Saturday, June 20th 2009

Special Delivery!

Vadge, Rocco, Lourdes, David and her gang of nannies, assistants and gays arrived in London yesterday to prepare for the arrival of the newest member of the family: Mercy. According to UsWeekly, Mercy popped into London this morning after leaving her native Malawi last night. Vadge sent a private jet, a nanny, a child nurse and one of her assistants to pick up her newest baby friend.

I know you're casting a judgmental gaze upon Vadge for not going to Africa to pick up her own daughter, but don't! First of all, at least Vadge didn't send Mercy by FedEx like I thought she would. Second of all, Mercy probably told Vadge that she'll meet her in London. That way Mercy can easily sneak a few cocktails in on the plane before coming face to face with her new mother. Homegirl knows what she's in for.

P.S. - That precious poodle in the pink shorts is giving me fevah!

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ITA Dallas!

So many cities HERE are really hurting. Why don't these celebs do something about the kids dumped in foster care in this country who have NO ONE. Mercy has a grandmother and a father. If Madonna really felt moved to help this child, just set up some kind of arrangement with her grandmother to raise her without worry.
Of course, then Madonna wouldn't be able to have Mercy around for a prop in a picture. What a hag.

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This is Madonna's world, we just live in it

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Lourdes have Mercy! What Vadge wants she gets.

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Bitch. That is all.

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You would think maybe she could do something charitable in her home city/state/country. I am sure the people of Detroit would appreciate some charity since their unemployment rate is sky high. I guess that would not be as glamorous as buying a black baby.

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I hate Vadge with the magnitude of an exploding planet. She's nothing but a self absorbed egomaniac.

I bet she put that kid on her VISA for the mileage points.

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Another pathetic attempt for relevance. Madonna is nothing but a marketed product that slept her way to the "top." Can't stand that has-been whore.

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Couldn't they just have sent her FedEx?

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Submitted by YellowMarigold on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 8:08pm.

You don't get a cute little baby to bring home, but I don't think that adopting children out will solve the problems of these countries.
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I think this is a major problem we have with our concept of "Charity". Ever since charities started acting like corporations...making sure that if you pay money you get something material in return...like winning contests with extravagant prizes or even just swag bags at charitable events...

It's ludicrous. Either you're being charitable or you're shopping. People don't really believe in being charitable at all any more.

I remember this ex-Mormon I knew. And when I met her she told me about all the wonderful ways in which she's helped people as a Mormon and I thought: well, that's cool. I can get on board with that. And then I discovered that there's a scoreboard. The more people you help, the better you are than your Mormon-mates. Gifts, gifts, gifts galore from the people you help! Money! Prizes!

When I asked her to come and help with some charitable work that I was doing she was SHOCKED and APPALLED that we got nothing in return for it. I was like: these people don't have anything to give us. That's WHY we're helping them.

On further contemplation, tho, perhaps we should have taken a child.
They had lots of those.

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Submitted by starsign on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 8:04am.

I look at Madonna and I try to see some good but all I see is evil.
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For reals. I used to think the poor woman was misunderstood but I see now that I was just very young and stupid.

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@ angel-i,
Yeah I can see what your saying. She had kids to boost her image and fulfill HER selfish needs (not theirs). Like I said she is the ULTIMATE narcissist. And narcissists love attention huh.

I look at Madonna and I try to see some good but all I see is evil. Truly I think she is really evil lol. She is either the devil, or was married to him or is his daughter lol.

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Submitted by starsign on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 7:40am.

I could never understand Madonna wanting to have kids.
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OF COURSE she wants children. How else can she be viewed as the ULTIMATE WOMAN without children? It simply cannot be done.

I looked at her Wiki page the other day and I could almost FEEL her satisfaction at how long it is - how much there is to say - how PROFOUND her impact on civilation seems to be...of course she wanted children. Not because of a deep desire to serve and nurture another human life but because of her deep desire to be served and nurtured by the public.

As for all the great things she's done for the people of Malawi - well, building a school, in my mind, is the same thing as building a factory, given the conditions these people are living in. How come know one ever builds a children's garden? That's the one thing I love out of German culture; kindergarten. The idea that the children have a safe place and resources to play. Play nurtures creativity (really important when you're tryna get yourself out of a jam) AND is a great way for kids to learn (kids don't hate learning, they hate school) and if they do it in a sacred place - a place where the rest of the world is not allowed to bring it's bitter OCD - well, that would seem like a beautiful, hopeful thing to do to me...building a school is just doing what Oprah did.

Or a hospital? Or send people over to teach the ADULTS things about creating a stable environment for their families...a community centre! Like that...I mean - it sounds like Malawi needs these kinds of things before it needs a school.

As for the documentary: Pshaw! Madonna would do practically anything to get into a movie.

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I could never understand Madonna wanting to have kids. I remember being shocked when I first heard about her being pregnant with Lourdes. She just never struck me as the maternal type AT ALL! Madonna and babies just didn't (doesn't) compute.

She was (is) such a self-centred person, a true narcissist. I didn't think she could ever care about someone as much as she cares about herself. Maybe behind closed doors she is a good mother, although I highly doubt it lol. But I will admit that her kids look normal and well grounded. Maybe against all the odds her kids will be ok and grow up to be decent adults.

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When a celebrity adopts a child that is handicapped, maybe hten I will give them a pass.

But as for Madonna?

If it's a trend, she jumps on it and this is no different.

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Desperately Seeking.... one word to sum up my feelings about Vadge.
All fall short.
Will settle with DISGUST.

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I cant believe I am on this blog at 6am, damn you MK! Damn you!
I hate to write this but I think that deespite all the snarky comments about Madge, it seems that given her track record, they are true comments. She comes off as a fake philantropist (i bet that both adoptions are great tax write offs).She is and always will be the queen of media whoring and self centered egoism. Despite all that is going for her the one thing she will NEVAH EVAH have is..........class.

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I love how certain celebs bring 1 cute kid from a fucked-up country home and bask in the glory of being philanthropists and great humanitarians. What about all the other kids that weren't cute enough to whore out on CNN? Better yet why don't they devote some of their resources to fix the problems that cause those countries to be fucked-up?

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This is such a bald-faced bid to be thought of as a great philanthropist and humanitarian: gauzy promotional photos picturing Vadge as some sort of African child savior; cameras everywhere when her newest purchase is delivered. But whoever said it is right - Mercy will be raised by a platoon of nannies, minders and tutors, with scant actual attention from Mother Madonna - but then again, why should she be different from all her other kids?

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 9:22pm.
And what the fuck is that sex cone all about? That shit looks painful!

I'm not sure but I'll bet Madonna has 10 of them.

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Submitted by me_ on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 10:12pm.

"buy a child"... - such a comment could just be posted by someone who has never been in an african country. madonna saved these two children from a life without any perspective. she built up a school in malawi. she produced a documentary which shows the miserable life of people in malawi. stop to bash her!

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"perspective ... stop to bash her"?! WTF? Nevermind, it's not Vadge; it's one of those spammers taking a break from typing muslim/mingle/millionaire/mingle bullshit with one hand and givin dollar handjobs with the other.

YES, I AM buzzed right now! Waiting for my fiance to get his hot ass back here and drive my hornay ass to dinner and a few more 'tinis!

OT again: Maddoner's vaggoner smells like pickled fish fo SHO!

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i don't see any crime with madonna sending the nanny, the nurse and all the other hanger-ons...afterall they're the ones that will actually be raising mercy anyways...
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 10:11pm.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 10:03pm.
For all the face-tightening she gets, her chin sure looks wobbly.

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I'm surprised that her jaw opens with all the face-tightening.
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lolz! Maybe that chin perma-wobble is due to those long hard years she had to work on her craft, sucking music exec cock ;D

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Submitted by me_ on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 10:12pm.
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shut your cock holster, Vadge.

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Submitted by me_ on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 10:12pm.

"buy a child"... - such a comment could just be posted by someone who has never been in an african country. madonna saved these two children from a life without any perspective.
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what? like a escher painting? shit. how would you explain all those bruises to social services? i mean how many times can you say 'I fell up, then down the stairs'?

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"buy a child"... - such a comment could just be posted by someone who has never been in an african country. madonna saved these two children from a life without any perspective. she built up a school in malawi. she produced a documentary which shows the miserable life of people in malawi. stop to bash her!

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 10:03pm.
For all the face-tightening she gets, her chin sure looks wobbly.

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I'm surprised that her jaw opens with all the face-tightening.

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For all the face-tightening she gets, her chin sure looks wobbly.

Do you think she ever wonders what her other kids are feeling when she is so hyper obsessed with buying another kid? Like they are not enough for her or something?

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And what the fuck is that sex cone all about? That shit looks painful!

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tonta vodka van...
If im honest it s just another American taking Advantage of Africa
Fuck it...ive had a vodka ....IM BACK!!!!! AND IM A LATINA

You do realize that we Americans can say the same to most of the Latinas in this country, RIGHT???? Especially about taking advantage of this country. I'm from Miami and I know what I'm talking about.

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O yeah - and I'm sure he dances too.

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I swear - I can't get over the guy in the pink shorts. I can't imagine his job to be anything more than providing amusement for Madonna by being obnoxiously condescending to everyone around her. Like, to cover her overflow or something...

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Who are all those fucking people?! A few of them look like leftovers from a Puerto Rican WHAM! cover band.

(michael sheen's queen, that is)

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I can't believe that some people in that group are nannies. They look like Madonna's back up dancers.

Little man David is a real cutie!!

Come at me bitch!

KidL's picture

It could be worse-St. Angie could have adopted her!

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For over 20 years Vadge has spent every waking moment trying to think up ways to provoke and shock people, just for the sake of getting attention, so understandably people are questioning her intentions and motives when it comes to adopting children.

At the end of the day though, she is now responsible for Mercy, it's a lifetime commitment and I hope all turns out well, for Mercy's sake, not so Madonna can have a shrine built in her image after she croakes.

In the meantime, I look forward to Lourdes' tell-all book.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 8:04pm.

Vadge has her veiny talons tightly wrapped around her money. She had Mercy sent by air freight in a ventilated crate and had her picked up in the baggage area.
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Don't get me started with that visual! : ) Have Mercy! (ha ha, get it?)
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i think this is a fucking outrage. I know MANY families here who have chosen to adopt children from other countries and I know ZERO of them who would even FATHOM having someone else pick them up for them. Holy fuck - and not because they couldn't pay them, BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW TO BE PARENTS. I haven't liked a Madonna song since Get into the Groove and now its on - completely and utterly finished with her and will be vocal about her fuckery. Is anyone else outraged that she didn't pick these children up herself??? Nice, poor kid from a disadvantaged country on a plane with strangers - whom she probably learns to like on the plane trip - only to find out she still needs to switch over to more peeps. MADONNA IS A CUNT. FUCK I'M IN A RAGE

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Submitted by Reeter on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 8:04pm.

Vadge has her veiny talons tightly wrapped around her money. She had Mercy sent by air freight in a ventilated crate and had her picked up in the baggage area.
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Don't get me started with that visual! : ) Have Mercy! (ha ha, get it?)

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Rrrrep. *tosses Scooby snack*

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Submitted by Seen around London on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 7:47pm.

Do you think she ever wonders what her other kids are feeling when she is so hyper obsessed with buying another kid? Like they are enough or something?

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Like she gives a damn. Lourdes figured it out early on. She knows each one is just a publicity stunt. Why do you think she hates her mom so much?

I wonder if Madonna told David (through a memo) that he can speak "African" to Mercy so she'll feel more at home.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 8:04pm.

Vadge has her veiny talons tightly wrapped around her money. She had Mercy sent by air freight in a ventilated crate and had her picked up in the baggage area.
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Don't get me started with that visual! : ) Have Mercy! (ha ha, get it?)

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Ugh, I hate Vadge. Instead of adopting out these children from third-world nations the better thing to do to help the children is to help communities to improve things like infastructure, education, health services,etc. You don't get a cute little baby to bring home, but I don't think that adopting children out will solve the problems of these countries.

When avarage families seek to adopt a child from overseas they usually have good intentions and have to work hard to meet all the requirements to adopt. Celebwhores like Vadge breeze through and pay their way with money to adopt these kids. And the fact that she didn't go to even pick up Mercy herself kind of disturbs me. David and Mercy seem like her acessories.

Sorry about this long rant.

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Submitted by Reeter on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 6:50pm.
"First of all, at least Vadge didn't send Mercy by FedEx like I thought she would."

LOL - very true, MK! : )

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Vadge has her veiny talons tightly wrapped around her money. She had Mercy sent by air freight in a ventilated crate and had her picked up in the baggage area.

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foosrock wrote:
"I'm not going to be snarky about her anymore, as, at least she's doing her part in helping to right our world!."

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Huh... Draining a third-world nation of its lifeblood does not qualify as "righting the world."

If she were that concerned about the fate of Malawi, she would have contributed privately and anonymously to its development.

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It is appalling for her to send staff to pick up the child. If you want that kid so badly, get your fucking ass over there.

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