Glamour Nanny
Jon Gosselin is back at home after getting a fugover at Ed Hardy's House of Early Midlife-Crises. No, Jon was really apartment hunting in NYC, but he really does look like he's just been baptized in douchewater. Doesn't he realize that he's on TLC and not Vh1?! Sorry, Jon, but the diamond *studz* and totally sick t-shirt (that's what the salesperson called it) still won't make you look like you fit in at a frat party. But enough about that bag of dirty tampons. Let's focus on the ravishing creature next to him. Apparently, she is one of the nannies. I die.
Let's call her Yvette. She pronounces it Eeeeeeee-vette. I'm sure Jon and Kate found Yvette working in the dressing room section of a 5-7-9 and knew they had to have this kind of beauty around them at all times. I bet Yvette smells like Aqua Net, Exclamation and bubble gum lip gloss. And you know she still listens to Expose on CASSETTE! The nanny of my dreams.
I hope Yvette is teaching the kids how to obtain the perfect scrunched curl in your hair. Apply gel, scrunch, apply gel, scrunch, apply gel, scrunch.....etc..
Here's more of Jon and Yvette outside of the Gosselin's home yesterday afternoon. What's going on in the 3rd and 4th thumbnail below? After Jon visited Ed Hardy did he stop in at Abuelita's House of Discipline?
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She looks like she could be Jon's ghetto fabulous sister!!!!
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Submitted by amandasmith8600 on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:06am.
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met a man who are 40 now on a dating service. he wants to see me and
even have fun with me. but i am 18 now. I don't know whether i should go to see him. he ever said to me
that all girls on that site ^^^^^ http://www.SugarDaddyChat.c om ^^^^^ are seeking fun
To quote the glorious words of Nelson from the Simpsons:
HA-HAAAAAAA!
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
The best is when you see fools dressed head to toe in Ed, baseball cap, t-shirt, jeans and sneakers. Oh lord. I will admit, 3 years ago, when it first started coming out, I did buy a hoodie for 115.00, then within one year it was all over, needless to say, I only wear the hoodie when I run out at nite to walk my dogs.
Am I mean if I say that I think some of the children are downish looking?
You gotta love it! Only in America would a chubby,below average looking guy with no hair, a fucktard wife and 8 fucking kids get a TV show, make a couple of mil letting his wife rip his balls off in public, fuck everything that walks faster than 3 MPH get divorced, probably get another show (Jon minus Kate plus eight) and make a few million more. Wow.
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met a man who are 40 now on a dating service. he wants to see me and
even have fun with me. but i am 18 now. I don't know whether i should go to see him. he ever said to me
that all girls on that site ^^^^^ http://www.SugarDaddyChat.c om ^^^^^ are seeking fun
Oh god MK you are frigging hilarious. You let that poser ass have it perfectly.
he's starting to look like a fat Filipino lesbian.
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
ed hardy- have never seen it but can someone explain to me Von Dutch?
I dont get it.
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My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Myntee
go to Amazon.com and type in 3 wolves t shirt and it'll populate.. you want the shirt with the most comments :)
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Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Hey!What's wrong with Expose?? My boyfriends uncle was in the band and married the lead singer.They are awesome...Iv'e always thought Jon is hot.Nice lips and eyes.But wtf is that shit on his ears and "ED HARDY" crap?!? Now hes tryng to catch up on his youth.
Yvette needs to get her peechee folder and foam platform thong sandals and go back to middle school with that outfit.
I prefer Navy,not Exclamation.
I used to dress like that nanny. Back in 1989.
If loving Expose is wrong I don't want to be right.
Submitted by taliaann on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 6:58pm.
Jon is at least a decade too early on his mid-life crisis.
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That's what 8 kids will do to you.
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Is this real life?
Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 8:12am.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 2:29am
"If you spray painted the 3 wolves t-shirt with all sorts of crazy shit it would basically become an Ed Hardy shirt."
Ah, ha ha! SO true... but I speculate that Ed Hardy shirts offer nary a shred of the amorous magic which is intertwined into the piece of clothing that *is* The Three Wolf Moon Tee!
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ONG! My 3 wolves tshirt is going to be arriving in the mail this week!!! I SOOOOO cannot wait to wear it!!!
My husband thinks I'm crazy.
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please tell me where you can get the 3 wolves shirt! my partner also thaught i was nuts when i announced that i needed one lol he just doesn't understand it's magic.
ps grats on the baby friend he is lovely :)
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A fart that isn't smelt is a fart surely wasted
that shirt is attrocious. perhaps he wears it to scare off cunty? maybe the colours confuse the possum on her head?
he's starting to get fat-face. its also not hot.
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A fart that isn't smelt is a fart surely wasted
Jon is hot - I would ride him like a backpack!!!
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Jon is at least a decade too early on his mid-life crisis.
On Fathers Day I wonder if the the kids are going to spend some time with Jon without cunt Kate.
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He's chasing away the paps! And he's still wearing his ring! Maybe this girl is related to him.
It's kind of funny to read the comments from top to bottom. I saw i_heart_jack say, "Don't kill the spider. Just let her and the kids alone," before I saw The Real Mimi's question.
And I thought, "Well, gee, I've heard Kate called a lot of things, but this is the first time I've heard someone call her a spider..."
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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I have to admit...I used to wear Exclamation. I was 19, okay?
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Oh my God! Was it your birthday yesterday, Sir Michael K?!
Very Happy Belated Lucite Sparkly Birthday, dearest!
If you were straight, I would have married you already. You make my day, everyday!
xoxooxo,
M.
P.S. Great comments about this Ed Hardy massacre ;)
Why are the paps so feverishly hounding this Pineapple Chucker? basta
I have the EXACT same shirt as she does. It's from Target. Think I know what *I'M* wearing today! Thanks, Michael K!
Im curious to know how old she is.
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Submitted by Otolemur on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 8:19am.
...logging onto Amazon as I type....
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Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
i still will buy Sand & Sable! To me it smells like the beach (ocean, sand and Coppertone!) lol.
speaking of which.. maybe I should buy a bottle today!?!?!
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Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Girrrrl, I used Exclamation when I was in high school. Do they still sell that shit? Exclamation was for girls who were too hard core for Loves Baby Soft (Do they still sell THAT shit?).
Yvette will Kool-Aid dye the children's hair while watching Pretty in Pink on the Starz movie channel.
I live in the middle of nowhere, so I had never seen an Ed Hardy shirt. Went to Vegas in April...Ed Hardy everywhere. I couldn't believe the prices on such cheap looking shit. My husband wouldn't know Ed Hardy from the Hardy Boys, and he thought it looked stupid, gaudy and cheesy.
Perfect for Jon Gosslin.
Ed Hardy *is* sick. Jon's just a dork.
It's a shame you did not order Three Wolf Moon Onesies for that adorable son of yours, but at least he will be able to bask in its glory when Mommy sports it!
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 2:29am
"If you spray painted the 3 wolves t-shirt with all sorts of crazy shit it would basically become an Ed Hardy shirt."
Ah, ha ha! SO true... but I speculate that Ed Hardy shirts offer nary a shred of the amorous magic which is intertwined into the piece of clothing that *is* The Three Wolf Moon Tee!
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ONG! My 3 wolves tshirt is going to be arriving in the mail this week!!! I SOOOOO cannot wait to wear it!!!
My husband thinks I'm crazy.
Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Submitted by mslewis on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 6:50pm
I dont think the comments here are for situations like yours... from what I gathered, they cannot provide for their 8 kids without their tv show.. theyre both unemployed outside of TLC.
I agree with the crocs tho, easy for *YOUNG* kids to slip on and off..
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My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
There's going to be trouble when Kate sees this pic of the boys w/o matching outfits. Sure they both have on orange, but the designs are different
I bet he is doing the nanny
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 2:29am
"If you spray painted the 3 wolves t-shirt with all sorts of crazy shit it would basically become an Ed Hardy shirt."
Ah, ha ha! SO true... but I speculate that Ed Hardy shirts offer nary a shred of the amorous magic which is intertwined into the piece of clothing that *is* The Three Wolf Moon Tee!
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Submitted by KT on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 5:07am.
ed hardy is FOUL. glad i'm not the only one who hates it, because it seems that everyone and their mother likes it. its so cheesy and tacky. its made specially for guidos!
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Yup.
Worse than Ed Hardy are the rip-of shirts that are being sold in Camden right now....I walk past the stalls every day and roll my eyes at the counterfeits...It's just as bad as a fake Gucci handbag made in China...hehehe.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
ed hardy is FOUL. glad i'm not the only one who hates it, because it seems that everyone and their mother likes it. its so cheesy and tacky. its made specially for guidos!
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Exposé are brilliant.
This John and Kate thing. It isn't going to go international, is it? Cos it's bad enough it's clogging the gossip channels. Eek.
Exposé, though, are amazing.
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 12:29am.
Don't kill the spider. Just let her and the kids alone.
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I second that. Don't do anything, unless she starts requesting a publicist, book deal, and her own "weekly documentary series".
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 3:10am.
Ugh. Basically that's all their gimmick is. Bedazzling shit and painting animals the wrong fucking color. I don't want sneakers with purple fucking cobras on them. There are kindergartners who consider themselves above that mess.
Hahaha! So true!
It needs some trendy "skullz", mermaids, and flame trimming!
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 2:29am
If you spray painted the 3 wolves t-shirt with all sorts of crazy shit it would basically become an Ed Hardy shirt. Whoever Ed Hardy is, he must really hate himself.
Ed Hardy's designs are cheesy as fuck.
Seriously. Why go spend that much on that shit when you can find the same style and design at nearly any store? At least you're getting your money's worth buying a cheaper alternative that looks identical to (or probably better than) that hideous shit.
I thought that putting flame designs on your clothing went out of style years ago.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Really? Only a dumbass would pay almost a hundred bucks for something that could be topped by a pre-schooler with a package of Crayolas. Ed Hardy clothes are fucking tacky and ridiculous.
I hate Ed Hardy clothes.
It looks like it's trying to be edgy, and even though it's probably worth gazillions of dollars, it looks like it belongs in the Junior's section at K-Mart.
There is no point in spending all that money on a bejeweled skull T-shirt when you can get one for $2.00 for the blue-light special at your local super-store.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
If these dumb bitches get a divorce, will they have a career after? Because it seems like it will kill the show once it is revealed unless these low-lives invite the camera into their hom while telling the 8 kids that they will be now be nine. They can't be that whorish can they?
Don't kill the spider. Just let her and the kids alone.