Sunday, June 21st 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Maury Povich - Happy Father's Day to all the papa je'es, pepaws, step-daddies, sperm donors and leather daddies out there! In honor of this special day, I thought we should pay tribute to a man who is responsible for bringing together hundreds of daddies with their illegitimate children! If it wasn't for Maury, many daddies wouldn't even know they have children! Thanks (?), Maury! It's always nice for the mother to know who to sue for child support payments. Maury brings them all together. Simply beautiful.
Below is just one touching "You ARE the father" moments from Maury. Actually, this is a two for one (I weep):
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Happy father's day to all of you.
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I know I'm gross for saying this, but that pic of Maury kind of turns me on.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met a man who are 40 now on a dating service. he wants to see me and
even have fun with me. but i am 18 now. I don't know whether i should go to see him. he ever said to me
that all girls on that site ^^^^^ http://www.SugarDaddyChat.c om ^^^^^ are seeking fun
by dannysgrl on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 6:31pm:
Happy Fathers Day to all the straight men who love making love to their women and creating beautiful babies!
Sorry MK, you'll never be a daddy. Maybe if you stop misusing your body for how it was intended, you'll get to be a daddy.
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Clean up on isle one, clean up on isle one....bitter bitch has spilled again
Maury kind of looks like the Jane pic in the previous post.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:01am.
She's also mad because every time she lets her husband have anal, he calls her Dave.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV!
Ahhhhhhhhh! Understood.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 11:44pm.
Opinions are like assholes, many, many men have had hers.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
You know, I wonder why dannysgirl's homophobic hate filled diatribes are allowed here myself.
If the mods or MK were actually offended, they would ban it..but they have not.
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Hey, dannysgirl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wbLdYeZvoc
Partying and off to Sydney or Paris is a lot better was to spend the income than cleaning vomit off the carpet or snot off the drapes. Oh, I can handle my nieces and nephews - in small doses and because I know they're (thank God) returnable. :-)
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I can do both =)
And eewwww I dont know what kind of kids YOU are related to, but my kids have never put snot on the drapes. I will happily clean my little one's vomit, it's better than what you'll be doing when your gay partner is dying of AIDS.
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Hey, dannysgirl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wbLdYeZvoc
Partying and off to Sydney or Paris is a lot better was to spend the income than cleaning vomit off the carpet or snot off the drapes. Oh, I can handle my nieces and nephews - in small doses and because I know they're (thank God) returnable. :-)
O shut up, you stupid douchebag (aka dannysgrl). Do you have nothing better to do than to fill your time looking for people to hurt on?...Wait a second...ok, scratch that...ummm...
Fuck you! You suck!
That's as much as you can really understand, anywackjob.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by dannysgrl on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 6:31pm.
Was that comment really necessary? I mean really, if MK's lifestyle bothers you so bloody much, why don't you just take your ass elsewhere and post your hate filled comments.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by dannysgrl on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 6:31pm:
Happy Fathers Day to all the straight men who love making love to their women and creating beautiful babies!
Sorry MK, you'll never be a daddy. Maybe if you stop misusing your body for how it was intended, you'll get to be a daddy.
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Let me reply in the most respectful manner this comment deserves:
FUCK YOU, cunt.
That is all.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
I have one question is this guy the only living, breathing man in this one horse town?
Submitted by dannysgrl on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 6:31pm.
How rude.
Happy Father's Day to ALL the dads out there, gay or straight, who provide loving homes for their children, biological or adopted!!!!
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Submitted by dannysgrl on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 6:31pm.
Wow. Really? And uh, are all the absentee fathers included in your little Happy Father's Day message? They must be. But it's ok, because they're straight. *eyeroll*
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Happy Father's Day to all the beautiful gay men who have adopted children- you have provided them with love and a home, and they are very lucky.
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No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here,did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N****r Storage?
Happy Father's Day to all the Dlist daddies. Happy freakin' Father's Day to you too, Dad. *eyeroll*
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Fuck yeah! My fave baby mama is the one that had like two kids and 14 different baby daddy candidates. And NONE of them was the father. And her always graceful stage exits? Pure genius.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 4:45pm.
Some people are firm believers in Genesis 1:28.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I solidly HATE trashy folks who feel the need to yell their heads off because they are more stupid than a box of rocks and don't know how to express themselves correctly. I solidly HATE human trash who feel the need to breed like cockroaches, with different men/women, no less. I fucking hate trash shows and I fucking hate ignorant ghetto fucks in general.
Happy Father's day, y'all.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 4:40pm.
Just stopping by to say that most fathers aren't assholes! Be back later...taking my daughter to the movies.
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awww, you're so cute!
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Just stopping by to say that most fathers aren't assholes! Be back later...taking my daughter to the movies.
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OMFG! That asshole has 6 kids.
"There's gotta be a correlation between trashiness and fertility"
I totally agree and it's depressing.
Ha! Me and my brother were just talking about Maury and his "You ARE the father"ness over a Father's Day lunch! I can't wait til my last day of work so I can watch this trashy goodness.
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I'm so sorry honey,I'm sure he looks out for you.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 3:34pm.
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Is this real life?
U r not the MOTHER!
"Sweet honey-roasted jesus with a side of cole slaw, what is that shellacked Ronald McDonald looking clown mess on her head?"
LMAO! I needed a good laugh today. Love it!
Sweet honey-roasted jesus with a side of cole slaw, what is that shellacked Ronald McDonald looking clown mess on her head? Jesus wept, and it is procreating.
*packs bag, heads to Siberia*
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Hey Bitches!
we talking about our poppas?
I lost mine almost 3 years ago. I miss him dearly, I couldn't say my proper goodbyes since I was here and he lived in Argentina and my mom didn't want a funeral.
I know he is looking up for me. :)
Happy Father's day Viejo
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
there's gotta be cause i know this really nice couples that can't get pregnant and i can't understand how this girls get pregnant by sitting on a chair and they can't.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 3:21pm.
There's gotta be a correlation between trashiness and fertility.
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Is this real life?
There's gotta be a correlation between trashiness and fertility.
I just don't understand why idiot women keep going back to losers like that. He knocked you up once and didn't take care of that kid, and you want to screw around with him again!?! UGH... just pisses me off to no end.
This is a bittersweet day for me, as well. I do have a father, but he's too busy living 50 miles away from me, with his wife and all her kids. I'm so glad that my step-siblings had such a good father who was there for them(NOT).
Why do men do that? Walk away from their bio kids and end up raising someone else's kids?? My ex-husband did that as well. Walked away from our three boys because he "could not handle raising a family" and ended up with a stripper with store bought tits and three kids of her own!!! But the worst was when he sent me an email saying how much fun he was having being a dad!!! I wanted to jump through that computer and kill him!!!
So, to all the male "sluts" here who are Daddys, Happy Fathers Day!!! It gives me hope to know that there are real Daddys in the world who love their kids and are there for them!!!
So, to them, I say thank you!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Submitted by quickkill on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 1:35pm.
Maury had a sweet deal connecting all those daddys with their offspring. Until he made whoopee with a production assistant, or the producer, and a co-worker ratted him out.
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did he have to do a paternity test later?
Ok, ok! In honour of all the DListed daddies:
Happy Father's Day!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Maury had a sweet deal connecting all those daddys with their offspring. Until he made whoopee with a production assistant, or the producer, and a co-worker ratted him out. He and his booty business pal were making too much noise behind closed doors, so the co-worker complained. I think that is why the show is kaput. If looks could kill, Connie Chungs dagger eyes probably almost castrated Maury at home.
the best part is when at 2:43 she starts yelling at him while hes still on the screen, lmao!
Estrogen a-poppin!
We're doomed.
Happy Father's Day! and Happy Baby's Daddy Day to the rest!
lol... I abhor this pos.
I love Maury, such wholesome, quality programing.
God!! Where are their parents? Where are the birth controls??? Bunch of freaks
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christine the hoff on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 9:44am.
and, I never miss the Steve Wilko show if I can help it.
that sexy fucker kicks ASS
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He is the bald guy who was security? YES I love chanting with the audience STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE. Heeeheeeheeehee
He looks a little John John in that pic. Like had John Jr. lived till he was 76 he might look like that.
My dad was hardly ever in my life. Lucky for me because he was mostly a jackass, and my grandfather, who was wonderful, was my father figure.
Last year I got back in touch with my dad after 21 years and we talk almost every week. He really seems to have changed a lot and we are slowly getting to know each other. So now I better go call him...
God bless all of you who are missing your great dads. You will see them again one day.
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"The man in the moon tried to fuck my sister!"
Maury! Yes. Happy Father's Day to my brother. He is a great dad. And to my bio dad, who lives in a van down by the river. If he had an address I would send him a card.
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I wonder if Connie feels as proud of Maury as I do of my people when watching this shit. Can we get it together, puh-leeease???
We share the same view. But I was like you. I think I cried buckets initially. I just could not get over the shock at first.
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