Sunday, June 21st 2009
Gorgeous Eyebrows Speak Louder Than Words
This stunning glamour shot should make you dump all your Sharpies into the bottom drawer for another day and pick up a BIC liquid ball point pen for your all your future eyebrow needs. Beautiful teeter-totter brows are the thing (this week).
I'm sure you don't even have to worry about taking a lady razor to your brows to achieve this ravishing look, because they probably fainted and fell off after first glance of this picture.
VIA The Smoking Gun (Thanks Sean)
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That famous old saying "Do the crazy know they are crazy?", Does this whore look in the mirror and say "WOW, I really look good"? Crazy bitches.
Socioeconomic Eyebrows! LOL! AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA! That's good:)
Don't hate, beechez! This girl obviously has the dubious distinction of acquiring her first mugshot before her quincinera! We should be proud!
(I'm funny too! I said "requiring";p)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
In college my roommate and I categorized girls like her as having "Socioeconomic Eyebrows."
Wow! First this and now the Helena Bonham Carter's eyebrows.
I may have to get on the sharpie bandwagon soon!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
I think she is kind of pretty...She would be much more appealing with regular brows, but not as unique...The brows looks absurd.
WTF
WTF is with sharpie/pen brows? They just look like worms crawling above your eyes.
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My dog: the original wonk eye.
Minus the eyebrows, she actually has pretty features.
But wow...how did she perfect such straight lines? I'm so twitchy that when I draw lines, they always resemble lumpy zigzags, and that's without a pair of tweezers...
I have an eyebrow situation of my own. I accidentally just lopped off half of each eyebrow recently while trying to pluck them to arch, and now I look like I'm part German Shepherd or anything. When I get a job (which may be never) and get paid, I need to go out and get my eyebrows professionally shaped, granted that my eyebrows will have grown back by that point.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Those gorgeous brows must be tattoos. Meth/crack whores are too jittery to achieve that degree of straightness and symmetry.
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eyebrows look good on women....but she's got her 15 seconds of fame now
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
WHY??
Nothing worse than eyebrow crime. I had a Spanish teacher in 7th grade who used to shave her eyebrows, not like Bob Geldof in The Wall, but instead of waxing or plucking the excess, she would shave around them. She always seemed to have a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow under the arch. I have always had Brooke Shields circa 82 brows and am psychotic about grooming. I moved to LA so I had to find a new lady to do them. I made the mistake of going to one of those cheap-o places with Russian ladies. This bitch made them half moons. HALF MOONS! I was traumatized for months until those fuckers could be groomed back to glory. This bitch should sue whoever did this to her.
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
Is this the best she could do? She drew a pair of cat whiskers above her eyes.
how did she do it? a neurosurgeon doesnt have hands steady enough to draw on those brows.
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I am glad I have my thick Brooke Shield's eyebrows! LOL!
She's actually kinda cute...pretty eyes.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
And such a gorgeous widows peak... but fucked it up with a crooked part! dumbass....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met a man who are 40 now on a dating service. he wants to see me and
even have fun with me. but i am 18 now. I don't know whether i should go to see him. he ever said to me
that all girls on that site ^^^^^ http://www.SugarDaddyChat.c om ^^^^^ are seeking fun
I'm liking this. Every night you wash em off. In the morning, shave if you need to & then draw em back on. You can be a chola, mommy dearest, cher, chastity bono, ru paul, paula abdul - whomever you feel like. For job interviews, brooke shields. At night - cholita. Dancing at a hot and sweaty club? Draw em on with a sharpie just to be safe. Also, you never know when some beesh is gonna throw a drink in your face and ruin your whole look, so a sharpie's always a good idea for a party weekend such as 4th of July.
Auditioning for a Klingon role for the next Star Trek sequel?
Submitted by Tamzin on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 5:12pm.
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My sweet baby girl born 4-15-09
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Congratulations.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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i'm scared!
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Is this real life?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 5:08pm.
Who told Bristol Palin the chopsticks look on your forehead was in?!
Hilarious!
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My sweet baby girl born 4-15-09
Submitted by Grimmer on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 4:59pm.
Marlene Dietrich did it better!
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Amongst her many other talents.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Who told Bristol Palin the chopsticks look on your forehead was in?!
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She's a pretty girl. Hopefully the shaved off eyebrows will grow back.
Marlene Dietrich did it better!
man, this is fucked up to the limit!
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Nice forehead wipers.
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Mini chola brows
Look a lot like wings
Fly away dimwit
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Stop Hatin'. This is absolutely PERFECTO. Proper penciling and blending be DAMNED. This is IT.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
with this mentatlity, she sould shave her hair off too and draw that on too
Oh I see hers are drawn on
I plucked my eyebrows yesterday and screwed them up. Most of the time I just pluck out the middle. Sometimes I do pluck them and make them shaped though and this time I was doing that and I messed up here and there trying to get them even and I made one huge wrong pluck and now they are way way way too thin. I guess they'll grow back, they definitely don't look quite that bad lol but I'm gonna have to use a pencil to fill them in lol.
The starlets of the 30's did it much better than this chick. She looks evil and silly at the same time! They remind me of a bird flying in the distance. You know like the ones in those Ross paintings.
Oh my dear! This is ridiculous!
Regardless of the shape or style, I've never understood drawn-on eyebrows.
She should have them tattooed already.
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Inch worm. Inch worm. I'm waiting for the lines to scrunch up and
kinda crawl off her face.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Inch worm. Inch worm. I'm waiting for the lines to scrunch up and
kinda crawl off her face.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 10:46am.
I didn't think anything would scare me more today than the main post photo.
I need an open post. The $cienos are going to take over my local paper. ACKKKK
http://tampabay.com/specials/2009/reports/project/
Fuckin' HUGE ass photo and headline DAMN!
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shit! your post made me think they were BUYING the paper.
i love a good $cieno bashing! will read later, thanks!
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Submitted by OXA on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 9:55am.
Submitted by ramsey on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 9:51am.
Tatoo much more easier than drawing it every morning.....
Yes but then you lose the artistic integrity.
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BangoSkank, what's the picture on your avie?
When she gets older and regrets this choice, that's when she'll get poorly-hued eyebrow tattoos.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
So Divine did procreate after all...
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
stake_spike: Word!
Hola, zomay. *abrazos*
She's the Eminem of all Cholas.
Mansmanu (French Bitch)
Why is she frowning at the camera?
Don't you get it guys? It's HER trademark en el barrio.
Mansmanu (French Bitch)
Um... what do you do? shave all your brow off and then paint one on?
That is one regrettable mistake, little does she know. When she gets older, she'll rue this unfortunate choice.