Holy Lucite!
The Empress of Lucite's nipples are as giving as her heart. Yesterday in Miami, Shauna Sand felt that the beach needed some beautifying, so she undid her bikini top and let her lucite balls work their magic. Instantly, the seaweed on the beach disappeared and the water turned lucite blue. Unfortunately, not everyone was pleased to see Shauna's nips. The sand dollars on the beach slid deep into the ocean, because they knew they could not compete with the almighty lucite one's nipples.
Enough of this teasing, Shauna's nipples of wonder are after the jump. I would recommend looking at these pictures through a tiny hole in a piece of paper or you might be blinded by her raw elegance. Actually, I really do think God was inspired by Shauna's nipples when he created the eclipse. JUMP!!!
Let's get a little closer. Hold up your papers! Total Eclipse of the Nipples!
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Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. co m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
Want to know what her nips used to look like?
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/02/06/the-strange-nipple-of-shau...
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Yuck, not even stoned and home alone with the blinds down and a large computer screen (you all know what I'm talking about).
Her aeoroles (sp?) look like when you get your colouring down and start getting creative with your crayons, e.g., outlining heavily with your red crayon and then lightly colouring inside of the figure.
I guess she's doable if you're really, really stoned (no high on some hardcore stuff) and it's really, really dark...
When people are all tan and shit and have pale ice blue eyes, it looks stupid and unnatural.
But...haha, I always get the "pretty eyes" thing...but I know they must actually really be talking about my *eyes* and nowhere else. I get more compliments on my lips, though, and I must admit I like it when someone tells me I have purdy lips.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Ick. Nast.
Just got the "pretty eyes" thing (NOOOO!!!!) from some random horn-dog. He then asked what I am working on, so I showed him Shauna's "pretty eyes".
Because I am just mean like that.
Am thinking either DListed now has a new reader, or a stripper ho is going to cash in tonight.
Or both.
Property developer, ha. My least favorite occupation. Well, almost...
Any chance to promote DListed, however.
Thanks, MK, for helping me to punish an asshole. You rock!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
As fake titty bags go, those are not too bad. Unfortunately, they're attached to the biggest attention whore on earth. Too bad they're not ala carte...
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Submitted by leica on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:12am.
Wow! I'm glad I helped encourage you to look into what you can do to be more comfortable.
And yes, it was VERY worthwhile. It sucked to be in high school and not able to wear cute V-necks and tank-tops like all the other girls. I always had to cover up and wear high-necked, thick-material shirts because I got a mastecotomy prosthetic, which had to be worn with these weird huge bras that poked outta the top of many shirts. The outline showed through many fabrics. And I hated being stared at all the time. I love swimming and going to the beach, but that prosthetic couldn't be worn with a bathing suit. It's hard to have fun when you can see everyone there pointing and going "Dude, were you in an accident or something?"
It's cool to be comfortable and have the knowledge that you no longer stand out. Plus, that prosthetic was gross...it would collect sweat under it and make my chest so rashy and itchy! I couldn't wear a bra without it, though, as it would just fall off.
I know a few girls who've had breast reductions, and they've all been happy with the outcome. There are risks, but from what I've seen, there aren't as many possible complications as there are with implants. If your breasts are giving you daily discomfort and preventing you from being active, you should really go for the reduction!
PS - Right before getting gassed, I asked my surgeon if this was the most common surgery he did. "No," he replied. "The most common plastic surgery I do is breast reductions for obese men."
I lol'ed pretty hard (I was on laughing gas, after all...!)
weird!!! it looks like she pasted those nipples on her breast....
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even have fun with me. but i am 18 now. I don't know whether i should go to see him. he ever said to me
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Hey I wanted to ask if you could post anything about what's going in Iran because they could use some prayers! Please consider it... you have SOOOOO many viewers of this site!
I dont think they look horrible...They are just too big for her frame, she seems to be quite petite. The red circles around the nips should fade after some time if they are new scars or maybe she sunbathed topless & got a sunburn where the oringinal more sensitive scar tissue is...At least they fixed her folded Franken nipple...All in all I have seen waaaay worse implants...Her face frightens me much more than any other part of her body.
I don't even know what to say about this....
xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/06/perez-hilton-beat-down.html
Note to self: Next time you order pizza, hold off on the pepperonis. gawd that's hideous.
I know it's super ass early but... really? This? Still?
*crawls back into bed and hides under covers*
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Lady_Jennalyn ~ I just want to say congrats to your bravery! Sounds very painful. Much more so than an average implant situation. Glad you were able to get it done. Was it worthwhile for you?
I have always wanted a breast lift/reduction from the time I was 16 years old. My breast are naturally very large and pendulous. I wear a size 34 F bra. I've suffered from back pain my entire adult life and can't go without a bra ever. I've always felt embarassed to be naked in front of people because of it. Don't get me wrong, men love my breasts. But, I feel very uncomfortable. They also impede my ability to participate in many sports activities. Anytime running is involved I avoid it. It's just embarassing to bounce up and down like that. Things I've enjoyed are bike riding and roller skating. But, forget volleyball, basketball, softball, etc. It has interfered with my quality of life. Also, when I'm trying to buy clothes, nothing fits properly. I can't buy any dresses because my boobs are too big. Tops never fit in the bust area. It really sucks. I'm so limited. Anyway, my point is that I would love to have breasts that look like hers ~ even with the nipple like that. Your comments have really inspired me to do something about it. So, thanks.
Submitted by me0595 on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:44am.
What's Phoebe Price going to do to top this?
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Exactly.
Bleugh.. I'll may never eat bacon and eggs again.
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The only person I know who has implants is my niece.
They did hers thru the armpit and hers are really pretty/natural. I can see how a Dr would do a lift or reduction thru the nip but I would be so afraid of losing sensation via that method.
Submitted by carriespooner on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 2:52am.
And also, they can put implants through the nip? Whoa. I don't think my little nipples are big enough to shove an implant through. =P
Submitted by carriespooner on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 2:52am.
Are yours silicone gel, or saline? Mine is a saline one, they don't feel quite as natural. It doesn't feel gross, it's just slightly firmer than my natural side. I can only tell if I really feel myself up =P
I didn't have as much choice in the shape because of how major the surgery was, and how I was only getting the one. I guess starting from an indentation in your chest is different than starting from a breast that's already there.
Shit, the Internet makes it hard to fall asleep. x.x
Some surgeons do implant surgery by going in through the nipple. I don't think this looks like a lift as much as it does how the procedure was done.
When you are getting your consultation for augmentation you can pick the 'look' you want and you can get 'very natural' looking ones. Some people like Pornstar boobs.
I love my implants. I had an excellent surgeon. My scar is invisible and under the breast. They don't feel hard. I think people who complain about implants have never felt one.
Shauna's scars look fairly new. Hopefully they will fade over time.
"There's always more. That's what more means."
Very good to know, since I'm gunning for a "perkier" look.
Have a good night, LJ.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 2:25am.
No problem! Glad I could help.
PS - Breast lifts don't hurt! So if you only got them lifted (I guess moving the fat inside around for a re-shaping would be pretty similar, too), don't expect a lot of pain. I only had a bit of discomfort in the lifted side for maybe a week. It was only the implant that hurt.
Have a good night, everyone!
Lady_Jennalyn,
Thanks for the advice. I mean that. For a few years now, I've been considering a boob job but have been distracted by the idea that I may suffer a botched surgery, but I'm glad that there's someone here who's knowledgeable about a very similar experience is pleased with the results!
So I tip my hat to you...again, thanks for your input.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:28am.
I have no idea how a re-shaping works, or if the scars are the same.
But trust me, my one side with the around-the-nip scar looks just fine. The scars are so light, I can't see it unless I am in a bright room looking closely - then I can see the slightly uneven edge of my nipple and four tiny stitch-hole scars that have a lighter area surrounding them.
I used this scar gel they gave me for 6 months, and switched to Vitamin E oil when it was gone. It's only been two years since the surgery. I haven't used anything on the scar in eight months.
I also have an 'internal stitch' around the nipple. You can feel it by touching - just like a very thin hard-ish ring under my skin.
Aw man, when I first got it done...BLECH! Black-and blue with bruising, and monstrous scarring. And the implant was rock-hard for about 3 months. Oof. Not to mention the whole not-showering thing, and how I couldn't lift my arms to put on deodorant...
I got mine for free (Canadian health care, and it was considered a deformity so it wasn't 'cosmetic surgery) but it costs a lot of money to have shit done.
If they really bother you, you should at least look into what can be done, so you can weigh the pros and cons!
THAT'S SOME BUSTED BUTTONS SHIT!!
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Is it just the wine or are they uneven?
What's Phoebe Price going to do to top this?
Submitted by Lady_Jennalyn on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:21am.
Yikes!
I thought about getting a boob job because I'm displeased by the shape of my breasts (I have big boobs, though), but I'm a little bit scared about the whole procedure now that my nipples would look like that...unless they have to dig through my belly button and work their way up, but belly buttons make me squirm!
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:58am.
They slice off the nips and move 'em up higher, so they're not hangin' off the bottom once they move all the fat up.
Poor girl has some busted out nipples.
Nevermind that last part. I need to RTFT more often.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
I'm 100% all in favor of plastic surgery but her nipples...it looks like someone outlined them in red pen! Do they redo your nipples when you get a boob job?
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:51am.
I have to find a way to tell people tomorrow that the "mutt" is aggressive and doesn’t listen because he is stuck in a two bedroom condo with no stimulation...no exercise...no rules...? Boo!
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I AM NOT A MUTT!!! AND IT'S A 3 BEDROOM HOUSE, NOT A CONDO!!!!
Good luck!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
CTH!
I'll take your nips!!!
TV,
Yah, "officially" I have been out of rescue for a year, but they still find me...cuz I'm a soft touch! Which is why I have to find a way to tell people tomorrow that the "mutt" is aggressive and doesn’t listen because he is stuck in a two bedroom condo with no stimulation...no exercise...no rules...? Boo!
I gots to go to bed!! I'll let you know if I own a Lab/Chow mix tmrw!!!
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Submitted by Mick on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 8:25pm.
hmmm..well, judging by all the nasty, bitter comments being posted about Shauna, i'd say there are lotsa jealous, flat-chested females on here...tacky, tacky, gals!
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Um dummy...these tittys is "store bought"...get it? That means ANYBODY can get some just like 'em,(even you)!!! There are reasons not every woman wants tittys like those...and they're staring you in the face...Of course I realize you probably wouldn't notice the difference, being used to women that are also "store bought"...
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the end...
okay gay or not want to have my nipps, come on
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:31am.
I still do it, despite the dumbasses!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nite TV!
Tmwr should be fun...My neighbors asked if I had any ideas on their Lab/Chow mix and his aggression and "not listening" issues.
This is why I got out of rescue, cuz I don't know how to politely say "CUZ YOU A DUMB ASS!"
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holy fucking shit
in ovahah newas....
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Fucka doodle-do.
Damnit, why do I always click on these things? I'm not going to be able to eat at Denny's for a month now!
nite, Clarisse!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Good on your titties Lady_Jennalyn!!!
AND good on YOU!!!
I'm off to a bath and bed kids!! TTFN!
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My titty seems to like it's new friend. It's not slipping away and trying to hide like that Chloe Lattanzi's...and the new guy isn't collapsing on itself. :)
Titties are titties
So why should it be
That titties get along so awfully?
TV,
Those Southbound titties are head strong!
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Submitted by Lady_Jennalyn on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 11:19pm.
Sorry, the southbound one had too much of a head start.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 11:18pm.
Well, come on, they're still titties! Grab 'em in your hands and hold them steady. Problem solved!
Submitted by Lady_Jennalyn on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 11:16pm.
You gotta meet my ex. One was headed northeast, the other was making a run for the border.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I think that scarring is from letting amateur photographers gnaw on them in exchange for getting the pictures on the internet. They should've held out for the 50 cents she offers to professionals.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"