Wednesday, June 24th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Basement Baby (23)
Minka Kelly (29)
Mindy Kaling (30)
Petra Nemcova (30)
Kelly Wigglesworth (32)
Sherry Stringfield (42)
Hope Sandoval (43)
Peter Weller (62)
Mick Fleetwood (67)
Michele Lee (67)
speakit on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:25am.
Submitted by vivienne on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:22am.
WOW. Pregnant, Married and Divorce all before the age of 23. OMFG. This girl is two yrs older than me and I haven't been in a relationship for more than three months. Damn, I need to step it up.
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Baby girl, don't waste your time. All men are dogs. Focus your energy on you.
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sounds like someones been rode hard and put back in the basement a few times. and with that said happy birthday and and fuck you solange!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
solange and her sleezy ass family need to just go away.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
oh yuck. happy birthday to everyone EXCEPT beyonces gross nasty attitude ridden little sister.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Cute and Cool!I want to find a such wife... Are you? Feel free to view my photos @ "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where you can find me and many handsome black and white men .
Poor girl...
She looks like a Tranny who escaped (the chains) the 80s (the dress) doing an impersonation of Diana Ross (the hair).
Pitiful.
Dear Solange:
How many poodles were maimed and dyed, how many forest creatures were skinned alive, how many swap meets were swindled, ... for this outfit?
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...Happy Birthday to Basement Baby...she is looking especially moldy today...well cos it's a "special" day....she's special....today she gets a helmet.
Submitted by vivienne on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:22am.
WOW. Pregnant, Married and Divorce all before the age of 23. OMFG. This girl is two yrs older than me and I haven't been in a relationship for more than three months. Damn, I need to step it up.
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Baby girl, don't waste your time. All men are dogs. Focus your energy on you.
WOW. Pregnant, Married and Divorce all before the age of 23. OMFG. This girl is two yrs older than me and I haven't been in a relationship for more than three months. Damn, I need to step it up.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Stop with the Basement Baby nickname. It's stupid. The real issue is where is her own baby? That kid must be 4 or 5 now I think. I don't really know because I've never seen him. Actually, I think she had him at 16 so he would be 7 now.
Happy BDay Robocop! Bloody good movie!
Happy BD Solange 'basementbaby' Knowles. One day you will do something that warrants relevence other than being in Beyondsay's shadow!
Good luck with that.
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Basement wig baby
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Awww, happy bday, basement! Hope your family acknowledges you today - even a card with 20 bucks in it. Maybe Bouncy will gift you with some of her old House of Derriere outfits.
Michele Lee is a hot slut. Her Wiki says she was a guest star on practically every show in the 70s and 80s that was in the top ten. Happy Birthday.
Basement Baby LMAO
*dies*
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Happy birthday to Mick Fleetwood! I saw FM back in May, and Mick's still absolutely amazing on the drums. Love him.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Happy Birthday Basement Baby!
speaking of Survivor winners, my sister is a dr in Maine and yesterday she had a new patient~ BOB!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Basement Baby is so used to the handcuffs that she even pretends she is still wearing them the few times she gets let out.
Mazzy Star's one big hit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0lRYhhiwI
Happy Birthday Basement Baby! Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll tie you up in the backyard for a few minutes of fresh air and sunshine today!!
Happy Birthday Hope! I love, love, love you!!!
(I can't even remember Basement Baby's real name!)
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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Minka Kelly is a hot bitch! I totally thought she was, like, 21 years old. Man, to have her genes...
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
How is Basement Baby only 23?! She looks at least 30...Crazy.
AHAHAHAHAHHAA, you didn't even use her real name...
Awww, Basement Baby, maybe you'll get to use the phone for a whole 3 minutes.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:23am.
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Ta loozer!
The 1st concert I ever went to was Tears for Fears:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UaEUbFUN0s
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The Tragically Hip: Ahead By A Century
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:23am.
Well shit, kudos to you for knowing that! I don't diss MK, but dude, for shame!
That young little whippersnapper MK didn't list Jeff Beck who turns 65 today!! Also Curt Smith of Tears for Fears is 48.
Beck in action:
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/18722/894984
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
What kind of sick, pederass handcuffs are those?? Wearing wacky outfits to attract attention away from her pretty, MUCH more talented sister? FAIL!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Happy Birthday Mick Fleetwood.
Basement Baby, please retire thyself to the depths below and take your sister with you.
Everyone knows that a dark, damp environment is best for raising fungi. Let Solange show the world what growing up in the basement can do for you, too!
At twenty*cough*three*wheeze*, she looks even fresher than the produce in the mason jars she grew up alongside with.
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Bottom-feeder.
What kind of god damned outfit is that?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:57am.
She's only 23? How old is her kid now, 15? Fuck sakes.
Yes, I know he's not really 15.
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my same exact thought when i saw she's 23.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
She's only 23? How old is her kid now, 15? Fuck sakes.
Yes, I know he's not really 15.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
"Basement Baby" cracks me up everytime.
ONLY MK would come up with that name.
i saw the pic and i knew straight away MK put solange on the bd list under basement baby! LMAO!!!
she's so young! happy birthday to her! may she come outta the basement today and have a piece of cake :)
happy birthday to everybody on the list and to anyone who celebrates their bd today as well!
morning to all my dlisters!
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Is BB supposed to be some kind of deranged ballet dancer with that getup??
a ha! Thanks Jessica.
::That's when the hornet stung me and I had a feverish dream :: singing away to C Words song of the day. :)
Poor basement baby sho got gypped in the looks department.
Have a happy Mr. Fleetwood and thanks for all the great tuneage.
I would marry a Wigglesworth just to get the name.
Every time I'd have to sign something, I would be laughing my tutu off... :D
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Sherry Stringfield is about the only name that familiar to me. I loved her as Susan Lewis on ER. So happy birthday to her.
Solange Knowles is kind of a non entity.
Kelly Wigglesworth was Richard Hatch's runner up in the first season of Survivor.
ha ha Loozer.. she does look like their love chile'.
And who the fuck is mizz wigglesworth?
Basement baby does NOT deserve a mention with the great Mick Fleetwood.
I'm taking Mick and tossing the rest back in the water..
HB, BB!
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
that dress looks very house of dereon...yuck
Yikes! I didn't know Scary Spice and Downtown Julie Brown had a daughter.
H B-Day Mick, Sherry and Karen Fairgate MacKenzie (gossipy whisper: your neighbor Valine just had a birthday too. You may be a year older, but look 10 years younger)
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
HB Mick Fleetwood and Peter "Robocop" Weller, who's a UCLA grad student in art history (love "Engineering an Empire").
Wonder if BB will get out of the basement long enough to grant us a visit today....
Morning dlisters!
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The Tragically Hip: Ahead By A Century
Mk u r sucha' bully: lmao
Hope Sandoval is 43??! Whatever happened to Mazzy Star?
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
HB Mick Fleetwood.
23? Looks like 40.
Happy Barfday, Minka and Mindy (sounds like 2 cats), Michele and Mick.
Happy M-Day!!!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4