Thursday, June 25th 2009

Birthday Sluts

George Michael (46)
Rain (27)
Busy Phillips (30)
Linda Cardellini (34)
Angela Kinsey (38)
Jason Lewis (38)
Hunter Foster (40)
Ricky Gervais (48)
Sonia Sotomayor (55)
Carly Simon (64)
June Lockhart (84)
Sidney Lumet (85)

Posted by: Michael K


U betta believe it baby! My first crush was a GAY, WHITE MAN by the name of GEORGIOUS YORGIS PANIOUTOU - GEORGE MICHAEL. B/c of him, I still get weak for Gay White Men!!!LOL

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Drama Queen's picture

Happy birthday George! LOVE ya- saw him last summer and it was phenomenal. He's still got it...now I'm grieving Michael Jackson. Two of my fave 80s stars---one has passed and one is celebrating a birthday today.

KA's picture

Oh man I had such a crush on GM back in the day!!! I LOOOOOVED him!! Still do, just in a different way. Happy Birthday George!!

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See You Next Tuesday's picture

Ahhh... George Michael.... my first "adult" crush. I remember him shaking his ass in "Faith" and looking all hot and manly in "Father Figure". I wanted him to want MY sex, dammit. I'm not even ashamed. I was in the fourth grade. I didn't know any better! Now my middle school obsession with Motley Crue.... well, now, that's another story....

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zomay's picture

There was a large group of girls in Jr High that worshiped George where I came from. They had pins of his face on their jean jackets and put his picture on their folders and binders.

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Reeter's picture

Oh dear, I forgot June's birthday!

squiggles's picture

GM is the definition of hot slut! Saw him 2x last summer and he was fantastic. Amazing voice and seems to have a good sense of humor about himself. Happy bday Georgie boy!!!

SoulTaker's picture

Happy Birthday, Carly!!!

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:59am.
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Hahaha and ewww.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:56am.
Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:54am.

Re: GM. The entire UK (except I suppose his lovers and friends) did not know he was gay.I never heard a whisper.
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Not even a Careless Whisper? :)

Shame on you. We have a chocolate bar here called Whisper- well, we did, I don't eat that stuff any more. We used to have a joke that went 'why did George Michael have brown round his mouth? He was careless with his Whisper' ha ha ha.I think the punch line might be different now!

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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:54am.
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I thought he was geigh the first time I laid eyes on the "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" video.

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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:54am.

Re: GM. The entire UK (except I suppose his lovers and friends) did not know he was gay.I never heard a whisper.
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Not even a Careless Whisper? :)

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Re: GM. The entire UK (except I suppose his lovers and friends) did not know he was gay.I never heard a whisper. Yet,looking at this photo you have to wonder how that slipped under the radar rally.....

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Eeeewww George Michael. At least MK didn't use his mugshot from looking for random dudes to fuck. So damn klassy.

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joe shmoe's picture

HB George Michael. I don't care if he gropes anonymous men in London's parks or California's public washrooms. I lurrves him.

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joanne's picture

HB George Michael, Carley Simon and June Lockhart.

angel_i's picture

I had the funniest argument about George Michael and Arrested Development with my daughter, of all people! Yeesh! Anyway - she knows his songs, but she thought his name was something else, I can't remember....She was funny, tho - she said: O! He's like olden days Justin Timberlake!

HB, hos!

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I love this photo of Georgina Michelle!

with her 80s lady streaks and tips and old nose back when she was still a very large Greek woman!

Happy birthday George Michael, do you have any idea how many babies were birthed in The Bronx by their parents listening to "Careless Whisper?"

Carly Simon, rock on lady!

Sonia Sotomayor, finally a judge we can all feel good about

happy happy birthday sluts!

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chowgirl69's picture

Happy Birthday George.

Anybody hear the remake of Careless Whisper by Seether?? When I first heard it I'm like what the......???? Seether doing George Micheal...trippy!

Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

Na na na na na na lady
look at your hands
you got two fat children
and a drunken man...

Happy Birthday, George Michael.

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KaosAndMe's picture

I love George Michael..
Freedom 90 is one of the Most Played songs on my iPod!
Happy Birfday to him..
and Good Morning to all The Sluts!!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

I too, ♥ George Michael, "One More Try", gospel version....makes me cry.

And happy birthday Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

I heart George Michael. My favorite songs are "Kissing a Fool" and "Different Corner," although all of his music is great. I am a U.S. fan of yours, GM! :)

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Damn, I used to have a huge ass crush on George Michael. He used to be soooo hot.
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mimi's picture

i think you mean Bi Rain who turns 27 today
ohh I love him!!!!!!!

snowpiece's picture

I love him.
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Somebody tell me
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Why I work so hard for you
(To give you money, work to give you money)

HB George!

Newportjoey's picture

George looked a whole lot better before he started looking for love in all the wrong places...

Love, Jane Hudson

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 7:59am.
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Interestingly, that album is perfect for George's birthday.

As in "OLDER."

But I agree, the diva can sing, and that particular CD is one of my all-time favorites.

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Stock Broker's picture

Happy Barfday to Carly Simon.

Yea, I like her music. So what.

Jessica_Wakefield's picture

Happy birthday George Michael. Blue eyed soul at it's best. Justin Timberlake needs to listen to some George Michael for tips on how to really "sang".

Ophelias evil twin's picture

oooo nice Farrah flippy hair.

Happy burfday Ricky -- one of my fave clips http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPGud5z_SHE
and the b'day boys together
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oceEXr8SDls&NR=1

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Happy Birthday Georgios!!! Say what you want about him but the man is the MOST talented singer/writer/producer of our time. Disgustingly underrated here in the U.S. but he is still HUGE everywhere else. I had the pleasure of attending 2 George Michael concerts last summer and he was amazing, I honestly thought his voice would be washed up and ass but I was dead wrong. If anyone on this board is a 'fan' you should get his album 'Older' from 1996. I think its his masterpiece so do most other hardcore G.M. fans. ;)

'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.

k.dizz's picture

he and jordan are dead ringers for each other... i had no idea. happy birthday to the original bathroom king!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Good morning, dirty pirate hookers!

Lots of cool sluts having a birthday today. Just one lame-ass, George Michael. Could be much worse!

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christine the hoff's picture

george lies about his age. no fucking way is he younger than me, cause he was older than me back in the day.
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Haribo's picture

happy b-day george michael and remember...do not fuck in public bathrooms!

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Michaell_Mandaryna4Life's picture

CARLY SIMON !!!!!!!

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chasing windmills's picture

Why did I think this guy was older than this? Maybe I was thinking about Boy George?

Albatross's picture

HB, George. Still a great singer, despite his personal drama.

That picture! Oh, we were in such denial back in the 80's. LOL

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HB George, Ricky Gervais, Carly Simon, June "Timmy's in the well" Lockhart, and Sidney Lumet.

And how could I not...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hksil-KkebQ

Choose Life, dlisters!

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Am's picture

This pic made my day!!!

Good morning and HB to all those sluts on the list.

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carefreea's picture

Morning MK.

What a lovely shot of Georgie boy there. HB you filthy slut.

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Happy B-Day Carly!! Thanx for writing that 'clouds in my coffee' song about me.

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CheekyChops's picture

That was nice of Mike K to use a flattering pic of George. I guess a more recent shot would make us question his age to be more in the 50-60 range.

Plecostomus's picture

Happy birthday, George Michael! You were just bursting with fruity goodness back in the WHAM! days.

And...FRIST!

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