Jodie Marsh Is Laughing
A while ago, I stopped referring to Katie Price as her alter whore ego "Jordan," because she wanted to change her image and start being a family woman or some shit. This hurt me, because Jordan was always my favorite elegant rose of England. How could she turn her back on all the people who loved her for who she really is: a dirty, dirty ho fo sho. It didn't make sense to me and it made my no-no frown, but thankfully, Jodie Marsh was there to pick up the pieces by entertaining me with her extreme acts of sluttiness. Jodie quickly replaced Jordan as England's Finest Rose and now Katie Price wants her title back.
Now that she's a free woman, Katie has been making up for whore times by parading her pussay all over Ibiza. On Saturday night, Katie hit the town wearing one of Jodie's old ones. I think Katie was trying to shock everyone, but Jodie wears gold lame (luh-maaay) camel toe whore-veralls to church! Try again, Katie.
However, Katie does get a few points for telling a few girls in the club that they are ugly. The Sun says that while Katie was partying with her big gay boyfriend (the power bottom in the loin cloth), she pulled a few girls aside to give them her thoughts on their looks. Here's just a few comments Katie made to various hos in the club:
"I really like your face and you're really pretty, but you seriously need to lose some weight from your thighs."
"You're ugly - I don't know what you're doing out here."
"She told me I had a fantastic body with amazing legs but I needed to sort my face out."
I must admit that Katie's cunty words of delusion have touched me a little, but I'm not back in her whore graces just yet. And why didn't any of these girls tell Katie that they may have fugly faces, but at least their titty implant isn't try to make a run for it! Seriously, what is that sliding down Katie's leg in the first thumbnail below? That stupid implant made a wrong turn! It turned right at her belly button instead of going straight and busting out of her vagina. CAUGHT!
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yeah...I think you're onto something with this HO HO HO Merry Christmas parading around Ibiza with the 'power bottom' making like she is JUST SO FUCKING HAPPAY while Petey s'in Cyprus crying a river over his lost love - no accounting for taste to be sure...'power bottom' does look a great deal like Italian gay porn star Leo Giamani in this shot...for reals;wouldn't it be a giggle if 'the boyfriend' turned out to be Leo as rent boy for publicity...lol...just sayin'...
If that gay boyfriend of hers isn't a butterface, I don't know what is. Also that lump on her leg is soooooo disturbing. PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is it and why does it squish down like that?!?!?! She dosn't have one on the other leg that I can see.
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But she's way too old to be out clubbing! That's pretty pathetic.
I swear, the gay boy in the pic with Jordan, with the "stamp" on his cheast, looks just like an actor I saw on Dante's Cove!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Let's single out all of her flaws, and believe me, there are more than enough of them.
I used to not really get the Katie Price hate. I thought she was just a harmless attention whore, but after I read this, I understand why people hate her guts.
Does this dumb twat not realize that by hurling unprovoked insults regarding people's appearance every which way, that she's drawing attention to her own fugliness?
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i feel like i need to get tested after just looking at that nast
poor poor kids. obviously she has never stopped for a second to think how her behavior affects her children. if my mother behaved this way i would change my name and have surgery so i don't look like her at all.
I hope Peter gets custody of the kids! I would hate to see another whore-slut bringing up her children in the public eye like Shauna Sand and Denise Richards.
I can see her uterus!
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She looks as high as a kite and the "club" looks like a place for an orgy.
Bitch isn't human.
looks like the plastic coating is starting to wear off in the first thumbnail...
i find this entire situation gross...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
is that a fucking costume party? or is this how these retards go clubbing. i agree i would looovveee to see someone punch that bitch. i've gotten in fights with girls over less i can't believe no one has decked her yet. what the hell IS that on her thigh. she's just jealous cuz spanish bitches are sexy naturally even when they are a little chunky it doesnt matter european bitches got it like that what the french call je ne se ... whatever and her overfried english ass will will never have it : (( poor her she's turning green with envy
I can smell their stink through the picture. STANKY.
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Am I the only one who'd like to see the facial situation on the guy in jeans? Looks very promising from this angle. It'd be a shame if the most attractive part of his head was the back of it.
I can't believe this skank has the nerve to tell girls that they're ugly. Has she taken a look in the mirror lately? Also, she needs to realize that her looks are temporary (though she's not much to look at, just a pair of silicone tatas, a boyish body and fried skin) but her stupidity will last forever.
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Man, I'd LOVE to be judged by Jordan.
Then I could assume everything she said was the exact opposite of reality.
In what universe is her "boyfriend" thought of as straight?!
oh noo i now this knight ill not going to sleep
that ugly face scares me!!
Girrrrl, pallllease. Her pussaaaay is hungry and is eating her shorts for lunch. Someone call Will.I.Am and tell him Jordan just said his record sucks. Cut a bitch.
My god, this bitch is so white trash it's not even funny. She's taking chicks aside & unsolicitedly judging them? Stupid twat is going to get a face full of fist if she doesn't watch it. Actually, come to think of it, that would be GREAT to see.
Stupid
Twat
Cunt
Slut
Whore
White Trash
Dumbass
Ugly
Disgusting
Pathetic
Yup, those all apply to her...
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WTF are these asshats wearing!?
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I wonder if they make that outfit in a 3X Large.
Submitted by OXA on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:57am.
She has now ruined my fondest memories of Ibizza.
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I'm with you. I loved Ibiza, but this piece of trash just made it awful for everyone! *LOL*
I guess the nice mommy act is over. She's back to her true self- BRITAIN'S PREMIER WHORE! And she obviously went back under the knife to get her tits enlarged AGAIN!!!!
Where is Harvey?????
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That outfit is hot. She reminds me of my Jem and Frenemies barbies...and some super hero.
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These pictures are hilarious. Look at her plastic devices about to implode.
And her marginal man with his cap off, exposing that cranium!!!
I love Brit-speak.
How DOES one sort their face out?!
Get ready for a fake tit, tet-a-tet this summer between Katie and Jodie.
May the best ho win!
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yep, that's similar to what i thought...
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"european looking"? - not everyone from europe looks as dumb...
I think Katie was trying to shock everyone, but Jodie wears gold lame (luh-maaay) camel toe whore-veralls to church! Try again, Katie.
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LOL! I concur! She looks how Britney wished she looked. I can't wait til the next hussy steps up to her and says: What are you doing here? You're too old! Like, not for the earth - just for this club!
(Baby Mama)
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What a pig!
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
she looks like a blowup doll on the right pic in the upper row.
like michael said: i would have told her that no one likes her unnatural plastic looks.
jordan on these pics is the epitome of a blowup doll filled with air instead of a brain. the iq 30 dudes on the pics match.
:) I finally figured it out!!! Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may be looking at our first synthetic humanoid!
Synthetic People:
These are "persons" who look everybit as real as a real person, but simulate human beings. Certain tissues extracted from cattle are the starting point. (This is part of the reason for cattle mutilations.) The process is an advancement of a process discovered in the late 1950’s. This 1959 experiment was reported in a book in 1968 called The Biological Time Bomb by Gordon Rettray Taylor.
how classy of her
WTF is happening with her leg????!!!! JAYSUS!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:33am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:19am.
In Jordan's defense, haven't there been times when you are out dancing with a drink in one hand & a ciggie in the other and you just didn't have another hand to hold your purse or phone?
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Hahahah slutty! That's why fanny packs were invented.
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I never thought about a fanny pack, I wish you had said something sooner.
*uncrosses legs, removes cellphone, car keys, validated parking pass, lipstick, wallet, 2 mini bottles of Cuervo, and copy of "War and Peace".
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Hehehe..*ouch*..hope that was the soft cover version.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:19am.
In Jordan's defense, haven't there been times when you are out dancing with a drink in one hand & a ciggie in the other and you just didn't have another hand to hold your purse or phone?
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Hahahah slutty! That's why fanny packs were invented.
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I never thought about a fanny pack, I wish you had said something sooner.
*uncrosses legs, removes cellphone, car keys, validated parking pass, lipstick, wallet, 2 mini bottles of Cuervo, and copy of "War and Peace".
If she's not human, that would explain why the media has picked her to highlight instead of all the other famewhore, trashy hopefuls who could take her place
I hate it when my mum goes out looking like that.
Um, what is with her thigh in the first photo? Do human thighs do that when you press on them?
And nice gaping on the crotch, there.
That guy in the Calvins is ace.
There is something extremely strange about this woman....
Katie must know that she is ugly herself; therefore, she knows ugly when she sees it. It takes one to know one. What the hell is her thigh made of? No human flesh makes that kinda indentation...that is freakishly horrible...as horrible as the face of her very gay go-go boy "boy friend" (note is two words in this case).
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:19am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:12am.
I would have told her that someone who has had photos taken of them with a cell phone shoved up her cooch has no business telling anyone anything they need to "improve".
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In Jordan's defense, haven't there been times when you are out dancing with a drink in one hand & a ciggie in the other and you just didn't have another hand to hold your purse or phone?
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Hahahah slutty! That's why fanny packs were invented.
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i don't think katie's boy is gay. he's just European looking.
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Heheheeee....she's been known to do that. On the street she went up to pale people and told them how ugly they are and that they needed a tan.
Yeah? Look at me who has never gotten a suntan! Meet me again in 10 years and we count our wrinkles and melanomas. I guess you win, Katie :)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Seriously, what is with that guy and hideous boots!!!!????
there are suspicious white powdery fingerprints on her Tarzan's thigh in the second thumbnail. she lookslike she just got done sniffing in that one too.
She has now ruined my fondest memories of Ibizza.
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Here you go.....I worked it out. Get yr headbands and ear plugs at the ready
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Since she travels in such low circles, the fellow-trash with which she lives out her "I'm over thirty but claim to be twenty two" fantasy will likely never tell her off (seriously, she has children and look at the type of "clubs" she goes to), and even if someone did verbally drive a spike between her greasy Kingsford whorecoal briquette eyes she wouldn't take heed, because she probably only hears the sound of her own voice and those of her desperate sycophants.
For the record if she ever got out of the gutter and started insulting guests at a dinner party, the host's wife would tell her to get her ass back into the kitchen and that it's impolite for maids to socialize with the guests, and to please stop fucking the butler when they have the house to themselves, and "please stop borrowing clothes from my closet because you leave cooze and bronzer and chest level stretch marks all over them, and on you haute-couture looks like Wet Seal clearance rack."
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A whimba whey....
Buckle up whores, we have another bumpy ride ahead of us. What we are about to witness is another Britney losing her kids episode.
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Pfft! the pot calling the kettle black. I thought her titty implant was running away from her, but then I noticed her implants seem to be in order. I have no clue what the hell that is trying to escape through her leg, but it looks alien-ish.
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