Tim Burton Understands The Importance Of Eyebrows
Here's three official pictures of Johnny Depp (as the Mad Hatter), Helena Bonham Carter (as the Queen of Hearts) and Anne Hathaway (as the White Queen) from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. All three of these pictures can easily get prime real estate at the Museum of Exquisite Eyebrow Art. My own eyebrows are bowing down.
It looks like the picture that leaked last year of Johnny as the Mad Hatter was pretty much spot on. Johnny still looks like the acid baby of Elijah Wood and Carrot Top. And in this picture, you can clearly see that Tim Burton took weave brows to a whole new level! Johnny's flame brows are taking me higher! If Andy Rooney didn't get his bush brows trimmed by his barber every week, they would look just like this.
What is Helena Bonham Carter's chola name, because homegirl looks like she has razors in her hair and hickeys underneath her collar. Baby Heart Girl? La Rojo Whisper?
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ugh Anne Hathaway. couldn't they've someone else. Love HBC and Johnny though.
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Wasnt the white queen in the closet of Narnia or whatever that bullsh*t movie was a couple years ago?
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Lady CaCa wearing any of the above looks in 3,2,1..
The Audrey,
It's in the book and in most UK versions of the Alice story. In the Disney version/US, White Queen get's the shaft.
On a side note, Marton Csokas is hot hot hot! Watch "Asylum".
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The Mad Hatter is going to make me crap my pants, I just know it.
Look at his fingers! I know that's just make-up, but it looks like dried or wiped off blood.
I guarantee that the Mad Hatter scene is not going to be kooky like the original cartoon, but freaking scary as shit.
I'm already bricking it.
Help me.
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Johnny Depp!
Tim Burton- wtF must his thoughts be like? Crazy and fucked up, that's for sure. Love it.
Count me in for seeing this one. Yes, please.
I also do not recall a white queen from Alice in Wonderland.
I have the kiddie version of the original Alice in Wonderland and I don't remember the White Queen either. Hmmm....
Impertinent: isn't it IMAN? hehe.
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I thought that was Vivienne Westwood.
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The green eyes are creeping me out.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Vanz on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:53am.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Vanz on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:47am.
I think this will give children nightmares... and the runs. But I'll sure as shit enjoy it.
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I HOPE TO GOSH EVERYONE TAKES THEIR KIDS TO SEE THIS MOVIE.
j/k
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*whispers*
I would if I had any.
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lol. I'm the evil tormentor. I put stuff on the cats that makes them freak out a lil bit. Nothing really bad, like, I put a necklace on the cat and he hated it.
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bwahahahahahahaa
Mia Wasikowska ... Alice Kingsley
other cast:
Johnny Depp ... The Mad Hatter
Anne Hathaway ... The White Queen
Helena Bonham Carter ... The Red Queen
Michael Sheen ... The White Rabbit
Alan Rickman ... The Caterpillar
Christopher Lee ... The Jabberwock
Stephen Fry ... The Cheshire Cat
Crispin Glover ... The Knave of Hearts
Timothy Spall ... The Bloodhound
Marton Csokas ... Charles Kingsley
Noah Taylor ... The March Hare
Matt Lucas ... Tweedledee / Tweedledum
Too many to mention BUT Babs Windsor - Dormouse!!! :)
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Submitted by Vanz on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:53am.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Vanz on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:47am.
I think this will give children nightmares... and the runs. But I'll sure as shit enjoy it.
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I HOPE TO GOSH EVERYONE TAKES THEIR KIDS TO SEE THIS MOVIE.
j/k
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*whispers*
I would if I had any.
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lol. I'm the evil tormentor. I put stuff on the cats that makes them freak out a lil bit. Nothing really bad, like, I put a necklace on the cat and he hated it.
I think Iran is a good subject to discuss. She was a beautiful model for many years, and she did marry David Bowie. She's a worthy subject. She has very long legs and a beautiful daughter. So, Iran is an appropriate subject to discuss here.
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:52am.
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Won't get any flack from me. I love me some scrawny British boy, majority opinion or not! :P
Good grief, he's going to ruin this.
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..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
I still haven't seen Sweeny Todd. But I can't wait for this!!! Tim Burton is so dark in his creativity.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Vanz on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:47am.
I think this will give children nightmares... and the runs. But I'll sure as shit enjoy it.
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I HOPE TO GOSH EVERYONE TAKES THEIR KIDS TO SEE THIS MOVIE.
j/k
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*whispers*
I would if I had any.
Ummm...I don't remember any White Queen from Alice in Wonderland.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:51am.
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I'll catch hell 4 this, but I love your avie.
Submitted by Vanz on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:47am.
I think this will give children nightmares... and the runs. But I'll sure as shit enjoy it.
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I HOPE TO GOSH EVERYONE TAKES THEIR KIDS TO SEE THIS MOVIE.
j/k
Submitted by yoboo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:45am.
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Anne Hathaway isn't Alice, goober. She's the White Queen, sister of the Red Queen. Alice is being played by a 19 year old Australian actress.
Submitted by leonorsousa on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:44am.
La Sousa
Adoro! Estão tão loucos quanto toda a história. Ansiosa pela estreia do filme!
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Portuguese?
Submitted by yoboo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:45am.
Anne Hathaway is NOT Alice, a young actress from Austrailia is Alice. Anne is the White Queen.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Anne Hathaway is playing The White Queen, not Alice. The title "Alice" role belongs to Aussie newcomer Mia Wasikowska, a kid.
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I think this will give children nightmares... and the runs. But I'll sure as shit enjoy it.
Submitted by yoboo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:45am.
WHY did they cast that super annoying Anne Hathaway as Alice? Her face really bothers me. Alice is supposed to be a child--and have blue eyes. Dark brunettes do Not look good as white blondes--never have and never will. And Anne has a funky face anyway. Everyone else in the pics are perfection.
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Eh. I like her.
please, this is not the place to discuss Iran! This is a place for FUN!
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WHY did they cast that super annoying Anne Hathaway as Alice? Her face really bothers me. Alice is supposed to be a child--and have blue eyes. Dark brunettes do Not look good as white blondes--never have and never will. And Anne has a funky face anyway. Everyone else in the pics are perfection.
Looks like if Madonna and Elijah Wood had a baby and let Carrot Top babysit...
Submitted by liyah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:41am.
Are you fucking serious? Here's your prayer:
*gives you the finger*
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I can't wait to see his take on this.
Anne what's-her-name looks like Edgar Winter.
I love Burton! Everything he does is fabulous!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
He can still look hot even with that getup..
There were reports that they made it legal:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/01/16/making-it-...
There are other actors indeed, but the Tim-Johnny-Helena-Christopher team is too strong. These are actors who are actually capable of pulling off very odd and unusual characters. I don't see other actors capable of doing it.
Foxontherun: damn right!.
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Serious Elijah face.
Tim Burton, Alice in Wonderland, Johnny Depp = Can't wait!!
Submitted by whippersnapper on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:35am.
Is HBC's neck REALLY that skinny and her head REALLY that big?! What. The. Fuck.
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Hello? No. It's an El Greco-esque rendition. Storyboard.
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Oy, I do not think that Burton and HBC are married. They two kids and are engaged, but they are too bohemian for 'marriage'...
This Mad Hatter looks a bit like a red-haired Beetlejuice?
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finally Tim Burton's drawings are coming alive!
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:31am.
Trust Tim Burton to come up with the most wacky and amazing stuff. I love his movies.
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I'd love to see their house. I'd love to see HB's closet. I could be a loon for her. I like her crazy.
Is HBC's neck REALLY that skinny and her head REALLY that big?! What. The. Fuck.
And I really don't want to like Anne Hathaway...but I admit I do. Bitch.
Wow. That is totally creepy in an awesome way.
*whispers*
I didn't see Sweeney Todd and I liked Planet of the Apes.
Um, Sweeney Todd was awesome.
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Brilliant!
It were ok. Had steak last night at dad's house.
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