Tim Burton Understands The Importance Of Eyebrows
Here's three official pictures of Johnny Depp (as the Mad Hatter), Helena Bonham Carter (as the Queen of Hearts) and Anne Hathaway (as the White Queen) from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. All three of these pictures can easily get prime real estate at the Museum of Exquisite Eyebrow Art. My own eyebrows are bowing down.
It looks like the picture that leaked last year of Johnny as the Mad Hatter was pretty much spot on. Johnny still looks like the acid baby of Elijah Wood and Carrot Top. And in this picture, you can clearly see that Tim Burton took weave brows to a whole new level! Johnny's flame brows are taking me higher! If Andy Rooney didn't get his bush brows trimmed by his barber every week, they would look just like this.
What is Helena Bonham Carter's chola name, because homegirl looks like she has razors in her hair and hickeys underneath her collar. Baby Heart Girl? La Rojo Whisper?
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I thought exactly the same ...he looks like bloody Madonna. Thats a visual interference I dont need when thinking of lovely J.D.....'
ll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I'm getting this weird feeling that this movie will suck a nut. After "Sweeney Todd", Team Burton and Depp kinda lost me. Hey Tim! There are other actors out there, ya know. Oh, and stay the fuck away from Marky Mark. I STILL can't believe I paid actually money to see "Planet of the Apeshit".
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LOL @ Stan I guess that clears it up.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:29am.
Helena Carter must suck some awesome dick to get cast in every single Tim Burton movie
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Uh...they're married.... You knew that, right?
how was ur weekedn?
Stoney.
She does! She is his wife!
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Is it me or does HBC head look disproportionately larger than the other to posters?
I'm so glad to comment on a blog where some idiot doesn't type "first"
Trust Tim Burton to come up with the most wacky and amazing stuff. I love his movies.
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Helena Carter must suck some awesome dick to get cast in every single Tim Burton movie.
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That is eepy-cray!
@snowpiece..it's definately the eyes and the theeth...and that stare...
Will Johnny Dep and Tim Burton get their dicks out of each others mouths please?
Love the Ana Hathaway picture, i cant stop staring at it.
I love this photo!!!!
Johnny Depp is the new Gary Oldham. Always a marvel to see his new face!
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Love Johnny Depp. LOVE!!!!!!!! He could appear in a remake of my beloved Gone With The Wind and I would watch it.
I do believe, though, that this hair was ripped off one of the baby mamas from yesterday's open post Maury clip.
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@snowy
and the crazy too wide eyes...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:23am.
no one else sees Elijah Wood in the main pic?
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I can see it. Except it's more like Fro-D'oh!
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Yeah, that's who came to my mind at first.
those pics look slightly gross
helena bonham carter's chola name is "la verga elena" or something
Fro D'oh ------ lmao!!!
Zanna: right? I think it's the gapped teeth
edit and the crazy eyes!
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Are they sure that isnt Elijah instead of Jonny Deep?
Elijah is the creepiest actor in holloywood....he would have been perfect for this shit.
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I love the collaboration of Depp and Burton and cannot waaaaait for this film to be released. My knicker is bunched in a knot considering the costumes are right up my alley.
@snowpiece...
he looks ALOT like Madonna in that picture...
Perez got his ass kicked! About time somebody put a boot to his self rightous ass!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:23am.
no one else sees Elijah Wood in the main pic?
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I can see it. Except it's more like Fro-D'oh!
As if kids today aren't already messed up. I thought the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz were scary. This would have left deep scars on my psyche.
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I like it that they're doing a movie about the story. I never read the book. I think it was banned at my house and by the psychos at Baptist "church"
no one else sees Elijah Wood in the main pic? Do I need to get my eyes checked?
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Yipes!!!! Johnny looks crazy and scary. LOVE IT!!!
Who is going to be Alice?
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I expected the hat and the clothes but the makeup and the hair/brows? All I can say is Holy Crap. Again.
Hmmm...I dunno. Sleepy Hollow has been done.
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I have to admit I'm very, very excited about this. The whole Depp/Burton/Bonham Carter combo is nothing new, but I like it.
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I'm with Snowpiece. If you hadn't told me it was Johnny, I would have sworn it was Vadge. The gap got me.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:12am.
JD looks like Vadge here somehow
its the gap in the teefs. and the pastiness, and wacked out cheekbones. yep that sounds like vadge
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So good.
That pic gives me the straight up heebie jeebies and the barfs.
Snowpiece, I thought it WAS Vadge!!!
I need some disinfectant for my eyes.
Holy crap this is gonna be good.
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EyebrownS!
I love The Tim & The Helena.
Holy crap.
JD looks like Elijah Wood in that pic!
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[I've been thinkin' bout you]
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
[The way I feel about you]
There just ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
-Evelyn "Champagne" King
That's one scary looking mad hatter!
HBC looks like she's in one of those whacked ass Steve Madden shoe adds.
Um... I don't know about this.
From the mind of Tim Burton. The same movie he's been making for the last 25 years
im very much looking forward to this...
however hbc is scaring me a bit. her head is so big in that photo
JD looks like Vadge here somehow
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