Megan Fox Is Sowwy
Last week in London, Megan Fox broke the spirit, killed the heart and crushed the dreams of a young boy who only wanted to give her a yellow rose (for friendship). It was the moment that the boy, who time traveled all the way from the 80s to be there, realized that the world is a cruel place.
In an interview with Collider.com, Megan claims she has no idea that was going on next to her, because her prolific brain was too busy creating the next great thought that would boggle the world. Megan said that if she finds out the boy's name, she will send him a person apology. I'm afraid it's too late. The boy is probably halfway to Hawaii where he's planning to throw himself in Mauna Loa.
The best Megan do is send him a personal apology?! Pfft. What the hell kind of St. Angie wannabe is she?! St. Angie would never just send a stupid apology. She would adopt his ass. A clip of Megan's apology is below. Doesn't the mug of tea make her look extra smart and serious? She thinks so.
I go to Friendswood High School in Texas and my school has the most stuck up people at of the US. Now the girls here are exactly how Megan fox acts. There are so many guys in my school who are nice men but they always either get beat by jocks or the hot studs who roam the hallways everyday. I bet if those guys got a chance Megan fox wouldn't be this girl who doesn't accept a man's rose I see in that picture. But most schools are the same and Megan you should find where he lives and give him a proper apology that's if you aren't lying.
Submitted by Reese2029 on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:17pm.
No matter how hot Megan Fox is, her cunt attitude puts off people.
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Having just read that ew interview I think her "cunt attitude" suddenly makes me like her! :)
Surprisingly...
I actually personally know the kid :)
JimmyBoca, way to stereotype. I know a lot of girls who are NOT bitches, and do you know why? Because they aren't entitled by an unfounded generalization.
I would NEVER intentionally ignore someone who was making an obviously friendly gesture toward me, and just because your perception of how "everyone else" does "it", doesn't justify Megan Fox's douchebaggery...it makes her a fucking follower, and I don't respect a follower, ever.
I know she "apologized" and all that, but I stopped watching 20 seconds in the video because she seems insincere. Acting lessons could do her a favor and improve the delivery of her shitty public apologies. Her looks can't do that for her.
At least with ScrangieHo, she's able to fake remorse and empathy. This twat can't.
And I'm really beginning to regret reading these Megan Fox threads because it's like going to that fucking Drunken Stepfather douche's page. If I wanted visuals of Megan Fox's fucking lady parts, I'd go there more often. Yeah, I totally fucking went there.
I know I can't stop you from posting the same, monotonous, shallow fuckery, so I might as well abstain from posting on this Megan Fox bitch anymore.
I'll probably regret this comment later, but momentarily, I don't give a fuck. Bash me for all I care.
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That whore ain't sorry for nothing except getting caught being a bitch. Hang her high and let 'er swing.
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It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " last week. It is said she is dating with a young black man there..
OK, so I just watched the video,and we need to address some things.
1. Was the bitch high? Between the nose scratching and the "person apology"....
2. What a total lack of sincerity.
3. That was SO OBVIOUSLY a child.
God I hate her.
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Didn't someone point out that this photo was taken in London, and that kid was probably a flower-selling gypsy/street kid? Sounds plausible to me. Hate her if you must, but damn, I'd ignore an anonymous fat kid with some cheesy flower too.
I still think she's a bitch. I can't wait for her to go the way of Jessica Alba. I wish Hollywood would make her disappear.
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No matter how hot Megan Fox is, her cunt attitude puts off people. Everything about her centers around how hot she is. Meh, she's 23 going on 30.
She is defensive and idiotic in every frickin' interview. Her bitchiness comes off and then, she backpedals and says that the media took her words out of context.
I wonder if Michael Bay will have her in Transformers 3 when she talked smack about his movie.
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20246950_20263258_20284375,00.html?cnn=y...
The first reaction is usually the correct one. "Fuck your rose, Chubsy-Ubsy!"
that "sweet boy" practically hit megan with the rose and she couldn't be bothered to turn hr head...bitch knows she's lying...
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So just because Meghan is a little more attractive than Lindsay Lohan she gets all this attention? I think Hohan might even be prettier than cuntface here, but at least Angie would adopt this boy AND his little brother... (MK you totally stole my comment on this from the last time you posted!...CREDITS are in order!)
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
She reminds me more of Lindsay Lohan in her mannerisms and Valley Girl speak. Personally, I just want to punch this cunt in her BEAUTIFUL fucking face. Lay off the plastic surgery biyatch!!!
"I am just too much." -Joan
okay i can kinda see where she's coming from cuz i was an extra on "fever pitch" and sometimes its not the actors who are dicks sometimes its their handlers and bodyguards cuz they want to feel like they are special and extra important so they are constantly pulling the actors even when the actors are trying to be friendly with you they are yanking them this way and that way and being general assholes so you can tell the actor is getting confused cuz they are pulling them away and meanwhile the actor may be trying to communicate with fans and take pictures so they are getting pulled two dif directions and don't always know what's going on cuz of it.
The only apology he should accept is an anal one with a double fist in her cootch.
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
Nose picker.
The cheap porn version of Angelina Jolie.
Submitted by kitten666 on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:26pm.
kitten 666why do they even compare her to angelina jolie ? she has no class !
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Oh and Angelina does?? Jolie's about just as trashy as this girl is... only difference... she's jon voight's daughter and hence got everything easy !
It was the moment that the boy, who time traveled all the way from the 80s to be there, realized that the world is a cruel place.
Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!
Wow she really has gotten alot of surgery!
"She looked like average trailer trash before all that surgery, and now she looks like hot trailer trash. I guess there’s no surgery that can de-trailer trash you."
LOL
So now all of sudden she got a baby sounding voice a la Paris?
This bitch is lying when she says she didn't know that was going on next to her! You can clearly see him with all the damn bulbs flashing, I'm sure.
I don't sense one bit of sincerity from this ho. and rubbing and 'itching' to pick your nose doesn't help the situation.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:25pm.
LOL! She was whorefied.
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kitten 666why do they even compare her to angelina jolie ? she has no class !
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:24pm.
This chick being a constant snotty bitch is the reason that pretty girls get the you're intimidating FUCK YOU from guys. I fucking hate that, I have spent many Friday/Saturday nights at home while the crackwhore down the block got to go on a date.
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Megan Fox apology is about as sincere as Bernie Maddoff's apology to his ponzzi scheme victims.
Wake me up when she does her spread in Hustler.
Ms. Fox says: *sigh* I'm so embarrassed.
Whatever, that was not genuine at all.
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LOL! She was whorefied.
lmao, that's what was up with this kid- HE TImE TRAVELED FROM THE EIGHTIES! i was thrown off by his pleading eyes.
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This chick being a constant snotty bitch is the reason that pretty girls get the you're intimidating FUCK YOU from guys. I fucking hate that, I have spent many Friday/Saturday nights at home while the crackwhore down the block got to go on a date.
The best way to do this would be to track down the boy on the quiet.
Arrange a meeting and contact ET for an exclusive.
THEN oncamera give him free tickets to her movie PLUS $100,000 in cash.
just sayin', she's an idiot
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Hot girls like Megan can never win. Even when making a nice gesture, they're still criticized. I say just own up to being a bitch. The world, especially other women, perceives you to be one anyhow.
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How she is perceived is the direct result of her interviews.
There are tons of women who are beautiful and respected.
Let's not make this sound like she's some victim of jealousy.
Megan needs to apologize to this young man in the same manner as she auditions for her movie roles.
With a proper blow job.
Watch the teeth, skank!
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Ahaahahaa! MK, you rawk!
LMAO@ "The boy who time traveled all the way from the 80s to be there."
and "Her prolific brain was too busy creating the next great thought that would boggle the world."
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I bet MK refuses to give Perez attention. I doubt he'll post about it.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:56am.
Slow news day apparently.
yea. i hope mk doesnt shy away from the piggez beat down : (
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Transformers: Insincerity in disguise.
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I'm inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt on the nose rubbing. My septum's pierced but I keep it hidden with a small barbell, and I have allergies up da wazoo, so I'm constantly scratching and rubbing my nose. Which I'm sure people in the street think means I'm rolling in the snow, but I'm so not. I studied her face a lot during the interview to see if it was just itchy or something fishy. I think the former.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:56am.
Slow news day apparently.
yea. i hope mk doesnt shy away from the piggez beat down : (
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She should throw him a free one and take his cherry.
My son is so psyched about this movie. I think I'm going to be stuck going to the midnight opening tomorrow. :\
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She could not sound more insincere even if she tried/had the acting skills to give it a shot.
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Slow news day apparently.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I am so bored of her.
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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:01am.
what is she doing with her nose? how many lines did she do before the interview i wonder? by the way i only got to about :30
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I thought the same thing, snort much? Then again sometimes when I get nervous or if I am on the spot I do weird twitchy things too...I cant hate on her for ignoring the boy, there are so many better reasons to hate on her...Although I do think she mustered up & displayed some phony modesty regarding this situation which for her is a huge thing.
I love when the interviewer says the boy might see the interview and Megan goes "reeeaaallly????" like some five year old. Can't play the dumb baby-voiced bimbo and edgy tough chick at the same time, ho.
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Hot girls like Megan can never win. Even when making a nice gesture, they're still criticized. I say just own up to being a bitch. The world, especially other women, perceives you to be one anyhow.
I knew it! Her head was in her ass.
And now she's all: Lookie here! I'm so famous and so pretty and my boobies are so big that little boys CRY if I don't see them! The whole world cries! Becuz I'm a THAT kind of STAR! She should send that boy a fucking cheque for his promotional services.
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