Megan Fox Is Sowwy
Last week in London, Megan Fox broke the spirit, killed the heart and crushed the dreams of a young boy who only wanted to give her a yellow rose (for friendship). It was the moment that the boy, who time traveled all the way from the 80s to be there, realized that the world is a cruel place.
In an interview with Collider.com, Megan claims she has no idea that was going on next to her, because her prolific brain was too busy creating the next great thought that would boggle the world. Megan said that if she finds out the boy's name, she will send him a person apology. I'm afraid it's too late. The boy is probably halfway to Hawaii where he's planning to throw himself in Mauna Loa.
The best Megan do is send him a personal apology?! Pfft. What the hell kind of St. Angie wannabe is she?! St. Angie would never just send a stupid apology. She would adopt his ass. A clip of Megan's apology is below. Doesn't the mug of tea make her look extra smart and serious? She thinks so.
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I don't get why such a boring and contrived person like her gets so much press. She's a shitty actress, and while I once found her hot she's weird looking now. Bitch, step away from the plastic surgeon.
Bleh, wake me up when her fifteen minutes are finally over.
She is so not "horrified" by that!
She probably laughed her ass off like all of us did!
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Yeah, yeah.. I give her the benefit of the doubt. I could imagine the chaos it could be with those photographers yelling and whatever. She was just too busy making sure all those photographers took her picture really quick that she didn't pay attention to the blast-from-the-past kid.
I saw her on the Transformers movie and she sucked. Ok, the whole movie sucked anyway.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:24am.
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Craposaurus, she was cute then, she is now, but then WOW!!
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If this whole situation works out like the cliche movie running through my mind, that boy will be heartbroken for a while, stay in school, graduate college, make a fortune as an executive for some Fortune 500 company, and all the while become tall, sleek and handsome. Then one morning after another night of NSA screwing of one of the many besotted, achingly beautiful women chasing him, he flips on the TV and sees a thirty seven year old Megan Fox on an infomercial, as a "celebrity" spokeswoman advertising an anti-aging makeup.
"It's not working for you, honey," he says, and phones down to the garage for them to get his Bentley ready.
Or instead of that scenario, he might become a misogynist and one of those homeless creeps who hang out at internet bars to look at pictures of penises, periodically whipping his own out to compare himself, until the proprietor tells him to leave and take his shopping cart with him.
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Every damn interview this trash heap does she is defensive as hell as to what she is asked, and she is a cunt-in-training with her responses. I haven't heard a kind, sweet, caring sounding tone out of this chick, ever.
Bitch.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Yeah, whatever Megan. It wouldn't have ANYthing to do with you figuring out that more people think you're a dumb-ass twat than like you. No matter what you look like. You done been called out for the ugly and stoopid withIN.
Poor kid, too bad his dreams were crushed by such a vapid twat. It could have been someone that at least gets a modicum of respect from the general public.
wow look how SWIFT the mod is today
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Maybe she should go on The Bachelor since she would accept the rose!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Raul would still eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.
why exactly does she look so different from just a couple of years ago? i hate to say this but she was in a movie with lohan and her face was fatter. what plastic surgery did she have that makes her look sooo completely different? don't get me wrong, i think she's hot but still.
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How much coke did she do before this interview?
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this kid looks like an extra in a 80's john hughes movie.
THAT is the profile of a perfect nose! excellent buh-bees
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Megan, anal sex is the "young Hollywood" way to say sorry these days, go and make that kid happy... or until he finds out your muffin isn't the holy crucible you and your other delusional fans think it is.
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:10am.
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Your avie is GOLD.
she looks like the baby of Paris hilton and Kim kardiashian that BABY VOICE Yuck
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to her defense, that rose could've 'transformed' into a killing device of some sort.
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I've never seen an interview with her; just read her dumb words.
Her voice and the way her face moves really washes away that plastic beauty of hers.
Her explanation is very believable its just too bad she has to say it in such an obnoxious fake sounding way. Fuck she's a terrible actress.
Let's be real she's totally hot and MOST hot girls are total bitches, so why should she be any different? lol. However I do agree that she probably didn't realize it was a boy given that he looks like an 80's father of 2.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Sweetpea looks like she's got the coke itchies.
Cuntygolightly.. I asked myself the same question, why is she smelling her finger like that? *shrugs shoulders* I could only get to 25 seconds, I haven't seen anything she is in so I can not rate her ability to act. I trust I am not missing much...
She should send me an apology for her idiotic comments.
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"i did not know that was a child" aaaah good one Megan, the "I thought it was a midget" excuse. I used that line with Levi earlier...
and stop picking your nose, ho
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
She has ruined that boy. Much like every movie she's been in.
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what is she doing with her nose? how many lines did she do before the interview i wonder? by the way i only got to about :30