Monday, June 22nd 2009
I Knew This Looked Familiar
When I first saw these pictures of Bruno at the Berlin premiere of his movie, I felt a lump in my throat, my skin felt itchy, my nipples retreated into my body and all the moisture in my eyeballs got sucked out. I figured it was time to go to the free clinic again, but then I remember I had the same symptoms after looking at the picture that still makes cameos in my nightmares. THIS:
Fuck you, Bruno! Thanks to him this picture will probably go back to being the STAR of my nightmares instead of just an extra. To make it even worse, Bruno is wearing UGGs inspired by the creepy family of furries. Way to punch me in my soul. I wouldn't be surprised if Bruno is wearing a CROCS-made butt plug. Kill me.
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You can see more about the artist, her name is Anna Maltz, who created the knitted nude suits, here on this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpscPtUkBzM
Bensucks, I know!! That's what I was thinking
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Can someone please tell this nuisance that he's not funny, cutting-edge, or controversial?
This has been done countless times before, and better. I'm so over him.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
I can't believe the media thinks he is so original.
Wow, he takes on a character and films others' reactions to it. OH WOW!! If only we could do something like this on tv. Oh we DID ... Candid Camera.
If only a comedian could antagonize an audience and keep pushing until people get pissed off while said comedian remains in character ... OH we did see this with Lenny Bruce and Andy Kauffman.
That is soooooo funny to make fun of others that are just trying to be nice to an odd character. Tee Hee.
I'm sick of seeing this idiot and his moon-sized head everywhere.
Submitted by yucko on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:00pm.
This promotional crap is getting old.
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Literally. Did you see the thumbnail with the meemaw bunny with grey hoochie hair and saggy boobs. Can not breathe. That's pretty funny.
This promotional crap is getting old.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:09pm.
why does this seem so wrong to me?
lol
Uhhhhhh. Because a young girl is holding a man's 'fake' peen? YUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Is that Adnan's landing strip he's sporting above his peen??
Just what I wanted for fathers day a detachable penis outfit.
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why does this seem so wrong to me?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
these pictures make me uncomfortable and i think its the fabric that is doing it.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
ah OK. I get the irony, the "yellow Asian" has the big peen while the brown guy has a miniature one.
I think these costumes are brilliant for Sasha. They are perfect to illustrate "OVEREXPOSURE".
This movie is going to bomb, cause I swear, I've seen it all already. Where is the mystery?
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
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This guy is so lame. Have to give him props though for promoting his film so diligently. I wish he would dissapear. Borat was som funny shit though.
I'm just not on board with this whole persona he's got going. I admit, I know NOTHING about it, but it just seems so lame.
This is the second time since yesterday that family portrait photo has been on my computer screen! I was researching furry fetishes (don't ask) and there was this insane christian website warning of the dangers of "fursons" and anime, and that pic was featured. theme of the week!
ps- napoleon dynamite SUCKED.
take one part "welcome to the dollhouse" (which rocked) throw in a dance sequence a-la "donnie darko" (also great) add five parts water and there you have "napoleon dynamite" (suckfest).
That family picture is too disturbing, especially that the little girl is playing with the father's penis. I think I need a shower after typing that..yuck!
Borat or Bruno is trying waaaayy to hard to be funny.
Provolone:
my favourite line from Anchorman:
Will Ferrell: Now we go to Tits McGee.
Christina Applegate: I'm sorry, Tits McGee is on vacation, I'll be filling in for her.
ahahaha
that whole movie is a laughfest
I liked Napoleon Dynamite.
I think I will bake a cake to show my love for her...I thought that was funny in an off beat way.
*running for cover*
Yawn!
Is it me or does he seem to enjoy playing homosexual a little too much?
And I'm already sick of this act.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:48pm.
Napoleon Dynamite sucked, at least I thought so. I didn't find anything funny about it.
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i hate that film. all the characters were annoying as hell!
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I fucking hate this guy. I am soooooooo ready for him to suffer some debilitating disease that is going to stop his ugly mug from EVER showing up in a magazine, again.
I really really can't stand this guy
Oh, please, please let there be an explanation for the original pic that isn't going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life.
Love the reverse ethnic stereotyping in the "package" area of the men. Funny stuff.
Madonna and the Easter Bunny HAD to be behind this.
Napoleon Dynamite sucked, at least I thought so. I didn't find anything funny about it.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:22pm.
What??
Will ferrel rocks my socks
when I'm flipping the channels I can't pass ELF.
and I saw Stranger than Fiction last week and I love him even More
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ELF is the first movie I ever saw with Ferrell and I LOVE IT!
It is such a great movie at the holidays or anytime!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:42pm.
*raises hand*
I did not see the humor in Napleaon Dynamite either.
*peen raises, oh and hand behind M.E.*
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Submitted by sexyredgal09 on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:42pm.
Devilgirl, are you from the South?
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Actually, I live in Missouri, but love NASCAR. My parents have a 2nd home in Scottsdale and I would love to go see either of the races in Phoenix sometime.
I have never actually gone to a race, but am hoping to soon!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
oh if Emma Thompson is in it I might watch a Will F movie...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:38pm.
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Hi Smurf!
I like that movie but then I'm a sucker for any movie that features Emma Thompson.
And Will reminded me of Adam Sandler in 'Punch-Drunk Love': completely unexpected in the role but well done.
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loozer I have never seen ND and i never plan to.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Devilgirl, are you from the South? I looooove Bristol's night race in August. I get all swolled up with redneck patriotism when I watch Bristol. I live in AZ, PIR is a really cool track, I prefer short track or dirt to big flat boring super speedways. I know it's off topic. I think Sacha Baron Cohen is a comical genuis. The whole Bruno character is meant to be waaaaaaaaay over the top. I hope he freaks people out, pisses them off, and doesn't give a rat's ass what people think about it. I laughed so hard at Borat I alomst pissed my pants. Will Ferrell is only moderately funny compared to Sascha. Plus, in choosing between the two, I would definitelty want to spend a night with Sacha and not Will. He looks hot as Bruno because he isn't such a hairy beast, and I know that boy is packing some serious heat. Isla Fischer you lucky bitch!
"think with your dipstick Jimmy!"
*raises hand*
I did not see the humor in Napleaon Dynamite either.
Anchorman!
"Stay classy San Diego"
"It smells like Bigfoot's dick"
Submitted by xerquina
Elf was Will's worst film!
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I really liked 'Elf'. But to be fair, I was drunk as hell.
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:29pm.
I had to go see that skating movie with my niece, Blades of Glory? pure torture!
lol. I have never hated myself enough to endure the agony of watching that one. I think I am the only person who thinks Napoleon Dynamite is not funny. Will and Jon Heder both? (shuddering and queasy)
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
Have you guys seen stranger than fiction??
Is awesome awesome awesome.
and I saw DOUBT thi sweekend and is amanzigly good (even though I didn't expect less from Meryl and PSH)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Snowy: Deal. As long as I still have my d bff, I'm good!
Open post is up, everyone!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I have two teenage sons so I'll be watching it. Under protest. *sigh*
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Put Your Lights On
drama: remind me never to add you as a frind on Netflix! :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Oooooooooooh, I forgot about "Blades of Glory"! Loved that one too! Snowy, do you still love me?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic
Alanis did it better years ago.
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The difference being that her suit was, obviously, crotchless.
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I loves Elf and Anchorman. Still laugh all the way thru
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@xerq, forgetting sara marshall FUCKING SUCKED DONKEY BALLS!!! I couldnt believe all the praise it got.
ALL YOU HO's NEED TO RENT ANCHORMAN!! He calls Christina applegate a 'filthy pirate whore!! ahhahahah. so many great lines from that movie.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:26pm.
LOL! will do!
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Migraine - Thanks for the link! I like the Piazza STYLE!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:20pm.
Well, I choose to believe you're right!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."