Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits
Isn't this precious? It reminds of my junior high school days when my friends (who were all girls, duh) wanted to dress the same every Friday for some stupid reason. It was always an epic failure! No matter how hard we tried, we never matched.
For example: we would all agree to wear a red-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, because that's something we all had in our closet. Friday would come and not one bitch would get it right. One bitch would wear a hot pink t-shirt with blue jeans and white shoes. Another ho would wear a red t-shirt with a giant Tasmanian Devil on the front. The rest of us would claim we forgot and wear something completely different. This would cause one dumb ho to ask the important question, "How can we be down forever if we can't even do this one little thing together? The school needs to know how tight we are." Then we would all hug and promise to try harder next week. But nobody would. Junior high was so bizarre.
Come to think of it. I'm no longer friends with any of those bitches, so they were totally right. There's no way we could be friends forever since we couldn't even come together by wearing the same outfit on the same day!
Here's Jakey and Reese in DC yesterday proving that they will be best homegirls til the end of time. Although, I wish they would've worn Jakey's first choice for a matching outfit: assless hot pink coochie cutters and a midriff t-shirt with the words "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" written on the front.
Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid .com)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
Don't ever take that shit unless you HAVE to!
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:04pm.
Wow! That is awful!
Prednisone is not something I want to be on again anytime soon. I have got to watch myself in the garden!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
DG ~ I started out taking 25mg a day and the last 5 years I was on it, I was taking 3mg a day. It not only destroys you immune system, it devours your bones. I broke my ankle and my wrist while on it! My bones are 30 years older than I actually am.
The ear disease took the hearing in my left ear and I am totally deaf in that ear but at least I don't have "attacks" anymore. It is something I live with................
Dallas- I was on a really low dose of 4mg pills 21 over the course of 6 days. I wish I would have had energy, but it just made me crabby, sad, and sleepless nights. I am glad it is over!
My mom had an eye problem and she was on them for a long time, but not as long as you by any means. She said she almost went nuts!
How is the ear problem now? Better?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Cammi ~ Your little boy is precious and huge! God bless.
you want it on yer babeh, Cammi?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
DG ~ I have an inner ear disease called, "Mieneres Disease" and took prednisone for 12 years! To damn long..........it can certainly make you bitchy! The only "good" side effect I had from it was the fact that I had so much energy, did not eat and got real skinny! It totally depletes your immune system.
Fox ~ I was here for a few and made a comment about how lovely and classy the name QP was. It immediately started on me...........loathe trolls!
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:40pm.
Cammi, Bitchette and Mother Superior did my Gosseline hair, I think Bitchette is around, ask her.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
angle_i..
but were do I get just the hair?
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:27pm.
Oh, please let someone come after me and try and give me a lesson on, "how to be southern"! They won't know what hit them or when it happened!
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I wish you had been here last night when the retard was posting about that.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:13pm.
I was on it for 6 days. Took my last pill this morning! YAY! Started out with 21 pills. I can totally touch poison ivy, but oak and sumac get me every time.
My arms and legs are much improved! I would hate to think how bad ot would have gotten had I not got on meds when I did. My legs look like Zombie meat (a quote from LCT), but they are not running. My arms are almost back to normal. My legs last Thurs. looked like someone took a baseball bat to them they were so swollen on the shins!
I don't have to stay in, but the humidity makes me sweat and that sweat hurts my poison oak when it hits my legs, so I am in for today, but tomorrow I have got errands I HAVE to run, so I better toughen up today!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
why are we getting new stupids????
we don't want you here. go back to perez, or JJ!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Oh, please let someone come after me and try and give me a lesson on, "how to be southern"! They won't know what hit them or when it happened!
DG ~ It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
I just read about prednisone on wiki. Damn it has a LOT of side effects.
I've never had to have it.
You must REALLY be allergic to poison ivy? cuz back in the day when we were kids and went camping (nowadays you couldn't pay me thousands of dollars to do it) when the boys (my brothers) got poison ivy they just gave them calamine lotion or some lame sht like that.
Prednisone's been around since 1955, according to Wiki (under differnt names)
Is it subsiding?
So if you have to stay indoors, pred. must make a person photo-sensitive, huh?
When do you get to quit taking it?
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:01pm.
Yes, I think it is Cort. and def. with the roids!
I am not going to get too nasty unless someone comes after me. I don't like to make the day bad for the cool posters on dlisted. I am just going to post and mind my own beeswax. Now if someone starts stuff, that will be a whole other matter entirely. I think it will be calm today!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 11:56am.
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F'g hilarious rant! Can't wait for you to hand their collective azzes to them today. Or whatever foolio (lol) shows up.
I wasn't trying to be funny, just be my own jaded + sarcastic self. Plus I was posting from home so I dint have to censor myself.
I'm going to look-up prednisone. Is that like a cortisone thing with steroids in it?
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 11:45am.
ITA on everything you have said.
What Sachie, QP, EH and the rest of the foolios who love to dig at me don't know, is I am highly immature and I also have the luxury of having nothing better to do with my time at the moment than post nonsense!
I am finishing up a 6 day series of being on prednisone which makes you really angry and snappy, coupled with the discomfort of systemic poison oak and the 105 degree heat here in Mo today, so I am an even bigger bitch than normal and I have nothing to do, since outside is off limits due to extreme heat, so I am ready to post nonsense until the cows come home! Bring it on!
You were really funny last night!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:34am.
Hey DG! You're not a spammer! Back off! It's hard enough tryna be Threadkilla as it is! ;p
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Angel - do you sleep?
Okay. So Sachie-Dolt's last post is at 12:45pm and she believes she's the last one standing.
I come back after Obsessed which I actually had to turn off - did you watch it?
Thirdly (or whatever # it is), Sachie Dolt thanks us for the "warm welcome," but before that she/it said she has been a longtime member, so WTF?
And then later I thought about Queen of Sh!t and La Cuca came to mind. Then I thought HeartAngelina. I'm still thinking Sachie Idiot and QofS are the same person.
Finally, Sachie - for some f'd up reason - is trying to school us on being Southern. Like, WTF, eh? Anyway, she does the exact thing that she says a Southern girl doesn't do.
If Sachie and/or QofSht show up here momentarily, I think it would be safe to guess that she/they are regular day members posting with alter avies to fk with people they are "normally nice" to on a daily basis. Total Tom Fukery going on here.
Gah!
FOXY! Here I are!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hey DG! You're not a spammer! Back off! It's hard enough tryna be Threadkilla as it is! ;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Ooops, I meant song from the 1970's and not group. The group was Sweet.
Actually, you didn't get the last word between us, I did, and I always will!
Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip!
Oh and by the way, I said nothing about your looks, I simply stated MO about MAC cosmetics. Read more carefully next time!
Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Don't you know SPAMMERS always get the last word?! Yeesh!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by sachie.luvs.mic... on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:10am.
I said SONG, not group...it dates back to the 1700s...and as far as make-up...i challenge again, let's see your real faces ...ain't claimin to be no beauty queen...just being myself, which is always beautiful...
pax tibi
that's latin for peace out, bitches ;)
thanks for the warm welcome
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Only a complete dolt puts their RL pic in their avie. Nice kiss-ass avie-member name: sachie.luvs.mk b.s... No on your retarded challenge. But Erno Laszlo over here.
And, no shit, Sherlock on the "pax." Latin for "peace." Leave out the "bitches" part please when quoting the Latin Mass.
Dominus Vobiscum.
Now you say:
Et cum spiritu tuo.
You get a warm welcome when you don't come in here talkin' smack.
(LOL @ DG with the MAC just one step up from Maybelline.)
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Foxy Fox on the Run! (It's Glam Rock, duh!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
I said SONG, not group...it dates back to the 1700s...and as far as make-up...i challenge again, let's see your real faces ...ain't claimin to be no beauty queen...just being myself, which is always beautiful...
pax tibi
that's latin for peace out, bitches ;)
thanks for the warm welcome
ps LOVE it when i get the last word....nitey nitey fuckettes
xoxo
Man that always happens!
Nite errbuddy!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Night Foxy, EEG, ESE, Angel and Momus!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Actually, Fox on the Run is not a hillbilly group. It was a popular rock group from the 1970's. So you failed miserably with that little dig.
Who doesn't use MAC now days? It's actually just a notch above Maybelline with it's prestige level these days.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
night, folks.... gonna finish the big gulp sized white russian and call it a night... keep the funny goin'!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
DG! Obsessed is up next! See you tomorrow!
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:41pm.
will someone school me on how to attach the beaver hair on pictures? do i need some special software?
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Ask Angel i, she is really good at that type of stuff. Mother Superior did my Goss do for me. Angel is around here some place.
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HaY! There's MY name! Yay me!
Here's how you do it...cut it out and paste it:)
You're welcome:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:29pm.
see ya, Momus... thanks again!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Good night, Momus. Sweet dreams of kittehs and puppehs!
(Do not dream of sweaters!)
FOTR...you obviously know nothing about Southern women...we don't dignify shit with a response, we just flush it down the toilet where it belongs...
ps...let's see your real face and we can talk make-up tips...I'm a MAC girl myself...
pss...did you know your moniker is an old hillbilly song?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:13pm.
I hope that it helps.
To Everyone Still Here:
I must now snuggle in the arms of Morpheus.
Catcha y'all tomorrow.
Take care.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:22pm.
Foxy, is obesessed a good show? Is it OCD behavior?
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Yes. OCD behaviour. I've been wanting to watch it but have missed it every time. It started on Labor Day and EEG was talking about it earlier on this thread. She's already seen it. It comes on A&E at 10pm PST. Can't wait to see it!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:17pm.
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LOL. Some wimmins would kill for jizz lotion. So they can make their own babies (i hearded it on the radio last week).
And Ketchup Sascha and Queen of Shit!! Where are your retorts? Oh that's right....still thinking...THINK THINK!
Foxy, is obesessed a good show? Is it OCD behavior?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:17pm.
LOL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by sachie.luvs.mic... on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:09pm.
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Have you ever heard of make-up? Look into it.
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Snappity Snap Snap! LOL!
Now that was funny!
And people say I am mean?! God, that made me laugh!
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your laughing made me laugh. damn. still 45 minutes to go before OBSESSED comes on.
It is just a small tale too remind you all that EH is not the only one with skanky assed stories.
I was very into the sunbed scene a few years ago. Went one morning, gots nekkid and climbed in. Looked down and said to myself "shit I am peeling"
And...
Remembered what we had done that morning.
Know it does not compare to the hosweater, but slightly amusing none the less.
on and on? Isn't that a song by Stephen Bishop?
Man, that is an oldie!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:13pm.
On and on and on. Cant stop. Butt hurt
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You and your buddy there (is it a dude?) seem to be anally obsessed.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by sachie.luvs.mic... on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:09pm.
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Have you ever heard of make-up? Look into it.
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Snappity Snap Snap! LOL!
Now that was funny!
And people say I am mean?! God, that made me laugh!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
On and on and on. Cant stop. Butt hurt.
Looks like someone has the runs of the mouth and it sure ain't Foxy!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by sachie.luvs.mic... on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:09pm.
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Have you ever heard of make-up? Look into it.
Toodles.