Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits
Isn't this precious? It reminds of my junior high school days when my friends (who were all girls, duh) wanted to dress the same every Friday for some stupid reason. It was always an epic failure! No matter how hard we tried, we never matched.
For example: we would all agree to wear a red-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, because that's something we all had in our closet. Friday would come and not one bitch would get it right. One bitch would wear a hot pink t-shirt with blue jeans and white shoes. Another ho would wear a red t-shirt with a giant Tasmanian Devil on the front. The rest of us would claim we forgot and wear something completely different. This would cause one dumb ho to ask the important question, "How can we be down forever if we can't even do this one little thing together? The school needs to know how tight we are." Then we would all hug and promise to try harder next week. But nobody would. Junior high was so bizarre.
Come to think of it. I'm no longer friends with any of those bitches, so they were totally right. There's no way we could be friends forever since we couldn't even come together by wearing the same outfit on the same day!
Here's Jakey and Reese in DC yesterday proving that they will be best homegirls til the end of time. Although, I wish they would've worn Jakey's first choice for a matching outfit: assless hot pink coochie cutters and a midriff t-shirt with the words "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" written on the front.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:10pm.
thank you!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:07pm.
Have your friend file a petition for writ of habeas corpus seeking a sentence modificiation.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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PS...Fox with the Runs...I have been on DL b4...just had to rereg. cuz i forgot my password cuz I am livin my life and have a small need machine known as a child....not that I have to defend myself to the likes of you... Meooorrawww....
PSS...the short bus is the coolest bus there is...
Tards RULE
BIG BIG love to Queen of Poo ...she ain't me, doll...
xoxo
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:55pm.
Hmmm, looks like someone else is dragging out
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NO SHIT.
I'd rather hear about the Ho Sweater or the desert story
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Or anything other than the yip yip yipping she has been doing.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:04pm.
Since I am still cleaning the freezer and relocking the back door I can re-tell my sun bed story for y'all.
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Go 4 it.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:03pm.
be there in a minute!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:02pm.
oh, i saw the "take your time" i thought you were saying "do your time, criminal!"LOL!... um.. florida state felony court.. pinellas to be exact
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:48pm.
Take your time.
@DG
I have a very open mind about religion. My only bitch is when folks use religion for a personal agenda or to prove how superior they are.
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ITA Momus.
Those types are the very ones that ruin religion.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:52pm.
Foxontherun,
Right, had my brother not served in active "peace keeping missions" in Bosnia, Kosovo and then three times in "war-time" Iraq, I may feel the same way about that sort of bio...but he did, and I do not.
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I can understand.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:03pm.
Ask for a sentence modification through a petition for writ of habeas corpus if the time for an appeal has passed.
State or federal court?
If state court, which state?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Since I am still cleaning the freezer and relocking the back door I can re-tell my sun bed story for y'all.
ESE,
Check mail.
Ya know, if you care.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:00pm.
so, i take that as a no, don't ask for it?... seriously... it's a dear friend that only had a PD to defend her, and my opinion is that she got railroaded
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:55pm.
Hmmm, looks like someone else is dragging out
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NO SHIT.
I'd rather hear about the Ho Sweater or the desert story
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:48pm.
Is the person in federal or state court?
The general answer is that the federal constitutional guarantee against double jeopardy forbids that a person receive a greater sentence if a sentence modification is denied.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Fuck.
Sorry...I don't get personal here...but that was a button.
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Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:50pm.
Thanks sachie.luvs.miic. all anyone has to do is read back and see where it started. Its over and done with unless someone else wants to drag it out to infinity and beyond. LOL.
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Oh great. Talking to yourself. The Obsessed show is on at 10pm PST. You might want to watch it....
Everyone knows where "it" started and it all adds up to a giant FAIL. No one's even mad. Just mildly annoyed. Thanks for helping to keep us entertained, but your contributions were equivalent to a push lawn mower.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:48pm.
Take your time.
@DG
I have a very open mind about religion. My only bitch is when folks use religion for a personal agenda or to prove how superior they are.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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@Momus...
if one was to seek a "modification of sentence"... is it the same as asking for a "downward departure".. is it possible that if it's denied, can one end up doing more time, just by asking for a revual(sp?) of the case?... i swear to "dog", it's not me!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Hmmm, looks like someone else is dragging out. I am here for the duration. Funny thing is, you keep using phrasing and comments you have made before as your other self. You need to watch out for that if you are going to be a clever troll.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:46pm.
I would expect nothing less from you Momus! : )
You are the most informed one here. You probably know more than I do, and I actually studied it! My mind is like a siev these days!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
See what I mean yip yip yip. Never stops and I am not sachie either. Sad to disappoint you. Thought you had me there right? LOL.
Foxontherun,
Right, had my brother not served in active "peace keeping missions" in Bosnia, Kosovo and then three times in "war-time" Iraq, I may feel the same way about that sort of bio...but he did, and I do not.
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Thanks sachie.luvs.miic. all anyone has to do is read back and see where it started. Its over and done with unless someone else wants to drag it out to infinity and beyond. LOL.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:48pm.
oh. ok. dlisted is your crack. a registered member for 5 days. you're just sad. yip yip yip yip yip. better go to beddy-bye now. short bus arrives in about 9 hours!
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Hahaha! You are funny!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Sachie = Queen of Poo.
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:41pm.
will someone school me on how to attach the beaver hair on pictures? do i need some special software?
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Ask Angel i, she is really good at that type of stuff. Mother Superior did my Goss do for me. Angel is around here some place.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:47pm.
o.k. give me a minute.. i type slow!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
oh. ok. dlisted is your crack. a registered member for 5 days. you're just sad. yip yip yip yip yip. better go to beddy-bye now. short bus arrives in about 9 hours.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:44pm.
Ask.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:44pm.
Thanks for letting me know that I have the correct info about voodoo.
Nature religions interest me.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:40pm.
you're a lawyer, right?.. could i possibly ask you a question?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:39pm.
Thanks for that! It was so cute!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Big Love to the Queen of Poo....don't hate the playa...hate the game...you were just defending yourself...who cares who you "really are" Isnt that the point???? Have been watching this shit unfold like a hard-on an uncircumcised peen all nite...can't we all just get along? plus Q of P has the best profile pic (besides Angel I)....am I the only bitch who used my real name & real foto...maybe I am crazier than any of you....Lots o Love from the Dirty South....always entertaining....DListed is my crack....xoxo
will someone school me on how to attach the beaver hair on pictures? do i need some special software?
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:39pm.
Got my hair cut.
Collar length to "Jamie Leigh Curtis" pixie.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:33pm.
but unlike some would have you believe, I do not go out of my way and attack people for no reason at all.
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THIS IS TRUE.
<3
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:33pm.
Good night! Sweet Dreams! : )
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i'll be dreaming of kittehs screaming out your signature "YIP YIP YIP"!!
kinda like
http://www.rathergood.com/vines
It never gets old!
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:34pm.
WATCH OUT DEVILGIRL! Here comes Parasite Hilton.. you know how she lurves the little doggies...
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Hahahaha! Right you are! I had better watch out.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:36pm.
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Thanks, Momus! Where ya been? I gotta say, I got on here at 4pm-ish and only left momentarily to make a salad! I can't believe I've been here 4 hours already!!
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:33pm.
I try to be nice to everyone and you have always been nice to me. I am not mean to anyone who isn't mean to me first. I have on occassion been mean to people who have been mean to my friends too, but unlike some would have you believe, I do not go out of my way and attack people for no reason at all. Frankly, IRL, I hate being mean and it seems that some folks on dlisted like to really bring out the devil in me.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:30pm.
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lol. that was definitely the short answer!
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:28pm.
wait! Before everyone leaves...
why do James Haven and Angelina have different last names?
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1. Angelina dropped her last name, Voight, and uses her middle name as her last name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelina_Jolie
2. James dropped his last name, Voight, and uses his middle name as his last name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Haven
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Farrah,
SHARE.
That is all.
EveryStrangersEyes
diapers? yip yip yip....lol
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:31pm.
coma... er... sleep good, Farrah!! good to see ya!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
WATCH OUT DEVILGIRL! Here comes Parasite Hilton.. you know how she lurves the little doggies...
:P
oh, and kudos to the Black Eyes Peas manager who stole Perez in his face.. AAAAHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Thats what you get for posting a pic of dead conjoined twin babies and refusing to take the pic down when it had NOTHING (NADA!) to do with the story you were posting about!!! KARMA IS A BEOTCH, YOU NASTY PIG!!!
You got that boom boom POW!
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:31pm.
YIP YIP YIP, horz! i gotsa go to bed (if i can find it) love ya all, mah beesh DG, clarisee, Sugaroo, Foxy, Angel,ESE, and any other ho i might forget. (damn this meds are good!)
see ya tomorrow, Event Horizon.
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AHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA
G'NIGHT HEAUX!!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:29pm.
Farrah, the vodka is always, always protected
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fix me a drink! it will go great with this meds!
i forgot to inlude you on mah beeshes. I wuvs you because you let me story disgusting things next to your vodka *spinning around*
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:31pm.
Good night! Sweet Dreams! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............