Monday, June 22nd 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits

Isn't this precious? It reminds of my junior high school days when my friends (who were all girls, duh) wanted to dress the same every Friday for some stupid reason. It was always an epic failure! No matter how hard we tried, we never matched.

For example: we would all agree to wear a red-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, because that's something we all had in our closet. Friday would come and not one bitch would get it right. One bitch would wear a hot pink t-shirt with blue jeans and white shoes. Another ho would wear a red t-shirt with a giant Tasmanian Devil on the front. The rest of us would claim we forgot and wear something completely different. This would cause one dumb ho to ask the important question, "How can we be down forever if we can't even do this one little thing together? The school needs to know how tight we are." Then we would all hug and promise to try harder next week. But nobody would. Junior high was so bizarre.

Come to think of it. I'm no longer friends with any of those bitches, so they were totally right. There's no way we could be friends forever since we couldn't even come together by wearing the same outfit on the same day!

Here's Jakey and Reese in DC yesterday proving that they will be best homegirls til the end of time. Although, I wish they would've worn Jakey's first choice for a matching outfit: assless hot pink coochie cutters and a midriff t-shirt with the words "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" written on the front.

Posted by: Michael K


KD's picture

Snowy- Schindler's List is one of my faves. I haven't seen it in forever, though. That and Beautiful life (I think that is the title) are good movies from that historical time.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

We watched Taken this weekend. Liam Neeson rocks.

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Stoney, be prepared, RR will make you feel like someone punched you in your heart.

Snowy, haven't seen RocknRolla yet...

Migraine Sally, it was okay eh? hmmm, I still have to rent "The Reader", anyone seen it yet? Will i be really depressed????

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Albatross's picture

I hate when couples dress alike. Oh, my Jakey, what has she done to you?!

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gia's picture

They look like such dweebs. Asses.

snowpiece's picture

I made my bf watch Schindler's List since he had never seen it. Also Sid and Nancy and La Bamba but we didn't get around to those two.

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Stoney's picture

I rented Marley and Me and Revolutionary Road this weekend. I only got to Marley and Me because I was at the bar. I'll let you know how RR turns out tonight, lol.
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carefreea's picture

I liked them both separately but now can't stand them.

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snowpiece's picture

OMG look at RW's little tummy! Now I don't feel so bad about the one I am growing... unless she's preggers again
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Migraine Sally's picture

LA

We watched "Cadillac Records". I did not have high hopes for it, but it was very good!

christine the hoff's picture

rtab O'neal and Farrah fawcett are getting married after thir7y years of dating.. aww.

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Fucka doodle-do.

Stoney's picture

I like Reese.

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snowpiece's picture

LA: yeah, The INternational was not the greatest. What about RocknRolla?

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Master Blaster's picture

One time, in 8th grade, me and my girlfriend decided to dress alike. Even then, I knew it was wrong.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

dorks

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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.

*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

I know you ho's are dying to know what movies I rented this weekend...I rented "Milk" and "The International"

The International SUCKED!
Milk was totally worth it but I now I say with confidence, Frank Langella deserved the Oscar.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!