Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits
Isn't this precious? It reminds of my junior high school days when my friends (who were all girls, duh) wanted to dress the same every Friday for some stupid reason. It was always an epic failure! No matter how hard we tried, we never matched.
For example: we would all agree to wear a red-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, because that's something we all had in our closet. Friday would come and not one bitch would get it right. One bitch would wear a hot pink t-shirt with blue jeans and white shoes. Another ho would wear a red t-shirt with a giant Tasmanian Devil on the front. The rest of us would claim we forgot and wear something completely different. This would cause one dumb ho to ask the important question, "How can we be down forever if we can't even do this one little thing together? The school needs to know how tight we are." Then we would all hug and promise to try harder next week. But nobody would. Junior high was so bizarre.
Come to think of it. I'm no longer friends with any of those bitches, so they were totally right. There's no way we could be friends forever since we couldn't even come together by wearing the same outfit on the same day!
Here's Jakey and Reese in DC yesterday proving that they will be best homegirls til the end of time. Although, I wish they would've worn Jakey's first choice for a matching outfit: assless hot pink coochie cutters and a midriff t-shirt with the words "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" written on the front.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:30pm.
i think you may have given birth to a sumo wrestler!... does he wear diapers?!.. that's a dead give away!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:26pm.
Foxy, yip yip yip, is something that the Queen of Poo and comedy thought up as an insult to me, saying that I was like one of those little dogs that just keeps yip, yip, yipping!
I am crushed by this comparison, and hope that I have been taught a valuable lesson by QP because of my continued bitchy behavior. Thanks to her for pointing out the error of my evil ways!
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I saw when the yip thing started here, but i thought it might be a veiled reference to someone else. ok, that's cleared up.
And as far as I can remember (or know about) you HAZ never been mean to me. even though i deserved it a few weeks back.
btw, your avie is funny as fuck lately. The Gossified Cat!
YIP YIP YIP, horz! i gotsa go to bed (if i can find it) love ya all, mah beesh DG, clarisee, Sugaroo, Foxy, Angel,ESE, and any other ho i might forget. (damn this meds are good!)
see ya tomorrow, Event Horizon.
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:28pm.
wait! Before everyone leaves...
why do James Haven and Angelina have different last names?
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Cuz James is cool and Angie is not:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
ok,
1. so there's a new show on? whats it called and what channel?
2.anyone watch Daisy of Love? Who was the visitor? Was it dude's girlfriend? I watched one episode while folding clothes and now I need to know... lol!
3. I agree with the president for staying out of the Iran voting issues.. heard from an activist that the Iranians WANT others to stay out- to let them fight their own battles (so to speak). AGREED!
4. Scientology is scurry. I would really like to see some "caught on film" footage come to light..
5. Jon... KH8... i dont think the show will be over, will it? it would be intereting to see the 8 kids raised while the parents are divorced.. I dont watch the show and didnt see their interview.
cant think of anything else.. suddenly thoguht of ice cream abnd now its all I can think about.. LOL
gotta love mommy brain...
ESE: very crazy here trying to adjust. The baby is good, probably a good 15lbs now- he's huuuuuuuuuge! I dont kow what other 3 week olds look like but from what I'm old my boy doesnt look like one.
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Passivity. Aggression. Passivity. Aggression. Passivity. Aggression.
I bow to The Master.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
ESE,
They fascinate me too, which is probably why we share a fascination for this site.
j/k peeps.
Farrah, the vodka is always, always protected.
angel, glad you like it too. I only locked the back door three times.
Early, but the oink is still getting me down.
Bradi, just cause I can...Ouiga.
wait! Before everyone leaves...
why do James Haven and Angelina have different last names? I really don't want to wiki that. The short answer will do.
Also, is James friendly with his dad or does he hate him like Angelina does? presuming voight is the dad of bof of them.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:24pm.
see ya, Clarisse!!... next time you're... er.. um... the drink's on me!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
WHere did I bust on Sugaroo. She came at me first as did DG. I made this name to post just like you and everyone else made their name to post. I said it was over and played out but no one will stop. It keeps going and going. I am trying to post about the OCD show have I said anything else to anyone? No not until something is said to me.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:20pm.
I have OCD, but I also have ADD. My attention span is too short to...LOOK, A SQUIRREL!!!
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My dog had that:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Foxy, yip yip yip, is something that the Queen of Poo and comedy thought up as an insult to me, saying that I was like one of those little dogs that just keeps yip, yip, yipping!
I am crushed by this comparison, and hope that I have been taught a valuable lesson by QP because of my continued bitchy behavior. Thanks to her for pointing out the error of my evil ways!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:24pm.
right now...I started watching a Saddam bio...and I won't drag this site down with that...
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A SoDamnInsane bio?? Not my cup of tea, but have at it Clarisse.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:20pm.
I have OCD, but I also have ADD. My attention span is too short to...LOOK, A SQUIRREL!!!
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LOL. not much gets done, does it?
ESE,
Hey, whatever it takes!
On topic:
Yip yip yip??? Crap!! I think Tigerlilly may have, hicccccup, um, oy, well.....ya know! She do what she needs to do! (leave the bunneh alone!)
Ok..Play nicely! I cannot concentrate on this right now...I started watching a Saddam bio...and I won't drag this site down with that...
Later loves!
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Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:11pm.
Devilgirl
Can you move on or would you like to keep going round and round in circles?
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I don't get it.
Did you make an avie JUST to troll DG?
Or did you make the avie to specifically troll Sugaroo, but then when DG got on you, you went after her?
Why can't you just bust on them in your original avie? That would be courageous. Busting on anyone using an alter isn't effective. It just makes you look vindictive. At least OWN IT.
and when you guys say yip yip yip are you guys referring to "yepyepyep"?
right now, there are drug addicts on tee vee. *crosses fingers that Obsessed comes on in one hour*
OH - and I fotted A LOT this morning. Seems the potatoe salad I had last night had ONIONS in it. Onions make me fot a lot.
There was this member at another site and his name is "HOOFOTTED"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:17pm.
i am seriously going to start watching this show... human oddities(best word i could think of) fascinate me...
make sure you keep the ice from melting!! drinks first, freezer second!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:18pm.
DG's YIPS are giving me the best trip evah! me really likey when i get new meds!
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Happy to help out. : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 -
Night. Going to clean my freezer.
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EEG! STOP!! i forgot to kinda tell you i... well... i did store a little something in your freezer..
- It's next to the WEEGEE board...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I have OCD, but I also have ADD. My attention span is too short to...LOOK, A SQUIRREL!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Don't worry dumbass I will! You keep it coming too.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 -
Night. Going to clean my freezer.
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EEG! STOP!! i forgot to kinda tell you i... well... i did store a little something in your freezer..
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
BYEEEEEE, EEG!
PS. What? I loved your show! I can't watch it cuz it scares me but I think it's cool:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:09pm.
She had to give up on eating Chinese, Jackie Chan was getting pissed.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
DG's YIPS are giving me the best trip evah! me really likey when i get new meds!
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:14pm.
haven't seen ya since... well, ya know, the whole new life thing.... congrats!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
All right horz, make fun of the only shows I watch besides Corrie.
Sorry for not jumping on the Herp of Love Bus.
:)
Night. Going to clean my freezer.
Have fun with that.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:07pm.
What was funny about tonights chick, she was a hypochondriac obsessed with germs.
But when they opened her freezer to get out the frozen embryo you could clearly see mouse shit in the freezer.
Yucko.
trichotillomania
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Thanks for the correct spelling!
Gross. She probably put the embryo in there and the mice have been nibbling on it, huh? Were they at Tommygirl's house?
hope jakey and reese werent on the redline today....
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Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:11pm.
We are just going to keep going around and around and around and around, because I have nothing better to do.
YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:04pm.
Oh yeah....Then there was that bean breakfast burrito the zoo gardner had me try
trying hard not to ask if you ate the gardener.. a burrito... or a mexican gardener burrito.. without sounding all kinds of wrong!LOL!
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Yes, yes, and yes...and he gave me the runs something awful....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:08pm.
Or using safety pins.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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or save herself some pain and just get rid of her toilet. Ta-dah!!
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Because I'm a sneaky bitch, I'd give her Ex-Lax and tell it was Hershey's. Then I'd break out the popcorn and the video camera. Yes, I'm a beeotch.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Devilgirl
Can you move on or would you like to keep going round and round in circles?
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:58pm.
*skids back in, tripping on the cool kids*
ESE is on!?!?!?
Hey, uh, do you come here often? Can, I um buy you a drink?
*smells tuna and bunny fart*
Tigerlilly??
What did I say about the bunnies??
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I DIDN'T EAT NO BUNNEHS! Gah! They aren't the ones with the lil' cotton tail are they? *picking cotton tail out of tiger teef*...What?
No, I KEED! I KEED!
Me no eat doggehs, kittehs or bunnehs...them's cuddlin' critters...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:04pm.
Oh yeah....Then there was that bean breakfast burrito the zoo gardner had me try
trying hard not to ask if you ate the gardener.. a burrito... or a mexican gardener burrito.. without sounding all kinds of wrong!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Mouse shit in the freezer? Did she have food in there with the fetus too or does she only use it for the fetus?
I know this kid who freaked his parents out by pulling out his hair. He gave himself a little "friar tuck". His mom thought it was falling out at first...and while she was checking it and saying that out loud he said: O no - I pull it out.
And she didn't really respond...but asked around for advice and decided to see a doctor and while they were there he was all like: O - does that bother you? I just thought it was cool that you can take them out one at a time and it doesn't hurt and it helped me fall asleep at night but I don't HAVE to do that...I'll just stop. I can read or something. Ha!
Cuz he did! He just stopped and it grew back and that was that.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:49pm.
Yip yip yip just stop and I will. What is your problem?
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Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip.
I don't have a problem, what is yours?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:54pm.
DD,
This woman had a fear of pooing.
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she should try that TP handler-ass wiper MK posted the other day...
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Or stapling her buttcrack closed.
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Or using safety pins.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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or save herself some pain and just get rid of her toilet. Ta-dah!!
*******************************************
www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
What was funny about tonights chick, she was a hypochondriac obsessed with germs.
But when they opened her freezer to get out the frozen embryo you could clearly see mouse shit in the freezer.
Yucko.
trichotillomania
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:56pm.
ew. I just youtubed Obsessed! I know someone who pulls her hair out. In college,
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me too! she's still a very good friend of mine,years ago, i told her to "check yoself" cause she had the Trichowhatsitsface. At least she didn't swallow that shit. She still does it when she's nervous. Ew
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Yes! Tricholoamania (sp)!! My friend was a Smithee and then went to grad school for social work. She's now in the bay area. last time i talked to her she was kinda bitchy so i left it there. i don't know how she's doing. she was/is a neat person. she used to sleep until 2pm every damn day and STILL got a's in all her classes. school was so much EASIER back in pre-historic times
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
*walks in all cool like, hits Tigerlily's Queef Wall of Death, falls down*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:53pm.
we know.. it got here two minutes before you... geezus, did you have liver?!... pfft, nevermind.. look who i'm askin'!
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Oh, like your farts smell like honeysuckle and jasmine??? Sheesh, at least I own up to it and don't blame it on Team Valtrex like SOME people I know...(every DLister on this site)...
And yes, I had liver and eggs...hard boiled...*releasing ANOTHER TIGER gaseous expulsion into the DListed lounge*...Oh yeah....Then there was that bean breakfast burrito the zoo gardner had me try...early this morning...I think that calls for some fragrant fanny fun tunes, don't you????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
SOme people eat their own hair? They need to put that on one of these shows.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:54pm.
DD,
This woman had a fear of pooing. To the extent that she would not eat any fruit or veg. When she did finally have to go, she would get in the shower for up to three hours with a toothbrush to clean herself.
She has been admitted to hospital a few times for blood loss due to her excessive cleaning.
They showed the shower scene, it was when I had to hit off.
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Oh wow.
Do they have enough time to work with a psychiatrist to find out the origination of the disorder?
And I gotta add - I have a fear of NOT pooing!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:54pm.
DD,
This woman had a fear of pooing.
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she should try that TP handler-ass wiper MK posted the other day...
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Or stapling her buttcrack closed.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Or using safety pins.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:56pm.
ew. I just youtubed Obsessed! I know someone who pulls her hair out. In college,
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me too! she's still a very good friend of mine,years ago, i told her to "check yoself" cause she had the Trichowhatsitsface. At least she didn't swallow that shit. She still does it when she's nervous. Ew.
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:54pm.
DD,
This woman had a fear of pooing.
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she should try that TP handler-ass wiper MK posted the other day...
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Or stapling her buttcrack closed.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:58pm.
well, hello there!... just the drin... er... woman i wanted to see!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."