Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits
Isn't this precious? It reminds of my junior high school days when my friends (who were all girls, duh) wanted to dress the same every Friday for some stupid reason. It was always an epic failure! No matter how hard we tried, we never matched.
For example: we would all agree to wear a red-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, because that's something we all had in our closet. Friday would come and not one bitch would get it right. One bitch would wear a hot pink t-shirt with blue jeans and white shoes. Another ho would wear a red t-shirt with a giant Tasmanian Devil on the front. The rest of us would claim we forgot and wear something completely different. This would cause one dumb ho to ask the important question, "How can we be down forever if we can't even do this one little thing together? The school needs to know how tight we are." Then we would all hug and promise to try harder next week. But nobody would. Junior high was so bizarre.
Come to think of it. I'm no longer friends with any of those bitches, so they were totally right. There's no way we could be friends forever since we couldn't even come together by wearing the same outfit on the same day!
Here's Jakey and Reese in DC yesterday proving that they will be best homegirls til the end of time. Although, I wish they would've worn Jakey's first choice for a matching outfit: assless hot pink coochie cutters and a midriff t-shirt with the words "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" written on the front.
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Gee, I wonder if it's windy in the city where Queen of Poo is.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
*skids back in, tripping on the cool kids*
ESE is on!?!?!?
Hey, uh, do you come here often? Can, I um buy you a drink?
*smells tuna and bunny fart*
Tigerlilly??
What did I say about the bunnies??
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:54pm.
DD,
This woman had a fear of pooing.
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she should try that TP handler-ass wiper MK posted the other day...
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:54pm.
They showed the shower scene, it was when I had to hit off.
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Eep! That's so tremendously disturbing.
It strikes me that these behaviours are very similar to caged animals when they lose it...
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Smells like poo Tigerlily lol
ew. I just youtubed Obsessed! I know someone who pulls her hair out. In college, she had really long blonde Jerry Hall type hair, but better. Now she has short Florence Henderson in the 70's hair!
I forget what the hair pulling disorder is called.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:53pm.
we know.. it got here two minutes before you... geezus, did you have liver?!... pfft, nevermind.. look who i'm askin'!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:52pm.
Well, I don't know who Queen of Poo is. But whatevs, people with OCD are gonna be on tee vee!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
YIP YIP YIP!!
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
I have only watched the one with the toothbrush butt scrubber. I cant wait to see this one. I have to dvr it for later.
DD,
This woman had a fear of pooing. To the extent that she would not eat any fruit or veg. When she did finally have to go, she would get in the shower for up to three hours with a toothbrush to clean herself.
She has been admitted to hospital a few times for blood loss due to her excessive cleaning.
They showed the shower scene, it was when I had to hit off.
I farted...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:52pm.
Well, I don't know who Queen of Poo is. But whatevs, people with OCD are gonna be on tee vee!!!
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ME?!?! I'm going on TV!?! When!?!?
OMG I'm so excited, I have to go count my quarters.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Well, I don't know who Queen of Poo is. But whatevs, people with OCD are gonna be on tee vee!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:44pm.
ESE,
You should, it is quite brilliant.
However, warning it can be very difficult to watch. The woman two weeks ago was awful, I had to turn off the tele.
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Get out!
The only shows on t.v. that I can't watch are the ones showing animal abuse. I start crying, no SOBBING. I'm glad they have those shows, though, so people can know what is wrong and that the po-po are arresting the vile bastards who abuse animals.
Yip yip yip just stop and I will. What is your problem?
LOL@ESE: I spit this cool rhum some people gave me! Don't make me spit it! The bottle's little!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
DD,
A&E.
In 20 minutes A&E will have "INtervention" -- Is that the same as Obsessed Intervention???
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:41pm.
Then quit responding to my yip yip yipping. It must bother you becauase it is you, who won't shut the fuck up.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
ESE,
You should, it is quite brilliant.
However, warning it can be very difficult to watch. The woman two weeks ago was awful, I had to turn off the tele.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:41pm.
I dont care.
HEY!!.. that's my line!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:33pm.
We just know a troll when we see one and we're not shy about calling you out.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Devilgirl
I dont care what you think or who you think I am.
got it? I dont care.
yip yip yip
Seriously Queen of Poo, I do knopw who you are.
It might shock you how I know, but I know, and if attacking me and trying to start shit with me is how you want to be, fine, but you certainly are NOT foling me with your new moniker.
I know dumbass!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Are you serious. I have to make sure I watch that!! I always forget its on.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:28pm.
ESE,
We know you don't care OP or not, it is why we love you.
This crazy ho on obsessed has kept the remains of her miscarriage in her freezer for almost ten years.
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IS THAT TEE VEE SHOW ON RIGHT NOW?!?? station??? I LOVE KRAZY
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:28pm.
This crazy ho on obsessed has kept the remains of her miscarriage in her freezer for almost ten years.
this is just the disfunction i like to watch.. serial killers/to catch a predator/real mystery/the telletubbies.... i HAVE to start watching this show!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I am the one who is being attacked here so of course I am going to say things back. I guess if they think they are scary enough they can run people off who disagree with them. Im not scared by the way, say what you want Im not goinmg to get all butt hurt and cry to everyone about it.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:26pm.
hi, angel!!.. i see you made MK look... um... dangerously dainty
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TITS did this, achally. Back when I was still figuring out what I was doing...I just fell in love with it, I never wanted to make a new one:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:24pm.
Neutral observation:
Some of the anti-troll comments on here are mirroring comments on JJ that Brangeloonies make whenever someone speaks ill of their messiahs.
Anger abounds!
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More neutral observations: They always put Poo in their names. That's their favourite thing about this place. Becuz they are so highbrow over there and everything.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:26pm.
hi, angel!!.. i see you made MK look... um... dangerously dainty
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Sugaroo back at you.
I havent trolled on here, I was talking about ghosts.
ESE,
We know you don't care OP or not, it is why we love you.
This crazy ho on obsessed has kept the remains of her miscarriage in her freezer for almost ten years.
Vom.
Angel-i
That is Mk? that is funny!! I love it.
did i mention i'm old enough not to troll around?
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
ESE! Yay!
Um...yeah - I see David Miscavige (or whatever) everywhere these days...that bitch is going down. It's about time.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Queen of Poo, why don't you fuck off and die? We all know who you are so just stop. Hasn't it dawned on you we don't want you here no matter who you're posting as?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Neutral observation:
Some of the anti-troll comments on here are mirroring comments on JJ that Brangeloonies make whenever someone speaks ill of their messiahs.
Anger abounds!
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I have to admit, wearing MK's cholarized face makes me feel powerful. And a little bitchy. It's a nice feeling:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:03pm.
if you're interested, the St. Petersburg Times has finally started to take notice of Scientology... 3 part series...
http://www.tampabay.com/specials/2009/reports/project/
OT: i know it's an open post, but i gotta say it. i haven't said it in a while.... i don't care
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:17pm.
Save your conspiracy stories, I am not Event Horizon.
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So, who the fuck are you and what's your point?
Wait, wait...I can guess at your point....it's MOMJEANS! right? I know. We all feel like that some days.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Farrah,
Thanks for asking. At about 50%.
Oink.
Nothing like a flu and a crisis to take you to your goal weight.
Farrah's picture
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 -
Seriously, how old are you?
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old enough not to find your avie "cute".
and to tell a troll from aregular poster.
like, seriously!
Well good for you. Have fun with that and when you grow up a little maybe you will not care who is a regular and who is a troll.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 -
Seriously, how old are you?
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old enough not to find your avie "cute".
and to tell a troll from aregular poster.
like, seriously!
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:10pm.
Farrah,
In all seriousness who the fuck would take their money?
Fucking with my Intervention and Obsessed.
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oh hell no! not Intervention, best show ever! damn freaks. How are you feeling??
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
i'm great, hun! watching you destroy a ho and rip the troll off its dignity is the best way to finish my day! (nice hair color btw)
TEAM DG: fuck with her, shanks come your way.
the smell of dead troll sure is rancid, uh?
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Seriously, how old are you?
JustJack & Foxy, yea, oooo wow what a mystery, Scoobie Snacks all around!!!
Seriously, why? that makes like 5 alts in as many months.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Save your conspiracy stories, I am not Event Horizon.
Now you all can move on and stop your little clueing each other in with dumb little code words like its some kind of clever secret you all are hiding. Its really funny so if you would like to keep at it.
I dont understand how people get sucked into scientology, especially celebs. Its obvious to normal people they are trying to take your money.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 -
Oh yes you most definately do smell her!
On a more pleasant note, how are you my dear?
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i'm great, hun! watching you destroy a ho and rip the troll off its dignity is the best way to finish my day! (nice hair color btw)
TEAM DG: fuck with her, shanks come your way.
the smell of dead troll sure is rancid, uh?
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:08pm.
Is there some ghost choking raping going on?
Are ho sweaters involved???
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Damn you! I just spit soda all over my clean, freshly put on sheets!
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That's what you get for living in the LAP OF LUXURY and posting from a laptop in bed.
Huh. Reminds me of THIS song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUx5z9O2ZGk
(it's safe - Squeeze's Black Coffee in Bed)