Monday, June 22nd 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits

Isn't this precious? It reminds of my junior high school days when my friends (who were all girls, duh) wanted to dress the same every Friday for some stupid reason. It was always an epic failure! No matter how hard we tried, we never matched.

For example: we would all agree to wear a red-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, because that's something we all had in our closet. Friday would come and not one bitch would get it right. One bitch would wear a hot pink t-shirt with blue jeans and white shoes. Another ho would wear a red t-shirt with a giant Tasmanian Devil on the front. The rest of us would claim we forgot and wear something completely different. This would cause one dumb ho to ask the important question, "How can we be down forever if we can't even do this one little thing together? The school needs to know how tight we are." Then we would all hug and promise to try harder next week. But nobody would. Junior high was so bizarre.

Come to think of it. I'm no longer friends with any of those bitches, so they were totally right. There's no way we could be friends forever since we couldn't even come together by wearing the same outfit on the same day!

Here's Jakey and Reese in DC yesterday proving that they will be best homegirls til the end of time. Although, I wish they would've worn Jakey's first choice for a matching outfit: assless hot pink coochie cutters and a midriff t-shirt with the words "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" written on the front.

Posted by: Michael K


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i was home all day so i watched the noos. CNN said the head guy at Scientology is being accused of HITTING members (uh, former members). He, of course, screamed "LIES!"

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:08pm.
Is there some ghost choking raping going on?
Are ho sweaters involved???

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Damn you! I just spit soda all over my clean, freshly put on sheets!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE!!!!!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:08pm.
Is there some ghost choking raping going on?
Are ho sweaters involved???
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Kinda smells like it....

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:08pm.
Is there some ghost choking raping going on?
Are ho sweaters involved???
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Those were my thoughts too.

EastEndGirl's picture

Farrah,

In all seriousness who the fuck would take their money?

Fucking with my Intervention and Obsessed.

Thanks Tommy Girl.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:51pm.

Because I am a bitch Einstein!

I am pleased that you have noticed the type of person I am, because I , along with many others KNOW who AND what you are.

Your little secret isn't so secret.
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Damn DG!! TEASE A GIRL WITH GOSSIP ON A GOSSIP SITE?!?!? HOW CRUELS IS THAT?

The great thing about DG is that she ALWAYS comes back with a snappier line. I know that's not even a word.

This f'g keyboard is haunted. It keeps adding S's where they should not be.

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Yip Yip Yip

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Is there some ghost choking raping going on?
Are ho sweaters involved???

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Queen of Poo's picture

Im not calling out anyone, are we in gang land.

East End girl I saw a scientology commercial the other day and was like WTF???? The things those people did to a friend of mine, total craziness. Why are they advertising on TV now?

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:03pm.

just watched a commercial that I thought was going to end in some kind of Christian charity site
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oh, shit, was that "we have done it all" crap? i thought that is kinda askeery...

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help me regain my life! as you burn calories.

Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:06pm.
do i smell a recurring troll trying to fuck with my girls?

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Oh yes you most definately do smell her!

On a more pleasant note, how are you my dear?

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:49pm.

Geez. The DH was JUST THERE at a friend's house. Partay every day and night. EVEN THE CATS go to each others houses to partay!

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That's too funny!! I want to party with those cats!
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It's twue! Our friend, whom we call "Kathy Algiers," has a cat named "KiKi." Kiki goes across the street to Don's house to eat because Don has good food. Everyone goes to Don's house.

TRUE STORY!

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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w

Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:02pm.
Devilgirl you are like one of those little dogs that never stops yipping. Yip Yip Yip.

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And you are like an asshole is after it has had a bad mexican meal. Shit just keeps pouring out.

Too bad your cover isn't so secret!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Farrah's picture

do i smell a recurring troll trying to fuck with my girls?

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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.

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Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:54pm.
Who the hell are you Dallas? Care to fill us all in?
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If you're going to call out Dallas, then you should out yourself as well.

just sayin'

Provy - are you paying attention?

EastEndGirl's picture

Super pissed off!!

Only night of tele I like to watch and my ass just watched a commercial that I thought was going to end in some kind of Christian charity site.

It was freaking Scientology.

A&E...I might have to quit your ass.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:19pm.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:13pm.

From what I have seen, the popular media (movie, TV, horror stories) seem to fan the flames of intolerance and ignorance regarding voodoo.

I believe, and I'm probably wrong, voodoo is essentially a nature-centered religion where the adherents try to attune themselves to the natural forces in our world.

Attune to beneficient forces to assist people and attune to maleficient forces to protect against them.

Adherents use herbs, spices, stones, bones, etc. to focus on and draw into themselves certain natural forces.

How far off-base am I?

*going to get my haircut, back in an hour*
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That's great. Just don't cut MY hair, kthnx:)

♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:49pm.

Geez. The DH was JUST THERE at a friend's house. Partay every day and night. EVEN THE CATS go to each others houses to partay!

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That's too funny!! I want to party with those cats!

And Algiers from what I know it was just the place were the slaves were stationed.

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Is this real life?

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Devilgirl you are like one of those little dogs that never stops yipping. Yip Yip Yip.

Is there anything good on tonight? Nurse Jackie is that tonight? Maybe I will watch Jon and Kate.

Are you a successful man that wants to be a Sugar Daddy? Are you a sugar babe that wants to date a rich, wealthy and successful man? Come on ,

^-^ http:// SugarDaddyChat.Com/ ^-^.

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man! Just free sign up and have a fun here.

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fuck! Provy's ALWAYS giving me shit for having a second avie and I have always argued that I've been totally open about it.

I KNEW there were others here with alters. So take that PROVY!

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:57pm.

((((hugs))))

Clarry, you are even better people! : )

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:51pm.

Because I am a bitch Einstein!

I am pleased that you have noticed the type of person I am, because I , along with many others KNOW who AND what you are.

Your little secret isn't so secret.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Clarisse's picture

Em, I said I was leaving, but don't question Devilgirl...she's good people.

NOW, I gotta go.

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Queen of Poo's picture

Good for you sweetie, I am sure they are all thrilled.

FoxOnTheRun's picture

Way off-topic (although, there is no such thing in Open Post)

This is one of my all-time favorite songs!

Waltzing Matilda:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dVZo5a4_Ok

Dallas's picture

The people that NEED to know me, know exactly who I am.

Queen of Poo's picture

Who the hell are you Dallas? Care to fill us all in?

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Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:51pm.

Geez devilgirl why are you always so bitchy to everyone?

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She isn't bitchy to everyone. She's only bitchy when she sees a troll. Why are you even bothering?

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:45pm.
Devilgirl, did you get your very own troll?

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Oh I would hate to call her my very own, as I believe she belongs to all dlisters.

Oddly enough, a couple weeks ago when she make her debut, a few dlisters accused both LoveCarrotTop and I of being the new troll.

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Well, its definitely some other "regular" - ( i don't like using that word cuz someone always gets offended. usually me, lol)

Feels a little borderline to me, but this isn't a clinic and we aren't psychiatrists needing to check a box on "disorder?"

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Who the hell is "Queen of Poo"? Such a lovely classy name! Good gawd!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:47pm.

Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:31pm.

No need to thank me. Because clearly you have no idea what you are talking about, but carry on and have fun tonight.

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Geez devilgirl why are you always so bitchy to everyone?

I know exactly what I am talking about but carry on thinking you are right and everyone else is wrong. Cheer up sweetiekins.

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Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:45pm.
Devilgirl, did you get your very own troll?

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Oh I would hate to call her my very own, as I believe she belongs to all dlisters.

Oddly enough, a couple weeks ago when she make her debut, a few dlisters accused both LoveCarrotTop and I of being the new troll.

I hate to be selfish and keep her for my own!
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Ouch! That musta hurt. Okay, we'll share

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DOn't go DG!!!

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Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:45pm.

Devilgirl, did you get your very own troll?

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Name a place you've been and the troll will not only have been there but will have stories to tell!

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Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:45pm.
Devilgirl, did you get your very own troll?

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Oh I would hate to call her my very own, as I believe she belongs to all dlisters.

Oddly enough, a couple weeks ago when she make her debut, a few dlisters accused both LoveCarrotTop and I of being the new troll.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:37pm.
Could someone give me the 411 on Algiers?

All i know is that is the oldest area in New Orleans, and that it was the resting point for slaves before they were traded. and at some point it was a slaughter house....
why is it dangerous??
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i just ran this by someone and they said it was never a slave-trading place.

who's got a link?

And QoP - I'm talking about Algiers POINT, the tip of it, not general Algiers.

Geez. The DH was JUST THERE at a friend's house. Partay every day and night. EVEN THE CATS go to each others houses to partay!

I'll be going there in July (G-d willing) and will report results.

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Thanks Sugaroo

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Is this real life?

Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:31pm.

No need to thank me. Because clearly you have no idea what you are talking about, but carry on and have fun tonight.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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JustJack's picture

Devilgirl, did you get your very own troll?

Sugaroo's picture

This place I've been to when we lived in CT.

DUDLEYTOWN

Scary as fuck.

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I have tapes and tapes of EVP's from the haunted house I lived in. There are so many different voices that its was hard to tell how many ghosts were in there. Some were nice but some were downright scary. Once the TV was unplugged but I still heard voices coming from the tv. I slept in a hotel that night.

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Robert the haunted doll:

http://www.xomba.com/meet_robert_the_haunted_doll_story_and_picture

This gal at work says our museum is haunted. She's a custodian and sometimes gets to work as early as midnight - if they call them in to do carpets and stuff.

She normally starts at 5am. She is often scared shitless because she says "spirits" call out her name. One time when she was buffing the bathroom floors (think 1930's mosaic tile), the buffer was super loud and above it she could hear a ghost (?) LOUDLY shushing her. Other times, she would have her radio on a particular station and then all of a sudden the sound would start going up and down the dial.

She has a ton of stories like that. Shit like that happens to her ALL THE TIME. She used to tell people about it but everyone would make fun of her so now she only tells me.

(we have a number of ancient human remains in the building. legally. for the state)

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Ok...one more "Immma boo geek" fact, then I gotta get some shit done...

Don't pay too much mind to most EVP's. It's like pattern recognition...if someone tells you that you will see something, stare long enough and you will see it.....If someone says "this is what you are going to hear", if you listen enough times, you'll hear it too...

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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:37pm.

From what I remember, it's highly crime-ridden but again, I haven't been to NOLA in about 10 years.

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Could someone give me the 411 on Algiers?

All i know is that is the oldest area in New Orleans, and that it was the resting point for slaves before they were traded. and at some point it was a slaughter house....
why is it dangerous??

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Is this real life?

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Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:30pm.

Stay away from Algiers, trust me I have been there. Not a good outcome.

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I'd tell you about my trip to Asshole, Indiana but I'm sure you've been there like you've been everywhere people on here say they've been. *rolls eyes*

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Thanks you Provolone. I love Poop.