Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits
Isn't this precious? It reminds of my junior high school days when my friends (who were all girls, duh) wanted to dress the same every Friday for some stupid reason. It was always an epic failure! No matter how hard we tried, we never matched.
For example: we would all agree to wear a red-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, because that's something we all had in our closet. Friday would come and not one bitch would get it right. One bitch would wear a hot pink t-shirt with blue jeans and white shoes. Another ho would wear a red t-shirt with a giant Tasmanian Devil on the front. The rest of us would claim we forgot and wear something completely different. This would cause one dumb ho to ask the important question, "How can we be down forever if we can't even do this one little thing together? The school needs to know how tight we are." Then we would all hug and promise to try harder next week. But nobody would. Junior high was so bizarre.
Come to think of it. I'm no longer friends with any of those bitches, so they were totally right. There's no way we could be friends forever since we couldn't even come together by wearing the same outfit on the same day!
Here's Jakey and Reese in DC yesterday proving that they will be best homegirls til the end of time. Although, I wish they would've worn Jakey's first choice for a matching outfit: assless hot pink coochie cutters and a midriff t-shirt with the words "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" written on the front.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:05pm.
Devilgirl, you obviously never met the evil witch doctor that I did. Evil as the night is dark. When you come across him at a Nola meeting give me a call. Im not speaking of this!
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No, because like I said, there are no "witch" doctors in voodoo.
There are off shoot religions or practices that may involve a witch doctor, but REAL voodoo only has priest and there are different kinds who practice different aspects of the religion and serve a specific purpose.
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Thanks for the info encyclopedia Devilgirl.
I wasnt talking about real voodoo Im talking about evil voodoo.
"robert the haunted doll" WTF???? *runs to google*
QoP - have you got a link to a good website for economic predictions?
thanks!
Queen of Poop- you might be interested in this site, the scoop on poop
http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Stay away from Algiers, trust me I have been there. Not a good outcome.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:05pm.
Devilgirl, you obviously never met the evil witch doctor that I did. Evil as the night is dark. When you come across him at a Nola meeting give me a call. Im not speaking of this!
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No, because like I said, there are no "witch" doctors in voodoo.
There are off shoot religions or practices that may involve a witch doctor, but REAL voodoo only has priest and there are different kinds who practice different aspects of the religion and serve a specific purpose.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:24pm.
DD, yes, it has real ghost recordings. And Algiers used to be dangerous. Don't know if it still is.
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Yes, that is our understanding -- most of Algiers is fairly dangerous but POINT Algiers is safe-ish. It's the closest area to getting onto the ferry that takes everyone into the French Quarter. But it looks like we're staying put until at least October. Unless a MIRACLE happens and we both get job offers...
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:19pm.
Momus you are dead on. Nature is a great force within the religion.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I missed some good gossip while in the mountains today. LOL @ Perez getting a beatdown! lol!
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
DD, yes, it has real ghost recordings. And Algiers used to be dangerous. Don't know if it still is.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Ok. I've been in some of the scariest places on the right coast, but nothing freaks me out like "Robert the haunted doll." I'm too lazy to google...do it'cha own damn self!
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Your friends were right Foxontherun. Soon there will be no jobs at all. Hold on to what you have, its only going to get worse.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:21pm.
Beakers Bitch and Foxy (DD) -
Shadowlands is really skeery in some sections. What always get me are the recordings. I cannot listen to them at night even with my husband right in the room.
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*wide-eyed*
There are recordings!?!?!? YEE HAW!
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:02pm.
Well obviously you were not around a legit voodoo priest, nor do you have any idea what real voodoo is. I too have been to NOLA many times and I have met many priests down there, and I can tell you, never did I witness anything evil. Read a few books about the religion and then get back to me
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Haaaaaaaaay!!! I've been trying to make a move to NOLA, but shit keeps getting in the way. Weird that...
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Me too. In fact my parents and I went house hunting for me in March 2005 , as I had decided to make the move South. Naturally we were heading back the week after the Hurricane hit, so my dream of moving to NOLA was dashed. NOLA always felt like home to me, even when my mother and I were there when I was a kid. Love it, but won't move there now.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Some use those natural forces for evil, I cant speak of this.
we're trying to find a place in Algiers Point.
problem is neither the dh nor I have job offers (yet) and EVERYONE and their mutha are telling us not to leave jobs if we have them. It's making me seriously BITCHY that the ECONOMY is getting in the way of making a change I need to make. I'm feeling homicidal lately. well, it alternates between suicidal and homicidal.
*entertainment purposes only*
Don't go calling 911 cuz I used the S word!
Beakers Bitch and Foxy (DD) -
Shadowlands is really skeery in some sections. What always get me are the recordings. I cannot listen to them at night even with my husband right in the room.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:13pm.
From what I have seen, the popular media (movie, TV, horror stories) seem to fan the flames of intolerance and ignorance regarding voodoo.
I believe, and I'm probably wrong, voodoo is essentially a nature-centered religion where the adherents try to attune themselves to the natural forces in our world.
Attune to beneficient forces to assist people and attune to maleficient forces to protect against them.
Adherents use herbs, spices, stones, bones, etc. to focus on and draw into themselves certain natural forces.
How far off-base am I?
*going to get my haircut, back in an hour*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:10pm.
www.theshadowlands.net
For real. Someone recommended it to me once and I spent almost a week reading some of the tens of thousands of real ghost stories. By the end of the week I was freaked the fuck out and had to sleep with all the lights on!
thanks for the shadowlands.net site! cool!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:09pm.
My Auntie lives in the Garden District in NOLA. Talk about a gorgeous area!
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Thats great!! I have 2 cousins and and great aunt who live there too plus a dog that I used to own but now my cousin is raising it. I rescued him.
Oh the Bale!!
I'm still getting around with my rebound guy who looks a lot like him... he's incredibly sexy and a bit clueless of his looks. Or maybe is just that he's shy. He's fucking HOT!
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Is this real life?
Momus,
Ah, good call...I can see Johnny pull off a dame role, but Bale is all MAAAAAAAAAAN to me =)
Depp and Bale??
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810021973/info
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:10pm.
www.theshadowlands.net
Best
Freaky
Site
Ever
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:09pm.
My Auntie lives in the Garden District in NOLA. Talk about a gorgeous area!
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I know! YOu lucky heaux!!! I stayed at someone's condo (the Godcheaux?) on St. Charles street way long time ago during Mardi Gras. Then we went to the HOUSE for Sunday brunch in Mandeville. I LOVE Lake Ponartrain (sp). That causeway is so awesome.
The condo we stayed at belonged to a college friends grandparents. I think there were 15 people in rather small condo. COming and going all hours of the day and night. drunk from dawn to dawn! Ahhhh. GOood times.
LOL Freebird! I'll sez a rosary witch yer name in it tonight!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:09pm.
Exactly.
Devout practitioners do welcome people of serious interest to learn and study under them. You do not have to belong to their church. They dislike those who abuse the religion and use it as a means for evil or revenge.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Like all religions, in the hands of greedy, rapacious scoundrels voodoo can be used to commit evil.
Voodoo should not be messed with because its adherents are very devout and, from what I understand, do not take lightly to folks abuses their faith.
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EXACTLY!! Its something you would not believe.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:02pm.
Like all religions, voodoo itself is not evil.
Like all religions, in the hands of greedy, rapacious scoundrels voodoo can be used to commit evil.
Voodoo should not be messed with because its adherents are very devout and, from what I understand, do not take lightly to folks abusing their faith.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Any religion falls victim to the sharks...the people that use it as a "get out of jail free card", as a money maker, as a fear inducer...
Moundsville, Mansfield, Waverly and Athens are online...
There is a place called (don't quote me) Prairie Ghosts that give you shit like that by state. *Edit* Online that is.
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:05pm.
Haaaaaaaaay!!! I've been trying to make a move to NOLA, but shit keeps getting in the way. Weird that...
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My Auntie lives in the Garden District in NOLA. Talk about a gorgeous area!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
'Night y'all! *douses self in Foxy's holy water*
He has spoken of the meetings there, Im sure you have never been invited
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:00pm.
Momus!
Ok! I could never stay mad at you bunny!
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Thanks.
If you are referring to my suggestion that The Bale portray The Duchess in the Alice movie, please understand that The Duchess is the only character with the gall to offend The Queen and not lose her head. Also, only someone secure in his masculinity could pull off the role.
Take a gander at Tenniel's drawing of The Duchess.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duchess_%28Alice%27s_Adventures_in_Wonderla...
Besides, I'd hate to see The Bale in a wussy role like The King Of Hearts. But, I'd like to see him and The Depp together again.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Devilgirl, you obviously never met the evil witch doctor that I did. Evil as the night is dark. When you come across him at a Nola meeting give me a call. Im not speaking of this!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:02pm.
Well obviously you were not around a legit voodoo priest, nor do you have any idea what real voodoo is. I too have been to NOLA many times and I have met many priests down there, and I can tell you, never did I witness anything evil. Read a few books about the religion and then get back to me
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Haaaaaaaaay!!! I've been trying to make a move to NOLA, but shit keeps getting in the way. Weird that...
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:02pm.
Well obviously you were not around a legit voodoo priest, nor do you have any idea what real voodoo is. I too have been to NOLA many times and I have met many priests down there, and I can tell you, never did I witness anything evil. Read a few books about the religion and then get back to me.
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So does that mean I can't stick pins in my MIL? I mean in a doll of her likeness?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Queen of Poo, Is not that i don't believe in ghosts is just that i'm more scared of a real person being inside my house, that could hurt me, than ghosts.
I know some (ghots) can actually cause harm on certain people, but I'm still a bit shocked of what my dad told me.
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Is this real life?
Besides, there are no witch doctors in voodoo.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:56pm.
freebird,
Old places at 3am are automatically scary!
Buuuut, yea, Mansfield Reformatory is always a good spook, esp. 3rd tier...Moundsville, I got "Shushed!"...Athens is just a creepy effin city...Most places are just cool old buildings!
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Shushed by a ghost? or a ghost hunter? ITA, old places just get scary when you're in the mood.
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:58pm.
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cool story!!
I've seen a ghost but didn't have "contact" with it.
I'd tell the story but it's not spectacular and I'm on this teeny keyboard that makes it hard to type.
I love the paranormal and yet, very little spooky shit happens to me. I suppose it could be b/c of all those vials of Holy Water around the house and blessed rosaries...
Well obviously you were not around a legit voodoo priest, nor do you have any idea what real voodoo is. I too have been to NOLA many times and I have met many priests down there, and I can tell you, never did I witness anything evil. Read a few books about the religion and then get back to me.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Paquita, I totally believe ghosts are real. Some people are just more in tune with them.
Momus!
Ok! I could never stay mad at you bunny!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:57pm.
MOMUS!
You questioned THE BALE!!
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What?????
How?????
I'd never!!!!!!
The Bale and The Depp are the Twin Gods of Masculine Beauty and all that is desirable in succulent manhood.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:56pm.
I just moved to Kansas because I needed to get out of that house. I sold it and ran like hell. Roman Catholic Church, you dont say. I will look for one.
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Ok, QoP, good luck.
I think it's so funny this came up today, being that my dad called me to tell me he was visiting a great aunt's house (she passed away years ago but my dad got her house because he cared for her and were close),
The house has two apartments in the back one on top of the other, and the house in the front was divided into two apts as weel..
so he has workers working on the backyard, and one of them asks my dad
"who else lives down here?" And my dad answers "just the couple in that apt at the front of the house" and the worker tells him " I saw someone" my dad tells him "Maybe someone came in" (there is a back door and the neighbors know my dad)
the worker says "I just saw and old lady down here, she said hello but then when i turned again she was gone" my dad didn't want to scare him so he was oh really?? what did she looked like??
The worker proceed to describe the lady, who from the description sounds like it was my greatauntie, so my dad went to visit her at the cemetery and cleaned and brought her flowers, and told here, what's wrong? leave the workers so they can make your house a better place (or something like that)
i don't know what to make of this.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:50pm.
Who has been in contact with ghosts? I havent read everyone's post. The first house I bought was terribly haunted. The whole footsteps on the stairs at night, lights flashing on and off.
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Is this real life?
Devilgirl well that witch doctor I visited in New orleans must have split off from the good voodoo practices because he was pure evil. Evil like you have never seen. I still have nightmares about chicken heads and spiders. Shudders.
MOMUS!
You questioned THE BALE!!
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:55pm.
So Sug, what's with wicked MIL's deal?
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She is just ebil. Pure ebil. She makes fabulous oatmeal cookies, though. Snotty bitch won't give up the recipe.
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:49pm.
Oh scurry stuff!!! I've been to Waverly Hills and Athens! Watch the Athens one!! Check out the DOORRRR!!! Boo!
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Are any of those online?
freebird,
Old places at 3am are automatically scary!
Buuuut, yea, Mansfield Reformatory is always a good spook, esp. 3rd tier...Moundsville, I got "Shushed!"...Athens is just a creepy effin city...Most places are just cool old buildings!
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