Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits
Isn't this precious? It reminds of my junior high school days when my friends (who were all girls, duh) wanted to dress the same every Friday for some stupid reason. It was always an epic failure! No matter how hard we tried, we never matched.
For example: we would all agree to wear a red-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, because that's something we all had in our closet. Friday would come and not one bitch would get it right. One bitch would wear a hot pink t-shirt with blue jeans and white shoes. Another ho would wear a red t-shirt with a giant Tasmanian Devil on the front. The rest of us would claim we forgot and wear something completely different. This would cause one dumb ho to ask the important question, "How can we be down forever if we can't even do this one little thing together? The school needs to know how tight we are." Then we would all hug and promise to try harder next week. But nobody would. Junior high was so bizarre.
Come to think of it. I'm no longer friends with any of those bitches, so they were totally right. There's no way we could be friends forever since we couldn't even come together by wearing the same outfit on the same day!
Here's Jakey and Reese in DC yesterday proving that they will be best homegirls til the end of time. Although, I wish they would've worn Jakey's first choice for a matching outfit: assless hot pink coochie cutters and a midriff t-shirt with the words "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" written on the front.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:49pm.
In the Johnny Depp thread, you were tapping your foot at me after I said that I wouldn't fink on ElB.
What's up?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I just moved to Kansas because I needed to get out of that house. I sold it and ran like hell. Roman Catholic Church, you dont say. I will look for one.
People who have no understanding of voodoo perceive it as evil, but in truth, it is anything but. True voodoo is a religion, it is not a tool for evil.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
So Sug, what's with wicked MIL's deal?
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:49pm.
Oh scurry stuff!!! I've been to Waverly Hills and Athens! Watch the Athens one!! Check out the DOORRRR!!! Boo!
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Did you have any scary experiences there? Yikes!
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:43pm.
While you're at it, find a way to get rid of this troll. If you read back in this thread, we already tried to get rid of it and it didn't work
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damnit! duped again!
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And now you know! :-)
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Who has been in contact with ghosts? I havent read everyone's post. The first house I bought was terribly haunted. The whole footsteps on the stairs at night, lights flashing on and off.
Oh scurry stuff!!! I've been to Waverly Hills and Athens! Watch the Athens one!! Check out the DOORRRR!!! Boo!
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Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:43pm.
Thank You!! Maybe we can finally be set free of that evil thing. Where can I get Holy Water from? Any church?
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"Any" church?
Aw HELL NO. You get Holy Water from a ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH.
I could mail you some.
My parish church has a large baptismal fountain that has holy water.
There's also a mission where I live where one can EASILY get holy water. The plastic containers are sold in the gift store and the holy water is in the water cooler in the patio. HUNDREDS of people come every day. Especially now, summertime.
I'm in AZ. Where you at?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:42pm.
Endora is her younger, hotter sister.
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And, probably the nicer of the two?
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Veddy mooch so!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Momus,
Christian is still looking for you...
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:32pm.
Foxontherun,
If you find a way to get rid of it let me know please. We have tried everything.
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While you're at it, find a way to get rid of this troll. If you read back in this thread, we already tried to get rid of it and it didn't work
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damnit! duped again!
Thank You!! Maybe we can finally be set free of that evil thing. Where can I get Holy Water from? Any church?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:29pm.
Is your MIL related to Endora?
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Endora is her younger, hotter sister.
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And, probably the nicer of the two?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Voodoo is something you never want to mess with.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:04pm.
I truly believe that there some things in this world that simply should not be messed with: Voodoo, Obeah, Satanism, and necromancy.
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ITA! I don't play with that shiz. Seriously, watching VH1s Celebrity Paranormal Project years ago, and a few other shows was the end of it for me. Scared me for days.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:32pm.
Foxontherun,
If you find a way to get rid of it let me know please. We have tried everything.
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That link I posted said to break it into 7 pieces, sprinkly holy water on it and BURY IT.
But if it were happening to me, I wouldn't take advice from a website. I would find someone who is Roman Catholic and ask them to take it to their church and let them handle it. I've never had to handle anything like that, but if I did, that's what I would do.
Here's the link that talks about what to do with a "bad board" - the problem is that it's like a Wiccan site or something, so they're Ouija board sympathetic.
http://www.graveaddiction.com/ouijatips.html
I once heard on Coast to Coast that someone tried to burn it and it left an indelible mark in the place where it was burned. Something like that.
Finally, if you ever listen to Coast to Coast AM, you can call in on Friday nights during Open Lines and ask for advice on how to get rid of the board permanently.
I would also try putting it through a wood chipper. If you have access to one...
It sounds like you have a real weejee board problem. I don't even like spelling out the name correctly. Too creepy.
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:29pm.
Is your MIL related to Endora?
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Endora is her younger, hotter sister.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Sugaroo I have put you on ignore. Ha my co-worker taught me that yesterday. He is hot. I hope he asks me out.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:29pm.
Is your MIL related to Endora?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:32pm.
Foxontherun,
If you find a way to get rid of it let me know please. We have tried everything.
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While you're at it, find a way to get rid of this troll. If you read back in this thread, we already tried to get rid of it and it didn't work.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:20pm.
Momus ~ have you ever heard of the Dibbuk Box?
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I've heard of a Dick in a Box.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:30pm.
Don't you have a DVR or something you can record the show on?
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i don't know! I have a tee vee with a DVD player, but I don't think it has a recording feature. If it does, I don't know how to use it.
I'm totally LOW TECH.
Just today I BEGGED the DH for HBO. He recently put me through HELL and getting HBO out of him is the least of the long list of things he's going to have to get me to make it up to me.
Foxontherun,
If you find a way to get rid of it let me know please. We have tried everything.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:20pm.
Sounds like a dibbuk box is similar to many containers for evil entities.
At the risk of getting mocked and flamed, I believe in an everlasting soul. If the soul belonged to an evil person then the soul is evil. An evil soul cannot move on so it stays here wreaking misery on all who encounter it. Some people have a strong enough soul/personality to subdue the evil soul and contain it. Hence, dibbuk boxes and their ilk.
Kind of reminds me of the evil genies confined in lamps in the middle eastern mythologies.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I think someone found a new witchcraft web page today.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:24pm.
Once I had a Ouija board and tried to throw it away too. I came into work and my boss walked out of his office and asked who put it there, then he threw it away and Lisa in the other cubby noticed something weird in her backseat the next day needless to say it has followed everyone in my office and is still hanging around.
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that so creeps me out. I know its SATAN's fault...
i'm gonna go wiki its history....brb
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:17pm.
They are doing a documentary on Crowley tomorrow at noon EDT on the SciFi channel called "Scariest Places On Earth".
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Unholy crap, Sugaroo!! Thanks!! That means it'll be on at 6am my time. LOL. I'm not even awake at 6am - actually, lately I am since Ivan The Cat now EXPECTS his morning play in the grass with harness and leash.
Where were you all last week? Were you working? Missed ya!
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I was working and then I wasn't working! Today I am loafing!
Don't you have a DVR or something you can record the show on?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:16pm.
Your MIL probably belongs in one of these categories.
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She invented them. ALL of them. Fucking bag.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:16pm.
Your MIL probably belongs in one of these categories.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:17pm.
They are doing a documentary on Crowley tomorrow at noon EDT on the SciFi channel called "Scariest Places On Earth".
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Unholy crap, Sugaroo!! Thanks!! That means it'll be on at 6am my time. LOL. I'm not even awake at 6am - actually, lately I am since Ivan The Cat now EXPECTS his morning play in the grass with harness and leash.
Where were you all last week? Were you working? Missed ya!
Once I had a Ouija board and tried to throw it away too. I came into work and my boss walked out of his office and asked who put it there, then he threw it away and Lisa in the other cubby noticed something weird in her backseat the next day needless to say it has followed everyone in my office and is still hanging around.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:17pm.
They are doing a documentary on Crowley tomorrow at noon EDT on the SciFi channel called "Scariest Places On Earth".
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I studied voodoo under a voodoo priest known as Papa Legba.
Interesting religion.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Momus ~ have you ever heard of the Dibbuk Box?
http://www.dibbukbox.com/
(some people say its a hoax)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:13pm.
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i've always wanted to read The Necronomicon.... and am fascinated by Aleister Crowley... but I generally leave those things alone.
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:04pm.
I truly believe that there some things in this world that simply should not be messed with: Voodoo, Obeah, Satanism, and necromancy.
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Or my maw-in-law.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
JUST FOUND A CRAZY ASS WEBPAGE ON A WEEJEE(SIC) BOARD LOON:
In January 2006 I received an e-mail from Tammie with her ouija tips:
To get rid of an ouija board, break it into seven pieces and sprinkle with holy water...then bury it!
If you try to burn an ouija board, whoever hears the board scream has 36 hours to live - DO NOT BURN OUIJA BOARDS!!!!!
http://www.graveaddiction.com/ouijatips.html
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 7:04pm.
I truly believe that there some things in this world that simply should not be messed with: Voodoo, Obeah, Satanism, and necromancy.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:57pm.
You are one scary woman!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:56pm.
Can I be a total spelling nazi and tell you all it's "Ouija" board?
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I think they know. ;-)
they started out with the correct spelling, but then Stoney changed it to weejee (because she was an English Major and EM's like to mess with words like that - imo). I could be wrong, but that's what it looks like happened because I got here so late and I've been READING. Missed all the fun.
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Been ketching-up. LOL @
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 2:45pm.
"I want to get their new album Black Eyed Perez."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:57pm.
Ouija boards are like agrippas.
Very hard to control and even harder to destroy.
http://www.montecook.com/cgi-bin/page.cgi?arch_stuff57
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THAT'S SOME DUNGEONS & DRAGONS SHIT!! :0)
Ouija boards are like agrippas.
Very hard to control and even harder to destroy.
http://www.montecook.com/cgi-bin/page.cgi?arch_stuff57
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Can I be a total spelling nazi and tell you all it's "Ouija" board?
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 4:42pm.
Hoff - that happened to my BFF's sister in HS. Threw out the weejee board after a weird "play" with it. Then next weekend my BFF found it in HER closet.
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I've heard that a bunch of times.
Apparently, it's also difficult to burn.
We had one when we were kids, but I never bought one after that.
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Hard to burn, too? Yikes! I'm glad I never had one & I never will! Ew.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:37pm.
LOL foxy, there are like 10 pages!
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lol. its so hard to ketchup when you get here late. spent most of the morning arguing with the DH and then had to take the dog to vet. He's doing weird pee times. They took a urine samples. The doctor palpated him and there were no lumps or anomalies. We get pee results tomorrow.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 4:42pm.
Hoff - that happened to my BFF's sister in HS. Threw out the weejee board after a weird "play" with it. Then next weekend my BFF found it in HER closet.
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I've heard that a bunch of times.
Apparently, they're also difficult to burn (if you're trying to get rid of it).
We had one when we were kids, but I never bought one after that.
P.S. Yep on the massive train wreck being reported on the tee vee.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:45pm.
Arriva-dirty.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:45pm.
goodnight hoochie mamas!
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'Night Snowy!