Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits
Isn't this precious? It reminds of my junior high school days when my friends (who were all girls, duh) wanted to dress the same every Friday for some stupid reason. It was always an epic failure! No matter how hard we tried, we never matched.
For example: we would all agree to wear a red-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, because that's something we all had in our closet. Friday would come and not one bitch would get it right. One bitch would wear a hot pink t-shirt with blue jeans and white shoes. Another ho would wear a red t-shirt with a giant Tasmanian Devil on the front. The rest of us would claim we forgot and wear something completely different. This would cause one dumb ho to ask the important question, "How can we be down forever if we can't even do this one little thing together? The school needs to know how tight we are." Then we would all hug and promise to try harder next week. But nobody would. Junior high was so bizarre.
Come to think of it. I'm no longer friends with any of those bitches, so they were totally right. There's no way we could be friends forever since we couldn't even come together by wearing the same outfit on the same day!
Here's Jakey and Reese in DC yesterday proving that they will be best homegirls til the end of time. Although, I wish they would've worn Jakey's first choice for a matching outfit: assless hot pink coochie cutters and a midriff t-shirt with the words "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" written on the front.
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goodnight hoochie mamas!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Sweet, sweaty Jesus. My three year old just ate something I made. From scratch.
SLAP MY SOCK SLOT AND CALL ME SALLY, WOW OK!
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:30pm.
Hai horz. On which page should I start reading? I missed *everything*
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Just jump in. Why bother with piffling prior posts?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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LOL foxy, there are like 10 pages!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:29pm.
*walks desperately by a construction site*
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*desperately whistles at desperate woman walking desperately by construction site*
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Thanks, Roo! I needed a pick-me-up. ;0) Sigh. I'm not totally fug. Definitely less slutty though.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:29pm.
*walks desperately by a construction site*
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*desperately whistles at desperate woman walking desperately by construction site*
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Hai horz. On which page should I start reading? I missed *everything*
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:12pm.
Roo - he would come up to me and try to be friendly and pervy. He doesn't quite get that I am married, happy and NOT INTERESTED in ever talking to him ever again.
He say's shit like "Well, maybe one day we can be happy together."
Um, NO DUMBASS! I AM MARRIED! And I left your crazy cheating ass. NOT EVER RETURNING!
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Have you tried picking your nose and then offering to shake his hand? I've found that works. I mean, I read it works. In a magazine. I read it.
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I was just remembering how I used to fake nose pick when I was driving and guys would skeeze up next to me. If they annoyed me I would pretend pick on the opposite side and if that didn't get them to leave me alone I would pretend to eat it. Worked everytime. No one does that anymore. *walks desperately by a construction site*
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:12pm.
Roo - he would come up to me and try to be friendly and pervy. He doesn't quite get that I am married, happy and NOT INTERESTED in ever talking to him ever again.
He say's shit like "Well, maybe one day we can be happy together."
Um, NO DUMBASS! I AM MARRIED! And I left your crazy cheating ass. NOT EVER RETURNING!
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Have you tried picking your nose and then offering to shake his hand? I've found that works. I mean, I read it works. In a magazine. I read it.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
LOL HILARIOUS POST, MK! "Junior High was so bizarre..."
Wow. Crazy. But not surprising I guess.
Saturday morning my phone had no less than five missed calls and four texts.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:18pm.
oh did MK ever report that LiHo and Ryan Seacrest are trying to put together a reality show? how many chances does this dirty skank get?
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Snowy, that was probably just one coked-up night. The dif is that Ryan comes down from his and Liho just keeps going and going and going.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:15pm.
awwww provy. here's a snausage, go lick your balls
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LOL! I ♥ Snausages. Not to eat, just to say.
oh did MK ever report that LiHo and Ryan Seacrest are trying to put together a reality show? how many chances does this dirty skank get?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Provy - LMFAO!
*pisses in potted plant*
That made me laugh for ever.
EEG - yes. Thankfully he's no longer in that line of work, but still has buddies there.
awwww provy. here's a snausage, go lick your balls
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
LMAO M.E. word, soon her bref will knock your exes over with one big yawn.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:11pm.
awwwwwwwwww I want puppeh kisses! ♥
*licks snowys face, pisses in potted plant*
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
He stalked you?? With his line of work??
Holy fuck.
snowy, she's got puppeh breaf. It's soo sweet. I've got to cherish it while it lasts, pretty soon she's going to have ass breath.
Roo - he would come up to me and try to be friendly and pervy. He doesn't quite get that I am married, happy and NOT INTERESTED in ever talking to him ever again.
He say's shit like "Well, maybe one day we can be happy together."
Um, NO DUMBASS! I AM MARRIED! And I left your crazy cheating ass. NOT EVER RETURNING!
awwwwwwwwww I want puppeh kisses! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
snowy - LMAO! Right now Koko is more like Koko the gentle giant.
"Ima gonna lick you to deaf!"
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:06pm.
Roo - UGH! I just don't want to see him or even talk to him. I already 100% know the BH won't want to go, because he's antisocial that way.
Grrr. I guess I can bring a girl friend and just avoid the ex.
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Well, since I don't know the backstory I can only say that if there's enough people at the party, you can probably avoid him. Unless he's the type to come up to you and make a scene, I say go and have a good time. And if he IS that type then go and have a good time and make sure he sees how happy you are without his ass!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
EEG - BWAAAAAAHAHH!
Lets just hope he doesn't go stalker on me again and follow me home!
*shock*
M.E.: just take Koko the Killah!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Lets put some perspective on it M.E. You have your shit together, hubby, kids, work etc.
Plus you look hot.
Yeah, go and shake it sister!
EEG, yes, the going away party is going to consist of about 5 of my exes. Only one that I have no interest of ever seeing of speaking to again.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:04pm.
Sugaroo - Oh, well then. Your antivirus software must be doing it's job!
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Not quite. I can still see EH's posts! BWAH!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
LOL DG, that's all I'd prolly end up doing too but I'd look so cool doing it.
Free: my contract with TMob has been up for like 6 months, I was just waiting to get inspired
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Roo - UGH! I just don't want to see him or even talk to him. I already 100% know the BH won't want to go, because he's antisocial that way.
Grrr. I guess I can bring a girl friend and just avoid the ex.
M.E.,
THAT ex?
Hell NO.
Sugaroo - Oh, well then. Your antivirus software must be doing it's job!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:02pm.
I wish I had a Mac. ;(
But whoot whoot I ordered my iphone this weekend! I'm so 3008.
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I love my MAC Snowy! It does so much and I have done nothing with it except go online and store photos!
Poor thing, it needs an owner who can do it justice!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:02pm.
I wish I had a Mac. ;(
But whoot whoot I ordered my iphone this weekend! I'm so 3008.
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Awesome! I am totally getting an iPhone when my contract is up.
In a year. :0(
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:01pm.
UGH!!!!!! Dilema.A very dear friend and ex of mine, has joined the Coast Guard and is shipping off next week.
I have been invited to his going away party, and would love to attend, problem, my psychotic ex will be there.
Do I go?
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Pretend he's Pigez and punch him. Will he cry like a little bitch?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I wish I had a Mac. ;(
But whoot whoot I ordered my iphone this weekend! I'm so 3008.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:51pm.
PRO's are usually issued against stalkers (aka trolls) like the woman who stalked David Letterman. The are enforceable for at least ten years without renewal.
I believe that Daddy Spears is trying to get PRO's against Adnan and Sam.
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Can the entire world take one out on Rush Limbaugh and Ann Colter? Or would that be a gag order?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
UGH!!!!!! Dilema.A very dear friend and ex of mine, has joined the Coast Guard and is shipping off next week.
I have been invited to his going away party, and would love to attend, problem, my psychotic ex will be there.
Do I go?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:51pm.
PRO's are usually issued against stalkers (aka trolls) like the woman who stalked David Letterman. The are enforceable for at least ten years without renewal.
I believe that Daddy Spears is trying to get PRO's against Adnan and Sam.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:56pm.
Roo - do you use a PC or a Mac?
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A Commodore. It was born the same year Obama was.
A PC. MACs don't compute with me.
Oops. Pun not intended.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
LMAO @ DB's peen
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Heck YES it's David Bowie!!!!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Roo - do you use a PC or a Mac?
About nearly all viruses are set up to infect PC's because there are millions more PC users than Mac, as of now. From what my IT guy told me.
The DEVIL has spoken..........Stay away from Drunken Stepfather site!
Sugar ~ Maybe, you were not zapped! Let's take the positive outlook.
snowy - yes. I'm using my old fire place gate as a "fence" to keep her in my area, keep taking her out to pee when she wakes up. So far so good. Might have to do it all week since I can't get her her shots till Saturday.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:49pm.
Methinks that LCT's avie is David Bowie as Jared the Goblin King in Labyrinth.
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Why is the peen circled?
Roo - refresh. LTC has a new avie.
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I did!
Fucking trojans from DS are probably preventing me from seeing it.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:49pm.
Methinks that LCT's avie is David Bowie as Jared the Goblin King in Labyrinth.
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Why is the peen circled?
Roo - refresh. LTC has a new avie.
Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:48pm.
Sugar ~ I have only been to that site twice and both times, my screen started flashing TROJANS and WORMS INFECTED!!!!
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Uh oh. Either my McAfee really sucks and didn't pick them up or it's so good it didn't even bother to tell me it zapped them.
You just know it's the former. *sigh*
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