Open Post: Hosted By Jakey & Reese's Matchy Matchy Outfits
Isn't this precious? It reminds of my junior high school days when my friends (who were all girls, duh) wanted to dress the same every Friday for some stupid reason. It was always an epic failure! No matter how hard we tried, we never matched.
For example: we would all agree to wear a red-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, because that's something we all had in our closet. Friday would come and not one bitch would get it right. One bitch would wear a hot pink t-shirt with blue jeans and white shoes. Another ho would wear a red t-shirt with a giant Tasmanian Devil on the front. The rest of us would claim we forgot and wear something completely different. This would cause one dumb ho to ask the important question, "How can we be down forever if we can't even do this one little thing together? The school needs to know how tight we are." Then we would all hug and promise to try harder next week. But nobody would. Junior high was so bizarre.
Come to think of it. I'm no longer friends with any of those bitches, so they were totally right. There's no way we could be friends forever since we couldn't even come together by wearing the same outfit on the same day!
Here's Jakey and Reese in DC yesterday proving that they will be best homegirls til the end of time. Although, I wish they would've worn Jakey's first choice for a matching outfit: assless hot pink coochie cutters and a midriff t-shirt with the words "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" written on the front.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:49pm.
Methinks that LCT's avie is David Bowie as Jared the Goblin King in Labyrinth.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:42pm.
Permanent restraining order.
I like your version better.
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OH! I watch Law & Order so I only heard of a TRO. See? Learned me something new! My version is the porn version of yours.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
M.E. they let you bring the puppeh to work? how cool!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:38pm.
Did you take a running dive back in here or did you slide in on your ass?
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Definitely a running dive. How could I not?
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
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LCT - what's that on your avie? Looks peen related but it's too small to see. Billy Idol?
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AHAHAHAHAHHA! That's Octotwat with Kate's Gosshair on her belly, you goof!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:43pm.
DG ~ I will never go to that site again! MK really needs to stop posting links to it.
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I can tell you, as the devil, there is something not right and evil that happens when you go there! Computers are not safe!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Did everbotty have a good Father's Day?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:42pm.
Permanent restraining order.
I like your version better.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Sugar ~ I have only been to that site twice and both times, my screen started flashing TROJANS and WORMS INFECTED!!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:38pm.
Did you take a running dive back in here or did you slide in on your ass?
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Definitely a running dive. How could I not?
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
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LCT - what's that on your avie? Looks peen related but it's too small to see. Billy Idol?
M.E. ~ pupeeh needs some Piddle Pads
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:38pm.
Did you take a running dive back in here or did you slide in on your ass?
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Definitely a running dive. How could I not?
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Since it was about poo, wouldn't the ass have been more apropos?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:43pm.
DG ~ I will never go to that site again! MK really needs to stop posting links to it.
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Should I be scared that nothing happened when I clicked on DS?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
DG ~ I will never go to that site again! MK really needs to stop posting links to it.
Oops. The puppeh peed in the office.
Good thing the carpet is 15 years old, and nasty.
And the puppeh pee is small. LOL.
All cleaned up.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:38pm.
Did you take a running dive back in here or did you slide in on your ass?
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Definitely a running dive. How could I not?
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:36pm.
I'd rather file a PRO with MK.
Do you think that he'll grant it?
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What ees dat? Protracted Revolting Orifice?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Thanks Stock Broker and Momus the Sarcastic!
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:36pm.
I'd rather file a PRO with MK.
Do you think that he'll grant it?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:37pm.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Did you take a running dive back in here or did you slide in on your ass?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:27pm.
Speaking of poo, I saw an ad for a pen in the shape of a poo that actually smells like poo. Carrot and I were hysterical.
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Was it an 'eyebrowns' pen?
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Do cholas get a volume discount?
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Five finger discount.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:33pm.
TO ALL MY WONDERFUL DLISTERS WHO WATCH MY BACK:
Thanks. I always send trolls to the dungeon known as The Forum. It's like a cyper-oubliette.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oubliette
*wiping tear of gratitude*
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Can't you get a writ of habeus crappus and make thee trolls languish in prison? Yes, that typo was deliberate. I'm thinking Queen Poo doesn't believe you're really a lawyer. Like you care. BWAH!
The oubliette was also known as the detention room in my school. Not that I ever went there, you understand.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:33pm.
TO ALL MY WONDERFUL DLISTERS WHO WATCH MY BACK:
Thanks. I always send trolls to the dungeon known as The Forum. It's like a cyper-oubliette.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oubliette
*wiping tear of gratitude*
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YIKES!!! Oubliettes are scary! Thanks for the new awesome word though. It makes me feel better about spending so much time here when people smarten me up!
ooo Momus: Oubliettes are kewl!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:27pm.
Speaking of poo, I saw an ad for a pen in the shape of a poo that actually smells like poo. Carrot and I were hysterical.
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Was it an 'eyebrowns' pen?
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Do cholas get a volume discount?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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TO ALL MY WONDERFUL DLISTERS WHO WATCH MY BACK:
Thanks. I always send trolls to the dungeon known as The Forum. It's like a cyper-oubliette.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oubliette
*wiping tear of gratitude*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:27pm.
Speaking of poo, I saw an ad for a pen in the shape of a poo that actually smells like poo. Carrot and I were hysterical.
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Was it an 'eyebrowns' pen?
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AHAHAHAH! Cute! My luck I'd use it and the stank would stick to my fingaz.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:27pm.
Speaking of poo, I saw an ad for a pen in the shape of a poo that actually smells like poo. Carrot and I were hysterical.
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Was it an 'eyebrowns' pen?
Hoff - a year later would have creeped my out BIG TIME!
Speaking of poo, I saw an ad for a pen in the shape of a poo that actually smells like poo. Carrot and I were hysterical.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
is poo event? hey poo, do you like getting choked during sezay times?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:22pm.
You guys, Momus was being sarcastic. She knows QOP is a troll!
I mean really, I doubt Momus was getting ready to take her case for pooing in shoes!
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That would be a fun case, though. Maybe that poo from South Park could testify.
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Thank you for my first big laugh of the day! Yeah, that poo would make a great witness too. Very polite!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:22pm.
You guys, Momus was being sarcastic. She knows QOP is a troll!
I mean really, I doubt Momus was getting ready to take her case for pooing in shoes!
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That would be a fun case, though. Maybe that poo from South Park could testify.
DG: LMAO I read that afterward and I was like "Um, Momus? really? you are interested?" LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Queen of Poo is a troll, Momus. Don't give it any information or you'll regret it.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
You guys, Momus was being sarcastic. She knows QOP is a troll!
I mean really, I doubt Momus was getting ready to take her case for pooing in shoes!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:12pm.
Momus : that's one right there, dude!
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Double WORD!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:09pm.
@Queen of Poo
If you can get into the forum, you can contact me there.
Erase you personal information ASAP. There are trolls here.
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Momus, Queen of Poo IS a troll. Ignore.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Momus : that's one right there, dude!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
well its not like Queen of Poo is my real name
I picked that name from you funny funny people!
I don;t think you can join that forum can you ?
I have to go maybe I can come back soon ! bye now !
well its not like Queen of Poo is my real name
I picked that name from you funny funny people!
I don;t think you can join that forum can you ?
I have to go maybe I can come back soon ! bye now !
@Queen of Poo
If you can get into the forum, you can contact me there.
Erase you personal information ASAP. There are trolls here.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momusw ! I was there too! What a funny thing ! Maybe we know each other ! Lets E mail each other
I am LondonRain@hotmail.com and my name is Kellie
Do not go to Drunken Stepfather Dallas! I almost messes up my mom's computer at xmas time by going to a link there from here and all sorts of crap started happening!
I use a Mac, so far, we do not get virus', but I still avoid DS.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 4:46pm.
They generally sit on the end of the bed, for some reason. Or they stand beside it.
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Whenever I stayed at my grandmother's house, in Sebastapol, California, I would sleep on the couch in the parlor. I would get awakened every night by someone pulling on my ear. No one was visible.
My grandmother told me that she thought that a child died in the that room long before she bought the house.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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shoes at Bloomies are so expensive. I am just a secretary. How can I afford them? I tried to steal them once and the buzzer went off.. I only have one foot so it works out fine for me.
Momus.. I got arrested last night for leaving a poo on the floor of BLoomies. Can you help me? I also left a poo in a few pairs of shoes !!!!
I need a good lawyer !
Divorce papers were filed today in Pennsylvainia for the Gosslins! Tmz is reporting!
M.E.
don't know which is creepier, finding it the next day or a fucking year later..... ;ugh.
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Fucka doodle-do.
LOL @ EEG!
Bye horz!
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