Hot Slut Of The Week: Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
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Birth Name: Strawberry Hill
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 20, 2009
Claim to Fame: Boone's Farm was founded in 1873, but it didn't become a classic until they started selling malt liquor for those with finer tastes. Strawberry Hill was their second flavored nectar of the gods. Apple was the first.
Where is it now? Probably getting some high school student drunk for the first time. Strawberry Hill really is an important part of a teenager's life.
Why is it HS of the Week? Because you whores sent me some beautiful stories about your first dance with Strawberry Hill. One of you toasted with it at your wedding (a truly elegant affair) and another of you skanks barfed it up on a dude who was about to take your V-card. Touching stories all around.
Here's a Strawberry Hill commercial from the olden times. The Strawberry Hill granny is a real gangsta. "One sip and it's Strawberry Hill forever" is RIGHT.
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I blame Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill for my abortion.
Bitch still wouldn't pay half.
Alize was a pretty swanky upgrade from Strawberry Hill
I always thought this was classier than Franzia because it was in a bottle. This and MD 20/20 was my shiznit in high school and in the early years of college--and nowadays when I'm feeling a little nostalgic/need to throw up. Epicac's got nothin on this stuff!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:02am
I thought it was Andre.
Anyway I never drank Boone's Farm, my first sip of alcohol (when I was older) was Bicardi Lemon with Sprite (I'm classy like that). My best friend's however used to drink MD 20/20, that stuff looked nast.
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Bacardi Limon + Grapefruit Soda = mmmmmmmm...
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:02am
I thought it was Andre.
Anyway I never drank Boone's Farm, my first sip of alcohol (when I was older) was Bicardi Lemon with Sprite (I'm classy like that). My best friend's however used to drink MD 20/20, that stuff looked nast.
Boones Farm, the official drink of Dlisted.
Great choice of Hot Slut.
Move over, Quweeen, this Hot Slut has stolen my heart!
The great thing about Boone's Farm, was, it was affordable in high school, and tasted like soda. Then someone came up with the idea to upgrade, and drink Mateus. YUK! I'm pursing my lips now.
I don't drink anymore, but this was some good shit. Completely ghetto, but good. Strong & tasty. My favorite was Snow Creek Berry, though. My friend used to mix Strawberry Hill with diet Dr. Pepper (Ick. Nast.) & call it diet Dr. Boone's.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Never had any BH. The drink de jour growing up was always MD 20/20 or those Smirnoff malt liquor thingies. Beware the sweet!
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
So this stuff is pretty good? Or not? Does it taste like cough syrup? maybe I will try it.
Submitted by LilaFowler on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:07am.
Its great that you are following your family's tradition.
Viva la Boone's!
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Is this real life?
Oh the memories...one year my friends and I went camping and brought no less than 10 bottles of Boone's in a variety of flavors-but EVERYONE loved Strawberry Hill. Sangria is really good, too. Damn, I might have to buy a few bottles of Boone's this weekend for nostalgia's sake.
PS-My dad rocked the Boone's in his youth as well-lol!
This single post will skyrocket the sales of Boone's
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Is this real life?
Lol @ Tiger Lily!
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 11:16pm.
I feel so left out since I've never had this before =[
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It's never too late! Go out this weekend and get yourself some. Not one bottle, get about three. (Trust me, you're gonna thank me). If you can't share it romantically with a f*ck buddy, then throw in a rented copy of Repo Man and enjoy!
Thank you BF for enabling me to have my first lesbian sexual encounter.
my white trash ass was never into the boone's farm. i was a Mad Dog 20/20 gal. Watermelon was my #1 flavor, #2 was grape.
21st bday-1995... 6 bottles of SH BF and I was out for the count as I heard "Chug Chug Chug" and I blacked out.
I woke up with a dude all over me and one of my mother's good spaghetti pans as a vomit catcher next to me.
Good times.
I feel so left out since I've never had this before =[
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Boone's Farm Memories Part Duex:
His & Hers (btls of BF)under the Key Bridge in Georgetown (outside of DC, notorious drunk district) he was a hot friend of my brother's, I was a 15 year old slut in training...he showed me his one eyed uncircumcised snake & I think I turned into a lez on the spot, though it would take me years to realize...but that didn't stop me from throwin' down...I am a good southern girl & love to please...plus he was so fine & femmey & is probably gay now...my fave!!! sexual confusion + adolescence+ alcohol= good times ;)
But that wasn't the story I started out to tell ...too much ChardDummay & my Facebook buzzer on the blkberry distracted me...maybe more later...xoxo to all u ho's....
Sachie
Oh gawd I'm old! I remember that commercial!
What about the classy Boones Farm Tickled Pink?
Someone else please tell me you remember it?
*Granny goes back to rocking in her chair while she waits for an answer*
ooooh this is like a shitty $3 wine we have in australia called passion pop. it kind of tastes like fruityness and cheap :D
many a drunken teenage mistake has been made thanks to passion pop.
i'm sure of the exact stats, but i think like 99% of teen pregnancies had passion pop involved in the conception lol
I've never tried this stuff. Is it like wine coolers--where you basically can't taste the alcohol? I've come to hate most malted liquors but I kind of like those fruity wine coolers and sometimes I get tired of liquor (and I don't like beer despite the fact that I drink it).
Like Tigerlilly and force noir, my first drunk experience was with straight vodka. I was (16?) at home alone, and thought, "Well, I've never been drunk before." There weren't any shot glasses though, so I drank it out of a cup. So drunk that I went to sleep, and woke up and saw that I'd thrown up and couldn't remember doing it. I was alone, ergo nothing remarkable happened.
Nothin' better than Boones Farm Strawberry Hill when you're out by the pool in the summer - and 14 or 15 years old....*LOL*
*A little tear* as I remember my teen summers.....*LOL*
- well, if I COULD remember them
Thank you, Boones Farm :-)
Submitted by amandasmith840 on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:00pm.
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Damn skippy!*guzzlin' some Strawberry Hill*...Uh-huh...*belch*...I wansh me a shhhhhhhugar daaaaday...and...*hic*....shumtimesh I jusht...*fart*...Sheee dish ish wha I...*gag*...iish ok...Imsonot gonna *BARRRRRRRRRFFFF!*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
damn, those mug filled glasses filled with shitty goodness is making me feel thirst. that guy is so gonna get laid in that commercial. yay, for strawberry hill for HSOTW.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
That granny is fantastic!
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My grandma once got me a bottle of Jack for Christmas. That's how we Mexicanas roll.
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Sorry to say i've never had the pleasure.
Not trying to be whatevs, but my introduction to world de booze was lots of vodka from my parents cabinet. incidentally, that was the first time a naked boy got in my bed. oh the innocence.....
I've also never had Boone's Farm, but I did love me some Bartles & Jaymes back in the day. I bet they taste about the same (shitty).
Common phrase heard from Southern girls after drinking a bottle Strawberry Hill & before the Voms set in: Daddy git off me, you're crushin' my Marlboro Light 100s!!!!
Congrats Hot Slut of the WEEK...you are one popular bitch! Here's to you!
That is a really offbeat commercial.
I don't remember it.
A very dear friend brought me a bottle of Strawberry Hill just last week.
i've never had Strawberry Hill. *shameface*
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Never tasted it.
that granny sounds like the short old lady in the poltergeist movies.."go to the light carol ann! and grab me some boones farm on the way!"
Grammy does make quite a case for the Boones Farm. I might look into it.
Snideychick sez:
Yep, that was the drink of 1972. That, Annie Green Springs apple and Ripple pear wines. A cheap drunk all around!
This was my first alcoholic beverage. I was 14 and my chola cousin and her chola bff had some old guy outside the Asian liquor store down the street from my g-ma's house buy it for them.
i remember the feeling i had - a burning sensation pining down my throat but other than that i felt really bloated after drinking that madness. i was sick for 3 days after and vowed never to drink again. that certainly didnt happen. boone's is too cheap. cheap thrills and low stakes.
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I can say with pride that I never partook in that mess. My first drunk experience was with homemade Screwdrivers - orange juice and lots o' vodka!
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
I remember drinking a lot of this and Mad Dogg in High School. My drunk cherry was popped by Presidente, however. And is that the same lady in the commercial as the old Bonkers commercial? I was halfway expecting giant fruit to fall on their heads.
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First time I got drunk, it was straight vodka... I was 14...Tiger don't mess around...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What's wrong with you Michael K? It should be Boones Farm Tickle Pink.
Night Train
Thunderbird
Ripple
Cheap booze for cheap times!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
My first drunk experience was courtesy of Southern Comfort whiskey. Fuck yeah. I remember nothing from that night, except for falling and hitting my face on a flight of wooden stairs. Good times.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Never had this either. I slurped up the Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers that Bruce Willis sang about on an ad. Like alcoholic raspberry ginger ale.
*reminisces fondly*
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My youth was spent stealing bottles of Strawberry Hill from the liquor store around the corner from where I grew up. I'm pretty sure the owner knew/didn't care that we were stealing it, because no one bought it anyway. It's true, I was the classiest young woman who ever lived. Thanks for the memories Boones.
*Slurp*.....*vom*
I am among those who have never had the blessed nectar known as Boone's Farm down my gullet.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............