The Starry-Eyed Girl Lied
Most of us spelled "BITCH, PLEASE" with our eye rolls when we first read about the sad tale of 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck and the 56 star tattoos on her face. Originally, Kimberley blamed the tattoo artist for the public display of fugness on her mug, because she claims she only wanted 3 stars and fell asleep while he was stabbing her in the face with a needle. Well, don't go pee pee in your pants out of shock, but Kimberley is now saying that she lied about the whole thing.
Kimberley told a Dutch TV station that this is what she wanted all along and was awake the whole time. Kimberley's nipples did the happy dance when she first saw her face, because she absolutely loved it. But when she got home and felt the wrath of her father, she changed her story. That's when she made up the lie that she fell asleep and that the tattoo artist must have misunderstood what she wanted.
The tattoo artiste says there's no hard feelings and he doesn't regret the dumb bitch's lie, because it's given him some publicity.
This ho needs to be tried and convicted in the Court of Dumb Bitches, because her lie was as believable as the claim that Brooke Hogan is a biological female. Do better, bitch! It would have been more believable if Kimberley said that a dozen unicorns pranced out of RPattz's magical forest hair, formed a circle jerk on her head and then busted sparkly stars all over her face.
You know, bitch has already been convicted. Her punishment is that she'll have to live the rest of her life with permanent birthday card confetti on her face. Fuck, I hate birthday card confetti.
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damn how she gonna find a job with all those tats on her face??? dumb girl for sure.
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lol, well thanks for the laugh Plecostomus & RyanFischer
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Why the hell would she want to get three star tattoos around her eye anyway?
I'm glad I decided against getting a star tattoo and got something I don't regret a few years later. With the exception of one of my BFFs, everyone I've ever met who has had a star tattoo was a bitch and a whore who fucked the entire working staff at Hot Topic.
It's weird, it's like the equivalent of having a tramp stamp. I've actually met a lot of girls who have tramp stamps that aren't tramps, TBH...but there's still that stigma attached to it.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
She should open a tattoo shop. And use the artistic name of Kat Von Douche.
She LIED??? Oh wow, look at me, I'm sitting here with my mouth hanging open in shock!
Sucks to be her.
Birthday card confetti is WAY better than her face. Dang.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:38pm.
Now someone needs to permanently tattoo a slap mark across her goddamn face, because dumb ho deserves it.---------------------------
lol! can i get an amen!
And she looks 45. Her day must really suck.
well, a big no duh on this one. There is no way anyone can fall asleep while getting a tatoo...esp. on their face...no way no how...that shit is painful (I have three) and I had them on my back...no amount of drugs or liquor can take away that pain while it is happening...I knew she was a stone liar from the beginning...I hope the tattoo artist sues her for defamation...what a bitch..
well, a big no duh on this one. There is no way anyone can fall asleep while getting a tatoo...esp. on their face...no way no how...that shit is painful (I have three) and I had them on my back...no amount of drugs or liquor can take away that pain while it is happening...I knew she was a stone liar from the beginning...I hope the tattoo artist sues her for defamation...what a bitch..
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She´s a fucking lying bitch!!!
¿no quería estrellas??? TOMA estrellas!
Stupid girl...
The MusicMan has SPOKEN!
Now someone needs to permanently tattoo a slap mark across her goddamn face, because dumb ho deserves it.
Stupid tricks!
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Star tattoos are super passe anyway...hopefully this bitch and her nasty face will kill the trend.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Wow, what an ugly face. The best part is, you can't get a tattoo removed for about a year after it's been done. HA!
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I got stars tattooed on my hips last year. They are tiny and purple and easily covered. I only see them when I'm nude or in a bikini.
I don't think this girl got the memo about VISIBLE tattooes. If you're going to get ink, get something tasteful or meaningful and put it somewhere no one can see, not just so potential employers can't see it but also so YOU don't see it enough to regret it.
I can't harsh on her too much though. I mean, at the ripe old age of 18 I did TONS of goofy-ass sh*t. Just none of it followed me into my adult life.
Seems to me now that the story is out in the open, her nipples should be doing it's happy dance, again. This is a re-hash of when Jan Brady wanted to be "different" and wore her big black Afro wig she loved until she went to the party with Peter and everybody laughed. Didn't this chick see that episode?
Submitted by A Noun _is a pe... on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:49pm.
Seriously, what kind of job does she even hope to get? Ever? Who can look at that all day?
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Jackie Stallone managed to eke out a living as a fortune-teller despite looking like she went 12 rounds with both Rocky AND Drago.
So there is hope for this twinklehead. The stars on her face say so.
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Bottom-feeder.
Dumb bitch is right.
What, she couldn't bust out a Sharpie and try the look out first? Then realize it's idiotic and wash it all off?
Seriously, what kind of job does she even hope to get? Ever? Who can look at that all day? If her highest hope is barista, I'm not even certain I'd want the coffee.
BTW: That lasagna looks fantastic.
Hekki! that was it! thanks a million!
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On the real, she could totally rock that look and make the best of a bad decision if she switched up her whole aura.
If she dressed differently, did her makeup differently, maybe even darkened her hair and got some cliche piercings -- she could resemble a workable stereotype of urban decay subculture.
Watching a porn (welcome to your future calling, lady) with her in it would acquire some manner of interesting, guilty squalor.
As it stands, however, she looks like one of those suburban Spring Break dumbasses who, being wannabes, latch onto every dying trend about five years too late.
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"her lie was as believable as the claim that Brooke Hogan is a biological female."
LMAO!
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Bottom-feeder.
It must be announce the obvious week.
How can you not know ahead of time that your father is going to be pissed off at that? And good luck getting a job. She could always go the porn route I suppose. Lots of those people are butt ugly and have hideous tattoos. Not that, you know, I watch porn or anything...
And I still want to know how much that mess cost.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 11:54am.
Thanks for the nod, but you brought the idea to life! Now if only we can actually get Miss Boyle to wear that dress and agree to a fight, I think we can make it happen. Somehow I don't think Quween would object to a smackdown, seeing her skills battling the alphabet and the "pazarassi" alike, but she may be opposed to messing up her luscious locks with that Gosselin hair. That hair just may be the deal-breaker!
Boone's Farm and tat parlors don't mix. y'all.
"It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak."
Boohoo, you should have thought of that first.
And the face fo the tattoo dude is giving me nightmares. He looks like he's evolving into a flesh-eating alien.
Submitted by joan cusack on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 11:48am.
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Oh, hehe thanks. I posted a link to it a few days back, but here it is again:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/club_epitome/hotsluts.jpg
BTW, it was RyanFischer's original idea. :P
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Bottom-feeder.
Ha ha that stupid little whore. So obvious that she was lying in the first place. As punishment, she should get the word 'dumbfuck' tattooed 56 times on the other side of her face.
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All I can see in this bitch is the Wicked Witch of the West....just picture her in greenface cackling "I'll get you my pretty....AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!"
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Calling Plecostomus!! That Boyle in Graham dress is hilarious, complete with belly fat...could you please link it?
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Tattoos on your NOSE? Wouldn't that really fucking hurt?
And who wants to bet that she's a Twilight fan (ie, thinks stalker vampires are romantic)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5V3pvEHoYQ
Wow unicorn busted out of RPatz hair!! Right on. I have to believe it cuz I actually believed this bitch ahha gonna go get me a unicorn now
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:54am.
DG and don't forget the Gosslin's divorce!
SHOCKER!
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THAT'S the one I was forgetting about! Yes, AND the Gosselswines divorce!
Thanks for reminding me about that Snowy, I really forgot!
Shocking revelations the last few days!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
HAHAHAHAHAHA, Dumb Ass BITCH!!!
Everyone on here called it, especially Michael K, that this chick was lying like a dog in the street because her daddy beat her ass when she came home with that nonsense on her face.
Now daddy's going to have to pay to fix her ugly face. She should get that nose fixed too. *LOL*
I guess it's dumb people who keep us entertained.
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DG and don't forget the Gosslin's divorce!
SHOCKER!
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:14am.
Submitted by gia
This girls looks worse than Mike Tysons face tattoo & even his looks more appropriate on his face.
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Mike Tyson's tat is totally appropriate for his face. The only thing wrong with it is that he didn't get it done sooner when people were actually afraid of him. Can you imagine Tyson, at his peak, coming at you with that thing on his face? Opponents would've dropped a brick and walked straight into the punch just to get it over with.
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Haha...Good point...Although I must say I am still kind of afraid of him...Did you see him in "The Hangover"? Thats when I noticed most that his tat was face appropriate...He was pretty funny in that...He is a strange/freaky/odd guy, but I guess he has a sense of humor.
At least she got a movie deal out of it:
http://starcasm.net/archives/6546
What kind of a sick, sad, twisted world is it we live in where a girl with 56 stars on her face can lie?
*shakes fist at the heavens, now missing 56 stars
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Bottom-feeder.
This revelation is as shocking as Perez Hilton getting clocked, Chris Brown getting probation and the sky being blue.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
_Love it!!!!!
"This ho needs to be tried and convicted in the Court of Dumb Bitches, because her lie was as believable as the claim that Brooke Hogan is a biological female." MK
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well, duh...but she gave the guy some publicity. Speaking of which, I can't look at his face!!!
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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:24am.
She really has done everyone a favor. Instead of carrying a 'sign' like Bill Engvall suggests, you can tell she is stupid by looking at her face.
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