The Starry-Eyed Girl Lied
Most of us spelled "BITCH, PLEASE" with our eye rolls when we first read about the sad tale of 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck and the 56 star tattoos on her face. Originally, Kimberley blamed the tattoo artist for the public display of fugness on her mug, because she claims she only wanted 3 stars and fell asleep while he was stabbing her in the face with a needle. Well, don't go pee pee in your pants out of shock, but Kimberley is now saying that she lied about the whole thing.
Kimberley told a Dutch TV station that this is what she wanted all along and was awake the whole time. Kimberley's nipples did the happy dance when she first saw her face, because she absolutely loved it. But when she got home and felt the wrath of her father, she changed her story. That's when she made up the lie that she fell asleep and that the tattoo artist must have misunderstood what she wanted.
The tattoo artiste says there's no hard feelings and he doesn't regret the dumb bitch's lie, because it's given him some publicity.
This ho needs to be tried and convicted in the Court of Dumb Bitches, because her lie was as believable as the claim that Brooke Hogan is a biological female. Do better, bitch! It would have been more believable if Kimberley said that a dozen unicorns pranced out of RPattz's magical forest hair, formed a circle jerk on her head and then busted sparkly stars all over her face.
You know, bitch has already been convicted. Her punishment is that she'll have to live the rest of her life with permanent birthday card confetti on her face. Fuck, I hate birthday card confetti.
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What a dumb bitch.
That's really all I got with this one.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
She really has done everyone a favor. Instead of carrying a 'sign' like Bill Engvall suggests, you can tell she is stupid by looking at her face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mUEUwdhsn4&feature=related
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
Big shock. I won't even comment on the depths of utter stupidity and tacky trashiness that one must subject themselves to in order to get something this massively fugly and fucking dumb tattood on their face, but I really can't believe she thought "I fell asleep as he was tattooing my face" was going to seem like a realistic excuse. The only person I know who fell asleep while they were being tattood was piss fucking drunk. Tattoos hurt, y'all! It's not a relaxing sensation to drift away during. Dumb, lame bitch. "Badass" enough to get shit tattood all over her fugly mug but apparently not enough to stand up to daddy. Lame fucking bitch. I hope she dies, truly.
Hekki OFF TOPIC: once I think it was you gave me a link to a recipie website, do you happen to remember which one? It was for a white veggie lasagna
thanks hon
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Too many SHOCKING stories lately, MK.
Time for lavander and chamomile..........
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Well at this point she might as well get the other side of her face done.
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fucking idiot.
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[I've been thinkin' bout you]
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
[The way I feel about you]
There just ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
-Evelyn "Champagne" King
Also, if you're afraid that your dad is going to shit a brick when you go home with a tattoo on your face... MOVE THE FUCK OUT.
When you earn your own money and pay your own bills, you can tattoo your own stupid face and no one can do shit about it. You can bring home guys to fuck and you don't have to smoke out the window and you can eat candy for breakfast if you want.
As my mother said: "As soon as you turn 18, you can move out and do whatever you want. Until then, you live by my rules." I moved out when I was 17, for the record.
Anyone else know who "Danger" is?
http://www.vh1.com/photos/gallery/?fid=1610158&pid=3843968
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Well, shit on a cracker, I am SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you! Stupid little whore lied.
WOW! Shocking.
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference how dumb you are
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The Tragically Hip: Bobcaygeon
She's going to need more make-up than a Vegas Drag Queen to cover that shit up.
if look at her from afar...those stars on her nose look like giant blackheads. *pukes*
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by gia
This girls looks worse than Mike Tysons face tattoo & even his looks more appropriate on his face.
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Mike Tyson's tat is totally appropriate for his face. The only thing wrong with it is that he didn't get it done sooner when people were actually afraid of him. Can you imagine Tyson, at his peak, coming at you with that thing on his face? Opponents would've dropped a brick and walked straight into the punch just to get it over with.
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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She lied?
Duh.
She lied?
Duh.
Oh, my, starry-eyed surprise.
Quel suprise. We all knew this moron would get exposed in pretty short order.
Maybe I'm just getting old, but I just don't get the whole massive tattoo thing. Arm sleeves and neck ink -- none of that makes sense to me. How do you get a decent job with that crap? Ink is for life. It's a full commitment.
Why not just pierce your eyebrow or something? At least those are removable and the effect is pretty much the same -- piss off daddy and "express your individuality" (LOL. That always kills me. If everyone does it, it ain't exactly radical).
This kid is one big ol' bag of FAIL.
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
jack-in-the-hat, I respectfully disagree. I was sh!t face drunk in Canada when I got my tramp stamp and fell asleep and had to be awakened by my companions during the tat so that I didn't get bamboozled. It honestly felt like a massage to me.
Onto the real talk: this dumb bitch really needs a cup of 'ho sit down' for thinking that someone would fall for her lame excuse. I too hope her father gives her the Joseph Jackson treatment...stat!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Oh My, Starry Eyed Surprise!
nothing screams "I have issues" quite like tattoos.
... with the occasional exception of course.
This brightens up my morning - nothing like laughing at an idiot (again) while enjoying your morning tea.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
STARRED FOR LIFE! Retard.
such an asshole this girl
She just doesnt have the overall look to pull this off...I dont have any tattoos, but I know stars are so cliche now, but I do like the way the stars look on Kat Von D's face...They are small & delicate & positioned just so...This girls looks worse than Mike Tysons face tattoo & even his looks more appropriate on his face.
I know this girl who has stars that begin at her hairline (on one side) and descend behind her ear, down her neck, shoulders and back. The whole thing looks very cool and she can easily hide the stars in her hairline whenever she wants. She planned for the future. Unlike this dumbass.
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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One sad part is that if she ever applies foundation or powder, the tattoos will acquire a blurred look, making her look sloppy in addition to slutty. She's crippled rather than enhanced her style and fashion choices forever.
Those tattoos will be interesting to her friends for a day or two, but inevitably the shock value will wear off and it will be like she's stuck wearing a duck mask for the rest of her life.
"Lose the duck mask, bitch! It's my baby's baptism!"
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Work it, baby.
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Stupid bitch.
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"Gotta get my eye browns done.....dont I look hella angry?"
You can come as you are... You don't have to be a star-faced bitch to be me in my show...
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
LOL @ KD, I think I will get a trickle of peeeee coming out of my badgina
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
she should legally change her name to Star...Star Vlaminck! forget about Kimberley!
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Whoa, no shit. What a cunt. The tattoo artist should totally sue that bitch.
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"Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back."
that's really gonna be cute when she hits forty.
asshole.
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Fucka doodle-do.
DALLAS...lmao Big L on her head
Lord Jebus please don't let my girls EVER do this to themselves!
I think it looks good on her. Ahahaha, as in, it matches her stupidity.
I think I will get stars tattooed down the inside of my legs as if they are falling out of my blessed uterus.
BIRTHDAY CARD CONFETTI...that was brilliant. And funny too. MK is mah boo!
It would have been more believable if Kimberley said that a dozen unicorns pranced out of RPattz's magical forest hair, formed a circle jerk on her head and then busted sparkly stars all over her face.
That right there is why I come to dlisted. Holy shit I just spit coffee everywhere. HAHAHAHAHAH. GOD, I love you MK. <3<3
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Quelle surprise.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
OMG I am in shock! I believed her original statement!!
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Now she can have endless hours of fun playing "Connect the Stars".
mtlmama... i don't think anyone has ever gotten a star tattoo and been convinced of any sort of originality. jussayin.
and this news that she lied out of fear of a good ol fashioned beating is even less shocking than beaverhead and nonuts getting divorced.
I would like to know what drug she was on when she made this stellar life choice.
Bitch PLEASE was and still is all I have to say about this one.
Well, she'll get used to it I guess. Sucks if she doesn't.
I want the title of this post to be:
Oopsie!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Maybe she can borrow some reflective bandaids from Drew Barrymore to cover that mass display of stupidity.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
It would have been more believable if Kimberley said that a dozen unicorns pranced out of RPattz's magical forest hair, formed a circle jerk on her head and then busted sparkly stars all over her face.
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LMAO! Or at least more entertaining! :)
My kid does that. She tells entertaining lies. It's funny cuz she WANTS to lie but she knows she won't get away with it so, yeah - if this was her (in the future and it better not be, of course), that would be her lie.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 9:46am.
Why on earth would someone want 56 stars on their face? 55, yes. But 56? That's just overkill
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, love that.
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LMAO @ IG
at least now she knows which is her good side
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 9:46am.
Why on earth would someone want 56 stars on their face? 55, yes. But 56? That's just overkill.
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bwaahahahaha!
Nanners ~ No, she needs a big "L" tatted on her forehead!
I loathe dishonesty....................