Raise A Sugar Cube......
....and toast to Matthew Broderick and SJP, because they are the proud gay parents of twin BABIES!!!!! WTRF says that their surrogate popped out matching girls at East Ohio Regional Hospital in Martins Ferry late last night. Yeah, they had to use a leased baby oven, because Matthew's peen shrinks like a salty slug every time it gets near a pussay.
Matthew and SJP are supposed to make some kind of official announcement this afternoon. If they don't include names in their announcement, I will stalk every glory hole in Manhattan (yes, I'll be there anyway) until I find Matthew so that I can shave his prized hairy pork chops off his face!
I'm guessing that Matthew wants to name the girls Liza and Judy, but SJP has Flicka and Seabiscuit in mind. Liza Flicka and Judy Seabiscuit it is!
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what's with the sideburns?
Look at him, he looks like he can barely stand to touch her, much less engage in a hug!
I don't know about this -- she always look super happy, he always looks get me the F*@# out of here.
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Oh, lawd, Ferris Bueller looks BAD...he used to be so adorable in the 80s.
I finally see what is wrong with this couple...this pic speaks VOLUMES. He does not like women...and no amount of muttonchop sideburns is going to make him look straight..no way, no how. She looks desperate to appear happy, and he looks like he would rather be hugging a leather chaps wearing street hustler than her...wow...what an embarrassing pic for both of them. I guess they think this baby thing will right the wrongs, but Matthew is too far gone down the down low trail...SJP is gonna probably raise this kid by herself...which is probably a good thing for her...
Oh for fuck sakes....that is the most awkward embrace I ever seen...why didn't he hug Nathan Lane a cut and paste Horsey's face after....it would seem less painfull looking.
Once again, I CANNOT say anything bad about my beloved "Phillipe the Mouse"!!! He can do no wrong in my eyes!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:42pm.
@nursebetty:
It is very Children of the Corn. Once they hit puberty all these celebrity twins will destroy whatever's left of humanity that their parents haven't reduced to ruins yet.
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LMAO @ Children of the Corn
"He's coming for you too Malachai"
M.E. is 100% correct. She didn't want to lose her body again. And maybe it's partly her age, too. But I know too many women that worried WAY too much about their bodies after they learned how hard it is to get your body back in shape.
I also know a few women who had such terrible pregnancies and labors that they didn't want to go through it again. Personally, I'd do it over and over again if I didn't have to raise the brats once they're born, but...
@nursebetty:
It is very Children of the Corn. Once they hit puberty all these celebrity twins will destroy whatever's left of humanity that their parents haven't reduced to ruins yet.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:51am.
What IS it with celebrity twin hellspawn these days?
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Twins are the new celeb matching Prada bags.
Julia Roberts
Nancy Grace
Jennifer Lopez
Angie Voight
Marcia Cross
Rebecca Romjin
Holly Hunter
I know there's more.....
I like them too, and I don't get the gay vibe from him either. There have been rumors about him cheating on her with other women, but rumors are rumors so who knows.
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I never got the gay vibe from him until a few years ago, but I do now. Whatever the case may be, they're still together, so it's working for them.
The names will probably be fairly plain in comparison Michael K, don't get too excited. Their son's name is James, and even Wilke isn't that odd, so don't expect anything that's going to rival Bronx.
@ Mother Superior: I have no idea WHY anybody would want to be a new mom at that age, however the job gets done. Keeping up with mine in my 20s has been a full time job. I can't imagine being 50+ with a kid under 10.
SJP is from Ohio. Prolly chose a homegirl as a surrogate for privacy. It worked, we didn't find out about the situation until 2 months before the birth, right?
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 11:06am.
Guess she could not find a rented uterus in NYC? She had to go to Ohio for that?
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No offense to people from Ohio, but I have yet to meet someone from there who isnt very weird...Maybe she was thinking from more of a "privacy" point of view or maybe it was someone she previously knew of.
Submitted by Janice Second on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 11:03am.
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Yeah, in the second part of that comment I did mention something like that..."Plus she is kind of old for pregnancy, maybe her body wouldnt be able to safely support another pregnancy."
Did they use Sparkle Pony's eggs or the surrogate's?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
martins ferry is like bumfuck eygpt, but hey.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Two more foals to clippity clop in the stable, eh?
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 11:25am.
I really don't feel that Matthew Broderick is gay - which is weird because I think everyone is gay. IF he is gay, then it's clear that whatever he and Horsey have together works for them.
Thank you, thank you. Ferris Bueller is not gay, y'all!
**shut your mouth, snowie**
Mare-y and Colt.
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The hub and I lived in Martins Ferry for four years. It was a hole. Fingers crossed that SJP's twins have more than two brain cells apiece.
I really don't feel that Matthew Broderick is gay - which is weird because I think everyone is gay. IF he is gay, then it's clear that whatever he and Horsey have together works for them.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 11:17am.
Well, if he's just been beaten up, it's ok by me!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I know it's popular to hate on her, but I like her. She isn't some Hollywood dumb twat, seems smart and down to earth, never had her face fixed to be like all the rest and has acting talent.
He does not look like a happy man in this pic, but he also seems just like a very shy, unsociable person in general.
Deb
It's his beaten mug.
I'll change it though.
I like them. Sure they are easy to make fun of, but I like 'em. Mr. Horsey was great in Election and Strangers With Candy.
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
He looks more like his father every day.
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
He always looks fucking miserable around her. She's fug, but he gives me such a creepy, pedo vibe.
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Hey Migraine! Is that Perez Hilton in your avie? And if so, why?
stocky, "marriage patch babies"! As the late, great Ed McMahon would say, "You are RIGHT, Sir!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Well, they seem like good parents at least...although I get a creepy "Celine Dion School of Smothering Your Children" vibe off SJP.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I think her uterus is too old for the strain of pregnancy or she did not want to go through the ordeal again, so a rented uterus did the trick...at least she did not purchase a baby by bribing officials. Hopefully, she will go to pick them up rather than send a jet for them. Guess she could not find a rented uterus in NYC? She had to go to Ohio for that?
"your spunk is funky!" - Samantha Jones
Totally random thought, but maybe she was afraid she would loose her slender figure when carrying another baby? Or two?
Loosing weight at 44 is not the same as at 20...
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:44am.
Aside from the obvious, why did they use a surrogate? I thought surrogates were for infertile couples and they do have a kid together already, yeah, most likely turkey bastered, but why couldn't SJP have gotten inseminated again?
I am confused.
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Submitted by gia on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:47am.
I also dont fully understand why they used a surrogate..Its an added expense even though they are richer than rich & privacy could be compromised...She already had one baby, why not just get IVF for yourself & have the kid on your own?
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Homegirl is like 45 years old. Jesus christ. It was probably more of a health issue than anything. Sure, there have been women who have had babies in their 40s, but its not exactly the safest and you also don't know whats going on SJP, everyone is different, maybe she wasn't able to carry. My Aunt had a surrogate carry her baby when she was 35 because after her first kid, her doctor advised her it would be unsafe and there could be problems with the second kid. She had some sort of health issues with her uterus.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:51am.
Though “they’ve always talked about wanting [more] kids, it just wasn’t happening,” says a pal of Broderick’s. Parker “had difficulty getting pregnant. So they went the surrogate route.”
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Yeah, with a surrogate you can still use your own eggs if they are viable, I am sure thats what they did.
Migraine Sally ~ top of the morning to you and the Pink Princess.
On Topic: Easy Bake Oven.
I hate say this...but this reeks of marriage patch babies.
At the age of 45, the chance of having a child with Down Syndrome is 1 in 19. She's 44. Depending on whose stuff was used, that may have been a factor.
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Mornin' Hookers!!!!!
I like her, but she is getting up there in years and he is gay. I'm sure he promised her more behbehs, and here they are. Blah. Who fucking cares? I don't. At least she had 2 and is able to take care of them, as opposed to a Cunt-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named who needs to treat her little like sweatshop workers in order to maintain the lifestyle she somehow believes she is entitled too. Goddamn I fucking hate Kunt "Pig" Gosselin! Oops, I named her. Oh well. Dumb fucking cow.
his expression is like "ew, gross - cooties"
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she's 44
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I think Ferris, I mean Matthew, is looking more like his father.
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Now I am nostalgic for the Lawrence clan on Family.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
Is Matthew playing Bob Crachitt in a new version of "A Christmas Carol"?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
nice chops... what a twirp.
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*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
When your uterus stops working, Mother Nature gently tells you that you're too old to have kids.
It puzzles me why some women ignore this and get IVF done or have someone else to carry their baby.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Maybe he's geigh, maybe neigh. I guess Broderick just didn't want to go rolling in the hay.
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