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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:35pm.
UVULA!!!!!!!!!!! is that real, or for a movie?!
Do you have three boys!??!?!
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Sorry I bailed on you, girl. It's for Remember Me.
And yep, three boys. The other two are six and three.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
"I'm looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before.
One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain,
Third is the roses that grow in the lane.
No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore.
I'm looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
... just had it running through my head...
moving on...
"Overture, curtains, lights,
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtains, lights
This is it, you'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it!"
sorry... don't mind me, just losing my mind
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Perez can't handle the truth!
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
Follow me on Twitter @t_rex_arms
I have been extremely bothered by the public reaction to my assault. Violence should never be condoned with such statements as "It's Karma".
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LOL! I wonder where he read THAT?
Big baby.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I think I'm watching the first video.
All of that language he's using - minus the expletives and insults - are about building a case for damages.
Oh gosh. The crying at 10:34 and after is kuhrazy.
Doesn't he totally remind you all of Chrissy Crocker?!
Oh shit!! He called Fergie a FUGLY BITCH!!! LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The thing that Perez is missing is that his verbal rants in the video are also a form of violence. Duh. If he thought he might have a claim...well, he should rethink that. A good lawyer would have told him to keep his GD mouth stapled shut.
I'm not a Perez apologist...I'm just observing this (having been through a weird ass violence in the workplace thing last year where someones got their asses handed to them. and it wasn't me!)
Holy Crap. He goes apeshit starting at 8:04 with the MF's! Dang!
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
Totally out of nowhere but I thought I'd share. I just saw that movie "Fashion Victim" about the death of Gianni Versace. It's funny, actually. It's SO hammy and SO cheesy and it makes perfect sense. I mean - it's all very terrible but the movie is kinda holy in the way it embraces the absurdity of it all and totally unwittingly too...They even have the nerve to feature 7 whole seconds of Stacy Dash - who is the only person who 1. looks good and 2.can act besides the other very under appreciated actor who plays Gianni.
Who makes these kinda movies anyway. I mean, who signs on and doesn't run away screaming at some point..? A LOT of people, dude! It's kinda freaky.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Perez's "Humane Letter" was hilarious. What a fucking shallow individual. I am sorry.
Hello, asshat, words hurt just as much as fists do. So many kids/adults/pepaws/memaws have killed themselves over words that other people have said about them or directly to them. He doesn't understand repercussions of his actions and is playing the "Kate" card. "I'm the victim" Lalalala.
I really had wish he had kept those tears of his in a jar and sent them to me. Oh how that would have made my day.
Ugh.
/end rant.
Edit: I was so angry that I made mistakes.... Ugh.
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
Follow me on Twitter @t_rex_arms
where can i find perez's video?
i'll go look on his site and youtube.
Ugh; I tried to watch Perez's video where he tells his side of the story but I couldn't stand it. What a fucking pussy. No, he didn't dese-no, scratch that- he kinda HAD that punch coming but get over it. Karma's a bitch; it's about time someone knocked him off of his high horse.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:44pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:36pm.
I've been banned from Gawker, too.
Apparently, I offended some folks with a lame-assed poem about Keith Richards snorting his dad's ashes.
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ROFL and *pounding hand on table* YOU got banned from somewhere???? i don't bekieve it!!!
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
http://drinktheglitter.com/2009/06/22/drinktheglittercom-perez-punch-exc...
have you all seen this yet? i so behind. its the actual photo of that shit head getting punched lol
it happens unfortunately.
i did however just watch a man swing an anchor from his nose that he hooked through his sinus and thru his mouth!
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:59pm
realy? why? i worked saturday if thats any consolation :(
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I have motions and briefs that must file tomorrow.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:59pm
realy? why? i worked saturday if thats any consolation :(
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:45pm.
anyone watching americas got talent?
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Suprisingly, at 6:54 p.m., California time, I AM STILL AT WORK!
*rant over*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
anyone watching americas got talent?
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:36pm.
I've been banned from Gawker, too.
Apparently, I offended some folks with a lame-assed poem about Keith Richards snorting his dad's ashes.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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rest well sugaroo!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:39pm.
Rest well, sweetie.
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Thank, Momus. Have a great night.
NOW I'm going to bed. *hugs* to my girlz. ANd a big FUCK OFF to the trollz. lol
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:31pm.
Sugaroo made an amusing comment about Miley's teeth.
Sensima replied "You know what, Sugaroo?? I am completely FED TO THE TEETH with your disparaging remarks against woodchucks!
FUCKING FUCK!"
Not sure if Sensima was kidding.
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I KNOW! I totally saw that and then posted on this thread to Sugaroo, hay you're getting called out.
I still don't know if it was a joke or not.
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I missed that as well. IMO Sensimina is a freaking nutjob. I used to see her posts in the forum and she was as disgusting as EH in some ways.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:39pm.
Rest well, sweetie.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:37pm.
*waves at angel-I* (you're so good to stay out of the fray!)
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*waves back!* (sorta - it was easy; I had to work;p)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:34pm.
I TOTALLY answered you on that (i only saw the one). It's a couple pages back. I'm a LAME-O!! lol
Yes, Momus, I saw you defended me, thanks.
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It's okay - I didn't see your reply so we're even! :-) No biggie. Anyway, if you didn't see it - don't bother. It was beyond lame. That show is narrated by Linda Blair and the voiceover is done by that midget lady from "Poltergeist" and it SUCKS!
Yes, Momus did stick up for you.
I'm going to bed. It's been an emotional day for me IRL so I'm wicked tired. Have a great night!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:31pm.
Sugaroo made an amusing comment about Miley's teeth.
Sensima replied "You know what, Sugaroo?? I am completely FED TO THE TEETH with your disparaging remarks against woodchucks!
FUCKING FUCK!"
Not sure if Sensima was kidding.
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I KNOW! I totally saw that and then posted on this thread to Sugaroo, hay you're getting called out.
I still don't know if it was a joke or not.
Ok. Now I'm going to get din din. I *will* be back. Prolly 2 hours.
See you l8tr!
and dayum, i hope tomorrow is not like today. i totally have to get some work done!
*waves at angel-I* (you're so good to stay out of the fray!)
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:31pm.
Sugaroo made an amusing comment about Miley's teeth.
Sensima replied "You know what, Sugaroo?? I am completely FED TO THE TEETH with your disparaging remarks against woodchucks!
FUCKING FUCK!"
Not sure if Sensima was kidding.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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PS@Momus: Nice job on the ban;p
There's this kid who makes youtube bloggy vids, who I LOVE (not as much as he'd like me to;p) but anyway - that's right in his rules of the internet:
ENJOY YOUR BAN!
LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:25pm.
Sugaroo,
I haven't been ignoring you. Where? What?
I just got home from the drive from work.
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I asked you a couple times if you'd seen the Crowley "documentary" today. MY guess is the comments were coming so fast, you didn't see me. S'okay! :-)
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I TOTALLY answered you on that (i only saw the one). It's a couple pages back. I'm a LAME-O!! lol
Yes, Momus, I saw you defended me, thanks.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:25pm.
dlisted is paradise.
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Right? I used to go to Jezzie but it's a LITTLE too feminist and way too conservative for me...but I came in here through Perez via TMZ links, I think when I heard a little tidbit somewhere and it occurred to me I could search that shit (o happy day!)but I never once considered commenting there - I could never see the point.
And thank you becuz you suddenly explained that virus I caught and I never could figure out from where. I only went to x17 when they were having that huge love affair with Britney...that's when I caught the virus....
We have our ups and downs but it's still the best place to hang, IMnsHO.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:25pm.
I defended you.
(edited to correct typo)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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ismu... baby= dead cute
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:29pm.
Foxy and I were discussing the nastiness that has come over dlisted today especially at the Miley thread.
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I tried to lighten up the mood in there but people were too busy moshing. Then I tried to talk to Foxy in this thread twice but she ignored me.
Invisibility is not all it's cracked up to be. :-(
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Sugaroo, I didn't even see your posts to me.
I had two windows open - one on this thread and one on the Miley thread. It was hard keeping up.
What did you say?
and FWIW, the whole hatefest started when Ricki said that thing about f'g Miley in a bunch of states and then Sparkles called him down. And there was some confusion created by someone I didn't recognize regarding what M.E. posted. That person called out M.E. Then Sensi what all apeshit on M.E. and then I was like WTF Baby Smiley, why you hatin' on M.E.?
I do need to get some food so if I don't reply right away its because I'm not here. NOT IGNORING you SUG, I <3 you!
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:25pm.
Sugaroo,
I haven't been ignoring you. Where? What?
I just got home from the drive from work.
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I asked you a couple times if you'd seen the Crowley "documentary" today. MY guess is the comments were coming so fast, you didn't see me. S'okay! :-)
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Sugaroo,
I haven't been ignoring you. Where? What?
I just got home from the drive from work.
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:20pm.
Perez Hilton deserves another smack for that hilarious video he released! Lame cunt!
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He will NEVER live down that blubbering. I heard on the radio that Kelly Clarkson came out and said he deserved it because he's such a fuck to everyone and it was bound to happen sooner or later.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
@Angel_i.
Ah. I stopped meandering over to Perez's site over a year ago when he totally banished me. Apparently, he didn't like me posting comments about his lawsuits for stealing pictures from the photo vendors. Seventeen plaintiffs and counting. The class-action suit is still pending in federal court in Los Angeles.
My computer crashed after I picked up a virus/worm at X17online.
Just Jared, and tweenies there, annoy me.
dlisted is paradise.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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LOL! I just realized what this post was about. HAHA!
Couldn't I just use a dildo for that?
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Also, MK gets lots cuz he's so popular! Fame DOES have it's price!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Perez Hilton deserves another smack for that hilarious video he released! Lame cunt!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:18pm.
I don't go to many of the other gossip blogs; but, are they infested with these obnoxious dating site spammers?
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Yeap. It's just harder to notice in a sea of "God Bless the Jolie Pitts!" or "FRRRRRRIST" or all that freaking making pictures outta letters shit...
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I don't go to many of the other gossip blogs; but, are they infested with these obnoxious dating site spammers?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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oh and im well :)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:49pm.
@ISMU
I finally got the video to open.
Ronan's a real cutie-patootie.
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That's what my friend just named her behbeh!
Weirdness.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:06pm.
baby video? i wonna see...
and i loves a good bitch fight!
@Momus: Thanks for that head's up on ISMU's behbeh!
SO sweet booboo!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:59pm.
It got quite nasty and vicious so I left the arena.
Sensima, Sparkles, M.E., and Foxy were going at it.
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So I gathered from some of the posts in here. Glad I missed it!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Hey greenfinch!
Me too - missed some fun times, it looks like...as usual...*sigh*...
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.