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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:06pm.
We're admiring Uvula's baby video and avoiding the bitch-fight at the Miley site.
We're open for new stuff.
How have you been?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:59pm.
It got quite nasty and vicious so I left the arena.
Sensima, Sparkles, M.E., and Foxy were going at it.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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wad up bitches! was busy all day and couldnt post. and tehres just too much shit to catch up on...so whats going on?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:42pm.
I don't think that Foxy ignored you. Foxy's just tired and a bit battle-scarred from the Miley melee.
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I didn't bother to read any of it so I shall take your word for it! :-)
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Alright, all. I'm leaving the job for the day. Thanks for providing me some awesome entertainment. <3!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:42pm.
I don't think that Foxy ignored you. Foxy's just tired and a bit battle-scarred from the Miley melee.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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"Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:24pm.
Hi, dollie! Did you see our fine ass boy throwing punches??? YUM.
Shameless baby flaunting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xo37PnE-nI"
ADORABLE! What a cutie. Those cheeks. hats off to you for creating something so cute.
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@ISMU
I finally got the video to open.
Ronan's a real cutie-patootie.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:43pm.
Welcome to my world Sugaroo :)
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*waving at MJTex*
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Welcome to my world Sugaroo :)
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:29pm.
Foxy and I were discussing the nastiness that has come over dlisted today especially at the Miley thread.
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I tried to lighten up the mood in there but people were too busy moshing. Then I tried to talk to Foxy in this thread twice but she ignored me.
Invisibility is not all it's cracked up to be. :-(
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"Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:27pm."
Oh hells nah. I like my sour cream.... but will think twice before buying it. Which means I can't enjoy the awesome onion dip I like anymore. Sad News Bears.
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ISMU!!!
Oh shit! I don't even like babies, but that warmed the cockles of my heart!!!!
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"Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:29pm.
You've never been mean to me here. Your comments, even the snarky ones, have been funny but not vicious.
Foxy and I were discussing the nastiness that has come over dlisted today especially at the Miley thread."
Alright. Sweet. Let me put my blade away. I was like, I hope I'm not mean to anyone. I am not like that. Yay! I'm on "the good list." haven't been there since college.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:32pm.
DG- Yep, that's Ronan, aka Tug, Tugness, Tugboat and Tugmuffin.
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I don't say this often and actually mean it, but that is a very cute baby!
He looks very happy! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I wear a bra 24/7 and have for years. Being a natural "D" and weighing in at a hefty 118lbs, it's a necessity.
Yes, they look like old lady bras, but it gives me the support I need. I haven't laid on my stomach since I was 12, otherwise it cuts off my breath.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:34pm.
Enjoy.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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UVULA!!!!!!!!!!! is that real, or for a movie?!
Do you have three boys!??!?!
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Foxy- Oh, yeah. Red brows and lashes and everything.
I'm covered in drool and it's bathtime for the kiddos so I'm out.
Have a good night, you lovely ladies.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
I'm back youz horz!!! And no thanks to y'all...I had to stop at the Taco Hell. I get home and phone my son (he stays with his dad from monday to monday and me vice versa) and ask him what he's doing. Dad's cooking dinner (Taquitos...go figure) and my son was just hangin out in the backyard, sky gazing and chewing on a blade of grass. I missed those days...and missed spending that moment with my son.
Until...that shit came to a screaching halt...and I started yapping about dirty grass blades. I'm like dog shit, cigarette ashes, lung butter, and all sorts of nast is on that grass. So, I stole away a moment we all have done...and after hanging up the phone...I started dry heaving at the thought of what I'd just eaten. Eckkkkk...to the mystery smeat in those tacos and those kids' dirty ass hands that make them.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:21pm.
You've never been mean to me here. Your comments, even the snarky ones, have been funny but not vicious.
Foxy and I were discussing the nastiness that has come over dlisted today especially at the Miley thread.
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Ya. Ok, heaux! I'm out. To go get Mexican!! Have a good night!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:24pm.
Hi, dollie! Did you see our fine ass boy throwing punches??? YUM.
Shameless baby flaunting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xo37PnE-nI
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That is SO SWEET!! And he's a GINGE!! He's so happy!
Lucky!
DG- Yep, that's Ronan, aka Tug, Tugness, Tugboat and Tugmuffin.
MJT- http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=16389&...
LCT- LOVE that smile! The drool, not so much.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:24pm.
Is that your baby ISMU? Cute widdle guy! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:21pm.
You've never been mean to me here. Your comments, even the snarky ones, have been funny but not vicious.
Foxy and I were discussing the nastiness that has come over dlisted today especially at the Miley thread.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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@ Uvula -
OMG, baby is the cuteness!!!!!!!!!! Almost makes me want one, kinda. :) The baby drool at the beginning so, super cute.
And NO I did not see RPattz throwing punches. Where can I find this?!!??!!?!
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
ISMU, the smile at the beginning of Tugness! is shit-pants worthy. What an f'n cutie.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:04pm.
"Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:57pm.
And I had no idea that you could get guac free if you get a veggie burrito. I'll totally have to try that the next time I go. I just love their rice. Perfect lime flavoring. YUM. I was thinking of having that for dinner, but I had bad Mexican food for lunch and I feel sick. Ugh.
And the sour cream there looks like Crema (a mexican kind of sour cream) that I don't like. Lots of people do, but it has a weird taste, in my honest opinion. Which pisses my aunt off to no end because I wont eat the shit she cooks if she puts that on there. I am the worst Mexican alive... that's for sure!
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Ya kinda gotta work them with the price of guac. And, YES! The rice *is* awesome.
I couldn't tell the difference between crema and sour cream. I just avoid it like heck.
I heard this from an interview with Jon Rappaport (sp) who runs NOMOREFAKENEWS.COM. He says that the cows in the dairy industry are so over-worked (poor babies!) that the milk often comes out with a lil blood and if they have an infection (which they often do from the overwork and no real life) PUS comes out, too. Then they process it to get milk, cottage cheese, sour cream, etc. I heard that sour cream was the most pus-y. When I heard the interview I hadn't eaten for HOURS and I very nearly hurled.
So, I generally try to avoid consuming dairy. I'm not totally free from it, but just times when I can say NO SOUR CREAM is enough for me. We have some restaurants in town called "La Salsa" - pretty good. Closer to real Mexican than Chipotle. When I order the nachos, it comes with a dollop of guac and a dollop of sour cream. I ask them for "NO SOUR CREAM." When my nachos come out, there are TWO dollops of guac.
I LOVE GUAC. It's funny how it comes to me in extra quantities without having to ask for it.
Oh, and OMG, there's a restaurant here called Las Cazuelitas that has Mariachis every Friday and Saturday night. Also, when you order chips and salsa with quacamole, a server comes to your table witha cart and makes the quac RIGHT THERE - starting from scratch with the whole unpeeled avocados. It's expensive, tho, about $9 just for that.
I hate and love this city.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:23pm.
Hey Love carrottop! We were supposed to have a pity party a couple of weeks ago. Feeling better?
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Oh aye! Those nachos made all the difference!
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Hi, dollie! Did you see our fine ass boy throwing punches??? YUM.
Shameless baby flaunting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xo37PnE-nI
ETA:
Momus, they never crisped up. I got the recipe online and it was just tossing the strips with olive oil and salt and they were just mushy and gross.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:19pm.
Congrats on you baby learning to creep.
What happened to your sweet tater fries?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Hey Love carrottop! We were supposed to have a pity party a couple of weeks ago. Feeling better?
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
ladies with CSECTIONS..
everytime a get even a little gas my insides hurt..how much longer do I have to deal with this? is it possible they didnt put my guts back in correctly???
ugh.
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
"Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:11pm.
Foxy
Add Papa Smurf, El Bastardo, Snowpiece, Xerquina, Freebird, Shut the Smurf Up, and Stoney to the list."
Wait. What'd I do and to whom? lol.
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Hiiiiiiiiiii Uvula! Hahahahahaha. seriously, you are so funny. you make me laugh so much. Baby sounds cute!
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:02pm.
@Foxontherun - why are you afraid of sour cream!??! :)
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It'll gross you out. Do you still want to know?
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Just flashed on the bedroom seduction in the original Scary Movie where Anna Faris flys to the ceiling in her BF's "exuberance".
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:19pm.
*hikes skirt up*
You want some niiiiice teasing, you horz???? Hope you like cottage cheese.
*waggles eyebrows*
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*hikes skirt up*
You want some niiiiice teasing, you horz???? Hope you like cottage cheese.
*waggles eyebrows*
Mini rant: My sweet potato fries were an epic fucking FAIL tonight.
Mini celebration: My chunkerbutt 24 pound 7 month old can't crawl but he can move himself across the room on his back. It's really weird and totally cute.
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ILPS - Yes, let's make it happen. I went to college with a girl who was 4'9'', we used to tell her the same thing....1 inch and you could have handicapped parking! hahaha.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
@ foxontherun - no, im good. I love sour cream and I don't want to ruin it. Thanks for the warning :)
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:11pm.
Foxy
Add Papa Smurf, El Bastardo, Snowpiece, Xerquina, Freebird, Shut the Smurf Up, and Stoney to the list.
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Holy crap. YOu need to do a fake cry or something so they quit. LOL.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:02pm.
I haven't seen any viciousness in your teasing.
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No. That's because I got what we call at work "a corrective interview" LOL. I said some smack about suicide a few weeks back not realizing that I was harming Migraine Sally. I was completely coming from a place of bitterness - not at her, but that's how it appeared. We cleared it up in email, but then Dramaqueen called me all kinds of vicious names - including the C name - in her defense of Migraine. But ultimately, she was being hypocritical. And I did tell her so. I think I have used the C-word on occassion (sp)...so i'm not off the hook. :-)
People tease you nice cuz you aren't vicious.
If people go on a crazy rant, I like to quote it just in case they change their mind and decide they don't want it out there and then HALF the dlisters miss it. I would expect people to do the same to me. True colors and all that jizz, er jazz!
Foxy
Add Papa Smurf, El Bastardo, Snowpiece, Xerquina, Freebird, Shut the Smurf Up, and Stoney to the list.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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"Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:02pm.
ILPS - I am sorry people tease you! I am lucky in that all my friends are short .....like all under 5'3''. We call ourselves midget patrol. Which I realize is not very PC."
Awww, it's all gravy. A DListed Midget Patrol would be awesome. Let's make it happen, Captain. I find it funny that if I were three inches shorter, I could legally obtain a handicapped placard. One can dream.
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:02pm.
I haven't seen any viciousness in your teasing.
However, calling someone a cunt in all caps is a bit much. It takes the fun out of posting.
There are lots of folks here who tease me: DG, TigerLilly, Clarisse, Stock Broker, Sugaroo, Paris Herpes, East End Girl, Paris Suck Literally, Dreamy Aguilera Eyes, I Sprained My Uvula, even M.E. All without getting nasty about it.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:02pm.
@Foxontherun - why are you afraid of sour cream!??! :)
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It'll gross you out. Do you still want to know?
"Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:57pm.
That's the thing ILPS - I try to avoid meat and keep the calories down. The burritos are HUMONGOUS and the college kids LOVE that place. If I don't leave for lunch at 11:30, the line is OUT THE DOOR onto the sidewalk by Noon.
Sometimes I'll order a plain burrito - just pinto beans, rice, and guac. They say "nothing else?" I say "no, thx" and then they don't charge me for the guac cuz I didn't get all the other shmah (I am absolutely terrified of sour cream)"
Oh, I eat half the burrito for lunch and, if I'm hungry, eat the rest for dinner. Unless I am really hungry and I chow down. Chipotle is a once a month thing for me. that's wayyy too much food.
And I had no idea that you could get guac free if you get a veggie burrito. I'll totally have to try that the next time I go. I just love their rice. Perfect lime flavoring. YUM. I was thinking of having that for dinner, but I had bad Mexican food for lunch and I feel sick. Ugh.
And the sour cream there looks like Crema (a mexican kind of sour cream) that I don't like. Lots of people do, but it has a weird taste, in my honest opinion. Which pisses my aunt off to no end because I wont eat the shit she cooks if she puts that on there. I am the worst Mexican alive... that's for sure!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:36pm.
Thanks.
Sometimes I get confused when there are lots of posts.
Is it just me, or is there a lot of bitterness at dlisted today ... especially at the Miley thread?
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New moon in Cancer yesterday. Very emotional time. And maybe we've all gotten on the same PMS cycle!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:57pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:48pm.
Yes, indeed.
In the law, we call them ad hominem attacks, meaning that the comments are personal and not on topic.
I hate ad hominem attacks. It's okay to tease and tweak someone but not viciously.
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Yep!
I've always wanted to know what "ad hominem" meant. Thanks!
I have a lot of sarcasm and I overly tease - those are the times I've been called out. Apologies have followed. So, yeah, I've had mah azz handed to me a coupla times so that's how I learned - the HARD way. Ricki and I got into it one time (I as Diamonddawg) and he was too vicious to keep up with. That was awhile ago. That's why I was so glad to see Sparkles take him on. It takes a far bigger girl than me to call his sht down. Kuhdooze to Sparkles. Can't wait for her to come back.
I couldn't quite follow the EH-DG discussion on nature religions.