Open Post: Hosted By The Kush
If you're the proud owner of a pair of magnificent chichis who can't sleep at night, because one mega titty suffocates the other, this is the product for you! Well, first you should try to put a dildo between your titties, but if you can't stomach the scent of pussy dust, try THE KUSH! For just $55, you and your breasteses will sleep soundly thanks to a piece of plastic the size of Tommy Girl's butt plug. The Kush will titty fuck you to sleep!
And if you're reading this, Aretha Franklin, put down the phone. There's no need to call to ask if The Kush comes in size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL (aka Size Rewood). I will be your KUSH. Yes, I will probably go brain dead due to the loss of oxygen, but I'm heading that way anyway!
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OMG is that for real?? That does look like an item of pleasure, not breast support.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:05pm.
Ross'
DD,
You are right.
M.E.,
Proof of life.
hahahahahahahaha
I sent him some lame april fools about me being preggs and he apparently showed his mom that letter and she has been on my ass ever since. Now, ive never said word one to this woman but this bitch is always on every single page I have on the internet...and its just sooo funny.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:06pm.
I try to be good in here, really I do *looks up with big sad brown eyes*
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SOKAY DG! You done NUTHIN' wrong!!!
You haz been good. You just take on the clowns. What's wrong wif dat? (I know it takes a lot of energy...)
Hoff - I feel like I have a newborn again! HELP! Thank GOD she's friggen adorable!
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:05pm.
You are right, not him.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
OH FFS!! FINALLY!
MY GRAMMAR QUESTION - PLEASE HELP! Here's the problem, I write sentences and punctuate them accordingly. My f'g a-hole boss changes the CORRECT punctuation to the WRONG punctuation, IMO.
Here's an example - how would you punctuate it?
We're talking about Mr. and Mrs. Ross. They have a house. I want to tell you that their house is on the left side of the street. This is how I would write it:
The Ross' house is on the left side of the street.
Boss changes it to:
The Ross's house is on the left.
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When I checked with the Archivist, he said that "Ross's" was correct because the boss said so AND because that's how archaeologists write it.
I drop my jaw and am LIKE WTF!?!? Archaeologists are going to decide the English Language????
I just put in a call to Dr. English over in the English Department to settle this. I'm waiting for his call back. He's a SHAKESPEARE scholar, FFS. If he tells me Ross's is correct, I am going to stab myself.
Whatta ya say, heaux??
Raul
Piggy has been deleting negative comments from his site by the thousands for years! Where have you been?!
It's gotten even worse lately...I remember when he would write an inflammatory post about Britney Spears like 3 times a day during her breakdown because he'd ca$h in on 1000 comments from Britaloonies....now he's lucky to have more than 30 comments left after he deletes the ones calling him fat and retarded.
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I swon't go to the Forum! I know I asked MK about it when he was on a few weeks ago and he said he would help me, but after what I have heard regarding the Forum, I have enough trouble here with some folks, I do not need an even more hostile environment to have to battle in.
Seriously, I love open post and the main. I do not want to have to be banished to the Forum, plus I have never been able to get in.
I try to be good in here, really I do *looks up with big sad brown eyes*
My last day of Prednisone, so my attitude will be less crabby, I think! ; P
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
xoxoxox, mother
M.E. I finally saw your little puppah, she is so freaking cute~!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Toilet roll interior will do too.
This is as useful as that extended bog paper holder and the Snuggie...
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I got some time to waste...
You guys wanna hear the funniest thing?
You guys should know about my dude by now, well im thinkin hes told his mom about me because she post the funniest comments on his profile about me and the funniest shit on her page about me. Its sooo cute!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Well....I might rather tuck a plastic stub between my tatas than wear a bra to bed. That is the worst! It's almost as bad as wearing jeans to bed.
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I unintentionally torture my cube neighbors with my music. Sometimes I take pity on them and put my headphones on.
Sometimes I put my headphones on just so I don't have to talk to anyone. "Oh, you're busy? I'll e-mail you."
Perez " The Asshat" Hilton is deleting the negative comments off his "Statement" post in mass! Mine and some of my friends are gone now. I guess if and when it goes to court he won't look like such a giant tool in his fans eyes! What panzy, can dish it but can't take it1 Git out of the biz Mario!
$55 for what is essentially a boob tube?
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:58pm.
um, yes. if your going to do something, just wear a bra to bed for fucks sakes.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I watched the video and I still don't understand this thing.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
It's been 60 degrees & rainy most of June, so I guess mine are wet and could etch glass.
Why is OP so late today??
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She's flat and that's that!
Do these things come in hollow? We could have hot cocoa in the morning.
Or you could just take a skinny jar of jam and cover it in a handtowel...
WHERE IS LUCKYCHARMES/CHARLES MANSON?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:00pm.
my tits are wilting too, and my feet smell like open ass.
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That makes me like you even more! :)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
To the sluts asking about the forum and off topic bullshit in the other Jon and Kate thread, I waited till here to post.
MK created this open post for us, so we'd have a thread to go off topic in, and not get scolded for it. (EH seems to be the exception)and as for the forum. From what I know, its been locked to new users for some time, it might be open now, even 2 years ago when I signed up, I had a hard time and had to have the mod activate my account.
Unless you all decide to go it, at once, I doubt you will feel welcome. There is a long standing battle going on in there and no one is safe from being called a troll, or otherwise.
About a year and a half ago, several of us sluts got Bitch slapped by the mod for going off topic, so we took our shit to the forum. Only a couple of us survived.
Proof of life. Indeed.
Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:59pm.
That's the dumbest thing since the long handled ass-wiper from a few days ago.
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The Mcconaughand? I missed some good stuff last week!
I can't believe they have the audacity to charge $65 for that piece of junk!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
OMG bitchette I feel so bad for you. I don't think I could keep a job if I had a boss that blasted retarded (and DATED!) hipster music in the workplace.
PS - I think I'm falling in love with Jim!
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:59pm.
why the fuck does my boss insist on playing fuking Moby all day at work!!
i can't concentrate for the hideousness!!!!
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At work, I am being tortured by one year of THE SAME Simon&Garfunkle CD!!!! It's awful, I really feel for you....
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
ALL CAPS JIM!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I feel like crap today. I have no work to do, Im bored to death and I can't get into my online class.:(
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
my tits are wilting too, and my feet smell like open ass.
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Fucka doodle-do.
VERY DISAPPOINTED IN PEOPLE!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WASTE 10 BUCKS ON FUCKING 'THE PROPOSAL'??? IT LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF FUCKING SHIT AND HAS BEEN DONE LIKE FUCKING 1010203827447294 TIMES BEFORE...FUCK WITH 10 BUCKS YOU CAN GET DRUNK ON NATY LIGHTS OR LIKE 20 BOTTLES OF STRAWBERRY HILL, BUT LOSERS WENT TO SEE THIS SHIT!!
FUCK I DON'T GET IT!!!
Submitted by guilty of being... on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:57pm.
This would not help. Both of my tits fall too the floor when I lay on my side. My dogs use them as pillows.
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Hahahaha! Are those doggie bags instead of fun bags?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
...I think a plastic stump shoved between my tits would be a lot more uncomfortable than one flopping on top of another. I mean really. Maybe it's just for fake titties.
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
why the fuck does my boss insist on playing fuking Moby all day at work!!
i can't concentrate for the hideousness!!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
How's everyone doing?
Pretty shaken with the metro tragedy here in DC
but if we don't metion that guess we're all doing ok
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Is this real life?
That's the dumbest thing since the long handled ass-wiper from a few days ago.
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She's flat and that's that!
My BF may need one soon......
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I cannot think of anything MORE uncomfortable than something between my tits at night. Yes, and I mean ANYTHING between my tits!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
IT IS SO FUCKING HOT MY TITS ARE WILTING.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Thank God! Open post is here!!
WTF!?? That shit CAN'T be for real.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
This would not help. Both of my tits fall too the floor when I lay on my side. My dogs use them as pillows.
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
With me it'd fall on the floor unless I secured it with tape, and then it'd be lonely .... sniffling quietly during the night ...
Meanwhile, yay - open post is here! Kinda like the playground :)
The only Kush ill be purchasing is the kind ya smoke! HOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Ah, what the heck, I just clamp a dildo between my boobs and that's that.
What's up, folks? Havin' a good day??? :)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
YAY OPEN POST! Don't EVER take away our open post MK, ever!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Can't wait to be home and watch this!!
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Is this real life?
Sign my Ds UP!!!!