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@Foxontherun - why are you afraid of sour cream!??! :)
ILPS - I am sorry people tease you! I am lucky in that all my friends are short .....like all under 5'3''. We call ourselves midget patrol. Which I realize is not very PC.
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Hey booger nuggets!
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:53pm.
Hahaha. They don't use black beans - you are right. BUT I love it. I usually get the carne burrito with pico de gallo and rice. That's it. Sometimes I'll add guacamole if I feel like spending $2 on a scoop, but that doesn't happen very often. I love their tortillas! OMG. So good.
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That's the thing ILPS - I try to avoid meat and keep the calories down. The burritos are HUMONGOUS and the college kids LOVE that place. If I don't leave for lunch at 11:30, the line is OUT THE DOOR onto the sidewalk by Noon.
Sometimes I'll order a plain burrito - just pinto beans, rice, and guac. They say "nothing else?" I say "no, thx" and then they don't charge me for the guac cuz I didn't get all the other shmah (I am absolutely terrified of sour cream)
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:48pm.
Yes, indeed.
In the law, we call them ad hominem attacks, meaning that the comments are personal and not on topic.
I hate ad hominem attacks. It's okay to tease and tweak someone but not viciously.
Yesterday, I was very offended by some comments made by EH about a nature religion that I was truly trying understand from DG. We just ignored the sniper which, as you said, should be a clue to the sniper that the remarks are not appreciated or amusing.
*steps off of soapbox*
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@ Foxontherun - No, I live in NYC. There are a few things that are half decent but nothing like they have in Texas.
I will say and hope no one in here cuts me, but whenever I have had Mexican food in the Southeast part of the USA...it's been horrrrrrible so that's not shocking about Nashville. One place in Atlanta used Football game style liquid queso on their nachos *wretches*
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Chipotle order NEVER changes...
Burrito..
rice...
black beans...
corn salsa...
Sour Cream...
Cheese...
Guac...
Lettuce..
Considered a veggie burrito so the guac is FREE!!!
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
"Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:17pm.
hahahaha Ilovepapasmurf! I rarely get to say that :)
I love being short though as much as I "complain" about it. I would rather be short than tall! Although, I wouldn't cry over a few more inches :)"
Hahaha. I used to joke around about having leg extension surgery, but that shit will fuck you up. No bueno. I like being short, but I hate my T-Rex arms. People still like to play jokes on me because of my height. And it's NOT OK. *cries Perez Hilton style - what a bitch!*
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Foxy/DD, I know I asked you this but I didn't see if you responded. Did you see the Crowley "documentary" today?
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"Scotch and soda.. mud in your eye.. baby do I feel high oh me oh my.. do I feel high..."
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
"Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:39pm.
I remember Shakey's pizza!! They had those awesome potatoes - I can't remember what they called them, but they were the reason to go! Talk about a carb explosion!
I don't like Chipotle AT ALL. The black beans make no sense. Mexican food does not use black beans. Cuban food uses black beans. Ugh. I don't like Chipotle but I eat there once in awhile. I order a veggie bowl which is actually rice, pinto beans, and guac. I skip the rest. I can't handle onions. NO pico de gallo for me."
Hahaha. They don't use black beans - you are right. BUT I love it. I usually get the carne burrito with pico de gallo and rice. That's it. Sometimes I'll add guacamole if I feel like spending $2 on a scoop, but that doesn't happen very often. I love their tortillas! OMG. So good.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:49pm.
@ Foxontherun - I am totally with you. I love black beans but not in my Mexican food! And I hate Pico de Gallo and onions. Chipotle is the best we have here in the city, so it has to do but I miss refried beans! :)
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Any chance you live in Nashville? I lived there once for about a month. Foulest Mexican food I EVER had. And the place people sent me to was one they RAVED about. I was like, WTF Baby Smiley?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:36pm.
Thanks.
Sometimes I get confused when there are lots of posts.
Is it just me, or is there a lot of bitterness at dlisted today ... especially at the Miley thread?
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There was A LOT of bitterness at Dlisted today. More than usual, I think.
The reason the Miley thread was out of control was because sparkles took on RickiLake who did say he wanted to fk Miley in half the states in the country (go back and read it - it was a very ugly thing to say). He's the nastiest attacker on dlisted - so caustic and toxic. If you notice, most people post around him - like walking on egg shells. So after that fight broke out, I think it spilled over to everyone else. Like in "Mean Girls" it was "full-tilt jungle madness."
I was a little shocked to see Sensi go after M.E. I seem to have noticed that peeps kinda post AROUND Sensi as well.
So the deal is...if people are posting AROUND you, chances are you might want to change your pattern of communication...(I'm not talking about you, Momus, just in general).
just my obeservation.
*waits while one of the persons mentioned comes in for an attack* IZ ready 4 ya! If I'm even here after they come in...or they'll wait til tomorrow.
Is that what you were asking?
@ Foxontherun - I am totally with you. I love black beans but not in my Mexican food! And I hate Pico de Gallo and onions. Chipotle is the best we have here in the city, so it has to do but I miss refried beans! :)
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:36pm.
Thanks.
Sometimes I get confused when there are lots of posts.
Is it just me, or is there a lot of bitterness at dlisted today ... especially at the Miley thread?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:26pm.
You are strictly disgusting, that is for sure!
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EH Who else!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:04pm.
"Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:59pm.
Must be a different one. Shakey's is a pizza joint I've never been to even though its on my block. Sharkey's is amazing mexican fast food. No likey Chipotle!"
You no likey Chipotle? How sad. It's OK. I still wuv you. But try Shakey's. They always have some great pizza and if you're looking to get your fat on, check out the mojo potatoes. OMG.... soooo damn good!
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I remember Shakey's pizza!! They had those awesome potatoes - I can't remember what they called them, but they were the reason to go! Talk about a carb explosion!
I don't like Chipotle AT ALL. The black beans make no sense. Mexican food does not use black beans. Cuban food uses black beans. Ugh. I don't like Chipotle but I eat there once in awhile. I order a veggie bowl which is actually rice, pinto beans, and guac. I skip the rest. I can't handle onions. NO pico de gallo for me.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:26pm.
You are strictly disgusting, that is for sure!
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Who?
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DG can ONLY be speaking of EH.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:26pm.
You are strictly disgusting, that is for sure!
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Who?
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:26pm.
Foxy - I'm just about ready to go home. I don't care what the hell Sensiwhatever thinks.
She is the one who tends to be arguementative in just about every post, unless of course, you share her views.
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There seems to be a lot of bitter/nasty in most of her posts. It's hard to read.
Go home and CHILLAX with the PUPPEH!!
Foxy, I plan to! Puppah has been asleep all day! RUH ROH! Game on when I get home!
Foxy - I'm just about ready to go home. I don't care what the hell Sensiwhatever thinks.
She is the one who tends to be arguementative in just about every post, unless of course, you share her views.
Pfft.
I'm gonna go take care of my puppah now and play with my kids and put that fire sauce on my Taco Box.
Night HORZ!
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And I gotta say - TODAY is the FIRST DAY EVER that I've had TWO windows open on Dlisted - one for each thread.
SHT! It's game on back in the Miley thread.
The Kush actually looks like a good idea, but I have to wonder why they bother making it in skin(like) tones. You use it when you're sleeping! Who cares if it matches your skin, because it's not ever going to be mistaken for something that grew out of you naturally.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
We have a little ceasers pizza in town
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
OMG! We had a Shakeys pizza in our town back in the 80's.. BEST cheap pizza EVER! (we call really thin, bendy pizza cheap pizza.. like you get on the boardwalk in Ocean City, MD)
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
Yes Cami we are. It's making me want to be REALLLLY bad on my diet. :(
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
hahahaha Ilovepapasmurf! I rarely get to say that :)
I love being short though as much as I "complain" about it. I would rather be short than tall! Although, I wouldn't cry over a few more inches :)
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
are you all talking about mexican food AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:04pm.
"Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:59pm.
Must be a different one. Shakey's is a pizza joint I've never been to even though its on my block. Sharkey's is amazing mexican fast food. No likey Chipotle!"
You no likey Chipotle? How sad. It's OK. I still wuv you. But try Shakey's. They always have some great pizza and if you're looking to get your fat on, check out the mojo potatoes. OMG.... soooo damn good!
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I had to go 'work' for a bit. Bleh. I will def try Shakey's. I just usually order from this small italian place. I've heard those mojo taters rock!♥♥♥♥
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:14pm.
M.E. ~ have you ever had a mexican puffy taco?
They are deeelish.
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*crickets*?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:08pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:04pm.
Did you watch the thing on Aleister Crowley? LAME-O!
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OH/AW FUK ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOTALLY FORGOT!!!!! THE IVAN started meowing at me at 4-5am to let him roll around the grass in his harness. I told him to please stop and let mommy sleep. Then I got up AT 6AM and "walked" him.
I AM A LAME-O!!!
SHT. But those channels repeat stuff ALL THE TIME, so I'm kinda counting on that.
Did you watch it?
Hey - Sensimina is calling you out on the Miley thread. I think its a joke. *I Think*
I F'G SUCK!!
Damn you! You're taller than me. I'm 4'11".
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5 feet! :)
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
MissJane, how tall are ya?
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@ Ilovepapasmurf - Ah, hate snot nosed kids. Considering everyone's been taller me than my whole life I understand.
God, I am so bored today :(
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
I so want to check out that HBO series "Hung." Thomas Jane is so hot. Have liked him since 61*.
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I want to see the Shamwow guy try to sell this.
Sorry I do realize this is an open post.
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Thanks Jack.
*wipes away tears*
one word CHIPOTLE http://www.chipotle.com/
another: YUM!
buh bye :)
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OMFG!! Provy, I some how missed that post! EPIC! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! God I lurves you!
You are strictly disgusting, that is for sure!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hands M.E. a tissue
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:59pm.
*shakes head*
You know how they write messages on bombs before dropping them like "fuck you saddam" or "Don't Mess with the US", i imagine a line of marines with Sharpie all over their dicks while EH lies there wide open ready to get carpet bombed.
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HAHAHAHAHA! OMG Provy! I love you. That brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:11pm.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EH is bi? Just thinking about that makes me have the creepy crawlies!
*hurls self out 2nd story window*
*places self on fire*
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*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
licky licky :D
Ha haaa...im so kidding...this hoe is strickly dickly!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Migraine - Nevermind. They took down the photo they had of one of their burritos.
*cries*
@"Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:02pm."
LOL
we have Chick Fil A, meh; Church's Chicken is better. =)
http://www.churchs.com/index.html w/fried okra/corn on the cob/biscuits!
it is a religous experience. ;)
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Stocky, *giggles* *blushes*
That made my mind wonder. LOL
Yes, I have had the FOOD puffy taco. EXCELLENT!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:14pm.
M.E. ~ have you ever had a mexican puffy taco?
They are deeelish.
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Do you need to carry a whoopee cushion afterwards?
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Migraine, light beans, light shredded cabbage.
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