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ME, it wouldn't surprise me if EH had a donkey show story to tell.
Key word here being "story" because I betcha if its eyes are brown, it's because it is full of SHIT.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Uvula - well, me theory is if the Taco Box tastes like Taco Bell, I might just get some Taco Times!
"Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:06pm.
OMG you hookers are totally making me miss mexican food. They have nothing good here. nothing. *cries*
I used to spend my summers in Seattle with my grandparents and they ALWAYS took me to Shakey's PIzza. I thought it was the shit when I was little but haven't been there in YEARS."
I don't live too far from one. Two actually. But the game rooms are full of snot-nosed punks who think they are better than everyone. I swear I want to hit one of them one day. I doubt I'd get into much trouble as they may even be as tall as I am or taller. Fuckers.
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M.E. ~ have you ever had a mexican puffy taco?
They are deeelish.
M.E.
Beans and cabbage in the same meal?
@ Migraine Sally
Here's Shakey's
http://www.shakeys-pizza.com/about_shakeys.php
Yes, I remember Straw Hat Pizza.
http://www.strawhatpizza.com/
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EH is bi? Just thinking about that makes me have the creepy crawlies!
*hurls self out 2nd story window*
*places self on fire*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:06pm.
Can I have some fire sauce for my Taco Box?
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Fire saucy taco box = need for antibiotics
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
There is a locally owned Taqueria here, that I swear to fucking GOD puts crack in their burrito's. They are soooo delish. I will wait, in line for over an hour for their deliciousness.
Al Pastor burrito, filled with cabbage, salsa, tomato, and whole beans.
*salivates*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:59pm.
*shakes head*
You know how they write messages on bombs before dropping them like "fuck you saddam" or "Don't Mess with the US", i imagine a line of marines with Sharpie all over their dicks while EH lies there wide open ready to get carpet bombed.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
MK - I'm seeing Aretha on friday at the Hollywood Bowl, I give her your message.
Harvey Milk was a hero. The closest thing to a hero Perez Hilton will be is when he shoves a hero sandwich into his fat mouth.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:04pm.
Did you watch the thing on Aleister Crowley? LAME-O!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Is Shakey's still around? I haven't seen one in years. They were old school....dark, fireplace, brick oven pizzas.
Does anyone remember Straw Hat pizza?
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:01pm.
M.E.
Chicken restaurants.....boneless chicken....peen bone....taco box.....Stoney's chocha
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don't forget EH's like of clit bone and saying she could make me and Stoney fall in love with her clit bone talents...(i think i just vong ong mong'd)
Can I have some fire sauce for my Taco Box?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:59pm.
*shakes head*
Proudly announcing an entire platoon ramed your stanky ass.
Nice.
*vomits*
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Just keeding......or am I?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
OMG you hookers are totally making me miss mexican food. They have nothing good here. nothing. *cries*
I used to spend my summers in Seattle with my grandparents and they ALWAYS took me to Shakey's PIzza. I thought it was the shit when I was little but haven't been there in YEARS.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
When Kate filed divorce papers yesterday, she stated that they have been living apart for 2 years!
Godfather's Pizza?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:59pm.
*shakes head*
Proudly announcing an entire platoon ramed your stanky ass.
Nice.
*vomits*
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LOL.
"Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:59pm.
Must be a different one. Shakey's is a pizza joint I've never been to even though its on my block. Sharkey's is amazing mexican fast food. No likey Chipotle!"
You no likey Chipotle? How sad. It's OK. I still wuv you. But try Shakey's. They always have some great pizza and if you're looking to get your fat on, check out the mojo potatoes. OMG.... soooo damn good!
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:47pm.
EH: you like clit bone? Um, ok. And Momus is just showing off. She's conjugating the word oink in actual real Latin. Pay her no attention, lol.
*gives momus giant wedgie*
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*farts on wedgie*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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John and Kate have been living aprt for 2 years? I find that hard to believe.
Taco Box rocks if its even still there.
A'righty...I'm making like a banana and splitting out of here...See you beeshes in the later!!!
*singing "I like bread and butter, I like toast and jam, That's what my baby feeds me, I'm her loving man." and thinking of Taco Box[es] and 9 1/2 Weeks...all this stuff about food and bare skinned chickens*
M.E.
Chicken restaurants.....boneless chicken....peen bone....taco box.....Stoney's chocha
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:51pm.
I don't think we're talking about the same Sharkey's, as the one I went to was a piece of shit knock-off of Shakey's in Hemet, Calif. Never go there if you travel through there. But I've been to Baja Fresh. Not that great, but OK. I'll raise you the chicken tacos at Chipotle!
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Must be a different one. Shakey's is a pizza joint I've never been to even though its on my block. Sharkey's is amazing mexican fast food. No likey Chipotle!
Oh nong o tong hong i nong gong, M.E.
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*shakes head*
Proudly announcing an entire platoon ramed your stanky ass.
Nice.
*vomits*
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:57pm.
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I know, right?!? Won't catch me complaining...
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
"Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:52pm.
I wish my boyfriend would go to The Taco Box tonight...
*snort*"
You named your vajayjay "The taco Box?" Hero pts!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:35pm.
Anyone ever heard of Taco Box?
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OMG. My husband LOVES to eat at the Taco Box!
*crickets*
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WOOOOOHOOO! LMFAO!
What the goddamn fuckity fuck are you fucking horz talking about?
Stoney!
This just came across the AP*****************
Jon and Kate have been living aprt for the last TWO YEARS! They have been lie telling to the American public!
The male version of this contraption is known as a cup.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:45pm.
BWHAHAAHAH! No, I'll pass on boney peen. Actually...
*contemplates desperation*
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Hong a Hong a Hong a!!! It's all in the mong ong tong i ong nong! :|
*thanking mr. & mrs. jack-n-the-hat for double dutch speak...now i'll be doing that song hong i tong all the time*
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LOL....
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:35pm.
Anyone ever heard of Taco Box?
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OMG. My husband LOVES to eat at the Taco Box!
*crickets*
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HA!
The whole 42nd airborne paratrooper division loooooves my taco box!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:52pm.
I wish my boyfriend would go to The Taco Box tonight...
*snort*
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BWHAHAH! Sauceh!
I wish my boyfriend would go to The Taco Box tonight...
*snort*
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:45pm.
BWHAHAAHAH! No, I'll pass on boney peen. Actually...
*contemplates desperation*
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Hong a Hong a Hong a!!! It's all in the mong ong tong i ong nong! :|
*thanking mr. & mrs. jack-n-the-hat for double dutch speak...now i'll be doing that song hong i tong all the time*
"Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:19pm.
@ Papa & MS - I will see your El Pollo Loco and raise you a Sharkey's. If you don't have a Sharkey's, I'll raise you a Baja Fresh. If you don't have a Baja Fresh, I'll raise you a Poquito Mas. Call."
I don't think we're talking about the same Sharkey's, as the one I went to was a piece of shit knock-off of Shakey's in Hemet, Calif. Never go there if you travel through there. But I've been to Baja Fresh. Not that great, but OK. I'll raise you the chicken tacos at Chipotle!
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Submitted by Queen of Poo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:35pm.
Anyone ever heard of Taco Box?
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OMG. My husband LOVES to eat at the Taco Box!
*crickets*
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Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:45pm.
BWHAHAAHAH! No, I'll pass on boney peen. Actually...
*contemplates desperation*
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EH: you like clit bone? Um, ok. And Momus is just showing off. She's conjugating the word oink in actual real Latin. Pay her no attention, lol.
*gives momus giant wedgie*
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OK EH WTF iz a fecking CLIT BONE
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:37pm.
I like pong e e nong bong o nong e.
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But surely not bong o nong e yong pong e e nong?!?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:39pm.
Yes.
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I need to jump my ass back on the short bus....I just got it!
Oink..pig latin...HA!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
The Kush ... to be followed by another hot item, The Tush.
Weed will never be legal, that would be too easy.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:39pm.
Yes.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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