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LMFAO at smartass Stoney
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*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:37pm.
I like pong e e nong bong o nong e.
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I like cong long i tong bong o nong e!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:02pm.
Gawd durnit. In spite of a hefty to-do list, I have only succeeded in doing my two favorite things today. Jack and shit!
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LOL...tidy it all up with some Coke and Couch!
@Sensima.
You are absolutely right.
It's high time that the herb was legal.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Um, I used those YEARS ago: it's called a rolled up wash cloth. $55? Are they serious?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:29pm.
Me and my friends used to do that with pig latin....so fun.
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Oinko, oinkas, oinkat, oinkatus, oinkant.
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What the hell is this?
Is it pig latin?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
I like pong e e nong bong o nong e.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:35pm.
preachin' to the choir.
but i am impressed that it is being passed for medical use in more states than just CA and that it's being decriminalized in more states.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:35pm.
Stoney...
I thought you were a fan of the bone
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*giggles*
I just fong a rong tong e dong.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:29pm.
Me and my friends used to do that with pig latin....so fun.
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Oinko, oinkas, oinkat, oinkatus, oinkant.
(present tense, indicative).
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Anyone ever heard of Taco Box? Its a drive thru mexican place. Havent been there in years I think it was in NM or Arizona cant remember , stopped there on vacation once. It was so good.
It's time to legalize it. TOO FUCKING BAD THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. It's funny how most people can't think objectively for one moment, to realize how fucked up it is that we live in a country where our government tells us we are not allowed to smoke a plant that has never directly killed a person, but has no qualms about alcohol distribution.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Stoney...
I thought you were a fan of the bone.
Healthy Choice has a new ice cream out and it is divine and not high in calories or fat...........
blueberry/pomogrante! Damn it is good stuff!
I've never tried Chik Fil A even tho we have one right over there.
I don't like eating chicken. It makes my b@@bies sore. THE HORMONES!
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:27pm.
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LoL. A match made in hell.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:27pm.
it's ALL boneless bitch!
i only eat boneless too, and no skin
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:19pm.
Baja Fresh!! Salsa Fresh!! boo to el pollo loco.
god, i miss the good mexi food in cali. :(
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I know! And that's only the fast food! I love food. Indian food out here is amazing, too. Well, just about every food you can imagine is out here. Yum.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:24pm.
HEy as far as answering the door to the bible guys. Me and the wife speak in what she said is "double dutch"... it's childinsh but it's funny as hell to see their reactions. You add "ong" to the end of every letter but pronounce the vowels.
Example - Dipshit would be pronounced "Don I Pong Song Hong I Tong"...
We also do it at the grocery store and look like the two whitest asians you've ever seen. Simple minds.
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Me and my friends used to do that with pig latin....so fun.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Please pass the chicken and brownies.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:25pm.
Wow, if you guys think Baja Fresh is good...you need to go to Texas and eat at Taco Cabana, Taco Bueno and Freebirds.
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Freebirds!!! Sign me up!
@MS - I hate Chipotle, too! Ew.
I only eat boneless chicken.
*sticks nose in air*
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:25pm.
ahhhh... they had a Freebirds in I.V. open all nite, best chicken nacho's ever. ever. ever. and of course perfect for 2 am munchies.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
First the fucking singing, now he's mad at me for being a BITCH because I'm a stoner who hasn't been high in over a week. I don't like drinking so it's my thing. It's okay for someone to throw a shit fit about wanting a beer but I guess it's not when you just want a fucking bong rip.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Popeyes is good but churchs is better because they basically give the chicken away at that place...plus I loooovve there potatoes there. I swear, I musta got like a 20 piece for under 10 dollars one day from there...just crazy!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:23pm.
freebird
I will agree with you on the Baja Fresh, but I stand my ground on Popeye's
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♪ Love that chicken from Popeye's♪
I haven't had it in a long time, so I don't really remember it. Had any Chappy's? Chicken AND fish!
(I never ate there but I do love to say Chappy's!) *Chappehs*
Chipotle gives me rot gut. Can't do it.
Wow, if you guys think Baja Fresh is good...you need to go to Texas and eat at Taco Cabana, Taco Bueno and Freebirds.
*I am drooooooooling just thinking about it*
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HEy as far as answering the door to the bible guys. Me and the wife speak in what she said is "double dutch"... it's childinsh but it's funny as hell to see their reactions. You add "ong" to the end of every letter but pronounce the vowels.
Example - Dipshit would be pronounced "Don I Pong Song Hong I Tong"...
We also do it at the grocery store and look like the two whitest asians you've ever seen. Simple minds.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Baja fresh is so fucking good cuz you can get those fish tacos there, but I prefer chipolte for the beef and chicken tacos....
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
freebird
I will agree with you on the Baja Fresh, but I stand my ground on Popeye's
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:19pm.
Baja Fresh!! Salsa Fresh!! boo to el pollo loco.
god, i miss the good mexi food in cali. :(
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:13pm.
I adore pierogi!
When in Father Superior's home country, I STUFF myself with them. Yumm!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:57pm.
A German comedian made this problem part of his stage show.
He said: Put some gree lighting up, open a can with mushy peas and smear them on your face, around the mouth. Put a CD with tense music in and when they ring the bell, you open and say with a demonic voice: I HAVE WAITED FOR YOU!!! MARHARHAR!!!!
That should work ;)
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LOL! That might be better than answering the door naked.
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Depends. You can open in a devil's outfit, with a big bloody knife, chainsaw with tissue bits on it, you can send your bulldog, make up a language when you reply so that they thing you're coocoo.....the list is endless.
You
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
ISMU - how's the basement coming along.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
@ Papa & MS - I will see your El Pollo Loco and raise you a Sharkey's. If you don't have a Sharkey's, I'll raise you a Baja Fresh. If you don't have a Baja Fresh, I'll raise you a Poquito Mas. Call.
I haz no Chik o Fil here.
chick fil a is yummy
"Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:15pm.
Chik Fil A is not better than El Pollo Loco and NOTHING can hold a candle to Popeye's. Now Popeye's is some fine ass chicken yo!"
Chik-Fil-A is a piece of shit restaurant that wishes they were as classy as El Pollo Loco.
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Chik Fil A is not better than El Pollo Loco and NOTHING can hold a candle to Popeye's. Now Popeye's is some fine ass chicken yo!
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:11pm.
i like bojangles better thank chik fil a
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I've never been to Chick Fil A. Is it good?
IDK if there are any around here.
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She's flat and that's that!
I can haz baklava?
http://www.baklava.com/
http://www.pierogi.com/
http://www.mrsfields.com/
Only 'cuz I lurves y'all.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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i like bojangles better thank chik fil a.
mmmmmm boberry biscuits!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
they dont have chik fil a where i be at. Is it better than KFC or pollo loco?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:04pm.
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You are going to shank me through the computer, but about 10 minutes ago, the agency we are office suite-mates with came in with HUGE, MONSTER brownies and chocolate chip cookies from a fundraiser.
I, too, have PMS. I almost ran a dead heat to get to the kitchen
*brushing crumbs off my chest*
OH! That is IT!
BROWNIES?
BAKLAVA?
ACCCCK........
Ima go home and bathe in some cake batter....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The nasty ethnic food ive eaten was Motza balls. it looked like chicken and dumplings or something so i was expecting a yummy doughy taste when I bit into it.....not so much. I almost hurled right on the spot...yuck!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*