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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:57pm.
A German comedian made this problem part of his stage show.
He said: Put some gree lighting up, open a can with mushy peas and smear them on your face, around the mouth. Put a CD with tense music in and when they ring the bell, you open and say with a demonic voice: I HAVE WAITED FOR YOU!!! MARHARHAR!!!!
That should work ;)
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LOL! That might be better than answering the door naked.
MMM Chik fil a
Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:03pm.
Thank you hon! *MUAH* :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:02pm.
I try to stay away, but I love their chicken salad! Fuck!
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:02pm.
don't tease me.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:57pm.
A German comedian made this problem part of his stage show.
He said: Put some green lighting up, open a can with mushy peas and smear them on your face, around the mouth. Put a CD with tense music in and when they ring the bell, you open and say with a demonic voice: I HAVE WAITED FOR YOU!!! MARHARHAR!!!!
That should work ;)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:54pm.
I'm sorry. Let me make it worse.
- Thanks, thanks a lot.
*runs to nearest orphanage for sum babehz*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
bitchette- I can axe her for the recipe and send it to you on FB.
*crying*
baklava!
gyros!
PEROGIES!!!!
Why, why why????????????
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I dont understand the anger either. People are retarded. Happens everyday. Theres no need to get upset about someone elses perceived fucktardedness. Just let them dig their own grave and be stupid and miserable until everyone decides to leave them alone and no one talks to them and they go away. They can only do so much, but you arent justified in your crazy mean-spiritdness just because someone else annoys you...
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:56pm.
can i have some baklava?
anybody got a good recipe?
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Oh man....a friend of mine made her own version of baklava "Hawaiian-style", using macadamia nuts and kahlua. It was worth killing for.
Anyone bitching about how religion and business don't mix better stay the fuck away from Chick Fil A and their delicious MSG-fried sammies!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Gawd durnit. In spite of a hefty to-do list, I have only succeeded in doing my two favorite things today. Jack and shit!
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:59pm.
well,.... i'm waiting... :P
'moby you're too old, let go
it's over, nobody listens to techno...'
'cept my monkey fighting boss! should i erase it from his itunes?????
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Osama's kidneys don't work (or he doesn't have them)? I did not know that! Good, I learned something toooday!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:54pm.
I'm sorry. Let me make it worse.
Near my home is this quaint mom-and-pop Greek and Russian bakery. The mom is Greek and the pop is Russian.
Perogis and baklava to die for.
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business and religion don't mix. it's like the Pope trying to run the world.
now I want a Gyro pita, w/cucumbers, tomatoes,feta.now :)
perez freaked out???? :D
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Why does that video make me feel so uncomfortable. My poor boobs.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:49pm.
12. WE'RE STUCK IN IRAQ.
BTW: We also cannot capture Osama bin Laden, a 6'6" man who needs kidney dialysis.
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I have sooooooooooooooooooooo
much to say about this, but not enough time today, bring this shit up tomorrow!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Honestly Flatsy, they just get away with it because no one ever calls them out on their horse shit, and some people even find it amusing. I think it's the definition of troll.
The anger obviously comes from being "INADEQUITE" (little lilo reference, not a grammar catastrophe!) IRL.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
bitchette- my sister makes some good baklava. Tastes just like the stuff we've gotten at the Greek Orthodox church before.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:52pm.
Jehova's Witness woman was ringing my parents' doorbell one Saturday evening.
She asked: Have you praised the Lord today?
My mum: Nahh....he will come home from work a bit later.
LOL
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A friend has those quite often, they memorize everything she tells them in passing so they ask about all her relatives, etc. Her neighbor told the Jev Witnesses that he worships the devil & they believed it!!!!
can i have some baklava?
anybody got a good recipe?
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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:55pm.
I don't understand the anger.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:48pm.
I know! I am much more of a cat in my disposistion anyway: likes to lay around, nice sometimes, then mean without reason, finicky, hateful, solitary.
Dogs are much nicer than me! I think she actually gave me a compliment!
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:51pm.
*muah*
*hands you metamucil*
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Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:53pm.
I think someone in the Miley post has sand in his bagina again.
Surprise, surprise, since their sole reason for coming here is being an inflammatory cunt and trying to feel a sense of power on the interwebs that they can't seem to get in real life.
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Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:52pm
DAMN YOU!
Now I want Baklava.
I haz teh PMS.
Ima ready to eat some babehz...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
i love cartman's jew song!! lol!!
Jew!.....
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Thanks again to everyone chimed in about the stain removers, all have been added to my Target list :)
Now if only there were a way to get pets to clean up after themselves. My boys are smart, but not THAT smart.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:50pm.
DG and Foxy - thanks for enlightening me.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:48pm.
BUT NO JEW BUSHES!
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I think someone in the Miley post has sand in his bagina again.
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She's flat and that's that!
Jehova's Witness woman was ringing my parents' doorbell one Saturday evening.
She asked: Have you praised the Lord today?
My mum: Nahh....he will come home from work a bit later.
LOL
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:49pm.
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and didn't Haliburton still get a sweet deal over in Iraq? I can't remember.
Thanks KD!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:48pm.
With baklava?
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There were kids in my childrens class who could not celebrate holidays so the school in turn would not clebrate holidays anymore. We did a popcorn drive and put the popcorn in halloween bags but the child wasnt allowed to have that, the child had to have a plain paper bag.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:46pm.
Hello?! OK, I'm back from lunch. Someone catch a trifling whore up.
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Um, and grammar corrections abound. Your sentence should actually read: "Someone catch-up a trifling..."
Reading backwards to find Stoney's rant.
I rely on a daily Stoney rant to keep me regular.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:48pm.
I know! I am much more of a cat in my disposistion anyway: likes to lay around, nice sometimes, then mean without reason, finicky, hateful, solitary.
Dogs are much nicer than me! I think she actually gave me a compliment!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
DG- Chuck is not banned. Must be oot and aboot. http://www.dlisted.com/user/22777
Bitchette- yes, I said Jahovah witnesses. Those people woke me up on a saturday morning once. I was NOT happy.
DG and Foxy - thanks for enlightening me.
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mormons on south park
joesph smith was called a prophet dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb dumb.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Sally - grammar, pet stains, alts and religion.
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:46pm.
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Too many conversations going on at once.
Stoney with terrific rant on xtian landscapers.
Uh, the war in Iraq is religious only the sense that we worship at the altar of petroleum.
Let's have a little political history lesson.
1. OPEC standing is based on how much oil a country produces.
2. Iraq has run out of oil.
3. Irag needs the oilfields in Kurdistan, near Turkey, and the oilfields in Kuwait.
4. Irag will not mount a war close to Turkey, a NATO allied country.
5. Irag invades Kuwait for the oilfields.
6. Kuwait calls on U.S. for help.
7. U.S. expels Iraq.
8. Halliburton Oil, which has Cheney is its back pocket, stupidly believes that Iraq has oil (obviously did not remember items 1 through 5 above).
9. Cheney convinces Bush to invade Iraq, under the lies of Iraq having WMDs, nuke-making plants, etc., to support Al-Quaida.
10. We did.
11. No oil, no WMDs, no nuke-making plants, no ties to Al-Quaida.
12. WE'RE STUCK IN IRAQ.
BTW: We also cannot capture Osama bin Laden, a 6'6" man who needs kidney dialysis.
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Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:46pm
If your Christian and need some yard work, Stoney can hook you up.
And snowpiece and I are having falafels later.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:44pm.
yeah, we had a girl in my class in grade school, who could not come to school on holidays, (valentines, halloween) or participate in making anything for holidays- Thanksgiving, Christmas...... poor girl! they said they had their own parties, but i don't believe them.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:32pm.
I guess I missed the YIP story.
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Jack head into yesterday's OP and check out the comments from about 3pm on, if you want to invest the time.
I was called by a fellow dlister a YIP YIP YIPPING dog.
YIP YIP YIP!
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