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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:43pm.
ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:35pm
The whole point of any engaging would be to limit the furthering of a conversation like that.
If it were me, I would just I appreciate the invite but no thanks.
However I deferred most of those types of conversations by getting a manager. Passing the buck,
GWAD BLESS 'MERIC
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Thats probably how I would go about it too. I usually just let people say what they are going to say then move on.
Where I live there is a lawn service that has "Let us worry about your lawn, let God take care of the rest" on the side of their truck. I think it's ridiculous to PRAY on the bible beaters just to mow a yard or two.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate holidays.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
@Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:24pm.
and it depends on your place of business(our cafe discusses all topics, we consider ourselves friends ;)
if the customer isnt a fanatic,I would state my beliefs briefly and tell them you respect theirs. If it's a case of wanting to convert you (JWitnesses) tell them you can not discuss religon at work. If they&you want to discuss further, meet after work.
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edited to clarify =)
Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:44pm.
i believe that LDS= mormon.
flatsy was right- Jehovah witnesses. they were like the mormons where i used to live- at your door every saturday.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Hello?! OK, I'm back from lunch. Someone catch a trifling whore up.
Oh good I'm glad someone finally mentioned Perez's beatdown. I wish MK would stop having class and report on it.
Latter Day Saints are those Mormom yahoos.
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Devilgirl - I'm posting the 411 on yip again - WITH LINKS!
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:42pm.
Queen of Sht started the yip thang, to wit:
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:02pm.
Devilgirl you are like one of those little dogs that never stops yipping. Yip Yip Yip.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/32634?page=4
http://www.dlisted.com/node/32634?page=3
WHERE IS OUR CHARLES MANSON? Does anyone know? Is he on vacay, banned? I miss Charles! : (
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Momus!
Oh! The White Knight!!! Good call!
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:40pm.
Not sure, but this lady I used to work with - their family ONLY celebrated wedding anniversaries. Not birthdays, Christmas, nada. I always felt bad for her kids only because they were like 5 and 9 and they had JUST RECENTLY converted to this religion. The kiddies no likey.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Bitchette- is it the Latter day Saint people? I think Jacko is one. Oh Jehovah Witnesses, or something like that.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:41pm.
Foxy, keep this avie, the baby fox is PRECIOUS!
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OK THEN!! IT's a MATCH! I was having hard times with it this morning (using the perez avie got me all messed up)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:32pm.
I guess I missed the YIP story.
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Jack head into yesterday's OP and check out the comments from about 3pm on, if you want to invest the time.
I was called by a fellow dlister a YIP YIP YIPPING dog.
YIP YIP YIP!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:41pm.
yes! *sigh* thank you :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:35pm
The whole point of any engaging would be to limit the furthering of a conversation like that.
If it were me, I would just I appreciate the invite but no thanks.
However I deferred most of those types of conversations by getting a manager. Passing the buck,
GWAD BLESS 'MERICA!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Queen of Sht started the yip thang, to wit:
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:02pm.
Devilgirl you are like one of those little dogs that never stops yipping. Yip Yip Yip.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/32634?page=4
http://www.dlisted.com/node/32634?page=3
(Pages 3 and 4 are hilar.)
Well I don't see any other religions naming their businesses and painting their trucks for their messiah. I mean, the Muslim guy next door to me didn't name his gas station Alright Allah. My Jewish coworker doesn't wear a Yaweh t-shirt everyday and try to convert me while I dlist.
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:40pm.
i'm having total brain fart.
who are the religous people who don't believe in holidays?
Jehovah Witnesses?
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She's flat and that's that!
Foxy, keep this avie, the baby fox is PRECIOUS!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
ISMU - as far as the tub. There is a product called Wonder Cleaner made by Delta Foremost Chemical. It cleans anything. Not sure how to buy it for residential use, though. I've only used it commercially. They have sales reps that are nationwide that mainly focus on restaurants, etc. but will sell to individuals if you can figure out who sells it in your area.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Its quite simple really....religion is used by the simple minded to validate divisive, mean-spirited beliefs against others in society. To declare opinions as supreme to all others...no matter how sound and progressive or educated other might be....
Religion is used by the intellectual not to validate his beliefs to the outside world or make his pertain that his beliefs are more importnat and worthwhile than others, but as a well of strength and guidance to draw upon when, a personal stregnth, to guide him through dark times...
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
@M.E.
Try this site:
http://www.petsmart.com/family/index.jsp?f=Taxonomy%2FPET%2F2767068&cate...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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i'm having total brain fart.
who are the religous people who don't believe in holidays?
my boss is playing moby AGAIN. prolly why i can't think!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:24pm.
I have that problem too and I am religious. I totally agree with you.
I don't care what others do or believe.
I was talking to my priest (whom is very, very cool btw) and I told him , Pablo my problem is that I am not a Hypocrite , I'm not sure I'm cut out for this religion. I Love Jesus, but I also love Alcohol, cigarretes and a good fuck. He started laughing and walked away shaking his head. I'm not too sure what it meant.
LOL! I think your priest was trying to say,
"Hey, we all have our vices, and there's not a damn thing wrong with giving into them if you're not hurting anyone while doing so." OR maybe he reminiscing on the days when he was allowed to do that stuff :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:33pm.
Foxy- These weren't my coworkers, they were customers. I felt like I was trapped as an employee because retail customers have this whacked ass sense of entitlement when it comes to customer service.
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I know. If it were me, I'd order them to get the FK outta mah house right now - no matter the consequence. Other than that, I just recommend showing them the hella angry eyebrowns.
Thanks JillyPoo
Ah ha.. thank you Momus.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
I will chime in with this via religion:
Please don't call my ass racist if I really abhor a religion that coincidently is associated with any given race.
They are two separate issues.
It gets on my last nerve.
My friend who I got my puppeh from suggest a solution of Spic n Span and water for getting pet stains out of the carpet.
Foxy- These weren't my coworkers, they were customers. I felt like I was trapped as an employee because retail customers have this whacked ass sense of entitlement when it comes to customer service.
KD- They were talking to me, trying to get me to come to their church because, in their opinion, Catholics are "Religion: UR Doin It Wrong".
Maybe it was my mistake to begin with to even engage but I seriously had no idea what to say.
Off the topic of religion but does anybody have a good way to clean fiberglass tub surrounds. I can get in there with any cleaner, a Scotchbrite pad or a Magic Eraser and NOTHING I've done makes the tread on the bottom look like it's clean.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:24pm.
I understand that but do you think its a double standard that people think its okay to hate on Christians like its nothing but if you were to hate on any other religion its not okay.
I think a lot of people who have a problem with over-zealous Christians have issues with every religion, myself included.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:28pm.
What are you talking about? Cos gets hated on in here daily and most people view Morons as a joke. In fact, the multi-trillion dollar war in Iraq is a religious war....I dont think you thought tht all the way through before your spoke. Happens sometimes....
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omg, EH. You're hilarious.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:32pm.
I guess I missed the YIP story.
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Apprently, YIP is the appropriate response to trolls who engage in commentroversy.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Event Horizon
What are you talking about? Cos gets hated on in here daily and most people view Morons as a joke. In fact, the multi-trillion dollar war in Iraq is a religious war....I dont think you thought tht all the way through before your spoke. Happens sometimes....
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Im not talking about just in here I mean every where.
But yeah this really isnt a good place to ask. I was just curious what others thought about the subject.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:19pm.
I'm pretty sure it's always grammatically incorrect to say "where are you from?" although I can't think of another way to say it.
"Where do you call home?" just sounds kind of retarded.
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From whence do you hail?
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:21pm.
Regarding The Bale in the Alice movie.
He should play The White Knight who Lewis Carroll claimed was patterned after himself.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I guess I missed the YIP story.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
ISMU- Were they talking to you or eachother? If to you, you could say a number of things like that it is too personal of a subject to you to discuss in the workplace, or something of that nature.
YIP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4pm.
A few weeks ago I was at work and two men came in to buy a water heater. I stuck with them because they wanted to open it to measure where the valve was and look it over and walked the cart it was on out of the aisle for them so they could be on their way.
They both basically start in on religion, asked where I worship and I felt so obligated to stand there listening to them go on and on about their beliefs and to take a card from them because I didn't want to offend them. I know that "the customer is always right" has to have boundaries but I had no idea what to say or how to extract myself from the situation.
Thoughts?
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Thats a hard one because you do not want to seem rude. When people talk to me about stuff I dont want to hear about I just glaze over and say yep uh huh. Thanks and thats the end of it.
Nice work there, QUEEN OF SHT. And *I* get called stupid??
LOL. IDIOT.
ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:24pm
Yikes.
Well, I think each of those situations is different every time, you did what you had to do at that moment.
There really is no catch all solution.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
why not use a $2 pillow?
friken hot weather, it's 97F here
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:24pm.
interrupt/ignore them and say 'did you have anymore ?'s about the water heater?'
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:24pm
I have been in a similar situation and had no idea how to remove myself from it. I wanted to say fuck off and keep shit to yourself but fear lightning strikes and the firey pits of hell.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:18pm.
My issue with religion is that some religious people like to push it down none-religious types' throats. If you're religious, fine, just keep it to yourself. And in my opinion, those who feel they need to shove their beliefs onto everyone else aren't sincere and are just trying to convince themselves that they believe in what they preach.
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I understand that but do you think its a double standard that people think its okay to hate on Christians like its nothing but if you were to hate on any other religion its not okay.
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What are you talking about? Cos gets hated on in here daily and most people view Morons as a joke. In fact, the multi-trillion dollar war in Iraq is a religious war....I dont think you thought tht all the way through before your spoke. Happens sometimes....
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
I like to sing, too but I don't really just sit and sing to myself or hum a lot. I don't like to disturb other people. I am overly considerate. Maybe I should let that go. I'm not that bad of a singer, though, I probably wouldn't say it out loud.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:24pm.
all religions get attacked here.
everything and everybody gets attacked here.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!