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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:16pm.
I are confused.
i thought it was only wrong to say
'where is the library AT?'
instead of 'where is the library?"
but how could you say 'where are you...?' without saying 'from'?
YEAH!!!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Yip Yip Yip
I read that the $1 store stain removers are just as good as the regular ones....some article on yahoo.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
@JillyPoo:
It did with my mother's cats vomit and piss stains.
And it is a cheap alternative to pricey cleaning agent.
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It's a Suffragette City!
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:18pm.
My issue with religion is that some religious people like to push it down none-religious types' throats.
I have that problem too and I am religious. I totally agree with you.
I don't care what others do or believe.
I was talking to my priest (whom is very, very cool btw) and I told him , Pablo my problem is that I am not a Hypocrite , I'm not sure I'm cut out for this religion. I Love Jesus, but I also love Alcohol, cigarretes and a good fuck. He started laughing and walked away shaking his head. I'm not too sure what it meant.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:19pm.
I'm pretty sure it's always grammatically incorrect to say "where are you from?" although I can't think of another way to say it.
"Where do you call home?" just sounds kind of retarded.
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Question:
A few weeks ago I was at work and two men came in to buy a water heater. I stuck with them because they wanted to open it to measure where the valve was and look it over and walked the cart it was on out of the aisle for them so they could be on their way.
They both basically start in on religion, asked where I worship and I felt so obligated to stand there listening to them go on and on about their beliefs and to take a card from them because I didn't want to offend them. I know that "the customer is always right" has to have boundaries but I had no idea what to say or how to extract myself from the situation.
Thoughts?
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:18pm.
My issue with religion is that some religious people like to push it down none-religious types' throats. If you're religious, fine, just keep it to yourself. And in my opinion, those who feel they need to shove their beliefs onto everyone else aren't sincere and are just trying to convince themselves that they believe in what they preach.
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I understand that but do you think its a double standard that people think its okay to hate on Christians like its nothing but if you were to hate on any other religion its not okay.
LOL at POLECATS... WTF? Only in south AL.. and no haters! I from the backwards ass south (MS and AL) so I can make fun.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:16pm.
I are confused.
i thought it was only wrong to say
'where is the library AT?'
instead of 'where is the library?"
but how could you say 'where are you...?' without saying 'from'?
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That makes sense. And I don't have an answer.
Brandi: that's what I'm dreaming of...I found a new place that bakes them instead of frying them and they are so freaking good!
like with chopped up tomato and cukes etc? ha ha I can't wait.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Jillypoo,
I can only use natural cleaners with rabbits in the house, so 1/3 ammonia mix w/hot water, make sure all solid material is up and dab dab dab!
CTH!
I know!!! I was going to do laundry today....but maybe tonight!!
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bmitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:16pm.
ugh.
fuck that, that's too hot.
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Fucka doodle-do.
LOL jack.
Apparently skunks are called POLECATS in Southern Alabama. I learned that crazy shit last weekend.
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i'm glad it's only 90 degrees here today.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Provolone that was funny lol.
Shaving cream to clean the carpet?
Foxy, Dallas, and Flatsy - thanks for your suggestions!
Die gelangweilt... - never tried shaving cream; does that actually work?!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Hey, now that Danity Kane has broken up, I have an idea for a new all girl/tranny band. I want to name them Young Indigent Pussy.
That way the audience could cheer them on by YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIPPING!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:16pm.
I are confused.
i thought it was only wrong to say
'where is the library AT?'
instead of 'where is the library?"
but how could you say 'where are you...?' without saying 'from'?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
snowpiece on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:18pm
ooooo, falafel with hummos wraps....mmmmmmmmmm
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Just visted the Oxford English Dictionary website.
Apparently, "gauntlet" is now an acceptable pronunciation for "gantlet". Damnation. Now, I have give up that pet peeve.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:16pm.
LOL... for some odd reason I pictured a blonde lady from Memphis saying that to someone.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
My issue with religion is that some religious people like to push it down none-religious types' throats. If you're religious, fine, just keep it to yourself. And in my opinion, those who feel they need to shove their beliefs onto everyone else aren't sincere and are just trying to convince themselves that they believe in what they preach.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I have been thinking all day about the yummy falafels I have at home, LOL and that's not a euphamism!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
@JillyPoo:
Have you ever tried shaving cream?
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It's a Suffragette City!
JillyPoo, try Clorox Oxi Magic.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:16pm.
YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP
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LOL
Not to mention ten/tin. ??? ok, yall are just teasin me now :/ bye for now :)
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:15pm.
We're pushing 100 fucking degrees with 1 million % humidity!!
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Jillypoo ~ The best carpet cleaner for ANY pet stain is "Spot Shot"! It is in an aresol can (blue) with an orange top.
YipYipYipYipYip
Blah Blah Blah.
I'm SO immature.
YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP = Young Indigent Pussy.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Jack, you should know by now that I hate my neighbor, lol.
By the way, this conversation reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. Southern Lady goes to the big city and arrives at a party. Northern Lady greets Southern Lady and Southern Lady says "Why hello! So nice to meet you! Where are you from?" and Northern Lady says "Where I'm from we don't end our sentences in prepositions" and Southern Lady says "Ok then! Where are you from, bitch?"
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YipYipYipYipYip
Blah Blah Blah.
I'm SO immature.
As far as religions go...i love when the muslim food cart guys in NYC pray one of their 50 times a day, i get to steal a Snapple!! hahahahhahaha
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
i'm a singer too. loud.
but i couldn't keep it up for 8 hrs!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
fuck it's hot here
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Fucka doodle-do.
I dont use multiple aliases at the same time, if one is deleted then i make one more. i dont use different names just to eff with people.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:11pm.
Ok, I have a question for all the pet owners out there: Which stain removers have you found to be best for pet stains, specifically vomit? I woke up this morning to find that one of my pups left me a nice little surprise, and Resolve just isn't cutting it this time.
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Oh honey!! OXYCLEAN + Carpet shampooer. I have my own. 1 dog, two cats. It seems to never stop.
Next place I live will either be in a NO CARPET apt/house or in a coffin.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:07pm.
Speaking of people who say shit weird, have any of you ever heard someone ask you to "mash" the elevator button? I heard that shit once and nearly pissed myself laughing right in front of the dood.
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Mash brings to mind something a little more violent than your typical button push. MASH IT MASH IT MASH IT! I love to freak people out in elevators.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue,
says "gauntlet" (an armored glove) for "gantlet" (an ordeal or an obstacle course).
MTV RR/RW Challenge spells it the 'Gauntlet', lol. Goddam MTV! did not know it was spelled differently when meaning obstacle course.
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well hell. there was a clint eastwood movie called the gauntlet, and it wasnt about an armored glove lol i have to admit i didnt know the difference either :( fuckin public school! i have to go get my son bbl :)
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
Thanks to the people who are intelligent enough to post like an adult. I like to hear different opinions on that topic.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:03pm.
@modianos -NO, they aren't!!!!!! It's shocking. I asked a woman for a PEN to do a crossword puzzle on the plane...she tried to give me a straight PIN from her brooch...no bullshitting.
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uh. well. how do you say it then? lol lawd im soooo texan. i swear i didnt know there was a difference.
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I'm originally from Alabama and now live in NY and I have trouble with that one too. Not to mention ten/tin. Now when I go home my brother mocks me for not saying those the same. :)
edit: sorry about all that garbage
from dictionary.com:
gaunt⋅let2 /ˈgɔntlɪt, ˈgɑnt-/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [gawnt-lit, gahnt-] Show IPA
–noun 1. a former punishment, chiefly military, in which the offender was made to run between two rows of men who struck at him with switches or weapons as he passed.
2. the two rows of men administering this punishment.
3. an attack from two or all sides.
4. trying conditions; an ordeal.
5. gantlet 1 (def. 1).
–verb (used with object) 6. gantlet 1 (def. 3).
—Idiom7. run the gauntlet, to suffer severe criticism or tribulation.
Farrah- I am at warp speed YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:55pm.
So, she's a loon and doesn't understand why you aren't? And you just don't talk anymore? Bonus.
But, her son hangs out with your son? Interesting.
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That's a RIOT!!!!!!! LOL. Her son comes over to see MY HUSBAND!!!
Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:05pm.
I put down ALL religions, by the way.
-PRAZE CHEESUS, HALE SUZY AND ALLAHUAH!
p.s. If I show no interest in anyway shape or form about one's "religious" make-up, don't assume that is a green light to "enlighten" and "save" me.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:09pm.
Love thy neighbor...
*winks at Stoney*
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:05pm.
I always have to think of that one song when I see a picture of Dave. I know numerous by them, but Pimpf is just something special.
Perhaps because I got drunk for the very first time while listening to it. Good times
Oh Lord I am a DM loonie. They really take me somewhere else.
I have tickets to see them on 39 days.
Dave got me at Never let me down again, which was the first song I've ever heard of them.
I can't choose a Favorite. I just can't
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Ok, I have a question for all the pet owners out there: Which stain removers have you found to be best for pet stains, specifically vomit? I woke up this morning to find that one of my pups left me a nice little surprise, and Resolve just isn't cutting it this time.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08