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I don't like any organized religion. I think that the furor comes from our overly politically correct society.
Please don't throw anything at me.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:55pm.
So, she's a loon and doesn't understand why you aren't? And you just don't talk anymore? Bonus.
But, her son hangs out with your son? Interesting.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:01pm.
not that i see many either, but i got reeeaaal excited when businesses here put up Obama signs. :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
M.E.,
She's gonna be a big girl!!! She will be great with your (i got it right!) babies!!
What the Lion is to the Cat, the Mastiff is to the Dog!!!!
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conversate. i know yall have heard people say that. and no, ive never heard anyone say mash the button lol
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 -
Yip Yip Yip Yip
DG - on a scale of 1 to 10, what level of yip are we (at) today?
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YIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!
how's yours?
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It's gonna be a 10 as soon as the Queen of Sht gets going.
That has to be the stupidest thing ever..... this took over 5 minutes to write cause I'm laughing so hard I'm shaking uncontrollably and can't see through the tears.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue,
says "gauntlet" (an armored glove) for "gantlet" (an ordeal or an obstacle course).
MTV RR/RW Challenge spells it the 'Gauntlet', lol. Goddam MTV! did not know it was spelled differently when meaning obstacle course.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:06pm.
Aw, I'm so upset. I was really hoping for your undying love for all eternity.
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EH fuck off, everyone knows you were La Kuku and Falkor so STOP YOUR FIBBIN!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:04pm.
@M.E./Fox-
No, I asked why there was 800 post in yesterdays OP and someone said because of your aliases and they needed to ignore me....even though I have no alias, dont start sh*t and hadnt said 10 words yet!
Im just the scapegoat for any fuddyduddyness that goes on around here...
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I know. I believe you.
The Queen of Poo/Sht, who just arrived to this thread, is the reason yesterday's Open Post went over 800.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:03pm.
@modianos -NO, they aren't!!!!!! It's shocking. I asked a woman for a PEN to do a crossword puzzle on the plane...she tried to give me a straight PIN from her brooch...no bullshitting.
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uh. well. how do you say it then? lol lawd im soooo texan. i swear i didnt know there was a difference.
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:02pm.
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For me, the word Christian is a blanket term that embodies the majority of religions in the places I've lived. Therefore it's the dominant faith and the one that is most often thrown into places I feel a declaration of religion doesn't belong. That aside, I don't want anybody of any faith forcing unsolicited religious opinions on me. Christians just happen to be the local in-your-facers.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:02pm.
I have a question.
I don't agree with you. I Don't like to fight about religion either because people take stuff too personal, We usually criticize all Hypocrites.
is not a secret I am a Proud Catholic, but I have been known for rant away agaist my own, I can't fucking stand Hypocrites and usually Christians are the first to trow the first stone.
IMO
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Speaking of people who say shit weird, have any of you ever heard someone ask you to "mash" the elevator button? I heard that shit once and nearly pissed myself laughing right in front of the dood.
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I'd just dump a bitch if they had your attitude on the topic, Stoney. There is a thing called a little bit of fucking consideration when you're on an 8 hour car ride with someone. It's like saying "I've been shitting my pants since I was a baby and I'm not going to stop just because some bitch thinks I smell bad!"
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
The Queen of Sht is back.
(DG - I tole you!)
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 -
Yip Yip Yip Yip
DG - on a scale of 1 to 10, what level of yip are we (at) today?
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YIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!
how's yours?
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help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
I always have to think of that one song when I see a picture of Dave. I know numerous by them, but Pimpf is just something special.
Perhaps because I got drunk for the very first time while listening to it. Good times.
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It's a Suffragette City!
I put down ALL religions, by the way.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:01pm.
So do the Holy Lawn Rollers set a bush on fire before they leave too?
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LMFAO!!!!!
@M.E./Fox-
No, I asked why there was 800 post in yesterdays OP and someone said because of your aliases and they needed to ignore me....even though I have no alias, dont start sh*t and hadnt said 10 words yet!
Im just the scapegoat for any fuddyduddyness that goes on around here...
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:01pm.
So do the Holy Lawn Rollers set a bush on fire before they leave too?
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FUCK ME!!! thats the funniest thing ive read all day!
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
Smurfy, Bush said it too, but I think he eventually got it right. No one ever corrected Palin though. I wonder if she's still clueless.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:00pm.
OH...Did you kids see the moment that Piggiez got popped???
http://drinktheglitter.com/2009/06/22/drinktheglittercom-perez-punch-exc...
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Beautiful!!! I can totally hear the high-pitched scream coming from that picture!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Clarisse, she's been BH's dream forever. But pure breeds, papered an all are usually so damn expensive. We got a sweet deal on her. Couldn't pass it up.
She is the sweetest thing EVER! Right now. LOL I feel like I've purchased my kids a pony.
@modianos -NO, they aren't!!!!!! It's shocking. I asked a woman for a PEN to do a crossword puzzle on the plane...she tried to give me a straight PIN from her brooch...no bullshitting.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:01pm.
So do the Holy Lawn Rollers set a bush on fire before they leave too?
Ok....That's just damn funny.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:52pm
My pet pronunciation peeves are when someone says "mis-chee-vee-us" for "mischievous" (there's no i after the v) and when someone says "gauntlet" (an armored glove) for "gantlet" (an ordeal or an obstacle course).
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Whos eating Mexican Food!
As a frequent hummer and singer I'm gonna have to say that it pisses me the FUCK off when my boyfriend tells me to stop. I've been fucking singing my whole goddamn life and I'm not gonna stop just because YOU don't like it. Fucking leave if you don't want to hear it. It's who I am. Don't take away my fucking joy.
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I have a question.
WHy is it ok to put down Christians and speak bad about their religion but if someone was putting down a different religion people would be screaming that its prejudiced etc. and having a fit. Really why is there such a double standard when it comes to that topic. Not looking for a fight or smart ass comments just peoples opinions.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:58pm.
I also can't hate on people mispronouncing words either. I am Texan, I say shit funny. Especially living here in NY...I get some weird looks sometimes. Pen/Pin sound exactly the same coming out of my mouth...I confuse people all the time here.
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umm...theyre not pronounced the same? forgive me, im from texas too :)
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:54pm.
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I get what you're saying, bunny. Maybe I would be on the support-what-I-support bandwagon if ANY of the business around here who had the stones to push their beliefs out there had ones I share.
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:00pm.
SHT! I just did the "your" instead of "you're" thing. It's totally subconscious. Not cuz I'm THAT stupid.
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Ha ha! I noticed that too but I thought you making a joke.
So do the Holy Lawn Rollers set a bush on fire before they leave too?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
M.E.
You have NO IDEA how jellus I am!!! Mastiff is my DREAAAAAAAAAM dog!! Just as soon as I get a place big enough for a 180lb dog and downsize the pet population under my roof, I will have a bowlin ball head too!!!!!
OH...Did you kids see the moment that Piggiez got popped???
http://drinktheglitter.com/2009/06/22/drinktheglittercom-perez-punch-exc...
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SHT! I just did the "your" instead of "you're" thing. It's totally subconscious. Not cuz I'm THAT stupid.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:44pm.
NO JEW BUSHES!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!
but jew bushes make you da most $!
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WTF am I supposed to do know?? UH?? My front yard (and back) are out of control and they can't get attention for being Jewish Bushes?? *spit*
i'm only worried about the jewish Bushes cause the backyard is the BF's bidness, but he's a heathen! LAWN NAZIS!!!
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i mean why ARENT you hwores on myspace. ugh. just go make a page right quick. ill wait.
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:51pm.
Now I dun told you hoes I dont post as anyone other than EH on here right now and I dont know what the fuck youre talking about when you say something bout aliases.
I come here to make people laugh and be salacious and I dont deserve to have it dictated who can and cant talk to me. So clicky and stupid, if you like what im saying talk, if you dont, dont talk...
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I try to talk to you. But your all inside your head or something.
BTW, it's clique-y.
Click click click
Yip Yip Yip Yip
DG - on a scale of 1 to 10, what level of yip are we (at) today?
So if I get the Kush, then I will quit waking up with a hand that is half asleep? But then where will I rest my hand?
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:52pm.
I hate hate HATE when people misprononunce nuclear as "nu-cue-lar." It's not that fucking hard! I'm talking to YOU G-Dub!
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Here here! I call a bitch out when they do that to me. Do you mean 'new-clear?' Dumbass. *pronouncing the b*
Ooooh, that's another one that gets me - pronouncing the g in singing. It's silent!!!!
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:52pm.
I hate hate HATE when people misprononunce nuclear as "nu-cue-lar." It's not that fucking hard! I'm talking to YOU G-Dub!
The only person I've ever heard say it like that, was Sara Palin.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:44pm.
Ok I was driving down the fucking street today and I pull up behind a truck that is emblazed with a business name. CHRISTIAN CUTTERS LAWN SERVICE.
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Unfortunately, a lot of Christians are more likely to bring their business to those that call themselves Christians than just some regular reputable establishment. I don't even think that is Biblical to do such things because they are getting really good at keeping to themselves when they are supposedly supposed to be "going out into the world", but whatever. And you know, Christians wouldn't try to cheat you out of anything because they are perfect and all. *sarcasm*
I also can't hate on people mispronouncing words either. I am Texan, I say shit funny. Especially living here in NY...I get some weird looks sometimes. Pen/Pin sound exactly the same coming out of my mouth...I confuse people all the time here.
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oh, and why are you hwores on myspace? frillz. <~yall can blame my daughter for that made up word.
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:50pm.
@ smurf: Do you know the song 'Pimpf' by DM?
yes, I Love that song. The first time I heard it I was scared; I have a ritual:
Everytime I buy a DM's CD I wait until is night I go to my room and turn all the lights off, (overtime I choose to be drunk or high while doing it, but in the beggining was just me& darkness)and just enjoy the magnificence of their music. Why?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
@ Freebird! Hahahahahaha. I bet we do ;)
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:53pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:47pm.
Hell, happy loon free anniversary!
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But she's still THERE! She's the naybor over teh wall. We glare at each other when we HAVE to pass each other.
Her son still comes over our house, though, and helps himself to whatever he needs from the fridge.