This Isn't How You Sit In A Chair
Actually, it's how I sit in a chair when certain circumstances (spoiler alert: rowdy ass sex) forces me to do so. Miley, however, is just doing that thing she does when she's trying to be sexy. Or maybe she's pushing out a caca balloon. I don't know, but apparently these pictures caused a bunch of little hos to freak out. Adam Shankman, the director of Miley's movie, posted this shit on his Twitter page and later defended the pictures by writing:
"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's like my angel little sister."
Why is everyone still surprised that Miley's pictures look like they came directly from a Craigslist ad. This is what she does! When homegirl isn't chewing on wood to keep her Chiclets sharp, she's doing this. In unison: She's just being Miley!
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Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site www.sugarscupid. com with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
Submitted by astriastar on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:05am.
It's alright. Great minds think alike and stuff! ;-)
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
30 dating a 16yo?
Try 62 dating a 22yo...
yup, thats James Woods dating Ashley Madison.
He started courting her when she was 18.
hhmmm... and it's his buddy's daughter- WTF is his buddy thinking? Wonder how he feels to have his old fart friend shtuping his young, barely legal daughter?
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
doesn't this beaver have a dam to build? seriously... this "leaked" picture of a "sexy" 16 year old shit is getting old... settle in to Disney, hun.. it's the only thing you got
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yep, it's just a matter of time before this trailer trash has a sex tape "leaked". Doesn't she have a PR person who should be keeping her under control? What about her Dad? And that second picture is just creepy and gross.
Edit: Sorry Khensu, I didn't realize you said the exact same thing... I didn't mean to plagiarize. :)
Uh, that second picture is fucking creepy...
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:56pm.
Sorry for getting personal M.E., it was uncalled for, but I still don't like you and you know why. It's because you're an insufferable bitch, plain and simple, and most bitches don't play nice with each other.
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Da DListed gay interspecies marriage of the CENTURY....HWAT! Yeah, you'll go on GMA...or if you must some Canadian show...
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I'm still working on a snappy comeback to this. Hang on.
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A Mexican gyno? If you're putting together a mariachi band, yes go Mexican; down there, you want a Jew.
Andy - Weeds
I like Miley's brother in Metro Station:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpU78IeTx_c
If I was her mother I'd beat her ass and exorcise the slut out of her.
I'm calling 57-ish on the director. Check out his crepey neck.
Plus, what are the chances Miley was high during these photos?
I think she looks high.
I try to like Miley, I really do. I'm even listening to "See You Again" right now (I also have Hilary Duff and Aly & AJ).
But she's such a slut, dear God. I feel like I've seen these photos on the facebooks of every sorority girl in America. Next thing I know, she's going to debut a set of triple D breast implants.
And yes, *slutty* 16-17 year old girls also tend to act this way too. There are also lots of 16 year old coke whores. I don't see how that justifies (tryhard) "sexy" pictures.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:12pm.
I'm shocked, appalled and horrified...not really. It seems at this age need to show their inner sluttinees sometimes.
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That's another good point, achally. It's budding sexuality...kids do that at all stages - as they develop and gain new perspective they have a tendency to overdo it with the practice....they wanna grow up is all. And yeah - the adults in their life are responsible for helping them to keep that under control, understand the new perils they may face and how to avoid them...
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I'm shocked, appalled and horrified...not really. It seems at this age need to show their inner sluttinees sometimes.
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'The fuck happened...
On a Miley thread?
Really?
Well, this is my proof that we indeed miss Crazy Shitney and obviously some of us are channeling the displaced toilet bats and leaking the taco sauce lower chats on to Miley.
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Jesus Christ, she looks so butt.fucking.ugly in that pic with the pervy director (who looks like he's never seen a vag in his entire life).
"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously!
Yeah this looks like great fun!
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 9:24pm.
I mean, having teens is like having dogs...You know there's a leash law and you try to abide by it, but you also know that randy pussy sniffin' ho can jump a fence or whatnot in seconds...You don't need some neighbor tyna intice your Fifi to get it on with Fido....but that shit happens...
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Da DListed gay interspecies marriage of the CENTURY....HWAT! Yeah, you'll go on GMA...or if you must some Canadian show... touting the merits of gay interspecies love...and I'll go on Animal Planet explaining why I find the term "beastiality" offensive...
We are SOOOOOOO progressive....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I mean, having teens is like having dogs...You know there's a leash law and you try to abide by it, but you also know that randy pussy sniffin' ho can jump a fence or whatnot in seconds...You don't need some neighbor tyna intice your Fifi to get it on with Fido....but that shit happens...
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Angle - colgate tests their products on animals? not fat white kitties judging by the halitosis in here!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:59pm.
...BUT if some teen skank fucked my teen skank then neither of those whores should go to jail...
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That's the worst...I know a guy who knows a guy kinda thing...where he's got that shit on his permanent record and it's like - he was 16 and she was 15 or some shit and they were real for real dating and everything....and the worst was she wasn't even pregnant or anything - she got chlamydia. Ha! - so he WAS a cheater but still...
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See, now THEN we're talking about two skanks legally being on the same skank field...Now that's unforch that that shit happened, BUT each skank was of the same mentality....
I mean, having teens is like having dogs...You know there's a leash law and you try to abide by it, but you also know that randy pussy sniffin' ho can jump a fence or whatnot in seconds...You don't need some neighbor tyna intice your Fifi to get it on with Fido....but that shit happens...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:59pm.
...BUT if some teen skank fucked my teen skank then neither of those whores should go to jail...
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That's the worst...I know a guy who knows a guy kinda thing...where he's got that shit on his permanent record and it's like - he was 16 and she was 15 or some shit and they were real for real dating and everything....and the worst was she wasn't even pregnant or anything - she got chlamydia. Ha! - so he WAS a cheater but still...
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:33pm.
Angle - ditto! me too! I love those naive posts.
Tiger - way to suck the wind out of our sails... in a non-sexual way of course.
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No, I'm not tryna do that. I'm just saying for ALL the naysayers who proclaim that biology dictates that they must fuck youngin's, that the LAW dictates, not on the PARENTS' watch....And I find that right. NOT on my watch would you EVAH fuck my underage child and not pay the consequences...including going to jail for it to learn ya not to do that shit again even if nuffin' happened to MY (legally dependent) offspring....THAT'S what I meant to say...BUT if some teen skank fucked my teen skank then neither of those whores should go to jail...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The problem with all this is that that's what it's about. That's the industry - it's basically a big porn shop. Young girls are expected to be as as sexy as possible to make it. They're all in hair and makeup saying: Now THIS is a job well-done. And it looks perverted. Honestly, I don't think it is - I think the fact he's twittering it just goes to show that; the picture's not secret. In fact, it's VERY public. He's proud. She's proud. They're doing what they THINK their supposed to do.
So people are up in arms. Well, that's good - it's a statement. Now everyone has to go the extra mile and NOT support it. That means sacrifice. That means: No - you can't see every(any)(Disney) movie you want to see because you have a moral obligation to uphold your standards. No, you can't buy every (any) CD; you can't buy every (any) magazine; watch every tv show...You can't just TALK about what's morally acceptable on one day and then go put money into the hands of the people who insult your standards on the next.
But you'll feel the sacrifice of that. They've made it that way; it's how they control us. Not just the "keeping up with the Jonses" stuff but I remember my "animal rights activist" friend buying Colgate at the drugstore and I told her: "You know they experiment on animals, right? And Colgate-Palmolive is a HUMONGOUS corporation - that's a lot of animals..." She thought for a minute and said: "Yeah, but it's the only cheap one!"
And instead of taking back control, we whine and complain. Do you really think they care about that? As long as the money keeps coming in they know we're all a bunch of hypocrites and they couldn't care less about that if they tried.
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Submitted by suck41 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:41pm.
Does Billy Ray see what I see? An old guy w/his 16teen yr old & it appears Daddy's girl liked taking it from behind.
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Have you seen the bordering-on-incestuous photo of Billy Ray and Miley in Vanity Fair?
http://toppayingideas.com/blog/2008/04/28/miley-cyrus-vanity-fair-photos...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Does Billy Ray see what I see? An old guy w/his 16teen yr old & it appears Daddy's girl liked taking it from behind.
"The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other." - Mario Puzo
The term "age of consent" means that the person is old enough to understand the consequences of consenting to have sex and if the person does consent to have sex, then rape is not forcible but the intercourse is still not legal. Thus, making the act "statutory rape".
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Angle - ditto! me too! I love those naive posts.
Tiger - way to suck the wind out of our sails... in a non-sexual way of course.
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Whores, the reason for the 'age of consent' laws is NOT so no one can fuck a teen. It's cuz THE PARENTS of said slut would have to bear the responsibilities of the consequences of said fucking...Namely, a pregnancy out of wedlock that in days of yore could be denied...That's the history of these laws...In the olden days, you could marry a bitch off at 14 without blinking an eye...She was a burden removed. Nowadays, you have to support your crotch gremlins for like 18 years, which means, not only if some ol' skeezer gets your lil' princess pregs, but also, if some cougar skank gives your son the clap, you are legally responsible for the doctor's bill UNLESS it can be proven otherwise ONLY under a statetory rape law....(even then, good luck)...
These laws are NOT about deciding what age is mature enough for consensual sex. They are more and more about who's liable for the fall out of the consensual sex? And that's the way it should be...
If my 15 year old daughter gets knocked up by some 30 y/o man. I AIN'T PAYIN' FOR SHIT! I did not consent to this on her behalf. She can not even consent to a contract under the law, so you GO TO JAIL...Same thing if some 30 y/o whore gets knocked up by my 15 y/o son...I no co-sign...you go to jail...
It ain't about teen sex; it's about holding those liable for their intrusion into your life as a parent.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:00pm.
6. Any thread where a newbie wonders in & innocently asked why all the hate, not knowing all the wrath they are going to incur.
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LOL! Are you crazy?!? Those are my favourite. The first thing I do when I get here is look on the marquee for "Why all the hate?"
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I don't get it. Bitch has taken like a bajillion pictures but for some reason she still thinks that sticking out her chipmunk teefs is a hot pose.
Wowee.
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Not me, Paris. I had my 1st bf when I was 5 and in kindergarten. But I never tried to sex it up. I was just ... there. Never was trying to sell anything, as Ms. Cyrus is. Wait til she's 18. We'll be bleaching our eyeballs.
Sorry for getting personal M.E., it was uncalled for, but I still don't like you and you know why. It's because you're an insufferable bitch, plain and simple, and most bitches don't play nice with each other.
And you Fox....whoever you are. Most people don't come off sounding like Daisy Sunshine on Dlisted, you were just bitching about Ricki Lake two seconds ago. I am a bitch, but "bitter" is not the word for my feelings toward M.E., trust me.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Miley tries so hard to be sexy. I don't remember even thinking about what was sexy until I was about 17-18 and even then I felt awkward kissing a boy. Weird.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:37pm.
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true, however an 18/19yo male is considered an adult, so what's really the difference? An adult is an adult is an adult is an adult...know what I mean?
An 18 year old has just as much in common with a 14 year old as a 30yo with a 16yo...right?? Both can be arrested for statutory rape.
FOr the biological part: I believe that men are trained tobe monogomous by society.. not nessesarily seeking the youngest, but seeking ALL potential mates. Just as women seek the most powerful, Alpha-type male (hence GOLD DIGGERS)...
ok.. gotta get up now.
Baby is fine. Contemplating formula feeding.. right now it's 95%/5% but damn, he'll eat for 45+ minutes at a time and having 2 other hellions to deal with is taking it's toll...
thanks for asking :)
People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
Miley look at Lindsay at 22 years old, THATS YOU AT 20! wake up fool!
Do yourself a favor Miley and ask whichever of your parents (the one you think it's the most responsible-ish) to help you get your hoo-ha pipes shut AT LEAST 5 years after your Disney contract is over. TRUST.
chefcami - being a 14,14 year old girl, dating a 15, 17, 18 year old guy is far different from a 16 year old girl with a 30 year old man.
Gotta go.
Hows the big babay? ♥
thats funny.
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
Crickets, crickets, crickets.
I agree M.E. too old+ too young= fucked up brainz. hehe.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:31pm
funny how when I was 14 and 15 I wanted guys that were 18/19. Maybe things were different to teenagers in the 80's?
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:00pm.
Adds Miley to the list of threads to avoid:
LIST OF THREADS TO AVOID
1. Angelina
2. Jennifer Aniston (cause it will lead to AJ comments)
3. Brad (cause it will lead to Jenn comments which leads to Angelina comments)
4. Kate Gosselin
5. Any open posts
6. Any thread where a newbie wonders in & innocently asked why all the hate, not knowing all the wrath they are going to incur.
7. *NEW* Miley Cyrus.
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hey, you need to add to #6 "...and types FIRST on a new thread"
thats really annoying.
in fact, this thread is really annoying too. we're all a group of crazy fucks.. so what? GET OVER YOURSELVES..lord know I had to!
People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
Foxy - LMAO! You're doing fine dahling.
Summary of my thoughts, I find it sick for any adult to even think it's acceptable to date, have sex with or even flirt with a child or teenager. Not only is it ILLEGAL, something has got to be fucked in your brainz.
Good Night Foxy and you other sluts!! Have a good one!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:28pm.
You are just bitter because I post in the forum and I do not agree with everything you say.
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Oh snap! on "bitter"
I'll repeat, to make it easier for you, I will again start quoting the post I am responding to, since, well, I was following MY conversation with dandi, NOT yours.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:25pm.
ME, you've always been a fucking CUNT to me, I just chose to ignore you until it became too much for the RAGING BITCH in me to bear. Why don't you get your ass off your fucking computer and go spend some time with your own kids instead of fucking ranting here about parenting and morality CONSTANTLY, TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN! I mean, holy shit, you claim to have a family and a job but I honestly can't see how that's possible when you are spending hours here, every day, all day, typing.
And you don't have to read the ENTIRE fucking conversation, but I don't think it's too much to ask that you at least read the comment that you're about to start a bitch fest about. You may be a fucking bitch, but I do agree with what you've said in this thread, so your reasons for being a condescending cunt to me out of nowhere are beyond me.
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Sensi ~ I don't think you have ANY idea at bitter you come off just in your REGULAR posts, not the flaming ones, like this one.
And I gotta say....anyone ranting about someone else being on here 24/7 is ALSO on here 24/7. LOL
Sensi - I'M AT WORK YOU DUMB CUNT! I don't even HAVE a computer at home anymore and even when I did I RARELY posted from home.
You are just bitter because I post in the forum and I do not agree with everything you say.
You know. It IS ok for people to have different opinions.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:24pm.
Foxy - Yes, my response WAS in regards to the conversation about adults screwing teenagers. Dandi's arguement was that we are all animals and that biologically men go for the younger, more fertile ones.
But whatever. Move on. Obviously the conversation has.
Guess I need to start quoting again in all my responses.
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M.E., if peeps can't keep up, that ain't YOUR problem.
I managed to get it right, right? And I've only participated marginally in this thread.
Man, she is one big-toothed slut!
ME, you've always been a fucking CUNT to me, I just chose to ignore you until it became too much for the RAGING BITCH in me to bear. Why don't you get your ass off your fucking computer and go spend some time with your own kids instead of fucking ranting here about parenting and morality CONSTANTLY, TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN! I mean, holy shit, you claim to have a family and a job but I honestly can't see how that's possible when you are spending hours here, every day, all day, typing.
And you don't have to read the ENTIRE fucking conversation, but I don't think it's too much to ask that you at least read the comment that you're about to start a bitch fest about. You may be a fucking bitch, but I do agree with what you've said in this thread, so your reasons for being a condescending cunt to me out of nowhere are beyond me.
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