This Isn't How You Sit In A Chair
Actually, it's how I sit in a chair when certain circumstances (spoiler alert: rowdy ass sex) forces me to do so. Miley, however, is just doing that thing she does when she's trying to be sexy. Or maybe she's pushing out a caca balloon. I don't know, but apparently these pictures caused a bunch of little hos to freak out. Adam Shankman, the director of Miley's movie, posted this shit on his Twitter page and later defended the pictures by writing:
"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's like my angel little sister."
Why is everyone still surprised that Miley's pictures look like they came directly from a Craigslist ad. This is what she does! When homegirl isn't chewing on wood to keep her Chiclets sharp, she's doing this. In unison: She's just being Miley!
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Miley is just pretending that chair is her daddy's lap.
Foxy - Yes, my response WAS in regards to the conversation about adults screwing teenagers. Dandi's arguement was that we are all animals and that biologically men go for the younger, more fertile ones.
But whatever. Move on. Obviously the conversation has.
Guess I need to start quoting again in all my responses.
Gawd. Momma Ray Cyrus really needs to step in. Unless she's the one who taught Miley that pose.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:18pm.
Don't worry about M.E., bitch is ALWAYS preachy and self righteous. It's 24/7 with that slag. She's so eager to rant about her morality that she does so without even paying attention to the conversation.
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Did you really say that?
M.E. doesn't even quote anyone! She just sez her sht and moves on. WTF?
Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:04pm.
M.E. In case you hadn't realized, we're still talking about teens fucking teens here, not teens fing adults.
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I think that M.E.'s post was a response to another's post about men being attracted to very young looking women. It's on the previous page.
I think, anyway.
Well fuck me for not being in this thread for the entire conversation.
Sensi, when did you grow a set of balls and decide I'm a complete bitch here?
Don't worry about M.E., bitch is ALWAYS preachy and self righteous. It's 24/7 with that slag. She's so eager to rant about her morality that she does so without even paying attention to the conversation.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
GODDAMN it's late.
I'm going to bed (with a 25-year-old guy).
KIDDINNGGGGG.
Jeez.
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M.E. I'm not condoning paedophilia for god's sake!! I just find it ridiculous that a sixteen year old is regarded as adult enough for sex in the UK, but the same girl would be considered a child in some places!
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rotten_egg, I am in complete agreeance with you! That is the point I am trying to argue with that Dancy idiot who thinks it's ok, since biology is what makes a man want the youngest, most fertile child in the pond.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:59pm.
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LOL. I guessed as much! LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
M.E. In case you hadn't realized, we're still talking about teens fucking teens here, not teens fucking adults. When I get into my twenties, I wouldn't want to do a teenager either. I don't even want one now.
And I don't like the insinuations that people my age are too naive to 'understand' sex. (Although, a lot of teenagers are really idiotic.) I've understood it since I was 14, and have been sensible enough not to go around fucking everything in sight. I also know that if I want to date a 30-year-old man, I can.
Sensimina - thanks for being so patient and not blowing up with frustration! I salute you.
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-"Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:31pm."
Hey, thanks!!. So you got my point alright?? I got lost there myself.
M.E.
I associate an old+young with maturity issues. Of course, if you are let's say, 30 and your partner is 25, I think the generational gap is sort of even. But when you have a 30+ year old man and a 16 year old now then you have trouble.
Besides, what the hell can a 16 year old could have in common with a 30+ year old?. The older dude might have a steady job, should know what he wants, maybe he already finished college, is looking to own a house, etc. What the hell do you know or could you expect from yourself at 16?. A career is light years away, you're still living with your parents, you don't know what you want, you still expect mom and dad to give you money, etc. My guess is sex and self-esteem, plain and simple. An older guy KNOWS he doesn't have to work that hard for the younger chick to fall head over heels for him, why? because the young chick is easily amused and impressed by a flashy car, some gifts, the dude having his own house, etc. No need to work on compatibility issues like you would expect from having a relationship with an older and "wiser" woman. I find older men who pray on young chicks repulsive and pathetic. Also for women who pray on younger men, but you asked about an old guy and a young girl.
I don't get the mentality behind a dude who wants to have sex with a teen, but my guess is easier sex?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Adds Miley to the list of threads to avoid:
LIST OF THREADS TO AVOID
1. Angelina
2. Jennifer Aniston (cause it will lead to AJ comments)
3. Brad (cause it will lead to Jenn comments which leads to Angelina comments)
4. Kate Gosselin
5. Any open posts
6. Any thread where a newbie wonders in & innocently asked why all the hate, not knowing all the wrath they are going to incur.
7. *NEW* Miley Cyrus.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:32pm.
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When you learn how . . . go back and read my original posts, jackass!! You rode into the thread talking about how you can fuck 16 year old Miley all across the continental U.S. and I said and maintain that you're a nasty mutha fucka who cant get laid by a chick in his own demographic.
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(secretly applaudes sparkle)
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Shame. I'm thanking your for the wrong thing. Hee! Its late in London and past the pregnant girl's bedtime.
Goodnight dlisted sluts!! Thanks for letting me play with ya'll tonight. I enjoyed it immensely (all except for the freak nasty punk ass bitch with the little girl fetish)!!! I will go back to lurking and enjoying you all in your glory tomorrow!!
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We look forward to it!!
Oh, I'm not saying he's not a misogynist, I'm just saying he's not interested in getting up close and personal with a bearded clam.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:54pm.
I don't care what biology "says". There comes a point when fucking someone young enough to be your child you MENTAL KNOW IT'S WRONG! Especially when they are still physically, emotionally and LEGALLY a child.
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theres a reason why we all LOVE the catholic school girl outfit...
jus sayin
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
I know Dandy, I thought the same things about stat rape when I was in high school. Just because people like us would never get suckered into yanking on a Priest's shriveled peen (not that he would be interested in females) doesn't mean it can't happen and it isn't wrong. Certain types of weak people are very easily scared and manipulated by authorities who abuse their power.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:49pm.
lol you guys, I don't think Ricki is trying to find py of any age...if you get my drift.
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There's not much drift to get. Rapey guys are generally misogynists. The only that matters is what he said he'd do to a certain underage female celebrity in every state of the U.S.
*waits while Ricki furiously types vituperatives at me*
Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:39pm.
They know a possible victims when they see them. They study their victims. Once they have identified them, the brainwashing begins. They can be so smart as to make the victim believe that sex with their mentor is what they need and want and after the deal has been sealed, the victim feels guilty and thinks it is all his/her fault.
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Okay, I suppose, but I just find it really hard to imagine how a person could be tricked like that.
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I guess it is not a matter of how smart the victim is. It's actually a matter of how smart they (the sexual predators) are....
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I don't care what biology "says". There comes a point when fucking someone young enough to be your child you MENTAL KNOW IT'S WRONG! Especially when they are still physically, emotionally and LEGALLY a child.
You know what, Sugaroo?? I am completely FED TO THE TEETH with your disparaging remarks against woodchucks!
FUCKING FUCK!
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sensimina
Of course I know it exists.
I know people get their heads fucked with and get all messed up in the process.
I know someone can be forced into sex.
What I DON'T get is how a man can make a girl think she wants it, when she actually doesn't, without physically hurting her.
I meant that I couldn't imagine myself in that position, I didn't mean that it doesn't happen to some.
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:32pm.
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When you learn how . . . go back and read my original posts, jackass!! You rode into the thread talking about how you can fuck 16 year old Miley all across the continental U.S. and I said and maintain that you're a nasty mutha fucka who cant get laid by a chick in his own demographic.
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(secretly applaudes sparkle)
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Shame. I'm thanking your for the wrong thing. Hee! Its late in London and past the pregnant girl's bedtime.
Goodnight dlisted sluts!! Thanks for letting me play with ya'll tonight. I enjoyed it immensely (all except for the freak nasty punk ass bitch with the little girl fetish)!!! I will go back to lurking and enjoying you all in your glory tomorrow!!
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:32pm.
(secretly applaudes sparkle)
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Thanks Fox. Mortgaged my ass to Sallie Mae to earn every single piece of paper. :-))
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I think it was worth every DIME! If I haz a problem, would you be my loyer? Props to you for opening a LONG OVERDUE giant can of whoop azz on Ricki_C-nt. Don't stop!
I suppose if looking like a bug-eyed woodchuck is sexy, then Miley's got it down to a T!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
lol you guys, I don't think Ricki is trying to find pussy of any age...if you get my drift.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Cyndi Lauper said it best: "That's all they really want/Some fun...Girls just wanna have fun!"
M.E, we're all animals unfortuently. Biology always wins. Why else would women be desperately pumping their faces full of poison in a vain attempt to make themselves more youthful? And no, it's not 'for themselves'.
Provolone - we really are disgusting. Violent animals + intellect = BIG FUCKING DISASTER.
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For all you folks who think that stat rape is not a serious offense (which does not even require registration as a sex offender in California), I leave with one word: SORNA.
http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/smart/pdfs/sorna_faqs.pdf
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Dandified
So let me get this straight. You can't understand how sexual abuse could possibly exist?? Riiight. I get what you're saying about teens being horny and wanting to fuck, but that doesn't mean they know how to handle it. I remember, I'm only a few years out of my teens.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:43pm.
Slutts--- trying to lighten it up? :)
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I shall call you Miracle Worker. Btw, you are going to need a few cases of that boxed wine, some KY Jelly, and toss in a couple of those butt plugs.
*snaps rubber gloves* We could be in for a looong night.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:32pm.
(secretly applaudes sparkle)
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Thanks Fox. Mortgaged my ass to Sallie Mae to earn every single piece of paper. :-))
Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:35pm.
M.E.
So, subconciously, men are attracted to the youngest, most fertile looking mate.
This is also why the most beautiful face is one that has large eyes, a small nose, and full lips - all rather child-like qualities. Sick, but true.
...and girls have 'daddy' issues. We're all a sick lot, us humans. I had an ex tell me she got turned on from the smell of oil and site of it on hands cause it reminded her of her father...weird.
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Screw biology. I thought we had evolved from Caveman times.
Pfft.
Slutts--- trying to lighten it up? :)
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:32pm.
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When you learn how . . . go back and read my original posts, jackass!! You rode into the thread talking about how you can fuck 16 year old Miley all across the continental U.S. and I said and maintain that you're a nasty mutha fucka who cant get laid by a chick in his own demographic.
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(secretly applaudes sparkle)
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by Fame on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:21pm.
Well, isn't she just a pe pubescent little slapper bitch..... who luffs da jezuz.....and doesnt have fucky times.....and shit.....
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Second funniest comment of the thread . . . second only to Devilgirl's "ricki fucking Hannah in Montana". That one still holds the crown
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Aww shucks! It wasn't THAT good! *blushes*
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Now. Now. No need for modesty. You . . . my dear . . . are a winner in my eyes. *wink*
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:39pm.
IT'S MILEY!!!
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What are we doing in a damn Miley thread?
Hey there Stocky!!! XOXOXO!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
IT'S MILEY!!!
They know a possible victims when they see them. They study their victims. Once they have identified them, the brainwashing begins. They can be so smart as to make the victim believe that sex with their mentor is what they need and want and after the deal has been sealed, the victim feels guilty and thinks it is all his/her fault.
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Okay, I suppose, but I just find it really hard to imagine how a person could be tricked like that.
http://cake-etc.blogspot.com/
For those who like food.
http://utterbemusement.blogspot.com/
For those who like thinking.
These have to be the longest comments that I've seen in a thread....it's not even a good thread, it's a Miley thread.
Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:16pm.
I guess these laws were made for a reason, one of them (I guess), was to prevent adults to take advantage of their position of power(like priests, teachers,mentors, parents, etc) to have sex with minors.
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I'm not sure I understand this argument. If one of my teachers was all like, wanna fuck? I wouldn't fall to my knees just because he's my teacher. Kids are little bastards, they don't respect anybody, so.. yeah.
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Oh Dandy, if sexual molesters operated THAT openly, there wouldn't be victims like ever!!! LOL. They do not show up at your door and ask "wanna fuck?". They know a possible victims when they see them. They study their victims. Once they have identified them, the brainwashing begins. They can be so smart as to make the victim believe that sex with their mentor is what they need and want and after the deal has been sealed, the victim feels guilty and thinks it is all his/her fault. That is why these kinds of situations are not reported as they should.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by Fame on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:21pm.
Well, isn't she just a pe pubescent little slapper bitch..... who luffs da jezuz.....and doesnt have fucky times.....and shit.....
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Second funniest comment of the thread . . . second only to Devilgirl's "ricki fucking Hannah in Montana". That one still holds the crown
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Aww shucks! It wasn't THAT good! *blushes*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
M.E.
Sorry, me again. I know.
But remember the mother-fucking biology I mentioned? Girls are designed to reproduce as soon as they first start menstruating. Technically, anything over 25 is over the hill. So, subconciously, men are attracted to the youngest, most fertile looking mate.
This is also why the most beautiful face is one that has large eyes, a small nose, and full lips - all rather child-like qualities. Sick, but true.
http://cake-etc.blogspot.com/
For those who like food.
http://utterbemusement.blogspot.com/
For those who like thinking.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:28pm.
Oh god Sparkle, yes, of course once you realized you were fucking wrong the scope of our whole argument has changed. Riiiight. I guess that's why you're at Northeastern and not Northwestern. Ouch.
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Bitch, my credentials would make you CRY! Big. Crocodile. Tears. With snot. Trust.
Mwaaa!!!
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:28pm.
Oh god Sparkle, yes, of course once you realized you were fucking wrong the scope of our whole argument has changed. Riiiight. I guess that's why you're at Northeastern and not Northwestern. Ouch.
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When you learn how . . . go back and read my original posts, jackass!! You rode into the thread talking about how you can fuck 16 year old Miley all across the continental U.S. and I said and maintain that you're a nasty mutha fucka who cant get laid by a chick in his own demographic.
rotten_egg
I adore you. That little speech was great!
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