This Isn't How You Sit In A Chair
Actually, it's how I sit in a chair when certain circumstances (spoiler alert: rowdy ass sex) forces me to do so. Miley, however, is just doing that thing she does when she's trying to be sexy. Or maybe she's pushing out a caca balloon. I don't know, but apparently these pictures caused a bunch of little hos to freak out. Adam Shankman, the director of Miley's movie, posted this shit on his Twitter page and later defended the pictures by writing:
"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's like my angel little sister."
Why is everyone still surprised that Miley's pictures look like they came directly from a Craigslist ad. This is what she does! When homegirl isn't chewing on wood to keep her Chiclets sharp, she's doing this. In unison: She's just being Miley!
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Honest question. As a 33 year old woman, I have seen kids, 14, 15, 16 + KIDS whom I've mentioned "When they get older they are going to be very good looking"
Now, never have I had one ounce of attraction to younger men or boys.
I guess what I am saying is I do not understand the mentality of a 30 year old man willing to stick his dick in a 16 year old girl.
I get the whole, younger chick thing, but not a teenager.
Explain please?
Submitted by Fame on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:21pm.
Well, isn't she just a pe pubescent little slapper bitch..... who luffs da jezuz.....and doesnt have fucky times.....and shit.....
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Second funniest comment of the thread . . . second only to Devilgirl's "ricki fucking Hannah in Montana". That one still holds the crown.
Good grief this chick is FUG!! Who ever told her she was cute?!?!?!
Why would Adam Shankman want to post these pics of a 16 y.o. on Twitter, and why aren't her parents outraged. These pics look as if she's prepping for a porn shot.
this girl is so hot! age of consent is 16 where i stay..."holla at me Miley Cyrus"
Oh god Sparkle, yes, of course once you realized you were fucking wrong the scope of our whole argument has changed. Riiiight. I guess that's why you're at Northeastern and not Northwestern. Ouch.
FYI The last time I had my dick in a 16-year-old, I was 17. I just don't need to hear a bunch of uptight fucking whores shrieking about Miley's least salacious pics EVER, vamping with a 40-year-old homo. Dumb bitches.
The fact that she has to try so damn hard to be sexy proves that she's not.
I dont know, I call that parenting. This shit Miley's doing is preventable. A little parental guidance goes a long way -- THAT was my original point. It wasnt about arguing age of consent. I could care less if the law says you can fuck a teeny bopper. Why do you want to???
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Dear god, my mother would have a fit if someone was implying she was a bad parent. I would not regard myself as badly brought up. At all.
It's called mother-fucking biology, and it means that teenagers are horny! Fact!
And no, I don't want to fuck a 17-year-old guy. I've never been attracted to people my own age. In fact, I find other teenagers to be really immature and annoying, so I tend to be attracted to older men. So, no, no teeny-bopper-fucking for me!
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Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:08pm.
M.E.
So when you were 16, you didn't want to have sex at all?
I agree with you, by the way, about the mature relationship side of things.
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My point wasn't that teenagers don't think about and want sex, they just want it for different reasons. A 16 year old can decide whether or not to have sex and at that age, the emotions she/he gets from it are completely different than that of an adult that has had some life experience.
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I agree!. I was more amused by the curse tirade that I had to put what he was trying to say on hold.
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Indeed, not all 16 year olds are having sex, but I was amongst the ones who did. I have said it already plenty of times, but I was never interested in guys who could pass as my older brother, daddy, grandpa, etc. so I just didn't give much thought about that "age of consent".
However, I think laws that penalize the sexual act with a minor are there for a reason, not to protect those minors who actually agree to have sex with older people, but to protect those minors who are ABUSED and tricked by older people into having sex. We as ANIMALS are designed to have sex and breed as soon as the female has her first period. We as HUMANS know there must be respect and protection for the kiddies, that's why we create laws to avoid the older folks from reaching for the new and shinny apples.
I think it depends on what society TODAY considers moral or immoral. Back then, young girls as young as 14 were getting brainwashed into getting married to super old farts, today it is considered fucking uncivilized and abusive, even when there are religions who still practice this. I find today's rules and structure to be so confusing and ironic, it boggles my mind. In the days of yore, people were sexually and socially repressed. They had very strict rules and the punishment for breaking those social rules were ruthless. People back then had to live according to the pre-established mold. Today is just the complete opposite, people want to break the mold so desperately, there are no defined guidelines. Everyone just do whatever they want whenever they want because it's FREEDOM. But at the same time, we are still clinging onto those backwards social structures that after all, some of those are not so backwards, it's like wanting to jump and refraining from jumping at the same fucking time. It's so hard to tell if it's human sexuality or over-sexualizing everything because we have so much damn freedom, you'll get many opposing opinions.
Ok, I lost my train of thought and I feel like a retard. I hope you get my point.
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On Topic: Miley is nothing more than a fabricated Disney prostitot who is being pimped out by her parents.
She's likes the attention & is doing this crap to get aways from her "tween" fan base and transition into an adult. A bit TOO fast in my opinion.
But the joke is on her because no matter what she does or what public relations stunts she and her handlers pull...she will be irrelevant in a couple of years.
Well, isn't she just a pe pubescent little slapper bitch..... who luffs da jezuz.....and doesnt have fucky times.....and shit.....
Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:08pm.
M.E.
So when you were 16, you didn't want to have sex at all?
I agree with you, by the way, about the mature relationship side of things.
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You didnt ask me, but pardon if I answer . . . I didnt want to have sex at 16. In fact, the thought never occured to me and if it had, my mama would have beat it out of me if she caught a whiff of it. As far as she was concerned, one underage ho per family was plenty, and she'd already filled that role. I dont know, I call that parenting. This shit Miley's doing is preventable. A little parental guidance goes a long way -- THAT was my original point. It wasnt about arguing age of consent. I could care less if the law says you can fuck a teeny bopper. Why do you want to???
Stat Rape in Cali is Penal Code section 261.5; subdivision (a) describes the crimes as
(a) Unlawful sexual intercourse is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a person who is not the spouse of the perpetrator, if the person is a minor. For the purposes of this section, a "minor" is a person under the age of 18 years and an "adult" is a person who is at least 18 years of age.
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I guess these laws were made for a reason, one of them (I guess), was to prevent adults to take advantage of their position of power(like priests, teachers,mentors, parents, etc) to have sex with minors.
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I'm not sure I understand this argument. If one of my teachers was all like, wanna fuck? I wouldn't fall to my knees just because he's my teacher. Kids are little bastards, they don't respect anybody, so.. yeah.
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My argument isn't that Miley is not old enough for the tone of the pictures. It's that her fanbase is very young girls and she's a role model and time and time again has fallen short. If your point is reality, then Miley herself is inflicting early sexualization on kids younger than she is by doing shit like this, no?
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I actually kind of jumped in there without really referring to the topic in hand.. I was being more general.
Yes, you're right.
I was just talking about the age of consent thing.
But just like everyone in the public eye, she should be behaving in a manner that is befitting of a role model, so yeah. I agree.
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All I know is that Miley is hardly a virginal princess who needs to be coddled. That being said, I do realize that not all 16 yo kids are fucking or in need to fuck. I guess these laws were made for a reason, one of them (I guess), was to prevent adults to take advantage of their position of power(like priests, teachers,mentors, parents, etc) to have sex with minors.
Whatever, I was just here hanging around, trying to have some fun when I was assaulted by one of Free Miley's Vagina activists.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:33pm.
Part of the reason why this Miley picture crap is wrong is because she's been doing it since she was 15. It gets splashed all over the internet for lascivious internet trolls to wank over while concurrently encouraging other little girls to imitate because that is what our media/society encourages. You should read some of the comments on other sites about her. It's dangerous territory to sexualize a minor or even just legal enough. I think it also speaks volumes about a majority of the adult male population. We've all seen To Catch a Predator people.
And statutory rape is STILL rape. No, there is no force involved but coercion of someone with such limited knowledge is still effed up.
Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:04pm.
There is no doubt that, unfortuently, our culture inflicts early sexualisation on kids.
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My argument isn't that Miley is not old enough for the tone of the pictures. It's that her fanbase is very young girls and she's a role model and time and time again has fallen short. If your point is reality, then Miley herself is inflicting early sexualization on kids younger than she is by doing shit like this, no?
Leaving out the "it's up to the parents to parent and control content" argument, of course.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:52pm.
@ Ricki and Sparkle.
As many folks here are quite aware, I am a lawyer. Yep, passed law school and passed the California State Bar exam.
Just what do either of you believe that term "age of consent" means legally?
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Actually in Texas it is not classed as statutory rape. The crime falls under indenceny with a child, sexual assault, etc. with child being defined as a person under the age of 17 who is not married.
M.E.
So when you were 16, you didn't want to have sex at all?
I agree with you, by the way, about the mature relationship side of things.
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What the fuck are you talking about M.E.? Because I was saying exactly what you just did in your little rant. BITCH, I had a boyfriend that took advantage of my immaturity in high school and played it to the hilt. Fucking try reading something before you spew your garbage everywhere, and don't act like you don't know how to spell my screen name, ho.
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Sensimena or however you spell it.
There is a HUGH fucking difference between a 14 year age gap when you are a 16 year old dating and or fucking a 30 year old man than a 30 year old dating/fucking/married to a 44 year old.
It's called emotional, physical and MENTAL maturity.
A 16 year old girl has no concept of what a "real" relationship should consist of nor do they have knowledge of what true love and complanionship is.
Sex is just an object to an emotionally challenged teenager who HAS sex either because she thinks she has to, she's talked into it, or everyone else is doing it.
AAAAGGGGGHH! FUCK!
*chucks stapler across room*
This is not an argumentative point -- I save that for assholes -- but who decided that all 16 years olds are fucking?? Seriously, I wasnt fucking at 16 and I have plenty of friends who were not (I was quite happy to read about it -- Harlequin romance novels were good enough for me). Are we sure this is a reality of human sexuality and not over sexualizing kids too early? Serious question to all you dlisted sluts. I have this debate with my husband all the time.
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There is no doubt that, unfortuently, our culture inflicts early sexualisation on kids.
But I think most people can deal with sex when they're sixteen.
I've been middle-aged since I was born, so was quite sensible about it - I could have lost my virginity at 14 but decided to wait. On the other hand, one of my best friends lost hers when she was that age, and my ex lost his when he was 13. Now that's way too young.
That being said, teenagers naturally become very sexual when they hit, say, 15. Don't forget - girls are designed to reproduce once their periods start, and those primal instincts are still there in young teenagers. I would sound like such a massive paedo if I wasn't 17..
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By next summer, she will become the new Blohan.
When I was 14 I had an 18 year old boyfriend. It was my first love and he took my virginity and blah blah....I dumped him when I was 18 and realized what a fucking freak he was, and it really was true that he was intentionally going after me because I was young and didn't know any better. He couldn't find anyone his age willing to date him. Once you hit around 17 I think anybody's fair game, but just try to remember back to high school and how different a 14 year old is from an 18 year old. Seriously, they have nothing in common. I think it's fucking gross about that skank Camille Bell dating the 18 year old Jonas brother, because she's 23, MY AGE, and I would rather kick a sick puppy than date or fuck an 18 year old boy.
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Submitted by lara on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:59pm.
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actually, she can sing WITHOUT auto-tune.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:58pm.
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Another PR stunt and people fell for it. so many comments for this untalented, uninteresting girl. it's the same formula as when britney spears started out: shock!!! it's working...
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I don't think Ricki is 16 anymore. I think he just comes to the internets to act like it.
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I was not fucking at sixteen. Waited until 18.
Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:49pm.
No. It makes the UK realistic about human sexuality.
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Yep, exactly!
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This is not an argumentative point -- I save that for assholes -- but who decided that all 16 years olds are fucking?? Seriously, I wasnt fucking at 16 and I have plenty of friends who were not (I was quite happy to read about it -- Harlequin romance novels were good enough for me). Are we sure this is a reality of human sexuality and not over sexualizing kids too early? Serious question to all you dlisted sluts. I have this debate with my husband all the time.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:34pm.
Read again, Ricki is not the 30-year old looking for younger ass, based on what he said, he's the 16 year-old spanking the 30-year old... or letting the older dude spank him. Whatever. I don't think he's 16, sounds like an anecdote in the life of Ricki.
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Whatever he was trying to say, it was lost in the middle of a bunch of "fuck yous" and "kill yoselves!" Hopefully he is a 16 angst ridden kid and not some 40ish dude wanting to get the validation his ass never got IRL, in a gossip site. :D
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@ Ricki and Sparkle.
As many folks here are quite aware, I am a lawyer. Yep, passed law school and passed the California State Bar exam.
Just what do either of you believe that term "age of consent" means legally?
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:14pm.
well, i'm glad you know what you're talking about. i usually just say shit i think is right, and have nothing to back it up. :P
but when we were 16 we were all concerned about statutory rape. as in, not getting caught by your parents and getting them not to press charges.
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Contrary to what the little bitch says, I know quite a lot about statutory rape, as it happens, since I am in fact the product of said crime. My mom was sixteen when she got knocked up by my 23 year old dad. In order to keep him from going to jail for being the old slimy bastard that he is, she claimed that I was the child of her high school boyfriend and in fact never corrected her lie until years later.
Nobody is arguing with his oversimplified interpretation of SOME statutory rape laws, but rather the fact that he's a sick fucking loser if his idea of a hot date is a junior in high school. Nasty mutha fucka!
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Now seriously guys, I'm worried about Ricki. Extreme bouts of angst can kill a teen...or a grown-ass pedo for that matter...
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No. It makes the UK realistic about human sexuality.
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Yep, exactly!
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Submitted by dandifiedviolence on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:31pm.
Thing is, people act like she's a child and are reacting like this is some sort of sick kiddie porn or something.
I'm only a few months older than her, and I have to say, there's noooo way that she's some innocent little virgin.
Also, the age of consent here in the UK is 16. Does that make us animalistic child molesters then?
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No. It makes the UK realistic about human sexuality.
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Dintch you guys bring a bucket o' chicken?
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:00pm.
Oh honey, I'm so sorry. See, "in law school" is not the same as being a lawyer, and from your feeble mind it doesn't appear you'll have much success. Look up the legal term statutory rape. It does not mean what you think it means. (And yes, that does mean I can fuck a 17-year-old Texas. Genius.)
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Dayum. YOU GO SparkleMotion!!!
I don't think a 30+ years old dude who fucks a 16-year-old is a pedo at all, but they surely are pathetic as hell. There are a lot of older men I wouldn't have minded fucking in my early-mid teens, and I surely would not have been a "victim". What I didn't realize back then was how creepy a dude that age would have to be to fuck a 15/16 year old. I definitely wouldn't go around bragging that I got used by some old dude in my teens.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:10pm.
bmitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:05pm.
*cracks a cold one*
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:03pm.
WOW!
*munches on popcorn*
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Pass to the right, please. ;-)
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:17pm.
Hey Devil!!! Long time no see, hot bitch!!!! ;)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Read again, Ricki is not the 30-year old looking for younger ass, based on what he said, he's the 16 year-old spanking the 30-year old... or letting the older dude spank him. Whatever. I don't think he's 16, sounds like an anecdote in the life of Ricki.
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Submitted by melmez on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:28pm.
Lol, this thread is so intense, I love it!
Are we really fighting over that little bitch?
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The ho is as the ho does, but at the end of the day, its not her fault. Mommy and Daddy sold her little ass to Disney and this is the result. I dont blame the kid, she's the one that's going to have to pay the price for it all.
Thing is, people act like she's a child and are reacting like this is some sort of sick kiddie porn or something.
I'm only a few months older than her, and I have to say, there's noooo way that she's some innocent little virgin.
Also, the age of consent here in the UK is 16. Does that make us animalistic child molesters then?
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Lol, this thread is so intense, I love it!
Are we really fighting over that little bitch?
I'm waiting for Miley and her "boy"friend to copy this famous photo:
http://www.rollingstone.com/artists/janetjackson/articles/story/5938678/...
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:14pm.
well, i'm glad you know what you're talking about. i usually just say shit i think is right, and have nothing to back it up. :P
but when we were 16 we were all concerned about statutory rape. as in, not getting caught by your parents and getting them not to press charges.
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Contrary to what the little bitch says, I know quite a lot about statutory rape, as it happens, since I am in fact the product of said crime. My mom was sixteen when she got knocked up by my 23 year old dad. In order to keep him from going to jail for being the old slimy bastard that he is, she claimed that I was the child of her high school boyfriend and in fact never corrected her lie until years later.
Nobody is arguing with his oversimplified interpretation of SOME statutory rape laws, but rather the fact that he's a sick fucking loser if his idea of a hot date is a junior in high school. Nasty mutha fucka!