This Isn't How You Sit In A Chair
Actually, it's how I sit in a chair when certain circumstances (spoiler alert: rowdy ass sex) forces me to do so. Miley, however, is just doing that thing she does when she's trying to be sexy. Or maybe she's pushing out a caca balloon. I don't know, but apparently these pictures caused a bunch of little hos to freak out. Adam Shankman, the director of Miley's movie, posted this shit on his Twitter page and later defended the pictures by writing:
"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's like my angel little sister."
Why is everyone still surprised that Miley's pictures look like they came directly from a Craigslist ad. This is what she does! When homegirl isn't chewing on wood to keep her Chiclets sharp, she's doing this. In unison: She's just being Miley!
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I just hope Miley fesses up to laying a fart in that chair. That's obviously what she's doing. It just needed something stronger than a one cheek lift.
Hey Migraine!!! It's been a while!!!
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:14pm.
well, i'm glad you know what you're talking about. i usually just say shit i think is right, and have nothing to back it up. :P
but when we were 16 we were all concerned about statutory rape. as in, not getting caught by your parents and getting them not to press charges.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Lory!
LMAO
Hey Devil!!! Long time no see, hot bitch!!!! ;)
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Miley is truely a little slut in the making. Way to go Disney!
God, this thread is good! I swear, this beats any of my fights with EH to shit!
*takes notes on being a true cunt*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Where's Ricki anyway? Christ Hansen got to him already?
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Uhh. Who's she going to blame for this firestorm of bad publicity?
Last time, it was all Annie Liebowitz's fault.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:59pm.
who're you calling a hysterical mom??!?!
*checks on puppy*
all i said was if you're over 18 and sexin' someone 16 it's statutory rape.
sorry Ricki, don't care what you say.
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Yeah, cause its real hysterical to not be amused by pervs who troll for teenage girls . . . I'm sorry, there's a whole lot of funny shit on this site and in the comments but that shit aint cute and neither is he.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:11pm.
Thanks.
Beer and Pringles? Great, can I join?
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
OMG Lory, I think I just peed my Depends!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Tem on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:04pm.
The only thing untoward about any of this is the douche pressed up against her.
To the rest of ya'll; come over and smoke a bowl.
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Holy Cow! I was just about to give you props for saying 'untoward' (love that word) AND you have weed? TEAM TEM!
its only statutory rape if the bitches parents find out and can't STAND the thought of their lil' princess being a slut for dick.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Ooohh...Hey bitchez, I brought some brownies and choc chip cookies.
*unbuttons my 9 inch zipper Mom jeans*
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:10pm.
bmitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:05pm.
*cracks a cold one*
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May I join you? Chips? *passes Jack Pringles*
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You brought chips? Now I feel bad for being a total moocher. Next time...
Maybe she is stoned or drunk.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:40pm.
WTF? Ricki Lake is now going to fuck Miley in several U.S states? Will he be fucking Hannah in Montana?
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Hanal Montanal ;) Sorry, stupid joke....
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Hahaha! Ohhhhh but it made me LOL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I just heard there were hysterical moms so I had to come up in here and listen, of course.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:05pm.
Pass me one! Stoney I need some corn, too!
Why make a big fuss out of it? Because Miley is obviously having fun in the pictures (and Adam Shankman is hot, and gay), and that ugly people are not allowed to have fun ever?
bmitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:05pm.
*cracks a cold one*
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May I join you? Chips? *passes Jack Pringles*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:40pm.
WTF? Ricki Lake is now going to fuck Miley in several U.S states? Will he be fucking Hannah in Montana?
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Hanal Montanal ;) Sorry, stupid joke....
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:59pm.
who're you calling a hysterical mom??!?!
*checks on puppy*
all i said was if you're over 18 and sexin' someone 16 it's statutory rape.
sorry Ricki, don't care what you say.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:00pm.
Oh honey, I'm so sorry. See, "in law school" is not the same as being a lawyer, and from your feeble mind it doesn't appear you'll have much success. Look up the legal term statutory rape. It does not mean what you think it means. (And yes, that does mean I can fuck a 17-year-old Texas. Genius.)
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Class of 2005, barred in 2 states, the District of Columbia and Federal Appellate Court Clerk.
Like I said -- let me know how you get on in Texas.
*cracks a cold one*
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*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
The only thing untoward about any of this is the douche pressed up against her.
To the rest of ya'll; come over and smoke a bowl.
WOW!
*munches on popcorn*
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Watching Miley trying to look sexy is like watching Madonna trying to look classy.
I betcha her not-so-inner hobag emerges next year when her TV show ends, and we'll be treated to a redneck whore show that will shame Shitney.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:59pm.
The hysterical mom squad is in here?! Fuck! I can't believe I missed them!
i thought i caught a whiff of Hanes Her Wayz
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Oh honey, I'm so sorry. See, "in law school" is not the same as being a lawyer, and from your feeble mind it doesn't appear you'll have much success. Look up the legal term statutory rape. It does not mean what you think it means. (And yes, that does mean I can fuck a 17-year-old Texas. Genius.)
Oh Ricki, I'm sorry you were assfucked with a broom by the jock of the team while the popular girls were watching, but I was just giving my opinion about a comment you made in the fucking comments section of a gossip site. Now, it is obvious you have given this teen fucking business a lot of thought, given the fact it is obvious that a grown ass woman (or men) would hardly ever look at your deranged child molesting antsy ass a second glance. I may go eat a dick right now because, I unlike you, do not have to give gummy bears to my intended bed mate in order to get some!
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The hysterical mom squad is in here?! Fuck! I can't believe I missed them!
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Has she come out with a statement yet about those photos being art? It'll justify her inner slut.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:51pm.
Okayyy sparkles, suuuuure. I didn't you could get a law degree from the University of Texas. And, uh, the age of consent in Texas is 17. Facts are fun. Cunt.
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Its Northwestern Law School, thanks very much and I know what the age of consent is in Texas, but as I said -- bring your shady ass to Texas trying to fuck 17 year old girls and see what happens. If the law doesn't get your ass, then their papas with the shotguns sure in the hell will. And I wouldnt be so quick to talk shit when I'm sitting here proclaiming to the world that I'm a lame dick who researches the states where I can legally fuck children. Cunt or not, at least I can get a grown ass man to fuck me. I dont have to prey on children.
Miley Cyrus is just not one of those girls that just isn't going to look good as she gets older. Her face is burning up the baby fat and already looking horsey. She also has legs made for a tranny.
Okayyy sparkles, suuuuure. I didn't know you could get a law degree from the University of Phoenix. And, uh, the age of consent in Texas is 17. Facts are fun. Cunt.
Wait, ricki lake would go straight for Miley?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
She's selling underage sex and she knows it. It's from the Britney Spears business model.
Oh Lory, go eat a dick and die you dirtbag ho. Was I talking to you? No, I was talking to the overly-hysteric Mom Squad talking out of their ass as usual. At least what I'm saying is fact. The irrational emotions of all the "I'm just gonna make shit up 'cause RICKI is WRONG!$#!@#@#" shit is a helluva closer to insane right-wingers than I am. Now please, go fuck yourself. Kisses!
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:48pm.
Lol, statutory rape is the legal designation given to an act that is consentual by both parties but illegal due to one's age. So, if the age of consent is 18 in a state, and a 21-year-old has sex with a 16-year-old, he is guilty of "statutory rape." (Rape due to the law or statute, not because it's "real" rape.) If the age of consent in a state is 16, that 16-year-old can fuck whoever they want. Please guys, don't ever become lawyers lol. So sad.
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I'm a lawyer. And you're full of shit. Try it in Texas.
Lol, statutory rape is the legal designation given to an act that is consentual by both parties but illegal due to one's age. So, if the age of consent is 18 in a state, and a 21-year-old has sex with a 16-year-old, he is guilty of "statutory rape." (Rape due to the law or statute, not because it's "real" rape.) If the age of consent in a state is 16, that 16-year-old can fuck whoever they want. Please guys, don't ever become lawyers lol. So sad.
Dang Ricki, calm down, it's just dlisted! You are making (gulp) the right wing fundamentalist christian team sound sane in comparison! Ok, you wanna fuck a barely legal ho, good for you! Let's all move on! Now, what do you guys think that chair was thinking?
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The term statutory rape generally refers to sex between an adult and a sexually mature minor past the age of puberty. Sexual relations with a prepubescent child, generically called "child molestation," is typically treated as a more serious crime.
According to Statutory Rape Laws in California:
Anyone who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a person under age 18 and the actor is not more than three years older or three years younger, is guilty of a misdemeanor
So shut up already Lake.
Holy hell, we just raised the consent age last year from 14 to 16 with a close in age exception that means a 14 yr old can still have sex with someone five years older or less.
Yawn.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:33pm.
but if you're over 18 with a 16 y.o. it's still considered statutory rape.
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exactly.
WTF? Ricki Lake is now going to fuck Miley in several U.S states? Will he be fucking Hannah in Montana?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
No bitchette, it's not actually. I think you're thinking of Romeo & Juliet laws, which in some states allow for someone underage to consent to sex as long as their partner is no more than 2 years older than them. That doesn't mean a 16-year-old can't fuck a 30-year-old. I know from personal experience with the law...ahem. And no, I wasn't the 30-year-old.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:33pm.
Yeah, you're fucking stupid. Probably best to go kill yourselves now. I'll be busy fucking Miley legally in two-thirds of the US. Dumbasses.
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Yeah, lets see how you feel when you have a little girl that some nasty grown ass man is pawing. Let's see how happy you'll be to send her out the door with the creepy grandpa that cant pull poon his own age.