This Isn't How You Sit In A Chair
Actually, it's how I sit in a chair when certain circumstances (spoiler alert: rowdy ass sex) forces me to do so. Miley, however, is just doing that thing she does when she's trying to be sexy. Or maybe she's pushing out a caca balloon. I don't know, but apparently these pictures caused a bunch of little hos to freak out. Adam Shankman, the director of Miley's movie, posted this shit on his Twitter page and later defended the pictures by writing:
"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's like my angel little sister."
Why is everyone still surprised that Miley's pictures look like they came directly from a Craigslist ad. This is what she does! When homegirl isn't chewing on wood to keep her Chiclets sharp, she's doing this. In unison: She's just being Miley!
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Looks like regular casting couch shenanigans to me.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:33pm.
but if you're over 18 with a 16 y.o. it's still considered statutory rape.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Maybe I am prude but damn I have never sat down and played porn star for a camera like she is doing for some 50 something grey haired director! She is 16! Whatever happened with modesty and all that. If she was 24 or something and making sexy faces then fine, but fucking A wait till you can drink before you skank.
Everyone was having a heart attack about the pretty picture of her bare back but when she is stradling a chair looking like she is lowering herself on a dildo then no one says anything?
Ick.
Did you guys know the age of consent in Canada is 16?
Did you know the age of consent in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, and West Virginia is 16?
Did you know pedophiles like PREPUBESCENT (meaning: before puberty) children?
Yeah, you're fucking stupid. Probably best to go kill yourselves now. I'll be busy fucking Miley legally in two-thirds of the US. Dumbasses.
provy felt a tingle in his no no, that's how he knew......;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Ok, fucking whatever. He sounds like a sweet and caring GAY pedophile. Happy now?. I don't give a shit if he's gay or not, he sounds creepy either way.
Ok, or maybe he's using all the sarcasm in the world?. That would explain a lot. Miley Cyrus and "sweet angel" could not mix.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
This might be slightly less annoying if she weren't an over-hyped, overpaid, inbred dullard chipmunk. And you know she's totally sticking a blush brush up her snatch and hoping she won't get splinters like last time.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Submitted by lara on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:10pm.
i don't think there's much her parents can do. same with lindsay. these starlets make millions...seriously what can a parent do in this situation? the only thing it's a conservatorship like in Brit's case, but she was nuts and put her kids in danger
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I disagree. They are still minors and short of them emancipating themselves, the parents have the ultimate say in what they can and cannot do. If little ho wont calm her hot ass down then she gets pulled from showbiz and goes back to high school like a normal fucking kid. You stop the madness to protect your kid. Reintroduce common fucking sense into the equation. The problem isnt that the parents CANT stop it, its that they dont WANT to stop it. They want the money and the residual fame.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:20pm.
ADAM SHANKMAN IS GAY!!!!!! read people read the posts!
lol, i never heard of him and could tell he's ghey!!
HE LOOKS WELL-GROOMED PEOPLE!!! DERRR DUHHHH!!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
I betcha she walked home afterwards hoping that Bang Bus would pick her up and give her a lift.
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Just another whore in the making.
oh good Ricki, I'm glad we can be in agreement in THIS thread! :)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
innocent angel, no - disgusting white trash, hell yeah! God, isn't her 15 minutes up by now. I truly despise her more than her dad, and I really don't like him at all! Cheesy to the 10th degree...they are all....just....trash....
She looks hot. Adam Shankman is a tool. A very, very GAY tool. Are people actually getting up in arms about these "ZOMG a girl in the entertainment industry who is actually of legal age in some states is making a SEXY FACE with a gay guy!!!" pictures? Good fucking God, get lives you lame fucking bitches. Please move to Bug Cuddle, Alabama where you belong and shut the fuck up. Ugh.
ADAM SHANKMAN IS GAY!!!!!! read people read the posts!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Haha, I don't get how anyone can assume she's an innocent babe in arms. So she's 16 and? Like she's not been around the block and then some by now.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
The pic with her director is just creepy.
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Anal fisting can do that you... What? I happen to read sexinchrist.com once in a while. Ugh!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:08pm.
Eeeww that photo with the dude is all kinds of pervy.
My God, my son has his first crush on this skank, and I have to be dragged right through it watching this show!
*cries*
You have my deepest sympathies and sincere condolences.
Submitted by Sensimina
Miley Cyrus would almost be MORE tolerable if she was truly pretty and cute...when I see her deformed mouth, recessed chin, and various other inbred features being showcased on TV it makes me want to vomit. It's like....really? THIS bitch was chosen to make MILLIONS and people are actually BUYING it? Seriously???
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Thank you! You saved me the trouble of writing all of that. ITA! I think it's more pervy MEN than teenage boys that find her attractive.
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:59pm.
SHE IS A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD KID!!!! If that was my daughter, I would drag her ass home and beat her little HO ASS!!!! What the fuck happened to parenting??!!!
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i don't think there's much her parents can do. same with lindsay. these starlets make millions...seriously what can a parent do in this situation? the only thing it's a conservatorship like in Brit's case, but she was nuts and put her kids in danger
You know, that director dude sounds like a sweet and caring pedophile.. seriously. The kind who would talk really nice and sweet to a child before asking it to take off their panties, you know, to make sure the kid doesn't feel like what its doing is gross and wrong. And does he think people will shut the fuck up just because he's threatening to not post any more "behind the scenes" pictures???. Dumbass! those pictures actually make me think what other gross stuff he's doing with inbred-face Miley.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Eeeww that photo with the dude is all kinds of pervy.
My God, my son has his first crush on this skank, and I have to be dragged right through it watching this show!
*cries*
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
I think Hill-Billy-Ray Cyrus is much too eager to whore out his little cash cow to be concerned about anything else.
This is another Ho-han in the making. Mark my words.
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It´s so sad!! She´ll never be a SEXY NAUGHTY BITCHY... no matter how hard she tries!
FAIL! the bitch is trying so hard to be sexy. AHAHAHAA!!!
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:59pm.
SHE IS A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD KID!!!! If that was my daughter, I would drag her ass home and beat her little HO ASS!!!! What the fuck happened to parenting??!!!
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It's Billy Ray Cyrus. Nuf said!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
SHE IS A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD KID!!!! If that was my daughter, I would drag her ass home and beat her little HO ASS!!!! What the fuck happened to parenting??!!!
There is nothing remotely sexy when it comes to this Deliverance hillbilly.
It is if you're a pathetic attention whore. As MK said about Katie Price: "a dirty dirty ho fo' sho'.
I don't care if she is 16 years old, she's been called out for slutty shit enough times to know about excercising discretion with cameras around.
She WANTS to be seen as a sex object. D D H F S.
Luckily I think Miley's time is almost up...and she's not even out of her teens yet. The Jonas brothers show is supposedly tanking...and the fact that they agreed to do a sitcom for Disney after all the fanfare they've had in the past year or so speaks volumes. Look for Disney to start thrusting other hos into the spotlight soon. It's time for the next big thing.
Oh, and Miley is not the result of whoring your child out for fame....she's not the kind of girl that would have to be pushed into that. She's one of those ugly girls that coasts through life believing they are a gorgeous gift to the earth from God and loves to flaunt it.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Shes 15/16....not too many girls unaware of their sex appeal at that age. Not to many girls not looking for love at that age. She cant wear disney overalls forever...man....
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
This little tart is on my "Celebs I Wish MK Would Ignore" list.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Adam Shankman's gay (duh!) and they are just re-enacting their fav movie. Showgirls!
shes got that "i'm trying to look sexey" face that only makes her look like a beaver.
awkward.
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
Its only a matter if time until we learn the Cyrus and Palin families are from the same dark holler in Kentucky.
Billy Ray has less to worry about from Shankman than even that gay Christian underwear model.
I mean in the molestation department...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
The result of parents whoring out their little girl to Hollywood. Well done Billy Ray and that mong you married whose name is not relevant to me in the slightest.
I don't understand why anyone even cares what she does. Why does it matter if she sits in a chair a poses for a pic? I mean, she's fully clothed and not doing anything specifically nasty here...get over it ppl.
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In his efforts to make her look innocent he manages to make himself sound like a total perv. How many times does he need to say "angel"? Ew.
HAHA! Uvula you rule. And yes, she does!
@ jim - her teefs are veneers, now i think. They do look like wax.
She's not cute, has a great figure but in the face... what's the commotion? Ugh. I see prettier girls at the store, the gas station, etc.. This girl looks slow.
Miley Cyrus would almost be MORE tolerable if she was truly pretty and cute...when I see her deformed mouth, recessed chin, and various other inbred features being showcased on TV it makes me want to vomit. It's like....really? THIS bitch was chosen to make MILLIONS and people are actually BUYING it? Seriously???
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
That dude in the picture is major skeevy. Billy Ray should grab his shotgun.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Why would he have 22,000 followers unless word is out you can torment him about that little slag.
She just looks like your average trailer-trash-slut in training! How cute... that's just Miley!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Another thing for Miley to bitch and moan about when people criticize this picture. Little fart. She is one of the most annoying people ever.
Her inner floozy just can't wait to emerge like that chestburster in "Alien."
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Bottom-feeder.
ha ha Provy: I don't necessarily love ALLLLL the gheyz! He's one of the "JIDGES" on So You Think You Can Dance. He made the movie of Hairspray etc.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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