Tuesday, June 23rd 2009

This Isn't How You Sit In A Chair

Actually, it's how I sit in a chair when certain circumstances (spoiler alert: rowdy ass sex) forces me to do so. Miley, however, is just doing that thing she does when she's trying to be sexy. Or maybe she's pushing out a caca balloon. I don't know, but apparently these pictures caused a bunch of little hos to freak out. Adam Shankman, the director of Miley's movie, posted this shit on his Twitter page and later defended the pictures by writing:

"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's like my angel little sister."

Why is everyone still surprised that Miley's pictures look like they came directly from a Craigslist ad. This is what she does! When homegirl isn't chewing on wood to keep her Chiclets sharp, she's doing this. In unison: She's just being Miley!

Posted by: Michael K


lynniepoo's picture

"When homegirl isn't chewing on wood to keep her Chiclets sharp..."

bwhahaaa! She does have some interesting teeF.

Yeah, me thinks little Miley is one of those girls who thinks as long as it's anal it doesn't count as sex. She looks pretty comfortable in that position. Yay!! Purity rings for everyone!!

Secret Original's picture

Shankman's the one who really needs to feel the shame.

Dallas's picture

I am so tired of this bucktooth hussy! She is a Lohan in waiting...............

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Oh please.
We're supposed to believe she's some little moral licking innocent girl?
Yea right.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER TEETH?? THEY LOOK LIKE THAT WAX GUM SHIT YOU USED TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH AS A KID, SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WALRUS!!

Provolone's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:35pm.
Adam Shankman gets on my last nerve!

why? who is he?

he looks ghey

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shut the smurf up's picture

Ho! :P sorry I couldn't resist!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

islandgirl's picture

She is really unfortunate looking. And he seems a tad pervy.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

She knows exactly what she's doing. Vulgar little trick.

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snowpiece's picture

Adam Shankman gets on my last nerve!
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