The "Over The Moon" Watch
It's been pretty quiet on the "Over the Moon" front and I was beginning to think that maybe that horrific phrase slide back into the mouth of Satan where it belongs forever. No, it's alive and it's made a comeback thanks to stupid asses SJP and Matthew Broderick. And you thought moon jumping was only for cows! Damn them.
As some of your asses may know, SJP and Matthew's surrogate gave birth to twinsies last night and now we know their names!
"Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are delighted to announce the healthy arrival of their two daughters. Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick weighed 5 pounds, 11 ounces, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds. Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker's side. The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon."
Based on those names, I'm guessing the surrogate gave birth to twin crotchety old memaws who sit on their porch all day yelling at the neighborhood kids for trampling all over their petunias. BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT for real! Those names smell like boiled prunes, corn starch and Polident.
Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge are probably OVER for their parents for giving them a couple of names that only belong on a social security check.
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My favorite 5 names are:
Adam
John
Levi
Finn
Joseph
Madeline
Lucy
Julia
Catherine
Abigail
I like classic & boring names :).
Hideous names to give children. Tabitha is okay on a cat. James is a good/solid name, but those 2 girl names suck.
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"I can't wrap my head [brain] around it" is the new "over the moon. Wrap said head around nearst parking meter upon hearing same. Please.
My grandmothers' names were Mildred and Audie and when I was pregnant, someone asked me if I was going to use a "family name" for my daughter and I was all NO FREAKING WAY! Needless to say, we chose Tess Mackenzie, NOT Mildred Audie (ugh)
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Wow, the whole family is over the moon? And here I thought the Over the Moon space shuttle only had 2 seats.
What about Ursula and Marion
Tabitha and Marion sounds like those old lady names. You know the type that yell if your dog and on their yard. All the kids are terrified of them.Of course they live together(no husband) w/ 6 cats or so.
Tabitha is a name I would give a cat.
Marion that is a old person name.
Marion is actually a unissex name of french origin. I quite like it. Tabitha I don't know and I don't care as I think it sounds horrible.
I prefer Manon to Marion tho.
Tabitha and Endora would have been better.
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Their son, James Wilkie was named after Matthew's dad and 19th-century British author Wilkie Collins. I agree that it's odd to give just one of their children two middle names. I'm curious to know if Marion, Loretta, and Tabitha are also family names (both Broderick and Parker are half Jewish) or if they're named after artists they admire.
One thing is for sure, they weren't named after the women Matthew killed in Ireland. Their names were Anna and Margaret. :(
(Yes, I'm being mean...)
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She is beautiful, no matter what she wears.
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O come on! She is TOTALLY not beautiful enough to pull off a cow costume! Horse, maybe...
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SHIT!! My name is Tabitha!!!
Submitted by Morrissey on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 9:03pm.
why are my posts being deleted? *sigh*
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I KNOW mine are gone too from other threads and all I said was that I needed to start watching the Real Housewives NJ.
DANG!
why are my posts being deleted? *sigh*
All I said was that Marion with an "o" was a boy's name, I thought. Jesus. IT'S ONE OF SJP's AND MB's BABIES' NAMES, whomever is deleting this! LOL. SO, not off topic ;)
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Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:54pm.
How about names you folks DO like:
Oh, that's easy for me. For boys just prefer the old biblical names - David, Joseph, James, Mark, John. I know they're so generic, but I love those old, strong names.
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I'm with you. I don't hate all old names, but there are just some that you can't hear without picturing granny in a rocker asking you to repeat yourself a dozen times and those are not great names to give your newborn.
I love David, James and Matthew. My son also has a more old fashioned name that you don't hear too often, but isn't too old either.
Just because they sound old, doesn't mean they're family names.
I have a friend who has daughters named Beatrice and Eustice. I thought they were family names too, but they're not. Some people just really like old fashioned names.
Why are these stupid spammers IPs not blocked yet?
Marion's okay. I despise Tabitha. Loretta is boring and they're all too old sounding. And Elwell & Hodge, wtf?
Tabitha's okay.
Marion Loretta is a name you have if you're 80 years old and live in a nursing home.
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"Those names smell like boiled prunes, corn starch and Polident."
No shit. I am still confuzzled why someone in my family named her daughter Esther, fucking ESTHER!! She's four now, I call her 'baby girl' cause I can't stand her damn name.
ESTHER!
I would want to name my girl after my grandmother, but am still unsure if it would be mean... Evilda. How or why my German farming great-grandparents named their daughters Evilda, Thekla, Adelmira, and Gorgophone, I'll never know. At least my grandma's name isn't Gorgophone. I don't think I could even honor a middle name with that one. Sorry Aunt Gorghee!
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:46pm.
IF I ever have a baby girl I'd name her after my mom, I like Ivelisse for a girl. And Adrian for a boy. Not sure why, I've always liked that name.
Lol, my son's name is Adrian. You have good taste.
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I thought Marion with an 'o' was a boy's name and Marian with an 'a' a girl's name. Hmm...
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
IF I ever have a baby girl I'd name her after my mom, I like Ivelisse for a girl. And Adrian for a boy. Not sure why, I've always liked that name.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Tabitha is a great name for a cat! Anywho, those are old people names, but they're so in vogue. I mean, Fishsticks did name her kid Moses after all or some shit. So I'm not surprised these hacks gave their kids weird old people names popular in the 1910s.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:26pm.
-"Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:01pm."
Damn! Maria Elena Milagros Socorro?. I forgot Socorro as another ugly old-school spaniard name.
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I think Socorro is a lovely name. It means "to give aid." It's also a pretty neat small city in New Mexico, which is 223 years old.
Michael K, what kind of queen are you?!
Those names are obviously from Matthew and they're an homage to the best TV show ever - BEWITCHED!
"Marion" is for Marion Lorne, who played Aunt Clara.
And "Tabitha" is obvious, no?
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-"Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:01pm."
Damn! Maria Elena Milagros Socorro?. I forgot Socorro as another ugly old-school spaniard name.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:54pm.
How about names you folks DO like:
I will go first-
Charlotte
Aurora
Tristan
Alexandria
Alexander
Phillip
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Oh, that's easy for me. For boys just prefer the old biblical names - David, Joseph, James, Mark, John. I know they're so generic, but I love those old, strong names.
For girls,
Emma
Laura
Lola (that's prolly a better cat name, actually)
pssss, i can't think!
oh, "Alex" would be pretty for a girl
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How about names you folks DO like:
I will go first-
Charlotte
Aurora
Tristan
Alexandria
Alexander
Phillip
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
BREE-hanna. I loathe that name. It's like a type of dinosaur.
Well, i'm not crazy about these names, but they're better than the hippy names like "Moon Unit" or "Wind Star"
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Marion is perfect. The other one should be Filumena/Philomena.
They could have called them Little Mare & Little Filly.
yup I figure around the age of 75 these poor girls will finally fit their names. I think that was just plain mean of them to give them memaw names...its like naming a newborn "Ethel" or "Gertrude"....those names take at least 7 decades to grow into...just plain mean...
Submitted by SeH on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:38pm.
How about we all think up super ancient names (that don't get much rotation anymore)?
For instance, my grandmother's name is MABLE and her husband's name was ROY.
I am partial to AGNES and EUDORA.
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My gran's name was Gertrude Maude. Everyone called her Dorie. Go figure.
Here's some old people names...Maisy, Stella, Bernice, Esther, Myrtle...Constance. That shit sounds like a stable, not a preschool. I'm not into old timey names.
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SeH ~ add to the list:
Raymond
Leonard
Rose
Violet
Gertrude
Henry
Frank
How about we all think up super ancient names (that don't get much rotation anymore)?
For instance, my grandmother's name is MABLE and her husband's name was ROY.
I am partial to AGNES and EUDORA.
Marion? Loretta? Tabitha? WTF?????
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Well, when I was totally into the BSB (Backstreet Boys), I wanted to name my kids after Nick, AJ, Brian, Kevin and Howie. God I was lame.
Here's my combo:
- Alexandria Jamie (whatever poor sap's last name) (AJ)
- Brianna Nicole (my future husband would kill me for doing this) (Brian and Nick)
- Kevin Howard (yeah, lame) (Kevin and Howie)
I'm going to prepare the gun now.
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I do like Loretta. It reminds me of the Beatles: "Get back, Loretta ... with your high-heeled shoes and your low-neck sweater."
But Marion ... I've registered my disgust with that moniker.
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I personally find it hilarious that My Little Pony Parker named her kid MARion.
I like the names Alex, Aiden, and Kyle for boys. Thea, Chloe, and Emma for girls.
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Oh, I was hoping for Bande and Aide.
Migraine Sally ~ "Austin" and "Ethan" are WAAAAY over used.
I like old fashioned classy names:
Alexander
Vincent
Julia
Leslie
Submitted by Janice Second on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:27pm.
Anytime I hear the name Tabitha I immediately think of Passions.
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My real name is loretta. I laughed out loud when I read this. Is an old lady name that I just started to like at 34. When I stripped I used jessica,alea, and shayla to seem more feminine. Sarah is weird, sometimes $ is wasted on people. I liked the character carrie better...
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:02pm.
Stoney ~ add to your list of names that are OVER USED and just annoying:
Kirsten (or any variation of it)
Madison
Taylor
Cole
Ashley
Kayleigh or Caleigh (or any variation of it)
I'm glad I don't have kids. I won't subject them to my family names. Here's a sampling:
Killis
Yea, WTF is "Killis" ?
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We know at least 3 kids with the following names...
Brianna
Jake
Isabella
Taylor
Alexis
Casey
Dallas
Austin
Ethan