The "Over The Moon" Watch
It's been pretty quiet on the "Over the Moon" front and I was beginning to think that maybe that horrific phrase slide back into the mouth of Satan where it belongs forever. No, it's alive and it's made a comeback thanks to stupid asses SJP and Matthew Broderick. And you thought moon jumping was only for cows! Damn them.
As some of your asses may know, SJP and Matthew's surrogate gave birth to twinsies last night and now we know their names!
"Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are delighted to announce the healthy arrival of their two daughters. Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick weighed 5 pounds, 11 ounces, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds. Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker's side. The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon."
Based on those names, I'm guessing the surrogate gave birth to twin crotchety old memaws who sit on their porch all day yelling at the neighborhood kids for trampling all over their petunias. BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT for real! Those names smell like boiled prunes, corn starch and Polident.
Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge are probably OVER for their parents for giving them a couple of names that only belong on a social security check.
VIA E! News
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Stoney ~ add to your list of names that are OVER USED and just annoying:
Kirsten (or any variation of it)
Madison
Taylor
Cole
Ashley
Kayleigh or Caleigh (or any variation of it)
I'm glad I don't have kids. I won't subject them to my family names. Here's a sampling:
Killis
Yea, WTF is "Killis" ?
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:53pm.
That happens in my family. As well as long names. My mother's name was Maria Elena (for two different aunts) Milagros (I guess bc she had a hard birth) Socorro (just because)... add her parents' surnames.
They shoulda just gone with Ethel Myrtle Edith Broderick. Timeless.
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It's unfair that one of the twins got three names and the other only two. She's already showing signs of favoritism toward Mare! Although Riki Tiki Temo No Sa Rembo ChariBari Rucci Pip Peri Pembo might tell you guys a different tale....
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Damn, these names are just plain fucked. I swear.
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My first reaction was, yuck!, but now I'm just laughing. And they named their son pretty well! Well, at least their middle names are ok.
Oh, and I blame Matthew Broderick for this naming fiasco... he truly must hate females, even unassuming baby ones.
My parents named me after a distant aunt.. or something, but it isn't bad. I'm just glad I wasn't named Petra, Dolores, Inocencia, Guadalupe or any of those fucking ugly old-school spaniard names.
Stoney: Yeah, some family names are pretty decent... but it sucks when a bunch of your family members share the same fucking name. Same shit happens in my family. For example, let's say my grandpa is called Pedro, then he named one of my uncles Pedro too, my uncle pedro names his son Pedro, my cousin Pedro has a baby and names him Pedro. For the record, there are no Pedros in my family, thank goodness. But just like this Pedro example, many of them share the same fucking name. It's confusing and unoriginal.
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I mean, at least they didn't name the kids Maddy and Conner! Christ I am so sick of those fucking names!
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I think Tabitha is sort of a cute name. It was the kid on Bewitched!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
So...when will the "People Magazine" spread of the Hodge & Podge twins hit the stands?
Are they fucking kidding?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
People in celebrity families sometimes give interesting middle names so, if the child chooses to go into acting, he or she can drop the last name and use the middle name as the stage name. A Heavenly example: Angelina Jolie Voight. Hate your father? Drop the name. Don't want to ride on the coattails of your family? Drop the name. Angie got to do it for both reasons!
Marion Elwell might work. Or even Loretta Elwell - that would work great for a country lounge singer! That said, however, I would be surprised if Tabitha Hodge could use that name as a stage name. Unless, of course, she decides at 48, after a lifetime of taunts and ridicule, to leave her cat and home to pursue a dream to be a singer by trying out for a reality tv show.
I see nothing wrong with the clearly family names. In fact, I think people SHOULD use family names. If I ever have a baby girl she will be called Eleanor or Dorothy, after my grandmothers! =P
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Marion and Tabitha sound like two librarians.
Not so good for those little girls.
I can't hate on the name Marion. That was my grandmother's name, and it's also my middle name. So fuck all you h8ers. :P
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WTF there's pleanty of unusual names without resorting to this fuckery.
my kids are Ross Evan and Charlotte Lee.
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Fucka doodle-do.
This should be called hideous baby name watch instead.
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Well, that's just plain cruel.
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how come one got 4 names and the other only got 3???
that's favoritism already!
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uhmm
why didn't she carry those kids in her cunt?
aren't horses mammals?
or was she afraid to ruin her figure?
I <3 SJP
So let me get this straight...
First Tabitha was a Bewitched name,
Then Tabitha became a porno name,
Now Tabitha is an old-maid name?
Marion is, for certain. Or it's Richie Cunningham's mother.
Loretta and Elwell would have been fine. But Marion is an old-ass name. I know an crotchety old bitch named Marion who's been a fucking pill since she was born five billion years ago. Corn starch & Polident indeed!
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
I hate the stupid phrase "over the moon". But not as much as I despise the ubiquitous, over-worked "at the end of the day" shit phrase.
And any time I hear "it's a family name", images of Judd Nelson and Molly Ringwold pop into my head. "No....it's a fat girls name".
Sigh...I think I'm just in a shitty mood.
*runs to the porcelain altar of Ralph*
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Yay 4 babies!!
Eh, not a huge fan of the names, but they could be a LOT worse.
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yuk. thing is that it could spawn a whole trend of baby naming of girls.
Anytime I hear the name Tabitha I immediately think of Passions.
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Don't they??. Those names sound so old school, like early 1800's old school. Ancient school. What the fuck?!. It's either stupid names like Audio Science and Pilot Inspektor or we have Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge.
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I'm all for using family names as middle names, but those just sound ugly and clunky, especially poor Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick. That is just too damn long. Marion or Loretta alone wouldn't have been too bad, but together they sound like a Geritol commercial. And Tabitha should brace herself for the Bewitched and tabby cat jokes.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 4:17pm.
Tabitha? Marion?
*checks calendar for year 1892*
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it should have been a horse jumping over the moon instead of a cow.
Tabitha? Marion?
*checks calendar for year 1892*
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Hahah! I was making a joke earlier that they will drag the m-word out!!!
*sees the futurez*
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Well, Mare will obviously be SJPs favorite. Poor Tabitha. *Nose twinkle*
Why on God's green earth did she give them these old-maid names?
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Bottom-feeder.
Tabby and Marion....eh.
Hopefully these little colts take after the stallion and not the mare.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
those names..........
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She should be slapped