Tuesday, June 23rd 2009
HAHAHA: Kristen Stewart As Joan Jett
Shooting has already started for The Runaways biopic and here's Kristen Stewart in her full Joan Jett drag. If I was on Jerry Springer with her, I'd try to snatch that wig off her head only to find out that it's not really a wig. Jokes on me. Ain't that a bitch when real hair looks like it was made in a factory in Taiwan.
And I'm not really seeing Joan Jett here, are you? Bitch looks more like Samantha Ronson dressed as Leather Tuscadero to an all-gayelle costume party.
BONUS! Since watching bitches fall is Dlisted's favorite pastime, here's Kristen soaring through the sky and busting her knees on the concrete.
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Why does she need an umbrella? Is she allergic to sunlight or something?
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So who's playing Lita Ford?? I remember her rockin the guitar in slutty clothes for the Kiss me Deadly video, that shit was awesome!
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I think Kristen is a pretty girl, despite her seemingly lame legs, really now, is she partially handicapped or just so awkward in her own body she has issues with simply standing? That awkwardness does not help her acting & it adds to her wooden-ness. I dont like her as an actress & she seems like a bitch, but whatever, for some absurd reason she is considered the next best thing & now we all have to suffer.
Joan Jett had a tough butch vibe that came thru with just a gaze and her body language. I'm not feeling it in these pics. But i wonder how KS looks in a vinyl bodysuit slinging a gee-tar.
God, I hate PA's. What douche-bag no-lifers. They're fun to fuck, though. (I mean the guys, of course.)
She doesn't look that bad. She's got the hunch down pretty good. But what's on her temples?
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Ok, I really dont understand how such a bland chick can inspire such intense dislike. She isnt even in my radar, I dont like her, I dont dislike her, she is not there, period. The only reason why I clicked on the video is because seeing people falling is the best shit ever AFV anyone?
But honestly, she can act, no she cant, she's ugly, no she is pretty, she's dating the unicorn forest's owner, no she isnt, WHO GIVES A FUCK?
She is soooooooo vanilla that I am flabergasted as why people get so intense in her dislike for her. Hate Gwyneth! Now that's a slut who deserves hatred.
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Winona Ryder would have made a more believable Joan Jett than this vacuum cleaner they casted.
Okay M.K.
LEAVE THIS CHILE ALONE!!! I mean, COME ON, THE GIRL CAN ACT!!! "Twilight" not withstanding...I mean, if you were a decent actress who was building a resume that closely followed J. Foster's and you found yourself starring in a b.s. teenage vampire flick because...hey times are tough and you need to make the cash while you can...would YOU bring your "A" game to that bullshit?!?!
NO!!! Which is why KRISTEN DIDN'T!!! What would be the point when she knows that its all about teen queens creamin' in their jeans at P. Ratz (which...I WILL NEVA GET)!!!
I think Kristen is a GREAT choice to play Joan Jett...in fact, having seen way too many documentaries about the Runaways and ("Foxes" is one of my favorite film)...I think the casting for this shit is ON POINT!!!
Oh god.
This movie is going to be so gay. As in Eddie and The Cruisers Gay.
I'm going to collect my vile dumplings around the tv screen (waiting for the DVD)and we're going to Mystery-Science-Fiction-Theater - the SHIT outta this one. Running commentary with friends almost always redeems a horrible movie. Almost.
No. Just no.
She's going to ruin this for me, but I'm holding out hope that she'll injure herself and they'll have to re-cast.
Stewart looks fucking retarded.
Looks too clean. Must have more rock star deco...
Washed floppy hair and shiny new leather is SO not Joan's thing...
Tickle Loris in action:
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i'm not seeing joan jett AT ALL.. bad casting. jett should have just played herself. she looks pretty much the same now as she did back then.
Kristen might be able to pull this off but I haven't heard her singing...we'll see.
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When are we going to get to see Dakota Fanning wearing Cherie Currie's fabulous blonde mullet? If they don't make her wear one too then I am going to be PISSED.
Submitted by Munkeyhed on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:24pm.
Jesus, I want to poke her between the shoulder blades & tell her to fucking STAND UP STRAIGHT! WTF, does she have scoliosis?
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Dude, she can't stand up straight. Neither can I. However, I am surprised that with that posture that she is getting cast in anything at all. I would expect it (the bad posture) to work against me, so how is it not working against her? She can't even act. HOW is she getting these movie roles????
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I think I know what it is. Emma Watson (Hermione) has the same thing, and I do, too. Trust me, we do NOT walk this way on purpose. It is called Scheuermann's Disease, and I hope I spelled it right. It involves the thoracic vertebrae, and in the puberty years, the thoracic vertebrae stop growing in the front, but continue to grow in the back, hence the hunched over posture. I have spent most of my life having people tell me to stand up straight, but I can't! My spine is actually curved that way. I hate it, too, but the surgery to fix it is VERY invasive and quite dangerous. It is not worth it to me. I am self-conscious about it, especially in summer. It's a little easier to hide in the winter with bulky sweaters and coats.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
What is Joan thinking? And could KStew have at least worn brown contacts?
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Wearing leathers doesn't make you tough; it makes you think you're tough.
thus making it pretty much a flop from the getgo.I have ever seen her hot video at www~~~Mixedfriends~~~com . It is a niche interracial dating site. It is said that she had a profile there
Even with Joan there getting her psyched up for the scene she doesn't bring it. If you had Joan Jett in your face yelling, "YEAH!" wouldn't you give her the same energy back?
I hear she's doing her own vocals too. They better hire Mariah's producer! There's gonna be a lot of needed tweaking!
FAIL
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Like I think she would do fine as a model (have you seen the Vogue shoot WOW)
However she is a dead actress same "depressed emo teenager with a deep side" facial expression.
Does she always walk like a monkey or are these bad shots?
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She looks like former MTV VJ Jesse Camp.
Harvey on TMZ made a good point about the fact that Joan Jett is hovering around chickie-bland-face so much -- it can be seen as her trying to "dress up" the truth, and make her part in the story look better by micromanaging the actress playing her
My take -- this broad is SUCH a bad-one-note actress and lacks range, so Jett has to feed her every line, emotion, and nuiance
That, or Jett doesn't have shit else to do
This looks like a big stinky fail.
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Joan Jett shoulda picked me...Can you see my sexay rock'n roll tiger ass struttin' her stuff in black leathah???
Yeah...Oh, Yeah...Oh, Yeah....
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They could have found a better actor, this one just doesn't cut it.
I like this girl.
She might be a very wooden actress - I only saw her in that film The Messengers, which was boring as hell - but she has charisma somehow.
Joan Jet is a legend, so I think anybody trying to play her would have a lot to live up to.
Kinda like Iggy Pop, whom (I've heard) will also have a biopic film made about him.
They cast Frodo to play a young Iggy. That will never look right, despite Elijah's acting skills being alright, but it's just hard to envision anybody else as Iggy, just like Joan ;)
Leather Tuscadero had a sister named Pinky! If SamRo and Liho reunite, they could be the Tuscadero sisters for Halloween. Mark Ronson looks skeezy enough to tag along sans costume, in my opinion. Ewww. What a crowd of losers.
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Well, the Twihards will go see it...hoping to get a Robert Pattinson cameo...or some kind of 6-degrees-of-separation contact high.
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I doubt it. A lot of Twihards really can't stand Kristen. They think she helped ruin "their" movie.
It will flop. No doubt about it. She can't pull off Joan Jett. She looks like a little girl dressed up for Halloween.
what the fuck is going on in the last thumbnail?!
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I can't believe Joan Jett is okay with any of this. She still looks great, but mama must be senile.
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Has anyone said yet that in the last picture she looks like she's trying to write her name in piss on that wall? Because I agree with them.
Almost every single photo of this chick shows her hunched over like a 96 year-old granny. WTF?!
Why does she always have posture like Uncle Fester?
Bwahaha! first, the girl needs some eyeliner. and well better than first, Natalie Portman looks more like Joan than that thing.
In this picture she looks older than the real Joan Jett.
She's not as hot as Jo back in the day. I won't be seeing this one until it's on HBO late night, if I don't have anything else going on.
At first I was slightly interested in watching this movie. Then I saw Kristen Stewart moving and acting. She looks like a little kid dressed up as a rocker on Halloween. Terribad!
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Why is she sporting a dick?
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Because she's playing Joan Jett.
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She had what? One hit forty'leven years ago? Yeah. Icon.
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I know, right? How come nobody is doing a Freebird biopic? I was a runner up in the CT contest once. *pouts*
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Well shit! How about a Roo-opic? I once drank a whole bottle of cola without burping!
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That is amazing! I'm assuming you exploded somehow from that since you didn't burp so we'll get Jerry Bruckheimer to do your Roo-opic!
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Oh goody! I'll bring the Krispy Cremes.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I hate this little mouth-breathing twat.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:18pm
She had what? One hit forty'leven years ago? Yeah. Icon.
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It's not really the amount of hits that makes someone an icon. If pop charts meant anything, no one would give a shit about Jimi Hendrix or Janis Joplin. Joan Jett had a genuinely butch, punkish image that a lot of women at the time could identify with. She wasn't pretty or safe. I wouldn't put her up there as a rock pioneer, but she managed to become relatively mainstream when other, edgier female acts didn't.
on a totally unrelated note...I just saw a pic of Darryl Hannah...on TMZ...unbelievable...she is Jocelyn Wildenstein 2.0 for sure. I mean completely scary shit. I have no idea what she did but whoever did whatever they did to her really did create a Frankenstein!
joan jett deserves better than this...
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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:28pm.
Where is the audience for this shit? A Joan Jett biopic? Honestly?
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Well, the Twihards will go see it...hoping to get a Robert Pattinson cameo...or some kind of 6-degrees-of-separation contact high.