Tuesday, June 23rd 2009
There's Really No Explanation For This
File this under: Things I imagine when I mix the good shit, booze and Tylenol PM.
This is a video of Zachary Quinto falling down while walking his dog with a bloody butcher and a giant side of meat. The fuckery doesn't stop there. Zachary throws a hissy fit when his fancy sunglasses fall on the sidewalk. Then the walking meat dude gets caught between the bushes and a pole. Whatthefuck.
This really looks like the beginning of the most bizarre Japanese gay porn movie ever.
Maybe this is a viral marketing ad for Oliver Peoples? Or A1 sauce?
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Thanks for the link IloveZQ. I couldn't watch it though. It got me in the gizzard bad and big time. Sorry dude.
Well, if anyone was wondering about the Butcher and Steak, here is the answer:
http://www.zacharyquinto.com/exclusive-videos.html
Buddy 'n' Andy!
I actually drove by this fuckery in Silver Lake, CA on Saturday afternoon. I commented to my friend that we were definately in LA. Damn scene gave me nightmares about giant steaks eating me. Damn Spock!!
Thanks Jaxon but, I am still not sure who Ling Ling is or did he say Ding a Ling? His dog is in charge so who cares?
this has got to be the funniest thing i've seen in a long time
Love the walk girlfriend......
Ahahaha! I thought dude falling on his face while walking his dog was funny, I didn't even see his beefy friend until he got stuck in the tree!
So where would a big hunk of man meat like that hang out?
I also thought this is something I'd usually see after mixing up some of the good stuff.
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Submitted by howcomebubblegum on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:50am.
Is he gay?
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Naaaaaaaahhh he's just doing that sashay ironically.
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Bottom-feeder.
Is he gay?
what.the.fuck?
Let me join the chorus of comments, YES IT MAKES US HAPPY, BITCH
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That is one of the most bizarre things I have ever seen. And I've seen 2 girls 1 cup...atleast part of it.
@melmez: Geez. He played Sylar on "Heroes" and most recently gave Spock an emo makeover on the Star Trek remake.
What I'D like to know is: who's "Noah" ? The camera guys were calling to him at 0:35
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Bottom-feeder.
Who the hell is Zachary Quinto?
He's walking around with a guy in a STEAK costume and a guy in a bloody butcher costume and he gets pissed off when people start filming him?? WTF??
I am imagining the dog thinking, "Dootadoo,,,going for a walk..sniff, sniff...SQUIRREL!! SQUIRREL!!"
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
"nobody move...did that make you happy?" LMAO!
Hell YES!!!.....now that was hilarious.
This guy should just give up pretenting to be straight. Who's he kidding?
No self respecting real hombre would say something that stoooopid.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Goddamn. I watched that 3 times and laughed hardy each time. Pure unadulterated fuckery. I love it.
"Are you happy? That you got that recorded? Are you happy now?"
I speak for everyone when I say: Yes Fuckstick, yes we are.
Was that Justin Timberlake dressed as the T-bone, borrowing an outfit for his next SNL skit?
Was it really necessary for the T-Bone
to have the roving hands, "helping" this guy
up ? He spent a moment too long on that.
Feeling him up.
...although somewhere out on the internet, you just KNOW there's going to be a still pic right at the exact moment where he's bent over and the T Bone's got him from behind. Priceless.
BWAHHHAA HAAHAA. Funnier the first time with the sound turned down. But then I would have missed "NOBODY MOVE!!". I thought he lost a contact.
But he can't be a total duche, cause at least he went back to unstick the T Bone.
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has a profile on the famous ***B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g - c O m***---. you know it is a bad site for men to seek sexy girls.
Oh, MK, great art like this NEEDS no explanation.
Great art is visceral. It hits you right in the guts with the force of a "faggot thug" beating down some whiny, loud, obnoxious celeblogging nitwit, or a giant T-Bone buggering an off-duty Vulcan who's lost his shades and equilibrium. This little video is the cinematic equivalent of David Lynch and Quentin Tarantino stabbing each other with Comfort Wipes (tm) naked while Federico Fellini slathers them with peanut butter and jelly.
For those who believe in art, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not, no explanation will suffice.
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Bottom-feeder.
i have no idea what just happened here. its 415 am and i'm going to pretend i hallucinated this video because i have no explanation, too much lolishness and wtfness going on.
Aaawww...he was pulled by his little woggie!
Big deal......!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by Manimal5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JocPcYBCN18
Oh my god, that Bret Michael's video has me DYING!!!! Thanks for sharing.
Corndog:
When he starts screaming no one move, it was my understanding it was because he had dropped his fancy sunglasses. If you watch he settles right down after he fishes them out from under the fence.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:08pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:01pm.
Thank you. I'm not even sure how this got any attention at all - it's super boring.
HAhahaha.Yes.
But I still get a kick out of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JocPcYBCN18
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LOL! Now THAT is thought provoking entertainment! And it never gets old!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:01pm.
Thank you. I'm not even sure how this got any attention at all - it's super boring.
HAhahaha.Yes.
But I still get a kick out of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JocPcYBCN18
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 9:32pm.
And the point of his video is? Plus is it just me or did the fall looked poorly staged?
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Thank you. I'm not even sure how this got any attention at all - it's super boring.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Look, if you are a celebrity who also happens to act like an elusive queen, then paparazzis are part of the deal. If you dont like it, get the fuck out.
The irony is that celebrities DO act like pieces of meat out on the market. What do you expect? You show up at the premiere, guarded behind lines and delineators and bodyguards, wearing expensive clothes and have some trophy GF/BF/wife/husband on your wrist like an accessory etc and act like a king just passing through the unworthy crowds of the common folks...you put yourself on a pedestal and then piss and moan that you are treated that way?
I love you Zach - well, I love you as much as a stranger can love another devestatingly handsome stranger she's never met, but get over it man...seriously. You are famous and you want it, and you know it...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:58pm.
i can't believe you people are referring to him as Spock. last time i googled that name some hot pepaw showed up.
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Yoo Hoo, dearie? Are you there? He is YOUNG Spock in the movie this summer. The old guy is Leonard Nimoy who was in the television show WaaaaaaaY back in my youth.
Got it now?
OMFG, I almost died reading this - so funny! I usually love him as an actor, but that is hilarious. Great commentary, as always.
If girlfriend had not been so busy sashsying down the street, he would have had control of his dog and not fallen.
Walk Like A Man, Zachary!
He isn't even pretending to be straight, is he? This made my soul hurt.
And the point of his video is? Plus is it just me or did the fall looked poorly staged?
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When MK said 'a giant piece of meat', I thought he was joking. I try over and over to quit this, and I still keep coming back.
MK that video should come with a warning: If you own dogs turn the sound down! My two dogs began barking!
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Ah I see now. He was carrying a blue plastic bag full of his dog's shit and almost spilled the precious cargo. Who the heck is LingLing?
He is walking down the street see. With a bloody butcher and a T-bone and his dog spot. Spot goes ape shit over something. No one knows what and he is doing a duck walk and falls on his face. I still don't get it. Next he screams "No one move?" WTF was that about? I thought he dropped an exploding cigar or something. Then he rushes back to see if the T-bone is okay and calls it some stupid pet name and says "This never happens?" I still don't get it. How old is this kid?
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:49pm.
What'd I miss? I don't get it. Was he with the t-bone or against 'im?
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He has a steak-stalker.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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OMG, I reeeeeally needed this. Fucking hilarious.
But can I ask why he was walking down the street w/ a giant slab of meat? Really.
What'd I miss? I don't get it. Was he with the t-bone or against 'im?
Am I High?!!
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Staged. I'm officially boycotting this bitch, whoever he is.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
That is quite amazing! Not as funny as the Perez Hilton Blub 'n' Whine Fest '09 though!
Um....yeah...
I think he is gay.
closet....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
Sic that pooch on those assholes!
Never heard of the guy but I love that he fell down and got mad like "This shouldn't happen to ME!"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:22pm.
Zach was kinda beating his meat, or at least man handling it.
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And, the guy behind him has a big boner.
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............