Tuesday, June 23rd 2009
There's Really No Explanation For This
File this under: Things I imagine when I mix the good shit, booze and Tylenol PM.
This is a video of Zachary Quinto falling down while walking his dog with a bloody butcher and a giant side of meat. The fuckery doesn't stop there. Zachary throws a hissy fit when his fancy sunglasses fall on the sidewalk. Then the walking meat dude gets caught between the bushes and a pole. Whatthefuck.
This really looks like the beginning of the most bizarre Japanese gay porn movie ever.
Maybe this is a viral marketing ad for Oliver Peoples? Or A1 sauce?
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:22pm.
Zach was kinda beating his meat, or at least man handling it.
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And, the guy behind him has a big boner.
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Man, he sure loves his sunglasses, doesn't he? LOL What a moron.
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I think this is his way of saying he is a piece of meat for the papparazzi.
Oh and he is soooooo gay.
Carrot!!!
How that funk are you!?!?!? We shall have toast and ..
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This video gives me the same feeling as the ones on AFV where some toothless hillbilly thinks he's won the lottery but it's just his brothercousin playing a fucked up joke on him.
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He's gonna have to work on his walk.it's very femme for a 'straight' guy.
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Well I don't know about the cameraman, but it makes ME fuckin' happy that this was caught on tape. I would totally be friends with Zachary Quinto I think, but I would also laugh at him daily. Especially if his protective nature re: his sunglasses was, like, a THING. Hee hee.
I bet it's cause he had to give his pointy eyebrows back. They reminded him of wieners and he misses them.
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Submitted by Hexamillion on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:05pm.
I love your creepy kitten avie!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
i dont know what the hell is going on in that video, But i did just watch StarTrek.. i dont know how i never noticed before but Spock has a lisp!
Douche much? Leonard Nimoy owns his ass.
My speakers are broken so I can't hear anything.
Why is he being followed by a T-bone steak?
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People falling = funny.
Overpaid non-talented actors falling=FUNNNNNNEH!!!
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He's totally pulling the world's chain with this video. I love him x1 billion now! Besides, my dickdar keeps telling me Mr. Quinto has a big 'un!
i can't believe you people are referring to him as Spock. last time i googled that name some hot pepaw showed up.
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That dog deserves better.
HAA!!!!i'm laughing uncontrollablely...and don't know why that is...all i can say is if anyone should be upset it should be that juicy slab of meat cuz after he did a rear end on zachary, zachary didn't give him reach around...that's just rude...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Who the hell is he anyway? That makes him freaking out over his fallen sunglasses even more retarded, I daresay!
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:09pm.
a block of provolone cheese in a suit w/ megyn kelly. if you click on TITS flickr photo link you can see it better. nancy grace?! *makes scared face*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:08pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:03pm.
I hate it when my meat costume gets stuck in the trees. They should make the fucking sidewalks bigger.
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freebirddddddddddddddd, I didn't see your comment, we is on the same brain wave.
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The giant pork chop approached Quinto from the rear like he was going to dry hump him. Then it looked as if the pork chop might throw up. I love this clip. I will save it and watch it often.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:15pm.
I think this clip is pretty easily explained: Spock wants attention. He's already gone the route of having dairy products splashed on him for attention, so now he's turned to falling down in front of people in meat outfits.
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OMG! You are right on! What a sponsor whore he is. First the Dairy Association, now the Meat-whatever-they-call-themselves. Next he'll be walking old ladies across the street for AARP and checking his blood pressure for the AMA.
Zach was kinda beating his meat, or at least man handling it.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
This has got to be a scene on FunnyorDie or something.
THAT is so hysterical when he falls over...completely on all 4s. & then he BLAMES the camera guys? Its like WTF!? How can you blame them you moron, you fell over!
OMG! hahaha. so bad but so funny!
Damn...wish I could see this from work. It sounds hilarious...and the comments here are even better. lol
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:09pm.
a block of provolone cheese in a suit w/ megyn kelly. if you click on TITS flickr photo link you can see it better. nancy grace?! *makes scared face*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
The way he screamed "Nobody move!, Nobody move!", you would have thought someone was seriously injured or in danger.
He really wanted to protect those sunglasses! ;)
BBQ at his house tonight.
Anyone else think that pheobe price and her little dog where on the other side of that fence?
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Why is he being shadowed by a pork chop? Wouldn't a T-Bone have given him more cred?
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I think this clip is pretty easily explained: Spock wants attention. He's already gone the route of having dairy products splashed on him for attention, so now he's turned to falling down in front of people in meat outfits.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
i can't play the video!
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but i know i'd love it.
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WTF ?
Pseudo-celeb, bloody butcher and guy dressed as meat. A PETA meeting.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:02pm.
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Provy, is that Nancy Grace and a Ninja Turtle in your avie? Or a baseball head? WTF is it?
WTF? I don't even think Fellini could figure this one out!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:03pm.
I hate it when my meat costume gets stuck in the trees. They should make the fucking sidewalks bigger.
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freebirddddddddddddddd, I didn't see your comment, we is on the same brain wave.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Back to backs of douchebags eating it! HAHAHAH!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:06pm.
Laugh all you want, but I know from experience that it's no fucking joke when your meat gets caught between the bushes and a pole.
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BWAHA! There's a lot at steak.
Well, that really pissed my dog off. THANKS MILK BOY!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:03pm.
I hate it when my meat costume gets stuck in the trees. They should make the fucking sidewalks bigger.
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HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA....*GASP WHEEZE* ha ha ha ha...HA HA HA HA....
I know..I could have just wrote LOL but it wouldn't have conveyed how hard I was really laughing....MEAT COSTUME
Laugh all you want, but I know from experience that it's no fucking joke when your meat gets caught between the bushes and a pole.
This is so random!
There are so many questions. But I don't care enough to try to wrap my brain around this.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:02pm.
Yep. Spock is gay.
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I know. I don't even have sound on my computer and I could hear him sashay.