Saturday, June 27th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Ed Westwick (22)
Drake Bell (23)
Khloe Kardashian (25)
Tobey Maguire (34)
Jo Frost (38)
Draco Rosa (40)
JJ Abrams (43)
Michael Ball (47)
Tony Leung (47)
Ted Haggard (53)
Isabelle Adjani (54)
Julia Duffy (58)
Vera Wang (60)

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MizRo's picture

whatever: I'll always love you. So understated and concise and loyal to the MK. I've "known" you for years and I respect your quick, late, comments.

Whatever's picture

Close your mouth asshat.

EatYourVeggies's picture

Ed is 22 in fug years.

Is that a bloody tampon in his mouth?

ikoihiI's picture

It looks like a hotpocket just came in his mouth

Christo's picture

Classy.

And gotta love the Wang.

paris herpes's picture

EW, I think Khloe the Giant would have been a better pic. I can't believe she's only 25. She's so lying!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

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Submitted by kdracofan
Bensuck: I think I love u

*blushing* awww shucks thanks

Everyone I know thinks Ed Westwick looks and acts mentally retarded and this pic is a perfect example of that. I suspect he will fade into obscurity when "Gossip Girl" runs its course.

letinstar's picture

that dude's only 22? and what a disgusting picture...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

z-listed's picture

Maybe now that Ed Westwick, whoever he is, is a big 22 he will grow up and stop showing his food.

kdracofan's picture

Bensuck: I think I love u

bensucks's picture

Happy Birthday Draco Rosa...you rock god!

Madre Tierra is one of the best songs ever!!!

editaah's picture

That picture looks gross, I had to scroll quicker just to pass it faster.

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MizRo's picture

I must confess the pic is nauseating and I don't get the attraction to him, but to each his own.

TWENTY-TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????
Bitch, please!

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:51am.

Good morning Hysteria! Yes, I love most everything JJ Abrams does. I was a huge "Alias" fan. "Fringe" is my newest obsession. You should check it out!

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kdracofan's picture

Happy birthday Draco Rosa: swooooooon!!!!!

kdracofan's picture

Bradiful bitch: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS that's my DRACO *combusting*

Hysteria's picture

Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:41am.

Mornin' Dee! Isn't JJ Abrams the hawts!? His stories are so fresh, intricate and engaging.

I'm gonna have to watch Lost again from the beginning!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 10:45am.
Ima bringing the Hwat Brad back...
Still Loves Anderson tho...
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Yay! Good for you. I like both screen names. "Bradiful" always had a nice ring.

Welcome back, BB!

;D

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DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday JJ Abrams! I can't wait for the new season of Lost.

Mornin' MK ♥

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Hysteria's picture

Happy Bday, JJ Abrams!! For Fringe alone, he is my priest.

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Hysteria's picture

Oh, nice frat-boy, "see food' face Ed Fuckwit.

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BobsBB's picture

What a motley crew. That Westwick is only a year younger than Drake Bell is way disturbing. And poor Supernanny has to share her birthday with Ted Haggard?!?!?
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

*kak*

There goes my breakfast.

Happy BD to Isabelle Adjani. She has a 14-YO son with Daniel Day Lewis. He must be gorgeous!

So impressed that Shanna Moakler reads Dlisted. You are becoming an ICON, MK!

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Thanks MizRo!
Ima bringing the Hwat Brad back...
Still Loves Anderson tho...

On T: Draco Rosa? Is That kdraco's Draco?

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

girl_cheese's picture

What is it with Ed Westwick and FOOD? Meanwhile, Isabelle Adjani was da shizz back in the day.

MizRo's picture

BB!!! My love, nice pic of the Pitt.

Happy day to Isabelle Adjani.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 10:36am.
DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 10:31am

*does math, 12 hours ago, 11:30 EST, 8:30 PST...*
The Kim Kardassian thread?
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*hauls ass to said thread*

fuzzyslippers's picture

This picture makes me want to puke.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 10:31am

*does math, 12 hours ago, 11:30 EST, 8:30 PST...*
The Kim Kardassian thread?

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 10:26am.
DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 10:21am

I KNOW!!
See people love it here, THEY REALLY LOVE IT!!!

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I'm excited because it means we STILL HAVE A SHOT AT BEING FAMOUS!!!! Cuz it's all about ME, me, me, me, me, me. US!!

Dlisted is TOTALLY NOT getting it's DUE. Dlisted should be tripping off everyone's tongues. And Kathy Griffin can SUCK IT.

I wonder which threads Shanna was reading?

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DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 10:21am

I KNOW!!
See people love it here, THEY REALLY LOVE IT!!!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

DiamondDawg's picture

You know what? Last year I thought, "Damn. That Vera Wang is a rich successful beesh and she's only, like, FORTY!!" Then last week I saw her on t.v. and saw her 60 year old neck. I had a complete "WTF!" minute to myself. Staggering, innit?

parissucksliterally's picture

euuuuwww, the mushy pasty guy.

I love Drake Bell though (yes, I am a dork)

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 10:16am.
Oh, lovely.
Happeh Birthday Vera Wang!

OFF T:
From Shanna Moakler's twitter:

http://twitter.com/ShannaMoakler

I swear to the high heavens, if you are EVER having a bad day, go to DListed.com and you will be sure to laugh. never fails me. luvs it.
(about 12 hours ago from web)

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*in high pitched squeel* ZOMG!!!! SHANNAMOAKLER FOR HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the update, Bradi/LA. I loathe TWATTER.

Geebz74's picture

Happy BDay to the Sluts and I thought that was Emile Hirsch or however you spell it. These guys are interchangeable and boring.
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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Oh, lovely.
Happeh Birthday Vera Wang!

OFF T:
From Shanna Moakler's twitter:

http://twitter.com/ShannaMoakler

I swear to the high heavens, if you are EVER having a bad day, go to DListed.com and you will be sure to laugh. never fails me. luvs it.
(about 12 hours ago from web)

THANKS SHANNA!!!!!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

mike's picture

Not that I'd ever given it much thought, but I would have guessed Mr. Westwick was in his late 20s or even early 30s.

Mrs. Nordy's picture

Ed Westwick looks 45 years old on Gossip Girl!!!

urmomma's picture

Happy birthday Vera Wang! I smell better thanks to you! LMAO! Seriuously.

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hugs y'all.

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Justina's picture

gross

DiamondDawg's picture

The kid in the photo is playing the sea/see food game... it's normal.

DiamondDawg's picture

TEAM VERA WANG!

carefreea's picture

How is he only 22?? And he's disgusting, not sexy in any sense.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 9:19am.
Did you guys watch him in "In The Mood For Love" and the sequel? He's just sooooooo good.

Yes, but haven't seen the sequel. *making note*