Monday, June 29th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Gary Busey (65)
Nicole Scherzinger (31)
Will Kemp (32)
Bradley Stryker (32)
Bret McKenzie (33)
Emily Skinner (39)
Amanda Donohoe (47)
Sharon Lawrence (48)
Maria Conchita Alonso (52)
Richard Lewis (62)
Robert Evans (79)

Posted by: Michael K


Khensu Hetep's picture

OMG GARY BUSEY!

I like him.

Yay! Happy birthday, GB!

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WallyRaffle's picture

hah 31!
i bet she's always been female too.

Mrs.TimDaly's picture

What in the name of Gov. Terry Sanford's Bible study group is up with Gary Busey's wonkeye and horse teefs ? I have diarrhea from looking at his picture.

woodhorse's picture

Hey Barbado Baby! If you hold up your left hand and cover half of Gary Busey's face, he looks crazier than a shit house rat, but if you take your right hand and cover half of his face, he looks any normal Senator that cheated on his wife. Am I right???

just a floozy's picture

i fuckin love gary busey! happy birthday you old drunk!

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Submitted by EmmaG.Frost on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 1:28pm.
Does he have a fucking glass eye?

I freakin think he DOES!!! I was just wondering the same thing!

Hysteria's picture

Scary Gary = Quasimodo with dentures

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EmmaG.Frost's picture

Does he have a fucking glass eye?
Emma Grace Frost

angel_i's picture

Holy Fucking Wonk-Eye Batman.

I can only hope that means he's given us a glimpse of Paris' future!

HB, hos!

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paris herpes's picture

Nicole is not fucking OLD, she's my age! Whoever said that shit, DIEDIEDIE!

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paris herpes's picture

Gary in his huge chompered and wonky-eyed glory! You should have posted a link to his Twitter, that's hours of fun right there! The man is completely bonkers! And perhaps an even better poor man's Nick Nolte with an off-putting rant for good measure.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Gary Busey = wonkeye at its finest

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parissucksliterally's picture

Bret!!! Yummy!!!

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joanne's picture

HB Gary Busey and Richard Lewis.

kdracofan's picture

Happy birthday Maria Conchita Alonso

squeezy's picture

Hahaha Nicole Scherzinger is 31, what a hag.

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MJF's picture

Well, if that doesn't scare the hangover out of you - nothing will.

I see Gary had Cream of Wheat and scrambled eggs for breakfast that morning. *shudder*

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Sensimina's picture

Busey delivered a stunning performance in "Gingerdead Man".

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freebird's picture

I hear a mechanical tiger! (thx Drama!) This looks like a picture from a few chicklet ops ago. I swear they are larger now. Is he mid-wink?

Srsly, I love Gary's carayzay. Don't stop believin dude!

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Kandykane's picture

MK, posting that pic of Gary 'the certifiable nut' Abusive on a Monday morn just proves that you have a wicked, wicked sense of humor!

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Anonymous101's picture

HB to my dear sweet Gary. And yes, I def. hit it with the crazy eyes and all. And all you sluts would too - don't lie ;)

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Rhoda's picture

Happy Birthday Gary Busey, you crazy bastard!

The C word's picture

Now if he isn't the poster child for why people should always wear a helmet riding, I don't know who is...

HB to steel-plated Gary, and to Amanda Donohoe, who will forever be known to me as Lady Sylvia Marsh.

Morning dlisters!

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dramaqueen365247's picture

Happy Birthday, Gary, you crazy fucker! My favorite Gary Busey moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj2bdAMX9Qo
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Tristram's picture

IMDb has some cool facts on Gary: Had a plum-sized tumor removed from his sinus cavity. [May 1997] Gary is a licensed pilot (eat shit, AJ), has black belts in several martial arts, and often attends events with his female attorney.

LisK's picture

Happy birthday Chicklet Teeth!

Sugaroo's picture

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! He has food between his tombstone teefs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Sigh. Gary was sooooooooo good as Buddy Holly, a movie I saw when it actually came out in theaters, so you know I am oooooooooooollllllllllddddddddd.

They should get Gary for True Blood. Imagine some bloodsucking fangs on those chompers!!

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Manimal5's picture

HB Gary...not dead...YAY!

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DeeDee's picture

You know you've been a Dlister for a while when you remember the jokes you made about these sluts last year.

Mornin' MK ♥ and Dlisters ♥

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Submitted by xavionxiv on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:58am.
Gary looks a mess and I had no idea Nicole was so old!

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SO OLD? Sit down KID! I am 31 and that is not fucking OLD!

Gary looks a mess and I had no idea Nicole was so old!

islandgirl's picture

Um, Gary.... you got something in your teeth.

loozer's picture

His eyes remind me of Sloth on Goonies. MK you forgot Fred Grandy - Gopher is 61 today!
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Tristram's picture

Imagine a Malibu beach-house party with Gary, Nick Nolte, and Ryan O'Neal.

Nanners's picture

BWAHAHAA! I think Gary is Tom Cruise's real father.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Damn. That one eye just won't conform.

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Spoiled's picture

If you don't wind up dead, let this photo tell the cautionary tale of what may happen when you ride without a helmet.
Happy Birthday Bob Evans - The Kid Stays In The Picture!

chefcammi's picture

@soul..

I know that during the Larry The Cable Guy roast he only had one blinking eye.. pretty freaky, so maybe?

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soul's picture

does he have an artificial eye?Richard Lewis is 62?wow Happy BDay!!all :)
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Ophelias evil twin's picture

Jesus H.. those are quite the set of choppers.

Happy b'day Richard -- try not to get too manic today.

Haribo's picture

jeeeeezus christ, mk! couldn't you find a scarier pic!? *sarcasm*

morning dlisters! :)

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