Monday, June 29th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Gary Busey (65)
Nicole Scherzinger (31)
Will Kemp (32)
Bradley Stryker (32)
Bret McKenzie (33)
Emily Skinner (39)
Amanda Donohoe (47)
Sharon Lawrence (48)
Maria Conchita Alonso (52)
Richard Lewis (62)
Robert Evans (79)
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OMG GARY BUSEY!
I like him.
Yay! Happy birthday, GB!
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
hah 31!
i bet she's always been female too.
What in the name of Gov. Terry Sanford's Bible study group is up with Gary Busey's wonkeye and horse teefs ? I have diarrhea from looking at his picture.
Hey Barbado Baby! If you hold up your left hand and cover half of Gary Busey's face, he looks crazier than a shit house rat, but if you take your right hand and cover half of his face, he looks any normal Senator that cheated on his wife. Am I right???
i fuckin love gary busey! happy birthday you old drunk!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by EmmaG.Frost on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 1:28pm.
Does he have a fucking glass eye?
I freakin think he DOES!!! I was just wondering the same thing!
Scary Gary = Quasimodo with dentures
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Does he have a fucking glass eye?
Emma Grace Frost
Holy Fucking Wonk-Eye Batman.
I can only hope that means he's given us a glimpse of Paris' future!
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Nicole is not fucking OLD, she's my age! Whoever said that shit, DIEDIEDIE!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Gary in his huge chompered and wonky-eyed glory! You should have posted a link to his Twitter, that's hours of fun right there! The man is completely bonkers! And perhaps an even better poor man's Nick Nolte with an off-putting rant for good measure.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Gary Busey = wonkeye at its finest
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Bret!!! Yummy!!!
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Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class, you got style, you're badass
HB Gary Busey and Richard Lewis.
Happy birthday Maria Conchita Alonso
Hahaha Nicole Scherzinger is 31, what a hag.
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
Well, if that doesn't scare the hangover out of you - nothing will.
I see Gary had Cream of Wheat and scrambled eggs for breakfast that morning. *shudder*
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Busey delivered a stunning performance in "Gingerdead Man".
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I hear a mechanical tiger! (thx Drama!) This looks like a picture from a few chicklet ops ago. I swear they are larger now. Is he mid-wink?
Srsly, I love Gary's carayzay. Don't stop believin dude!
I viewed many sexy photos online at ***B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g .c O m --- for sexy girls meeting black, good MAN
MK, posting that pic of Gary 'the certifiable nut' Abusive on a Monday morn just proves that you have a wicked, wicked sense of humor!
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HB to my dear sweet Gary. And yes, I def. hit it with the crazy eyes and all. And all you sluts would too - don't lie ;)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Happy Birthday Gary Busey, you crazy bastard!
Now if he isn't the poster child for why people should always wear a helmet riding, I don't know who is...
HB to steel-plated Gary, and to Amanda Donohoe, who will forever be known to me as Lady Sylvia Marsh.
Morning dlisters!
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Colin Hay: Overkill
Happy Birthday, Gary, you crazy fucker! My favorite Gary Busey moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj2bdAMX9Qo
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
IMDb has some cool facts on Gary: Had a plum-sized tumor removed from his sinus cavity. [May 1997] Gary is a licensed pilot (eat shit, AJ), has black belts in several martial arts, and often attends events with his female attorney.
Happy birthday Chicklet Teeth!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! He has food between his tombstone teefs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Sigh. Gary was sooooooooo good as Buddy Holly, a movie I saw when it actually came out in theaters, so you know I am oooooooooooollllllllllddddddddd.
They should get Gary for True Blood. Imagine some bloodsucking fangs on those chompers!!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
HB Gary...not dead...YAY!
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
You know you've been a Dlister for a while when you remember the jokes you made about these sluts last year.
Mornin' MK ♥ and Dlisters ♥
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No Hay Nada Mas
Submitted by xavionxiv on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:58am.
Gary looks a mess and I had no idea Nicole was so old!
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SO OLD? Sit down KID! I am 31 and that is not fucking OLD!
Gary looks a mess and I had no idea Nicole was so old!
Um, Gary.... you got something in your teeth.
His eyes remind me of Sloth on Goonies. MK you forgot Fred Grandy - Gopher is 61 today!
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Imagine a Malibu beach-house party with Gary, Nick Nolte, and Ryan O'Neal.
BWAHAHAA! I think Gary is Tom Cruise's real father.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Damn. That one eye just won't conform.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
If you don't wind up dead, let this photo tell the cautionary tale of what may happen when you ride without a helmet.
Happy Birthday Bob Evans - The Kid Stays In The Picture!
@soul..
I know that during the Larry The Cable Guy roast he only had one blinking eye.. pretty freaky, so maybe?
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Walmart? CHECK
3 Wolves Howling At The Moon shirt? CHECK!
Just waiting for the magic to happen... CHECK!!!
does he have an artificial eye?Richard Lewis is 62?wow Happy BDay!!all :)
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"I only direct in self-defense."
-Mel Brooks
Jesus H.. those are quite the set of choppers.
Happy b'day Richard -- try not to get too manic today.
jeeeeezus christ, mk! couldn't you find a scarier pic!? *sarcasm*
morning dlisters! :)
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
yee haw! That's an eye opener first thing in the morning!